Relax! SEC's Mary Jo White Says "Markets Are Not Rigged" - Live Feed

Tyler Durden's picture

During her testimomy to the House Financial Services Committee, SEC's Mary Jo White confidently proclaimed (despite her questioner doubting her beliefs):


"Investors should be protected from shisters," blasted the committee member, as he took White to task..


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Max Damage's picture

Can you see the stick up her arse? And the bankster in the corner throwing his voice?

Xibalba's picture

WTF is this circus act?  

Xibalba's picture

say many words without saying anything.  fuckers trying to get a soundbite to take back to thier sheep.  #riggedgovernment #riggedeverything

Xibalba's picture

Gay president.  Gay nation. 

jcaz's picture

Saddest part is that she actually believes that....

Xibalba's picture

lying under pressure is tough 

outamyeffinway's picture

It isn't true until it's officially denied.

max2205's picture

Looks like Adolfs granddaughter. ...she looks like she knows her way around a strap on

Manthong's picture

She is every bit as attractive as Donna Shalala.

maxamus's picture

Only a week person attacks the person and not the debate/argument.

Deathrips's picture

A "week"? I only have a minute.

Manthong's picture

I don't like B.O. just because he has big ears.

waterhorse's picture

Politicians and captured regulators are FAIR GAME.  No holds barred.

SilverIsKing's picture

Brith name: Joseph White aka Jo White.

Stick 'Mary' in front so people go easy on him.

sgt_doom's picture

Any jackhole --- or American traitor scum --- who dares utter such bullcrap should be taken outside and immediately strung up from the nearest lamppost.

This is one totally dishonest and complete fucked up jackhole, in charge of the DOJ legal team which originally went after Enron in the early 2000s; no wonder they took so long to do so little!

A complete Wall Street fraud, and yet another perfect reason to:





psychobilly's picture

"She was great in Poltergeist."

As well as this classic:

Sudden Debt's picture

She likes to ride the mushtasch... go ahead... have fun!

Dr. Engali's picture

Pods you have spent way too much time at the lake fishing by yourself.

pods's picture

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

<hat tip> RD

Zirpedge's picture

Janet Reno and Dennis Kuchinich's love child? 

813kml's picture

Janet Reno Dance Party!!!

<couldn't find a decent video>

NoTTD's picture

Founding Member, Tongue-In-Groove Club.

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

Her and Yellen got a BOGO deal on bowl cuts. Meanwhile Bill Gross is lamenting that he doesn't need the competition for "sweetest monastic hairdon't."

BandGap's picture


Congrats, sir.

BandGap's picture

Shit, that's Janet Reno's ugly sister.

El Vaquero's picture

Yeah, cute in a Super Mario Brothers goomba kind of way. 

Monty Burns's picture

She's like Mo of the Three Stooges.  Anyone old enough to remember them?

Sudden Debt's picture
Wir haben es nicht gewusst!!!
walküre's picture

+1 you are refering to the Belgian members of Parliament when this whole child molesting and child porno investigation blew up in their faces, right?

We had King Ludwig who was drowned with his lover because nobody wanted to keep paying for his eccentric lifestyle. Where is your pd King now?

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

I am pretty sure Neuschwanstein has paid for itself 10 fold since its construction.

the grateful unemployed's picture

21th century technology, 19th century business model,  priceless

thunderchief's picture

What an amazing amount of blather.

drendebe10's picture

Fred Sanford said, "There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."

i_call_you_my_base's picture

This isn't testimony, it's a job interview.

Xibalba's picture

dingdingding!  We have a winner! 

Dubaibanker's picture

Ding ding ding....We have another bank runner....

RBS head of forex in Europe takes 5-month sabbatical

LONDON, April 29  Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:55am EDT

And then the Chinese moved into Turkish banking system....

Industrial and Commercial Bank of China Ltd has agreed to buy a 75.5 percent stake in Turkey's Tekstilbank for $316 million, as the world's biggest lender seeks to benefit from the rising trade between the two countries.

Meanwhile, in India, 18 people with illegal foreign bank accounts were finally thrown under the bus and are now at the mercy of India's Supreme Court. While LGT bank in Liechenstein will suffer consequences of lower business and client withdrawals beginning right about now...

Govt discloses names of 18 persons in black money cases to SC


101 years and counting's picture

she's right. there is no market, therefore how can it be rigged?

rsnoble's picture

blah blah blah blah blah blah

HardAssets's picture

blah, blah, blah . . . .

Yeah I thought the same thing & didn't bother to watch it all

Why do I waste time watching this kinda dribble, when I know the outcome of it will be nothing but a b.s. white wash that does nothing ? 

There is no 'represenation' and there is no 'regulation' (for the purpose of serving the American People, that is)

Goggles Pisano's picture

"The markets are not long as the SEC fees are paid." MJ White

quasimodo's picture

Dude looks like a lady, 0 credibilty.

Sick of these swinging dicks posing as aunt Bea from Andy Griffith telling us all is well.