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Meanwhile In China, Bayonets At The Ready

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It was only a week ago when we reported that the Chinese Police, for the first time in over 60 years of "pacifism", has resumed arming itself as more than 1,000 street-patrol officers began carrying 9mm revolvers. "Shanghai officers, according to the city police bureau, will increasingly be equipped "to respond to all violence and terror" with a revolver using real and rubber bullets.  It said officers are getting training in the largest cities in Tibet, Xinjiang, Hunan, Sichuan and Yunnan, where Kunming is the capital."

However, perhaps nowehere is it clearer just how nervous the Chinese authorities are getting about the restless natives than in the following series of photos posted moments ago on Sina, showing security forces in China's Urumqi province learning how to use... bayonets?

h/t @ChuBailiang

 

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Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:29 | 4704237 Dr. Engali
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"Shanghai officers, according to the city police bureau, will increasingly be equipped "to respond to all violence and terror" 

 

So they will be using them on themselves then? 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:30 | 4704242 fonestar
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And some people say the SKS is outdated...

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:34 | 4704262 Four chan
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what percentage of those billion slaves don't believe they are slaves?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:35 | 4704270 derek_vineyard
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dont the chinese have automatic weapons?  bayonets are not going to conquer anyone

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:54 | 4704354 Bill of Rights
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Some of the most fascinating weapons of defense can be found at your local Home depot in the Garden tools section  :) just saying.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:02 | 4704398 ncdirtdigger
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Pruning clippers are a very effective defense when used against the air hose of an attacking nail gun.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:16 | 4704454 SumTing Wong
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I understand that Norinco makes some weapons. The MAK90 is an interesting workaround of the Clinton era bans, for instance. And the SKS will work too, though the AK doesn't seem as awkward to work with. 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:50 | 4705115 eatthebanksters
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Shades of Shao-Lin!  These guys are going for medieval weaponry....lots of pain and blood...but the masses can overwhelm them.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:56 | 4704851 RafterManFMJ
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Some of the most fascinating weapons of defense can be found at your local Home depot in the Garden tools section :) just saying.

Yup. I once fought off 14 ninjas with just a bale of peat moss and a Garden Weasel.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:03 | 4704400 A Nanny Moose
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Oh noes!! Attack of the Strawmen!!!

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:37 | 4704521 forwardho
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Please to look up"Human Wave" and repost!

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:10 | 4705185 NoTTD
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Depends on how much "fodder" you have to use them.

 

Unlimited, and unvalued, labor can accomplish anything. 

Thu, 05/01/2014 - 00:41 | 4714975 TheReplacement
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Bayonets stike fear into an enemy that bullets can't.  There is a visceral reaction to being attacked with bayonets.  Besides, with a potential 1.3B enemies you just might not be able to change mags fast enough.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:37 | 4704276 LawsofPhysics
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Good question.  I wonder what percentage of those slave are carrying their own "9mm", compared say to the average 'merican slave.  China and America have been on the same page for quite some time, they do appear to be learning from one another...

hedge accordingly.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:21 | 4704474 Lore
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearm_ownership_law_in_China

Firearm ownership law in the People's Republic of China heavily regulates the ownership of firearms. Generally, private citizens are not allowed to possess firearms. Firearms can be used by law enforcement, the military and paramilitary, and security personnel protecting property of state importance (including the arms industry, financial institutions, storage of resources, and scientific research institutions).

Civilian ownership of firearms is largely restricted to non-individual entities such as sporting organisations, hunting reserves, and wildlife protection, management and research organizations. The chief exception to the general ban for individual gun ownership is for the purpose of hunting.

Individuals who hold hunting permits can apply to purchase and hold firearms for the purpose of hunting. Illegal possession or sale of firearms may result in a minimum punishment of 3 years in prison, with the maximum being the death penalty.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:42 | 4704795 thamnosma
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Sounds like a good democrat gun control plan.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:16 | 4704952 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"...bayonets are not going to conquer anyone."~

Bayonets, (technically, pikes), are very effective against unarmed humans. They can be defeated by a) opponents with longer pikes, b) flanking maneuvers, c) projectile weapons. They are extremely effective when wielded by combatants whose superiors are holding firearms (behind them), to keep said combatants from thinking about retreating.

 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:11 | 4705197 NoTTD
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Sounds like they better join some  "sporting organizations".

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:29 | 4704496 zuuma
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Awesome looking Tactical tennis shoes!

Maybe they could intercept some of the SWAT-style cheapo boots they ship to Sportsmans Guide.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:11 | 4705198 NoTTD
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Nike donated them.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:37 | 4704277 pods
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I thought all Chinamen already knew how to use that stuff?

Kung fu theater lied!

pods

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:41 | 4704296 McMolotov
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Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:03 | 4704402 ncdirtdigger
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Chinaperson?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:07 | 4704650 FilthyHabits
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What about "Oriental"? Or is that a term just used for food in the 40's?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:03 | 4704884 Conax
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"Oriental" isn't China specific.  At one time they were called 'celestials' but that is a little too spacey.

Chinese is the right term, 'Chinaman' is an American colloquialism.  No offense intended.

There is no eskimo tribe, but we call the Alutiit, Inuit, Inupiat, and the Yupik  eskimos.   We're just crude that way.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:55 | 4705131 vato poco
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OTOH, who gives a shit?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:49 | 4705323 FilthyHabits
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Probably said "chinaman".... Though it's kind of like you suggested, calling a Viking; cracker. Please do it.. I could care less. Lol

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:12 | 4705202 NoTTD
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So, where does that leave "chink"?    

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:42 | 4705288 Let them eat iPads
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Chink works for me.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:52 | 4705334 FilthyHabits
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I use chink to describe a dent in my woodworking or my welding projects.. I guess one could call them dents as well.. And by that I mean, the chinamen..

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 17:30 | 4705474 Conax
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He said it again!

ha

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 18:00 | 4705583 MillionDollarBoner_
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Slope?

Charlie?

Gook?

Herro Prease?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-swKhTc0A8

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:39 | 4704286 Thought Processor
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These images are clearly for internal consumption.

No better way to quell any potential internal uprising than to scare said public with images of different ways a police force can use it's power.

 

Heads up people in China.  

 

Perhaps yet another sign that Governments around the world are preparing for what is coming.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 17:21 | 4705443 Cynicles
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 Perhaps yet another sign that Governments around the world are preparing for what is coming.

Global Warming!

The dangers, the peril.

Just today:   Lib Rag Guardian Claims Global Warming Sank The Titanic…

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:39 | 4704290 i_call_you_my_base
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A recent survey showed that Chinese people claim they are free at a higher rate than US citizens do.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:29 | 4704497 New Ordnance
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fonestar:

SKS klutzy but serviceable. Ammo still cheap. Trumps spears.

Chicom police now with firearms - a good thing. The people finally have a go-to source.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:50 | 4704343 doctor10
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looks like the Western Banks are starting to prep the populace

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:29 | 4705013 rabbitusvomitus
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9mm revolvers huh. Wow I haven't seen a 9mm revolver around recently. Have seen a few 9mm semi-auto "pistols" though. 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:48 | 4705110 LFMayor
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Ruger marketed one in 9x19 a while back.

This could be journalistic "expertism" at it's best, too. 9x17 (.380) and  9x19 are .356, while .38/.357 are both .358 nominal.   Hard to say.

And last but not least:  just because it's a wheel gun doesn't mean it won't blow your fucking brains out.  Getting shot pretty much sucks, gun snobbery aside.

Thu, 05/01/2014 - 00:47 | 4714983 TheReplacement
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Have fun reloading that thing when the 1.3B strong mob is bearing down on you.  Nobody is debating the power or accuracy, just the RoF.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:30 | 4704239 drink or die
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Someone needs to sell these guys some "no hesitation" targets.  I hear US law enforcement has a lot of them...

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:31 | 4704249 fonestar
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Is this what is referred to as setting up and attacking "straw man" arguments?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:34 | 4704265 McMolotov
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These poor bastards are no match for Paul Krugtard's straw man destroying abilities.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:42 | 4704303 Thought Processor
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I think this is a pretty clear indication if what may happen to anyone protesting in China.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:14 | 4705211 NoTTD
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Maybe the no hesitation targets should feature Krugman.

 

Kill two birds with one stone.

 

As it were.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:42 | 4704281 Future Jim
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"I hear US law enforcement has a lot of them..."

No. Becuase of the public backlash, Obama's DHS suppossedly stopped buying them after ordering only five million dollars worth. Of course, that was enough to give us a very clear smoking gun to complete the pattern and divine their intentions.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:30 | 4704240 pachanguero
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Nice......... people should pay a vist to their homes for a come to Jeus meeting.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:35 | 4704271 SheepDog-One
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All hail Zeus.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:13 | 4704676 detached.amusement
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aw hell, all hail Zod

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:30 | 4704244 PesoFist
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Asians with mustaches always make me laugh.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:33 | 4704254 Dr. Engali
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Lol... what the hell?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:15 | 4705216 NoTTD
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A Fu Manchu would be the exception.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:34 | 4704246 highly debtful
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If the weaponry on a law enforcer is any measure of how nervous the authorities are, the US authorities must be shitting their pants. 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:46 | 4704318 XitSam
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It is not the absolute level of weaponry, but the amount of increase in armament that is key.  And yes, US authorities are getting very nervous.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:08 | 4704654 Infinite QE
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The average cop can't shoot for shit. Bet there's a ten to one ratio of range time for the citizenry versus average police.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:36 | 4704762 viahj
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except for dogs, they practice that a lot.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:32 | 4704248 q99x2
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They are practicing for NYC on behalf of Loyd Blankfein.and Obama.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:32 | 4704251 SheepDog-One
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They're not even bayonets, they appear to be some kind of Zulu spears? Odd.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:36 | 4704274 drink or die
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Although it's not really related in context, reminds me of  those videos from before WW2 where the German army was marching/practicing with shovels instead of rifles, because they weren't allowed a standing army.  

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:51 | 4704346 Osmium
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Used correctly, a shovel can be quite deadly. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GewMXi1j6JI

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:26 | 4704490 ncdirtdigger
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Can't be Zulu spears, they don't have any shields to bang them on.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:01 | 4704876 RafterManFMJ
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You cannot bang on a grass mat; more of a 'thwack' sound.

Come to think of it, I suppose you can bang on a grass mat...carry on.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:16 | 4705221 NoTTD
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Trainers.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:37 | 4704272 darteaus
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Photo 1: Driving the tip into the heart of the straw man a good 8".  Perfect killing technique-execution technique.  Slashing the arms/shoulders is a maiming technique-crowd control.

Learned from the Japanese?

http://factsanddetails.com/media/2/20111031-war%20in%20pictures%20pictur...

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:36 | 4704273 U4 eee aaa
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Hey man, what happened to Kung Fu? And Wire Fu for that matter?
I thought everyone in China knew Kung Fu and that the good guys always won in a fight.

Has The Asian movie industry deceived me?

I'm so ashamed.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:39 | 4704289 narnia
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Bruce Lee was good theater, until Indiana Jones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:52 | 4704357 U4 eee aaa
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but then along came the matrix ;)

http://youtu.be/qVCSDDF-DAc

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:47 | 4705101 css1971
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And for something marginally closer to reality. Pointy stick beats sword.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=PLquh4HJMGJ...

Pointy sticks are generally, underrated.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:56 | 4704350 hoist the bs flag
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The regular Chinese pleb needs to refamiliarize themselves with the nine section whip, rope dart, shaolin staff, Kuan -do and sabre. It's a sure fire way to fuck up a lousy bayonet charge. Boxer Rebellion V 2.0...

 

 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:32 | 4705024 css1971
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A pointy stick lets you stab the guy who knows kung fu from 6 feet away.... While he's still gathering his chi.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:38 | 4704284 medium giraffe
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Oh look, it's 1914 again and everyone's arming to the fucking teeth.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:38 | 4704285 Pooper Popper
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Ora no!

Sharpa shtick!

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:50 | 4704340 XitSam
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That would be raciss, except asians are not people of color.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:49 | 4704336 Seer
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They can NEVER get it right!  Backwards idiots...

It's: "Stick it to the MAN!"

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:52 | 4704352 Seer
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And, swords and such can only inflict "flesh" wounds! (it was bound to come up!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:53 | 4704358 Hongcha
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It's okay; the iKidz can just hold up their iPhones at the guys with the bayonets !!  There's an app for that !!

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:53 | 4704359 Satan
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Bullets cost money.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:05 | 4704407 1stepcloser
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Bullets aren't necesary.  A knife to a fist fight is good enough in china.  

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:54 | 4704360 Chuck Knoblauch
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It looks like Chinese ROTC.

High school kids.

ZH has no real drama to report from around the world?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:21 | 4704473 forwardho
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Indeed, note the disparate footwear.

These are the police/authority?

 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:57 | 4704857 Winston of Oceania
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They have been wearing "sneakers" since John Wayne was still making BW talkies. Where have you been?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:17 | 4705227 NoTTD
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Nike donation.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:57 | 4704364 1stepcloser
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I knew my stawman was always in china...  I've been paying his tickets fucking dirt bag...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME7K6P7hlko

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:56 | 4704377 elwind45
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Newest chapter of teaparty international

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:55 | 4704850 Winston of Oceania
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You are becomng an illwind, and are quite full of it as well.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 12:57 | 4704380 agstacks
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Do the bayonets replace the sledgehammers, or are they in additon to..? Inquiring minds would like to know..

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:05 | 4704410 elwind45
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Who carried the bundles

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:02 | 4704394 elwind45
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McCain get hacked

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:08 | 4704423 elwind45
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Sweep the leg

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:14 | 4704442 Snoopy the Economist
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Great - they get issued spears. Will they be allowed to carry rocks as well?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:23 | 4704480 astoriajoe
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Don't they have paper targets of women and children that they can staple to those strawmen? Savages.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:35 | 4704513 madcows
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Funny, their cops get pointy sticks adn sneakers, while our IRS, BLM, USPS, et al get hollow points and jackboots.  China is feeling VERY comfortable compared to our plutocrats.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:40 | 4704533 BullyBearish
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They're trying to emulate Egypt, who after the July 2013 coup saw their stock market go up 85% running up to today's headline, "Egypt Court Sentences 682 Muslim Brotherhood Followers to Death"...what better way to raise your market than destroying your own citizen's wealth and/or life?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 13:46 | 4704551 deepsouthdoug
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1,000 armed cops vs. 1 billion plus people - I'll bet on the mob.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:53 | 4704835 JuliaS
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Recalling Robin Williams' standup on HBO:

Maybe China has a nuclear bomb, or maybe they just have one billion people go "Boom"!

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:53 | 4704833 Winston of Oceania
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Is Dirtwater training them?

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 14:55 | 4704848 Cobra
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"Halt! Or I'll run you through!"

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:46 | 4705097 Upton
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If they are " MADE IN CHINA" those look like real quality items.

How long till there available at WAL MART?

 

 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 15:52 | 4705122 LFMayor
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Quality is found in quantity brother.  It doesn't matter if they've got the fancy cocabola wood grips or the lime-green "Zombie" hunter tint, a billion pissed off people with frog-stickers is one hairy, fancy, Big Fucking Problem.

 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:01 | 4705147 shovelhead
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My guess is they use the logic that people tend to avoid massed pokey things and it's hard to build a shield wall of guys holding their grandma's wok.

Then again, I could be wrong.

Chinese are so inscrutable.

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:12 | 4705199 discopimp
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Attacking a straw man - truly a picture is worth a 1,000 words!

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:25 | 4705243 Griphook
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Kerry wants to know why, in the 21st Century, Chinese police are using a pre-historical weapon.

 

 

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:35 | 4705264 ChargingHandle
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An Old World Lance? SMH

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:38 | 4705272 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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straw wear is no longer fashionable, so to speak

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 16:45 | 4705303 Dublinmick
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Testing the login 3 2 1 .....................

 

Greetings

Mon, 04/28/2014 - 20:28 | 4705941 skbull44
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If they are training for the zombie apocalypse, they have been badly informed. One must penetrate the brain, particularly the brain stem where the limbic system is located. Not the torso. Never the torso.

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