Presenting The White House Decision-Making Machine

Tyler Durden's picture

Rube Goldberg, eat your heart out...




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Slave's picture

I don't see buttsex on there...

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Someone needs to close the yellow valve!!

ZerOhead's picture

That money valve is now fully protected from closure by the Supreme Courts definition of "Freedom of Speech"

So STFU you terrorist.

lordylord's picture

Which way does this shit flow?  Politics->Money or Politics<-Money?

idea_hamster's picture

Of course you don't see buttsex -- no one expects the buttsex.  (Look for the label "IRS".)

A Nanny Moose's picture

Niether. The term money is misapplied. Should be Fiat currency.

Stoploss's picture

Does the downstream politics line dump into the vaginal reservoir????????

Xibalba's picture

He leads from behind

SAT 800's picture

buttsex was playing golf at the time; but he'll be back in time to get the days orders on his teleprompter.

OldPhart's picture

Where are the multiple taps where cash is siphoned off?

unrulian's picture

where's the nine iron?

McMolotov's picture

It's also missing the gigantic bullshit injector. Obama politics is made up of equal parts money and bullshit.

drendebe10's picture

..... call it what it is, not bullshit but pathological lies, more lies and damn lies... but what else would you expect from such a corrupt, arrogant, narcissitic illegal alien indonesian kenyan muslim sociopathic fudge packer in chief...

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Thats what comes out the "politics" end of the machine.  Bullshit!!  Money in, Bullshit out! It's the best bullshit money can buy!!

SAT 800's picture

No, no. The Decision is made by the machine out of politics and payoffs; Obama himself can supply all the Bullshit necessary to the final press release.

syntaxterror's picture

you wanted him. you got him. and you got him for nearly another 3 years. and he's stupid as shit. and so are you if you voted for him.

SAT 800's picture

Wrong answer; incredibly stupid reply. The purpose of voting is to get the other candidate and try him out; and yes it does make a difference. Was there a difference between JFK and Nixon?  It's just an excuse for lazy irresponsibility, and IT DOESN'T WASH.

Confused's picture

Its funny. Right? Because everyone seems to agree that politicians are scum, and they lie, cheat and steal. However, when it comes to voting, some still think it would make a difference between the two parties 'chosen' representatives. They are chosen for a reason. 


And not voting is a form of saying, fuck you, I do not agree with the system as it exists and will not participate. 


If anything, he may have more right to complain than the guy saying, "its your fault, you voted for him." As if voting for the 'other' guy would have made things somehow better. 

Amish Hacker's picture

In the national polls, voters give their House & Senate reps only single-digit approval ratings, yet when election day rolls around, voters reelect the incumbents more than 90% of the time. I don't get it.

"If voting made any difference, it would be illegal."    Dorothy Parker

james.connolly's picture

I agree, if they had a "None of the above" I would vote, ... but I never vote for this reason, ... that there is nobody that I want.

It's really disgusting here how people are saying that if the MORMON had won that things would be different, bull fucking SHIT the MORMON's are NSA/CIA, and that why the new NSA OP is in Utah. CIA since the 1950's has preferred MORMON MISSIONARY boy's for cover, on their little bicycyles, today the CIA/NSA is full to the brim with MORMON's, had ROMNEY won, then there would never had been SNOWDEN.


Elections in the USA don't mean shit, and never have, everything is QUID-PRO-QUO, and always has been.

Look when GORE won, what happened? You Got BUSH, enough said.

Anybody that even thinks for running for public office, should be tarred and feathered and sent to exile in Siberia, where other like minded lawyers can fuck each other to death from HIV.

Anarchism RULES, and anybody that VOTES is part of the problem.

ebworthen's picture

JFK got a lot more pussy than Nixon did.

Nixon was right about China.

Red/Blue screw us equally.

logicalman's picture

1. Voting is a one bit system - can't convey much information with a single bit.

2. If you vote you are complicit in the crimes of government.

3. If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

4. It matters not who casts the vote. What matters is who counts them (paraphrasing Joe Stalin)

Can anyone come up with a good reason to vote, and back up their argument?


pods's picture

And yet another one who had me at voted.


TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Don't blame me - I didn't vote for anyone.

BidnessMan's picture

Yep - not registered to vote either since I am not interested in jury duty.  But registration does not matter - anyone can vote if they just show up at the poll.  Even dead people.

SAT 800's picture

I tried to get people to vote for Romney and they all screeched at me that it didn't make any difference. Well, does it make a difference suckers? huh, did it. Yeah, it did. Romney promised to cancell Obamacare and he's so clean and so normal the media couldn't find a damn thing on him; but nooo; you know everything; it doesn't make any difference who gets elected, so you don't have to get up off your lazy ass and do anything. Well here you go bunky.

logicalman's picture

Your definition of 'clean and normal' differs radically from mine.

McMolotov's picture

Romney has no Negro dialect unless he wants to have one.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Romney was a fucking Mormon, and he practically invented obamacare in Massachusetts. As far as his promise to overturn obamacare-- bullshit. He might have fiddled with it a little around the edges, maybe. He's a fucking lying sack of shit just like every other politician.

With Obama, at least you know exactly where you stand-- he's a Muslim communist out to destroy America, and he really doesn't bother to hide that fact. Romney was just a worthless tool who couldn't even mount an effective campaign against the worst president in US history. Fuck him.

intric8's picture

Romney would have been more tolerable than obozo up to this point, im quite sure

SAT 800's picture

Of course he would; but these self-anointed experts can never admit their complicity; if you don't vote you don't get to complain. and you're a shameful excuse for a citizen.

grekko's picture

The lesser of two evils is still evil. I quit playing their game. I now just invest my time in gold, silver and lead.

stant's picture

Well I do see the siphon valve it's just not labeled

22winmag's picture

Cocaine and amyl nitrate to clean the pipes.


First closeted homosexual President.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

How do you know he's the first? -1

McMolotov's picture

James Buchanan was a flamer.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Well, Lincoln was bisexual. Buchanan was definitely a homo.

Isn't it funny that we've had homosexual presidents during the two biggest domestic crises in US history?

0b1knob's picture

Closeted?  Everybody knows....

Lumberjack's picture

Shit goes in...guess what comes out.

_SILENCER's picture

There must be a valve in there somewhere where millions are siphoned off to finance Michelle's vacations and custom made dresses to cover her transsexual man-frame

atomicwasted's picture

Your political orientation can be determined by your perceived flow direction, or directions, along that fluid path.

oklaboy's picture

forgot the laser like focus...

headhunt's picture

Is this a Rorschach test? Because I see the entryway to hell.

venturen's picture

where is the wookie?

Jethro's picture

The Wookie is there, but you can't see it because it's the "pig" cleaning the pipes.

BidnessMan's picture

I thought that was some guy named Reggie