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During her testimomy to the House Financial Services Committee, SEC's Mary Jo White confidently proclaimed (despite her questioner doubting her beliefs):

US SEC CHAIR MARY JO WHITE RESPONDS TO MICHAEL LEWIS BOOK IN TESTIMONY, TELLS CONGRESS "THE MARKETS ARE NOT RIGGED"

"Investors should be protected from shisters," blasted the committee member, as he took White to task..

 

 

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Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:09 | 4708429 mccvilb
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New Mexico Congressman Steve Pearce kicked some SEC ass. Loved the way he shut MJ down in mid-sentence not once but twice. Notice they didn't waste another second closing the hearings after his 5 minute pogrom. 

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:19 | 4708472 messystateofaffairs
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Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:17 | 4708477 messystateofaffairs
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How can they send something so fugly to disseminate such a big and obvious lie? At least send something sexy so we can pretend to listen while ogling.

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:17 | 4708481 the grateful un...
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yes it isn't (or no we cannot)

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:21 | 4708508 Pumpkin
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Well, thank God that's settled!  All in!

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:30 | 4708543 exartizo
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I'm sad that she said that, but she had to say it.

She is either corrupt or stupid.

Or both.

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:31 | 4708550 rosiescenario
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........the markets are not rigged and Billie did not havex with Monica....The Beltway encircles the Great American Mendacity Swamp....it should be fenced off along with its source of sustenance, NYC.

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:32 | 4708558 insanelysane
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Mary Joe says, "According to this statement prepared for me by Goldman and JPM, the markets are not rigged."

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:38 | 4708609 NEOSERF
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ZERO TRADING DAY LOSSES ALL YEAR...JPM, GS, Virtu....statistically impossible without "rigging" MJ...

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 13:49 | 4708668 Seize Mars
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Markets are not rigged.
Markets are NOT rigged.
Huh huh heh heh heh ha ha HAHaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 14:01 | 4708727 Bytor325
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Bald face Lie Hall of Fame

I will search tirelessly for the real killer........

O.J.

I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski

WJ Clinton

I am not a crook......

RM Nixon

If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan

Training Wheel in Chief

The markets are not rigged..........

MJ White

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 14:18 | 4708796 besnook
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i have often wondered why there are so many truly ugly women in politics from bella abzug(sp) to this woman. i have decided there is a platoon of poor men recruited out of college who are promised all the pussy they want if they fuck these women silly. the women are then told the only way to continue their carnal bliss is to say the stupidest things in politics to cover for the empire.

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 14:25 | 4708822 jmcadg
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I take it her husband has a white stick ... to fuckin' hit her with lieing bitch.

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 16:03 | 4709195 waterhorse
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Is it 10 feet long and something he wouldn't touch her with?

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 14:53 | 4708927 Aussiekiwi
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Difficult to believe but perhaps she really believes this, I know it makes her dumber than a rock, but you have to give her the benefit of the doubt, she may be quite sincere.

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 07:44 | 4711264 xcehn
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"It has been asserted summarily in Rolling Stone magazine that, among other duties at Debevoise, White has used her influence and connections to protect certain Wall Street CEOs from prosecution,[9] including a notable case involving the firing of Gary J. Aguirre for investigations into the CEO of Morgan Stanley executive John J. Mack."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_White

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 15:38 | 4709090 Otto Zitte
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The world would be a better place with 100% fewer lawyers. The only way to fix this is to kill all the lawyers. It is so simple. Just go through the phonebook...

Tue, 04/29/2014 - 16:02 | 4709189 waterhorse
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I'm not a bit disappointed.  I predicted Mary Jo Whitehead would be no less of a corrupt bitch than the other puppet she replaced, Mary Jo Shapiro.

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