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Futures Surge On Yet Another "Diplomatic De-escalation" Bluff
The first rip was a "standard" VIX-based, AUDJPY-based ramp to VWAP to save the big boys and allow orders out but that rapidly escalated into a panic buying spree as headlines hit that yet another in a long-series of de-escalation optimisms...
- RUSSIAN TROOPS RETURNED TO BASE FROM UKRAINE BORDER: IFX
- RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTER SHOIGU TOLD U.S. DEFENCE SECRETARY HAGEL RUSSIA IS OPEN TO CONTACTS WITH ALL SIDES TO SEEK TO DEFUSE TENSION OVER UKRAINE
Think about it... we know what Russia wants, we know what they need to defise the situation and we know the US/West won't accept it... so "we" buy the fucking dip anyway..?
Just look at Pandora today...!!
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I'm so tired of the shit.
BTFD Muppets!
Now: BTFFD (buy the fucking fake de-escalation)
Later: BTFRE (buy the fucking real escalation)
After that: BTFWW3
I'll bet you that the Russians have there options positions all set up prior to releasing the "news"
"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."
Peace in our time
never underestimate the power of a rigged market.
Hey!
Talking about Diplomacy...
Johnnie Kohn reputedly said at his local Trilateral Commission meeting last night that he was going to propose a final Middle East Peace plan settlement that they could either take or reject as they see fit.
Now That's Diplomacy, Bitchez
Strange, there is no remainder about any troops actions or "talks" in Interfax website or russian media. Its a late april fool's post or what????
The plan is to charge a real market rate for energy and accept NO IOU's. No shirt, no credit, no service. Pretty simple.
I think its a precursor to tomorrow's "tuesday effect". Everybody knows the trade now
Yellen went long into the end of trading, no doubt.
Put on your shorts, apply sunblock (margin), and relax in the sun (chaos). It'll get warm.
Funny how these rips always happen at critical support lines.... glad I sold my puts before the rebound.
it makes you wonder about the tail and the dog ... which one is which...
Thank God! Peace in our time! Buy it ALL!
And my stocks soar!
Another good day in the market.
I take it you don't own BAC?
Nah, fuck BOA. I was in the US a few years back and tried to open a bank account with them.
They were a bunch of pricks.
So instead you own equity of some shit company like PFE?
They're still a bunch-a pricks at my local branch, and I don't even bank there.
Maybe that's why they take some measure with me about hollering and shouting whilst standing in the teller lines.
Tomorrow's Tuesday. It's like the HFT algos version of a Friday afternoon in the Hamptons.
I'm taking my ball and going home...
The vector of the saw wave generated market is still downward
It must be based on Hampton money because everywere else paople are financialy hurting.Pump it bitches you gunna need it soon enough.fucktards
Piece!
Soooo, not starting WWIII is now our motivation to BTATH? Got it. Fun-der-mentals.
Now you get it!
The US wont accept it ... Europe doesnt know what the fuck hit them
Tomorrow is Tuesday so its up tomorrow.
May 1st need the last high so that is why we cant sell yet.
Selling starts Thursday at around 12pm.
Australian just hit a new 6y high and South Africa a new ATH on the back of this shit...incidently both markets are closed, how fucked up is that?
There's a lot of tornados too. It's that breaking windows policy where someone goes and breaks windows and the rest of us buy everything and we all become rich. Thank you window breaking guy!
Now, guys, don't get bummed out here. There's always a chance WW III will break out tomorrow.
So what IS your fool-proof stock buying strategy? Do you only buy stocks that miss on earnings or do you buy stocks that miss on revenues too? Or do you stick to the most shorted?
Thx.
They didn't teach me any of this shit in all my Econ classes in college. Or maybe they did and I was just hung over??
Yep. Wasted all that time and money in a voodoo economics class just to get out and realize all you need to know is to buy the fucking dip.
There was some ditzie broad in my econ 101 course who was a real dip.
I got a hand job on our first date.
She never showed up.
I'm renaming BTFD to simply being, "Gartmanized"... It rhymes well with sodomized.
the war will start on a POMO day.
M1 multiplier and M2 velocity drop to all-time lows – Confounded Interest
Houston we have a problem..
Those are old school measurements.
As long as everybody gets paid and nobody asks any questions we're all good.
Nothing another GDP revision cant fix, also consider the cost of assembling M2, whereas M1 is both a precursor and less data-hours heavy to compile, such as it too could be outmoded, then, with reverse repos soon to be 'shrinking' the balance sheet you'll get your rediculous, useless, metric (if it could be called that) to move in a direction keynesians can hold high as proof-positive of both economic verdance and their competence in the composition of basic equations (fail), or even distinguishing them from identities h/t2 Murray
Good post BOR...
Buy the dip and get out at the close.
There is a Solar Eclipse tonight and nutty things can happen.
I'm scratching mine right now.
So so true.
mmm Glazier doughnuts
This is probably just a troop rotation. They aren't going to go away this simply. Suddenly the Russian people don't need protection?
This is completely false media.
just more fake bullshit...they just happened to make that statement exactly when the s&p500 hits the 50-day mov avg...gimme a fukkin break! this is such bad theater it's ridiculous...
May be true TYler..but real buyers in AAPl Xom Cvx and IBM all day in size strange market
Real buyers?... WTF is real then? The Fed balance sheet?
I'm happy Apple and IBM went up today.
It was a good opportunity to add some more last cheap puts expiring on May 17 and June 21.
There are so many weird things happening and so many signs, it's just unreal. Compare the last weeks to how calm and "normal" everything was last year. The conclusion must be that the markets are drawing their last breath. Can't get much crazier. Everybody still tries to keep the illusion alive for a bit more and find buyers for their crap.
But then suddenly - there will be no more! FREE FALL!
I have not seen that news appear anywhere other than here. Definitely not the reason the market turned around. Everyone just front running Turnaround Tuesday.
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2014-04-27/yen-holds-weekly-gains-versu...
http://www.interfax.com/news.asp?y=2014&m=4&d=29 No such info on Interfax, its FAKE.
So Bloomberg is fake. I guess I cannot argue with that.
< meh > I guarrantee you that somebody knows what's really going on and they are front-running the shit out of all this..
same as it ever was.
Just not you.
Putin isn't going to invade, what would he do then? A world of problems. He is just jerking those dumb fucks around, seeing who his friends are. Every US hanger on is flying jets around in an attempt to look important, it's pathetic. What are the Dutch airforce going to do ? Give me a break.
I would expect the opposite..."sell on the peace moves."
Again...while reserving the right to bitch like a mother phucka...I will continue to support 'merica here in the "whatever it is."
I do believe Putin backing down and getting stuck with Crimea would be a DEVASTSTING blow to both Putin and Dimitri.
That sanctions regime could prove to be highly effective in a cash starved world.
Worse still would be Ukraine in NATO and the totality of the American Army in Western Europe in Ukraine and the Baltics.
That place is both Sword and Shield...as well as being the gateway for the bulk of all commodities flowing out of "the Near East."
These moves are pre-programmed. If that wasn't the "reason" then something else would be. They need everything balanced out on the 15 and 30 minute charts for the Fed and unemployment report so you can't go confidently long or short into either one
Crimea was given to h on a plate by those incompetent US dip shits. He didn't even ask for it. Now he can starve them out. No need to invade and he won't lose sleep over a few dead Russian speakers, he is not that kind of guy. Let the fighting continue and let the west sort out their own dumb mess.
Putin blinked.
Are we going to die or not? That's all I want to fucking know.
Fuck it. I want to see the Fed print 10T fucking dollars next month. Let's sanction the fuck out of every nation that hasn't taken the NWO oath and hell dust off the nukes. I can't take anymore of this back and forth through the media bullsht it is getting boring. It's like watching two douchebags who don't really want to fight each other call each other out for a half hour because there's a crowd watching. Either throw a fucking punch or shut the fuck up and go home.
"Think about it... we know what Russia wants, we know what they need to defise the situation and we know the US/West won't accept it... so "we" buy the fucking dip anyway..?"...
What was one of Edgar Allan Poe's famous quote(s) about his existence near his own end?
"I became Insane with Long Intervals of Horrible Sanity"...
At the rate this is going it will all be over soon and if you wish to look at the bright side of the overly medicated and self-absorbed perfect assholes "buying the dip"?
None of them will ever see "it" coming and we ain't talking about the highs and lows of the market either!
Just a small break meanwhile Wladimir catched up with the 70th Birthday-Party of his best fellow and former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder in St. Petersburg.
The Champagne-Party was also supported by the present Minister-President of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern (State of East-Germany) Erwin Sellering.
More Sanctions & Party-Pictures of the day:
- http://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article127411354/Gerhard-Schroede...
- http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/schroeder-trifft-putin-in-st-petersbur...
Do you still expect the 3:30 ramp-up after this rally?
Over the years we have witnessed the type of market reversal the big banks supported by the Fed can generate with a concerted effort to buy S&P 500 index futures at crucial support points late in the day. This has proved more than enough to turn the markets from red to green in the blink of an eye.
Yes the market is rigged and this is a reason for caution if you are a bear! If it looks like a Ponzi scheme, sounds like a Ponzi scheme, and feels like a Ponzi scheme, then it is probably a Ponzi scheme, but that does not guarantee that it is over. More about this subject in the article below.
http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/04/bears-have-little-reason-for-confidence.html