I know someting...
The more earnings fall while stocks move higher, the BIGGER the bubble gets.
The Forex Market is a Monopoly controlled by a few leading banks. But it's possible to play this FX Monopoly game for real dollars that you can spend in the real world. Let's play!
Does anyone miss Maria?
You mean when we throw stuff at her?
she still bangin everyone at Citi?
Whenever I tune into CNBC, I keep the volume down. I turn on my iTunes, and set the station to "Porn Groove" which makes for a real interesting multi-media experience. Now that the work day is over, I can start happy hour, and it gets even better.
Whazzizname there's gettin' some pretty big bags neath them eyes...Lyin' is tirein'
If he would just do it this way, it wouldn't cause so much lasting damage!
New suit. Same as the old suit.
Everyone is getting tired of the game now. How much time is there I wonder?
Is getting the stock cum off hard?
That guy looks ill, even he knows deep down we are in a world of hurt.
Actually, he might not.
He went to Columbia University School of Journalism.
He has had NO formal education whatsoever in finance, business, the markets, etc.
He's a blow dried air head.
Wrong talking head-- University of Virginia:
Besides, he 'projects credibility'.
"Does anyone miss Maria?"
Just her bosoms!
I miss her nugget nipples when Gold is down and she is interviewing Jamie Dimon.
I always thought he looked like Beavis or Butthead. I don't know which is which ????
+1 i see what you did there, gave me a good laugh
where is "them" now, again?
Heard FOX has her doing an investigative story - She's gonna try to smuggle 50 ozs of gold into India by hiding it in the crack of her ass.
bars or nuggets ?
If her lips below are as levianithic as her lips above, I'd say you'd named the wrong crack.
Looking for all time highs next week with momo pomo stocks all down 30%.
It's a stock pickers market ya know......
Whooo! She gotsa' big assss!
Not even a challenge, have you seen those hind quarters. Looks like se is carrying around a volks Bettle on her ass.
No shelter here
You're missing a digit.
nice screen capture.
Tyler is a total buffoon, too.
I see the mortician is getting ready for the pending blood bath.
To the moon, Alice...
Her mantra at the end of every down day. "Stocks finish off their lows" -Ah, the good old days!
That guy has such a limited brain capacity, it is amazing. Watch him struggle if he is put on the spot without a teleprompter. it is hilarious.
He and David Gregory may need the same shrink and psychic face-lift.
i wonder if he takes the subway to work :heh heh:
Momma said shees the debil...
What is CNBC? I vaguely remember something like it, but that was at least four years ago.
CNBC stnds for
I always thought it was CNBS!
Hey, I watch CNBC every night now that they are showing NHL Playoffs. It's probably the best ratings they've seen since last year at Hockey time. If CNBC were smart, they would have a couple of panel guests during business hours, dressed in opposing NHL team garb, "drop the gloves" and go at each other in a real economic fight. It would be a ratings bonanza... a cross between CNBC, WWF, NHL, and Jerry Springer.
The worst part of cnbc is the trolls clumpus and bloody stump man-SERIOUS ASSHOLES!
If you get a chance,and you want a good laugh visit the cnbc site and flag the comments of these dicks.
It only takes 5-10 flags to remove a comment on that SHIT site!
I much prefer a downvote to comment removal. It makes it easier to tell who is a shill if you can read what they shillin'.
But disqus or whatever it is called,doesnt allow counting of down votes!!!(Its almost like their trying to steer the agenda!)-sarcasam!
I mean if you put in a system to count votes,but it doesnt count the down votes???WTF!!!
We hates them,We hates them forever!!
Actually, I don't miss Miss Ground Beef Meat Flaps at all.
Tyler M. Looking tired ......
Yep, it’s a stressful high paying job when attempting to falsehood the public. I'll bet he has days in which he grabs the phone and stares at the dial pad, debating whether to call off sick. CNBC Tyler looks like a candle burning from both ends.
cue BoB Pissonit... its a victory for the bulls...
Maria's only question for most guests was "Would you be investing money in this market today?" She was replaced by a robot.
The WOP has a feature on Bill Orilly now. She's too washed up for the stun kunts Bill has on the payroll
Great post Tyler, one of your best friday humor posts!
How do you solve a problem without Maria?
Tyler Matheson is a worn out financial bot.
His name is Vlad Dracula.
I'd refuse interviews while taking a shit.
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