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Look closely at this photo. There are 2 snipers from the Ukrainian army near the Ukraine army base around 20km from pro-Russian held Slovyansk.

 

 

Source: @GrahamWP_UK

 

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Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:42 | 4695147 fightthepower
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Fuck you Rothschilds!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:43 | 4695151 A Man without Q...
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If you can tell they are Jewish, you've got better eyes than I do...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:48 | 4695174 Buckaroo Banzai
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Far right side, about one third up...see the little town about 10 kliks away? They are in the bar just off the main drag, having a beer.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:50 | 4695187 BLOTTO
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You need to stare and let your eyes get out of focus and you'll see them...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:55 | 4695206 Divided States ...
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Tyler, Did you also spot the two American drones?? I did.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:00 | 4695226 bania
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I think I see schwarzenegger

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:06 | 4695256 Tengri Temujin
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@ A man with no IQ

listen dude, you may  have missed the point of the man's statement, the rothschild's dont shed their own blood at the altar.  They finance goyim on goyim fratricide

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:10 | 4695269 gmrpeabody
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They are the ones nibbling the bark off the trees.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:21 | 4695316 power steering
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The one with his shirt off is Putin

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:25 | 4695328 Stackers
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They must not be very good if someone walking by has time for a quick "selfie of the snipers by the road" ..... new fad for 2014 ?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:27 | 4695337 BaBaBouy
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If You Look Really Carefully, You'll Spot The 3 Ukranian Strippers In The Background...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:37 | 4695378 dontgoforit
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Ha!  That was easy, the guy in red moved!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:46 | 4695431 Headbanger
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WTF!  The one on the left doesn't even have any face paint on!  And the idiot to the right has his lower legs and boots clearly visible..

Those two mooks don't have a chance..

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:04 | 4695530 0b1knob
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Perhaps this instructional video could be useful to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmMJntSfQI

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:04 | 4695535 Looney
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I see 2 snipers and 3 pairs of hairy legs. ;-)

Looney

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:12 | 4696283 barliman
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I'd shoot the jackass with his legs showing in the ASS ... when his buddy turned to see if HIS legs were showing, I'd take the "center of mass" shot on him.

Then I'd wait to see if they have any friends who are better at camouflaging themselves but dumb enough to try to go help them.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:23 | 4696345 Alhazred
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This!!!

 

I spoted them before i even started searching by sections for tells of a shooter like they teach you in school.

 

the cammo is impressive for GI JOE (or i guess GI JOEsevic) but not for a sniper.  

(that reminds me of an instructor who once told me that peaking out from behind a tree is the stupidest thing ever because no fucking tree (or building corner, cacuts, telephone pole, water towner, oil tower, ect) has a head growing out of it)

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:58 | 4696523 tenpanhandle
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Except the ones near Fukushima.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:46 | 4695429 Cap Matifou
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OK, after the village snipers here some real ones
http://www.vice.com/read/german-army-snipers-photos-simon-menner

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:56 | 4696190 Tengri Temujin
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Gosh darn it those KRAUTS can sure hide, goes back to poor Varus' noblesse oblige and Armenius' genius at camouflage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Teutoburg_Forest

"Varus give me back my LEGIONS" said a broken and sobbing Augustus

And who would of thought the German mercs would one day become the majority of the soldiers in the Legions they once destroyed.

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:07 | 4695329 BaBaBouy
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.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:07 | 4695557 Looney
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I saw the 3 strippers too, but I can also hear their voices in my head. ;-)

Looney

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:27 | 4695334 sushi
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They left ten minutes ago when they heard Russia was downgraded to -bbb.

Why bother if your opponent is barely above junk?

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:20 | 4695309 Obchelli
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I guess you spotted they are not circumcised ;-)

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:43 | 4695796 lasvegaspersona
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Tengri

except for a few perhaps

Guy D' Rothschild was a WW2 hero (volunteered and had the ship he was on torpedoed) after the Nazis took his bank in 1939. The French were so grateful to him they stole his bank again in 1982 when Mitterand was leading. Screwed by the Nazis and the commies.

Both rich and poor suffer at the hands of the state. We need a better monetary system not just cliches about 'da jews'.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4696148 Tengri Temujin
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True, I stand corrected lasvegas.  I agree sometimes I and others tend to push the comedy routine a little too far.

That is why I try to be clear and say the Jewish Mafia when I can, it is an organized crime syndicate that has become more powerful since the fall of the Soviet Union.  Let us not forget that there was a strong component here in the USA back in the days of the prohibition.  And not too long ago there were mass demonstrations by the working class folks in Israel against imbalances in the system, that even spread to their embassy staff. They are also afflicted by the one percent as is any human society.

In the above comment I think he was using Rothchild's as blanket term for the banking elite, it was not until the other chap made the Jewish reference that got the game started

I apologize though to the working folks.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:09 | 4695265 BaBaBouy
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They Blend In Pretty Well With The Dirt...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:24 | 4695321 Quus Ant
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I can't see them.  Are they hiding behind the two army rangers?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:00 | 4695230 Pool Shark
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The snipers should have watched this informational video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmMJntSfQI

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:56 | 4695209 Sofa King Confused
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The bottom of trees in Ukraine are white.........interesting.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:01 | 4695237 uno
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sitting between the asian date.com girl and the anastasia date.com girl

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:14 | 4695287 Jeremy Roenick
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Thank you uno.  Best laugh I've had all morning.

 

As for the photo, where's Waldo?  

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:03 | 4695249 pods
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The bottom of everything in Ukraine is white. Have you ever seen the sun there?  It's like Canada.

pods

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:09 | 4695266 Tengri Temujin
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No trust me they are much warmer than Canada.  As for the white, its some sort of stuff they paint on the trees for preventing a type of pest and sun damage.

http://www.naturehills.com/painting-tree-trunk

It is done to young trees that have not developed their mature bark or that will not develop a thick enough bark. In cold sunny climates it is to reflect winter sun off the thin bark, not allowing it to warm up and then suddenly freeze when the sun sets. It's usually done in orchards where the aesthetics aren't a concern. In the home landscape it is silly as we have tree wraps just for this purpose until the mature bark begins to develop.

In scorching hot climates the white paint reflects the heat off the trunk. It is seen most often with citrus trees which never develop a thick bark for protection from the sun. In fact citrus' are shrubs and want to have their lower stems covered with foliage for protection, but we trim the plants into trees thus exposing the tender tissues. Painting with a watered down latex helps repel the sun and heat.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:11 | 4695270 Jreb
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Twwwweeeeeeet!

OK Buddy. That's a ten thread penalty for roughing Canadians out of context. This is a Ukranian thread. 

Canuck bashing can be carried out here:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-23/middle-class-canada-now-doing-b...

Now move along and let's have a nice clean game...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:24 | 4695325 Tengri Temujin
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Jreb you cant be canadian you did not say 'EH' at the end of each sentence.

IMPOSTER alert.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:48 | 4695830 Jreb
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According to my kids "Social Studies" textbook I am a "Global Citizen". But we won't get started on that today...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:44 | 4695414 pods
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Come on that was a minor at best.  None of this 2 and 10 crap.  

:)

pods

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:04 | 4695252 myptofvu
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I think we are looking for snipe

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:39 | 4695389 Agent P
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Those are Obama Trees...tall and dark, but short and white from the waste down...they're also hollow. 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:27 | 4696364 vened
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They paint bottoms of trees to prevent fungal infections.  I believe this is a special paint that has lime and other other fungus killing stuff.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:37 | 4695382 bpj
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Like the Seinfeld episode

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 15:14 | 4696617 CoonT
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...or, just look for the two dark blobs with the fat heads on them...either way

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:12 | 4695276 thunderchief
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I spy a.....????

Time to write a new I spy book kiddos.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:44 | 4695153 mayhem_korner
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Tyler - there's no joystick.  How do I play?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:52 | 4695182 Stackers
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Log into the WOPR through their ProtoVision branch in Sunny Vale Ca.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:06 | 4695542 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Green Screen!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:45 | 4695154 Itchy and Scratchy
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Bigfoot!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:45 | 4695155 pods
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Round head peeking around the double trees (probably prone) and one crouching in front of the single tree to the right in the picture?

Smart to paint the bottoms of the trees white though. Simple way to remove the easiest way to block your shape.

pods

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:50 | 4695186 thamnosma
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Yeah, what's up with that white paint?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:59 | 4695229 Whoa Dammit
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It's a lime whitewash to protect the trees from insects. Its use was very common in the southern US before big -ag chemical insecticide sprays became so pervasive.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:02 | 4695242 pods
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Really?  I thought it was an anti personnel thing.  Well, learned my new thing for today. Time to get drunk!

pods

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:18 | 4695297 Dr. Engali
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"Time to get drunk!"

 

What's taking you so long? You have some catching up to do.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:14 | 4695288 Tengri Temujin
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Guess once Monsanto and Big Ag Business moves into Ukraine all the effective low cost solutions will be banned and one will be forced to buy and use their insecticides.  I mean these mofos want to keep people from using and storing heirloom seeds.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:39 | 4695769 thamnosma
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Yep, standard operating procedure in the New World Disorder.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:38 | 4695766 thamnosma
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Thanks -- I should have known that fact having been in the hort business.  Guess we didn't need to do that out west.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:52 | 4695195 unrulian
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:02 | 4695240 jaxville
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I guess you get to be a really good shot when you get to practice shooting civilians in bullshit wars.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:34 | 4695370 sushi
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These Ukranian snipers have got the Canadians beat. The range to the nearest target is 20 Km. 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:54 | 4695205 Ignatius
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Not really in the spirit of 'Where's Waldo?', pods.  I'm surprised at you.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:00 | 4695232 pods
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My bad. Still drained from the Bundy thread I guess?

And we just watched that X-files the other day where the tree people were in the national forest in Florida.  Those were tougher than predator to pick out!

The Russians of course will just kinda point in the general direction and after that whole treeline is levelled the guy will nod "Da."

pods

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:45 | 4695156 Comte d'herblay
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One behind the tree, on the ground peeking his slavic head out to the left center, and one just to his left on the ground in the lower just to the right center.

I like the one of the red-clad bikini babe with major ta-TAS better though if one of those hit me in the eye I'd go blind.

 

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:42 | 4695782 robertocarlos
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Until your post I could not see them because I thought they were pointed at the town 20 km away towards the hills. As you said his head is sticking out from the two trees and then his buddy is pointed the same way lying down and you can see his boot. If there is a war I'm dead.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:45 | 4695159 unrulian
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I recognize those two...didn't they fire on protestors and blame it on Yanukovych

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:48 | 4695175 jay28elle
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Oh, and I think they were at Kent State also.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:56 | 4695211 holmes
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I remember those two fuckers from the grassy knoll.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:59 | 4695225 Ignatius
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Did you also spot the pristine passport laying on the ground?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:46 | 4695161 Uchtdorf
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Not a good idea to "print" their presence on a white background (painted trees).

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:47 | 4695164 alfred b.
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    I can see them....but why are they in the US?

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:47 | 4695165 jay28elle
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not gonna much matter how well they are hidden when the country side is carpet bombed.

btw, I think I see them - disguised as trees with tube socks, right?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:56 | 4695166 hobopants
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One is the spotter the other is the sniper

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:48 | 4695170 sleepingbeauty
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Okay I see one guy. Look at the two trees that are close together just left of the center of the screen. One sniper is crouched on the ground peaking out from the left most of these trees. I needed to blow it up to see him

 

Hello Waldo-nov

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:48 | 4695172 whoisonfirst
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20km from pro-Russian held Slovyansk.

 

 

Good shots eh?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:51 | 4695188 thamnosma
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Read the article.  They are protecting an army base.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:48 | 4695173 Rainman
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Two wild turkey hunters ... just move along now.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 15:07 | 4696567 tenpanhandle
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Naw - I can tell by their camo that they are Stolichnaya hunters.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:49 | 4695177 Winston of Oceania
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Those are gnomes not snipers...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:49 | 4695179 PlusTic
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I can clearly see the Academi (blackwater) insignia on the guy on the left...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:49 | 4695181 Took Red Pill
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where's Waldo

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:50 | 4695184 Blano
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Those are BLM snipers, not Ukes.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:50 | 4695185 American Dreams
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And WHO took the damn picture.  I atleast need to go get the chips out of my "game" cameras to review. 

Know your enemy

AD

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:58 | 4695223 Baldrick
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selfies

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:51 | 4695189 Sizzurp
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Lets see, a patch of trees next to a large open field.  Not to hard to figure out where the fire would be coming from.  If the Russians invade they are going to moving in with tanks and artillery.  A rifle can be formidable in expert hands, but a few well placed artillery shells would level that hide.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:51 | 4695192 Dr. Engali
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Whoa.. whoa.. whoa... isn't that a designated gun free zone?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:52 | 4695200 Winston of Oceania
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Or maybe a free speach zone?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:51 | 4695193 Winston of Oceania
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I don't know but I think I see that feller from Deliverence bending Ned Beatty over a log...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:52 | 4695197 chdwlch1
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Those woods are looking awfully 'Squatchy'!?!?!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:55 | 4695208 bullchit
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this shit was in the UK press months ago.

The Tylers really are captured cunts.

Regards.

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:34 | 4695373 IridiumRebel
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Link?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:57 | 4695216 SharkBit
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Nothing to see here.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:58 | 4695220 bankonzhongguo
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Are those Academi contractors?

Same as the ones walking around as "masked pro-Russian fighters?"

If these knobs want a war so bad, just call in some random mortar crew.

 

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 10:59 | 4695228 Itchy and Scratchy
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Bush whackers!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:00 | 4695235 youngman
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I saw Waldo..and a bush moving

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:02 | 4695239 No Euros please...
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Friday humour. No 1. The larch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NShPoOohY0

 

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:22 | 4695649 medium giraffe
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Thought exactly that when I saw this article too. 

 

In this picture, there are 47 snipers.  None of them can be seen. :)

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:01 | 4695241 riot-police
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Millitairy "Photo OPS" always make me suspicious. Kind of like the Oscars red carpet. Ooh look at me, take my picture. This is some super secret hideout and I have a gun.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:07 | 4695257 Dewey Cheatum Howe
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:17 | 4695292 Kelley
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. LOL

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:19 | 4695306 Rising Sun
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Yes, but where the fuck is Waldo??????????????

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:26 | 4695332 Save_America1st
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blob-squatch photos are bad enough...now we have to endure blob-snipe photos? 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:29 | 4695345 Glass Seagull
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Where's Waldo(va)?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:29 | 4695351 SystemOfaDrown
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Just two gay Ukraine soldiers having a lovers rondevu.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:40 | 4695397 forgottenozonehole
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Ukrainian?     I see the Russian snipers!

Molotov / Lawrov propaganda style .....

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:47 | 4695400 Gyoza Mimi
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They look like the mushroom pickers to me.

Couple of thing - the image is taken not this year, but a few years back. There are no leafs on the trees there yet. The nature looks like it is late May.

Second, without providing any other information, the image could be taken anywhere, including the US.

While we don't know the source of the image, we know where the story came from: http://www.twentyoneten.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/clip_image0041.jpg

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4695410 jughead
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Are you sure those aren't Polish snipers? 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:52 | 4695448 Hulk
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I see david carradine in a praying mantis stance directly under the two trees forming a big "W" ...

/mad, mad, mad world meets Kung Fu, the legend continues...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:53 | 4695472 directaction
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Reading the words "Ukrainian" and "sniper" in the same sentence is funny. It's as tough to imagine as reading "Russian" and "defeated" in the same sentence.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:34 | 4696087 paulbain
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BPJ,

       I agree.  It appears that you spotted at least one of them, possibly both.  Good job!

-- Paul D. Bain

PaulBain@PObox.com

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:55 | 4695485 Falconsixone
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They're just ugly (so they hide). They'll never hit anything from 20km. It looks like the one behind the trees is taking a shit. 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:02 | 4695524 all-priced-in
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They must be full of hope and change.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:11 | 4695586 Drop out
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This is some kind of trick. As soon as this was posted they began identifying themselves as Russian snipers.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:11 | 4695588 Spungo
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So... they expect the snipers to walk 20km to shoot some shit?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:12 | 4695595 luckylogger
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Bunch of kids playing hide and go seek....

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:38 | 4695761 AdmTirpitz
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Ollie ollie oxen free, come on out so Putin can see.

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:06 | 4695821 Gyoza Mimi
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To continue with the "Where is Waldo" theme, can you spot a ZeroHedge article taking shape?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:51 | 4695853 lasvegaspersona
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tsk ...real pros would use bigger than .308 and shitty scopes too....must be third world snipers.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:52 | 4695859 1stepcloser
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All I have to say...that is awsome country for a tank battle..Patton Approved!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:06 | 4695927 TPTB_r_TBTF
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And great weather for A10s.

 

It's a good time of year for a Land War [to spill over into] Asia.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 16:13 | 4696970 Loucleve
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we are RETIRING the A-10, didnt you hear?  prematurely, perhaps.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 12:52 | 4695867 ms8172
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Is that Biden & Kerry?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:16 | 4695997 kchrisc
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Just Lon Horiuchi and a friend looking for innocents and women to kill.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4696026 kurt
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Garsh, I feel pride because they are the good guys and they really have a chance against the Russians. They got their fresh American Vince Gilley suits. They like cowboy music! They're heros like 911. Onward Christian Soldiers Marching off to War. We need to support the troops. They hate us for our freedumbs. 

Lets talk strategy while we can, here, comfortable in our recliners. There is no such thing as a banker conspiracy to get us in war. It's going to be JUST LIKE SUPER-BOWEL! What's a few smashed in skulls between friends? We can roll through Russia, Iran, and Seria like Telly Savalas in that tank with that cigar.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:24 | 4696036 forwardho
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Shit how did those guys get the preditor light refration invisibility technology?

Useing thermal imageing overlay they can clearly be seen in the trees.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4696134 Uncle Remus
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"Shut the fuck up Carl."

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:07 | 4696246 Element
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What a totally retarded post, two guys with balaclavas in the shrubbery. Big effing deal.

Jumping the shark.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:21 | 4696337 JackT
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When is Treyarch releasing this game?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:49 | 4696483 MrSteve
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Note the lower part of the tree trunks are painted white, just like the neighborhood in Buffalo, NY!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 15:00 | 4696531 Relentless101
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Is one of them sucking off the other?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 16:11 | 4696964 Loucleve
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at sniper school, they call it tree cancer.  you cant be right up next to the tree, you have to be behind it and to one side.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 17:06 | 4697208 fzrkid
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damn fools there are no snipers ZH is watching you using his google analytics to see how long you will stare at the pic...

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