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Ukraine Accuses Russia Of Wanting To Start World War III

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Tired of being ignored by the west, which keeps promising financial and military aid, yet has done precisely nothing, Ukraine is stepping up the rhetoric to Hank Paulson levels. Moments ago, acting Ukraine PM Arseniy Yatsenyuk said at a cabinet meeting in Kiev that Russia wants to remove Ukraine’s pro-European government. Well of course - Russia has made it quiet clear, quite often how it feels about the illegitimate, "coup" government in Kiev which took power after Yanukovich signed a memorandum with the west that saw him remain in power until the next presidential election. But then Yatsenyuk also said:

  • Russia has done nothing to implement Geneva accord
  • Ukraine will continue to comply with Geneva accord
  • Ukraine urges Russia to keep promises, condemn extremists
  • Ukraine calls on international community to unite against Russia,
  • Russian invasion will turn into Europe-wide conflict, and the punchline:
  • Russia Wants to Start Third World War

So... in keeping with the Hank Paulson mold, could the west just signe the three page term sheet by the acting PM and deploy its armies to defend the country against the Russian bear. Yeah, crickets, much to the chagrin of HFT algos for which nothing is more bullish than flashing red headlines declaring the World War III buying momentum ignition now open.

 

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Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:12 | 4694167 Haus-Targaryen
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Fuck you bankster neo-con warmongerers 

Vlad is going to cross the Narrow Sea (Russia/Ukranian border) with the Unsullied, 3 dragons, tortoise eating cattle, and will sodomize the Seven Kingdoms (aka EU).

Vlad is currently searching for his map of Poland. 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:55 | 4694279 negative rates
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Hey tanks and planes cost money, and we like money.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:12 | 4694296 Sudden Debt
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and we like to blow stuff up!

http://youtu.be/DEMC0_XSU6w

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:24 | 4694310 strannick
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Ukraine is a neoNazi, IMF debt slave state, with an unemected government, that likes to shit kick its Russian minorities. What is it that is worth saving of this country?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:09 | 4694372 old naughty
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Whatever it is, can't say they're not trying hard...

and we all know who really wanted to start WW3, don't we?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:20 | 4694395 Keyser
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It appears that the Obama administration's tactic of attacking your opponent with ad hominem lies has carried over to the Ukraine conflict. Oh dear, the shit is getting deep and the war drums are pounding because Putin has a backbone, the GOP, meh, not so much... 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 08:05 | 4694541 ilion
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I'm fine with WWIII if that would include also justice and punishment for the likes of Greenspan, Yellen, Bernanke, Obummer, Corzine, Dimon ... shit I don't have 10 hours to type all the other scummbags here.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:21 | 4694398 SmackDaddy
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do an image search of 'ukrainian girl'.  thats why

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 09:28 | 4694882 ptolemy_newit
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yea did that search, images of course.

half yoour age plus 7 years.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:47 | 4694313 Supernova Born
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Free Greek tour for the Ukrainians. They'll see what the lowest tier of the EU looks like.

When intentionally getting yourself infected with AIDS looks like a good decision, they'll know they've been Troika'd.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:08 | 4694368 negative rates
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You already blew it, but don't blow it again.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:31 | 4694317 Jannn
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Forming Of Eurasian Economic Union And Joint Currency Accelerates

http://www.ingoldwetrust.ch/forming-of-eurasian-economic-union-and-joint...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:06 | 4694178 jubber
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Oil...down, Silver...down... Gold...down LOL

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:22 | 4694404 Keyser
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"Gold.....down"

You'd best check again as gold is catching a bid this morning on the war news... 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:07 | 4694182 blabam
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Why would I "unite behind" a shitty, divided and broke ass country? 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:22 | 4694213 dogfish
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The USA.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:42 | 4694318 Supernova Born
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Sounds like somebody needs a trip to Walmart for a bag of Cheetos.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:23 | 4694406 Keyser
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And an AR-15 and some ammo... 

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:08 | 4694183 Old Man River
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Theys all a sack of dadgum freaks. Trying to stir up a skillet of rattlesnakes,.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:21 | 4694208 TheFourthStooge-ing
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UKRAINIAN PRIME MARIONETTE YATSENYUK: RUSSIAN FLYING SAUCERS SIGHTED OVER DNEPROPETROVSK

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:42 | 4694475 Infinite QE
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Yats better dust off his Israeli passport as his shelf life is running low.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:21 | 4694210 lolmao500
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When they start saying world war 3 outloud, we're not far out from it for realz.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:22 | 4694211 Gavrikon
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FU Yats.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:26 | 4694215 lolmao500
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As for the helicopter blowing up in Kramatorsk, my NATO sources says : it was shot down by pro-Russian militias with an anti-air missile... The Ukrainians say it was the helicopter that malfunctionned... and exploded all by itself... sure it did.

Pro-Russians militias are trying to take over the airport right now...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:09 | 4694281 negative rates
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The way we build them that could very well happen, can you say, Fed Ex?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:44 | 4694230 Sudden Debt
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Well... WHY??? WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE WANT TO GET INVOLVED????

 

THEY STEAL RUSSIAN GAS.

THEY STEAL RUSSIAN OIL.

THEY NEVER FOLLOW UP ON THEIR WORD.

WHY WOULD WE STAND BEHIND THEM???

 

I see no reason why we should fight every fight.

 

This reminds me of that little guy in a bar when I was young that kept pushing everybody. And when you hit him in the face, 4 more bigger idiots showed up to "defend" them.

Now, as a kids, I was a pretty agressive guy and if there where only 4 guys, I didn't see a problem in it.

4 only meanth I could fight dirty and the goals was to see blood as quickly as possible so they would back down.

And if there was room to maneuver, the trick to win was to keep at least 2 on a distance.

I also knew that the fight only needed to last 2 minutes before my friends showed up because when we went for a drink, we went with about a dozen friends but always split up when we arrived. And the trick in every discussiun always was: surround the group and when everybody is in place, attack.

But mostly, numbers didn't matter. You're most likely to lose when they're in a group that feels strong because they have the numbers. Most of them don't want to bleed anyway. So first blood defines the game. And the small kid only serves to start the fight and give everybody a reason to do so.

 

Now in this story, Ukraine is the little guy, the 4 guys are the US and NATO who think they get to fight 1 guy with anger management problems but what those 4 don't realize that there's 12 more guys who don't care what the fight is about, all they care is that their man is cornered and those 4 are with their backs to where the real fight will start.

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:51 | 4694270 Sandmann
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NO !  Ukraine is a country hi-jacked by a clique to oust another clique and avoid any elections on 25 May

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:04 | 4694286 negative rates
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You sure you just don't want to go over there and fight, just for kicks and giggles or to tune up your skills? I heard that men were needed and there's free booze during quite hours to get you pumped up, and some good weed during the fight so you can ask yourself, what the hell am I doing here.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:05 | 4694288 Sudden Debt
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you had me at "free booze" :)

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:11 | 4694376 negative rates
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That was the bait, now the hook is you got to smoke the weed if you want to get out of prison, where you will be, yes, a marijuanna farmer.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:29 | 4694425 sleigher
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Is that you Ossi?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:50 | 4694267 Sandmann
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Ukraine is trying the Polish Trick. Get a Big Power on a short leash and take a suicidal run at another Big Power hoping to pull The Protector along.

Chamberlain fell for it in March 1939 when Colonel Beck lied to him - as Richard Overy puts it Beck was a 'menace,' 'arrogant and treacherous.'

So Ukraine will obviously pivot the US into conflict just as Israel did in Iraq......and no doubt the muscle-bound colossus will stumble into the one thing Richard Nixon did everything he could to avoid in 1973 - that Russians would ever face Americans directly - when Brezhnev had Soviet Marines leaving for Egypt

 

Obama truly is Chauncey Gardner

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:40 | 4694467 StychoKiller
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Meh, we should be so lucky as to have Chauncey Gardner as Prez.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 08:07 | 4694549 Patriot Eke
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I respectfully disagree.  Our CIA director and VP have been there, and they went as the master, not the puppet.  It's the oligarchy behind the USSA that's pulling the shots here, and the end goal is war.  It's a war America is not meant to win too.  We are witnessing the next great empire shift, and it is going to be a hot and bloody one unfortunately.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 09:18 | 4694821 yochananmichael
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israel didnt want the US to go into Iraq, they thought Saddam was a bulwark against the greater menace-Iran.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:50 | 4694268 Invinciblehandaxe
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fuck you you nato nazi bitch

fuck you Yats

i hope the ukraininas will wake the fuck up

and hang you nazi fuckers in the street lamps

like dirty fucking dogs

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:51 | 4694272 Ribeye
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and those folks, are the rantings of a desperate man, 

go Vlad, take the fuckers out, 

then, if you would, give us a hand destroying the EU,

tks in advance, 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:06 | 4694367 mandea
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buddy, then learn some russian, mybe they will offer you a job as janitor. see then, you will cry like a fool.....

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:23 | 4694405 Ribeye
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and you need to learn the difference between the EU and Europe, 

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:27 | 4694417 mandea
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oh, really? like former DDR, former "socialist republics", hyms to the Eastern Flag, Warshovia treaty, oh, oh.??

Buddy, Stalin stopped in Berlin, where Putin is going to stop? 

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 08:13 | 4694509 fleur de lis
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You're another MSM zombie. Stalin was a western creation. So was the USSR. And the Eastern Bloc. All a NWO construct. And turn off that TV, it has you hypnotized.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:53 | 4694274 Invinciblehandaxe
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forgot:

fuck you polish cunts

still not tired of being EU whore slaves?

fucking up wages every where you polish fuckers go

aint gonna buy a single polish product anymore

fuck you polish cunts the worst shits of slavic nations

fucking traitors

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:55 | 4694278 Max Damage
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Why should any western soldier give their life for these lieing, thieving banksters fuckin scum? I really do wish our armed services personel all said one big fuck you to the bankster elite and said we will defend our country, we will not fight to enrich you twats

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:30 | 4694432 Tale2cities
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Can I substitute euro for banister.? They're the same anyway.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 09:24 | 4694858 ptolemy_newit
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there are annual banker events in all seasons and countries

 

just saying

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:05 | 4694287 keeperpine
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http://youtu.be/c_W1useNUik

Ukranian helicopter down in Kramatorsk

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:12 | 4694379 negative rates
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Is that one of ours or one of theirs?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 09:25 | 4694864 keeperpine
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Depends which side you are on :)

I live in the Upper Volga region of Russia. So a junta helicopter down is a clear win for me. :)

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:09 | 4694293 SubjectivObject
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Even Zerohedge appears captured.

"Ukraine's US pupppet regime Accuses ..."

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:12 | 4694298 Ribeye
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iv got one word for ye bud, Noodles, 

as in Vicky, 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:39 | 4694462 lakecity55
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Hopefully, enuff 'muricans will not buy a FF attack or call to fight in Ukraine.

If there was ever a clear-cut case "it's a bankers' war," this is it!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:40 | 4694300 Element
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"Tired of being ignored by the west, which keeps promising financial and military aid, yet has done precisely nothing,..."

Tyler, when was this promised to Kiev?

They were offered loans which they can't afford, from the IMF, on what were called "suicidal terms", and they were the very same terms and same loans that were first offered to Victor Yanukovych prior to his govts rejection of those loans on November 19th.

And that rejection is what triggered the Euromaidan protests, and the Euromaidan puppet 'govt' was offered and did accept those same loans and same financially suicidal terms!

As for promises of 'military aid', the US is the biggest member of NATO and said openly all along that the military option was ruled out in Ukraine. There was never a promise of Western military aid that I can see.

At most Russia got the West to stump-up for half the gas bill.

 

Looks to me like the US and EU and Russia have all completely trashed the Ukraine here. But the Ukraine's worst enemy was its own govts, and the bunch of fools and desperado in Kiev now, are by far the worst, the most damaging, and most deluded of all, and they keep digging their grave deeper. The only thing those desperate idiots are doing now is trying to force intervention via more and more talk of invasions and war.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:01 | 4694354 Rip van Wrinkle
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You seriously think the Ukranian 'government' is doing this of their own volition? Really? You don't think it is simply a puppet of US and, to a lesser extent, EU power players?

 

Naive.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:56 | 4694479 Element
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The Ukrainians clearly are the authors of the situation, they're broke and they made themselves broke. And now the euromaidan idiots in Kiev have deliberately spat on Russia, so Russia simply said we can't possibly continue to offer you discount gas prices if you're openly rejecting us as strategic partners and going with the EU as a strategic partner. Oh, and by the way you owe us billions in unpaid gas, so pay up now.

And all the EU did then was to send in Legarde's bunch to screw them over some more with loans which they can't afford to either reject (either politically or financially), nor to service them, if they don't reject them. So euromaidan took all they could get there, and it was a poisoned challis.

So the euromaidan idiots in Kiev have simply accepted the exact same loans that Yanukovych rejected as quite impossible, and out of the question. It wasn't that Yanukovych reject Europe association, he didn't, he rejected this aspect of the association deal, which made the European affiliation impossible to sign on to.

So if you want to call those basic facts 'naive', then you better do some reading about what actually took place, and how the euromaidan clowns made it so much worse than the hopeless mess, that it already was:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euromaidan

Ukraine has now thoroughly crapped in its own nest in almost every possible way, and every one of the bigger powers helped them to do just that.

Ukraine has gotten nothing from the west, the loans are terrible and they were not any sort of aid. And there is no military security provisioning from the west on offer. They successfully lost their navy without a fight and they're not getting one damn thing from anyone at this point. Frankly I can't think of a modern state that has screwed itself in the ass so badly before.

What NATO and Washington have done was opportunistic iceing on an already baked Ukrainian cake. And all the advantage-taking which is now to come, is a result of Ukraine never taking responsibility for the mess that itself, had made. What is for sure though is the idiotic euromaidan goofs in Kiev are going to keep making things worse by the day.

 

If you think the fault and responsibility lays elsewhere then I'm afraid it's you who are being naive.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:14 | 4694381 The Blank Stare
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Ukraine is the carcass that the lion(Yanukovych) was chomping on. The lion is full and walks away as the scavengers gather. Now the buzzards and hyenas come in to pick off the scraps.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:19 | 4694394 negative rates
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It's called external debt, and we have plenty of it. The interest on the debt requires that we fork up the troops to fight for the ones we owe money to, no questions asked and tell any story to quell the real discontent of the situation. Debt my friends, to the EU, to the Saudi kingdom, the Japanese empire, and just for kicks and giggles, China cause we already have them in our back pocket. Life is grand, play some golf, enjoy the wild life, party like a psychiatrist or a politician.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:33 | 4694446 Tale2cities
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No actually we don't.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:16 | 4694303 Global Observer
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The US has been urging the Kiev regime to use force in the East Ukraine, kill enough to invite Russian military action, which they can use as the pretext to "isolate Russia" whatever that means. Kiev regime has been desperately trying the same, but can't find any troops willing to be the sacrificial pawns in the game. Because if they roll into the East, they are encountering unarmed civilians blocking their path to the "terrorists". If they kill babushkas, they will surely invite Russian military action but they can forget about returning alive. They would be dead before even the Russian troops arrive. The only alternative would be air raid, which will definitely bring Russian military in, but there won't be a single country outside the West that will oppose such Russian action. These guys are really caught between a rock and hard place and deservedly so. They can resign, but are too egoistic to do so.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:24 | 4694408 mandea
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in kiev, more than 100 people were killed, buddy. I do not see any civillian protester in Eastern ucraine. Just a bunch of paramilitary troops, well armed enetering official buildings and proclaiming every day a new state!! WTF?

The revolution that brought Jankovich down, was the same like that one which brought Ceausescu down.  putin says they are "fascists", sure, and we say to putin "f§$%$" off.

He has 40bn in his account, so he can say whatever he likes. But wait, he does not like internet and he thinks that russians are "genetically stable". Are you guys supporting him, nuts?

Is there anyone here not genetically stable (because only russians can be) but mentally fit??

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 08:14 | 4694567 Patriot Eke
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Are you fucking blind?  Have you not seen the YT videos where fat old ladies and little men with sedans block APCs and tanks?  Those were not "paramilitary troops."  STFU with "it's all military" garbage.  There's ample evidence to the contrary.  If the people there were not pro-Russian, you wouldn't need to send in your military.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 09:46 | 4694936 Volkodav
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useless talkings

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:29 | 4694315 Moonrajah
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Nukeraine is going full retard.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 06:45 | 4694334 Racer
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Moronic war monger, it is Obomber who wants WAR

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:03 | 4694358 mandea
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how come? troops witthout any signs occupied crimeea, men armed with RPGs and machine-guns are roaming in cities and seizing official bulidings and you say US wants war? WTF?

If that happenes in russia or us..?

Oh, wait, internet is a CIA invention, your master said. Don' use it, use north-coreean-based network.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:06 | 4694350 lakecity55
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Here is an interesting site I came across.

"Obama Pushing Rothschild’s Insidious NWO In Ukraine & Iraq: Hitler aka’ Rothschild Returns Again For Russia!"

 

http://politicalvelcraft.org/2014/01/30/insidious-nwo-obama-pushing-push...

Very interesting material concerning the Red Shield and their bankster partners and how Putin has angered them by paying off their loans and kicking the banksters out, thus their anger and unrest in Ukraine...
*******
Now, this can create a deep rabbit hole. If, as some suggest, Bath House is a Russky mole, he would want to kill the dollar, the IMF's potent weapon. With such a collapse, Russia and the BRIICS would be free of Red Shield influence...

Strange, but an interesting concept.

 

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:26 | 4694416 Ghordius
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the IMF is actually "dollar independent". in fact, BRICs would like the IMF to issue SDR's

(and 19 nations out of the G20 would like the US Congress to approve a share increase of the IMF)

just saying

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:41 | 4694473 lakecity55
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But, does the Red Shield and their cronies still own the IMF??

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:14 | 4694383 mandea
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Putin and russia will pay heavily for this....what do you think he has to offer? alliances with north-koreea? uhummm....

As for the "fascist", well, he is best friend with all extreme-right f"§$! in europe. So, no more hypocrisy. USSR had half of europe for 50 and? have you already forgot? And surely, a lot of propaganda and paid s"$%§" to post here, "vlad the healer":))

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:21 | 4694399 Haus-Targaryen
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I think the Ukranians will pay the most for this.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:45 | 4694489 msamour
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Hey Relax buddy. Most people that are here are here because we have seen the abuses by our own Western governments. As far as we can tell, there are no good governments, just a bunch of self serving individuals enriching themselves on the back of the citizens of their countries.

Come now, there is no need to work yourself up like this.

Cheers!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 08:17 | 4694574 Patriot Eke
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I hate to break it to you, but it is the West that's broke--not Russia.  Unless things go nuclear, and they probably will, the West doesn't stand a chance.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:40 | 4694468 Catullus
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That's cute that they think this will start WW3.

Ukraine leadership sold best military equipment for cash:

http://p.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/apr/23/sold-out-ukraines-leadersh...

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:50 | 4694500 yrbmegr
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Why are we surprised that the ex-KGB guy wants conflict with the West?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 09:14 | 4694802 Patriot Eke
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Who's surprised that an ex-SBU guy is now one of the primary leaders after a West backed coup?

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 07:53 | 4694506 AdvancingTime
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Washington was quick to embrace these clowns in Ukraine as allies forgetting they were nobody before the coup. Poking the bear is not a smart move. It is starting to look like Ukraine is moving towards a civil war. Lets hope Obama does not get us or NATO further involved in the middle of this!  More about the issue of borders and the ugly spill back that can occur in the article below.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-issue-of-sovereign-borders.html

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 08:27 | 4694614 groundedkiwi
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Ukraine = Coup government, democracy cancelled untill further notice.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 09:08 | 4694781 Aussiekiwi
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I think the Ukraine is thinking a little too much of itself, no US or NATO troops will be deployed to help them if Russia comes a knocking, so for the second in charge of the coup to be talking like this shows they do not have a very good grasp of reality....either that or he is terrified.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:51 | 4696489 RMolineaux
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He is taking his orders from the resident CIA operatives who occupy an entire floor of the government security building.  I recommend that all read the very precise statement of Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov in an interview with Voice of Russia.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 18:12 | 4697410 WTFUD
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Barry don't be a HERO, don't make a FOOL of your life!
TOO LATE.

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