Do You Believe In Miracles?

Tyler Durden's picture

Pray to the god of hockey-sticks...



h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

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Xibalba's picture

so freakin bullishit

Arius's picture

Not_Jim Cramer? whats up with that?


myself, I like the guy ... he is a plain Con man and doenst pretend to hide it, he is open about it and proud of it ... which is fine in my book, it is your choice o buy his product, he is open to what he sells.

fonestar's picture

fonestar believes he can fly.  With Satoshi we can touch the sky!  A whole new virtual world... a funky, cryptographic feeling....

Stackers's picture

nothing some BLS seasonal adjusting cant fix

BraveSirRobin's picture

And if that does not work, WWIII will break lots of windows.... then prosperity for all. You must learn to see the silver lining in Keynsian war.

mjcOH1's picture

"fonestar believes he can fly.  With Satoshi we can touch the sky!  A whole new virtual world... a funky, cryptographic feeling...."


Inhaled.   Exhaled.   Drank the bong water.

svayambhu108's picture

Bitcoin si like any piramidal game it makes sense in the system that supports it, when shit will hit the fan bitcoin guys will have the most problem recovering their money, bitcoins have no intrinsec money. At least with paper you can wipe your ass. 

Disclaimer I am not into finance I am into computers. 


Thumbs up for fone and banzai

MarsInScorpio's picture



I thought you died.


Hurry up and evaporate.




fonestar's picture

Those who strive towards Satoshi conciousness shall achieve it if they are earnest.  They will become virtualized and go to that big ol' GOOG cloud in the sky and transcend life, death and the bit bucket.

logicalman's picture

I thought BitCoin was a currency, not a religion.


Whalley World's picture

I am holding Bitcoin and I am pretty sure this dude is costing me money.


F* are you a shortin disguise?

Dick Buttkiss's picture

You crack me up, fonestar.  And please keep crackin'.

The future lies in Satoshi consciousness.  Which is to say, in money set free from the confines of the state and in the liberation of humanity that is poised to result from it.

In the meantime, and as always, the state can kiss my ass.

A Nanny Moose's picture

You gotta respect his conviction, and his typically humorous responses.

They laughged at Noah...until they were up to their ears in water.

Al Gorerhythm's picture

Noah's weather report; "Scattered showers my ass"!

Bendromeda Strain's picture

Which is to say, in money set free from the confines of the state and in the liberation of humanity that is poised to result from it.

If that were actually true, then I would be more enthusiastic than Foney. There is no crypto in this "crypto", therefore it should always be in asterisks. Those who claim the elaborate hoops they jump through actually give them anonymity may be deceiving themselves even worse. If they didn't already know they can control it, they would have crushed it mercilessly. Go back and reread the absolutely mind bending bullshit mendacity of the State's Attorney in the Liberty Dollar case.

Dick Buttkiss's picture

On the contrary, “If Bitcoin dies, there are a dozen or more other cyber currencies waiting in the wings to be the next Bitcoin.”
OceanX's picture

Could you please tell me why BitTorrent has yet to be crushed?

Fail2Deliver's picture

I give you an up vote every time you post fonestar. Can not get enough fonestar!

Baldershymn's picture

To Alpha Centauri bitchez!

surf0766's picture

He helped to destabilize the market in 2008 and should be in jail for it

what's that smell's picture

hey jim.

it's nice to see you're posting here.

trolling for viewers in the basement of zerohedge is desperate.

good luck.

TeamDepends's picture

If I was in your shoes, I'd be uh,


What a good idea!

fonestar's picture

Don't check out until the party gets started.

TeamDepends's picture

Mind if we dance wif' yo dates?

observer007's picture

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Amish Hacker's picture Otis Day and the Knights. Otis! My man!

A Nanny Moose's picture

you owe me a beer and a keyboard.

Lessson: Don't drink and type.

garypaul's picture

Yes it's bullish. It beat the estimates!!!

Seasmoke's picture

Wayne Gretzky could not save this

LetThemEatRand's picture

Time to trot out his daughter to distract everyone.

logicalman's picture

He doesn't have to.

She trots herself out.

I think he might be kind of embarrassed.


logicalman's picture

On a scale of 1 to 100

Wayne: 5

Kerry: 1,000,000

what's that smell's picture

hey john.

nice to see you posting here in the basement of zerohedge.

desperate is as desperate does.

keep up the good fight and please say high to goldman saks, bank of america, charles hughes, jim cramer, and the other silly bitch fonestar/max keiser/bitcoin/maxcoin

WeeWilly's picture

Why the long face, John?

CuttingEdge's picture

Kerry doesn't get embarrassed. He IS the complete embarrassment package.

HardlyZero's picture

W. Buffet will be at the bottom providing support.  He's been getting free shots all week without any defense.

Warren will be there levitating above the Black Hole.

kaiserhoff's picture

Real estate agents don't like to cry in public.  But they are certainly blubbering, whining, pulling the last of their hair out in my area.

Leading indicator?  Think so.

seek's picture

There's more for sale signs in my area (Phoenix) than there were when '07-'08 blow-up happened... And they've restarted construction as well. Time to sell has been increasing, prices set at delusional levels, real estate investing class signs sticking out of the ground on the side of the roads, every top sign you can imagine is there.

Fucked R.E. market 2.0 countdown is on...

Oldwood's picture

but i thought bubbles were a positive economic indicator.....

Keyser's picture

Hell, in Texas prime real estate stays on the market less than 24 hours after being listed... I missed a property 2 weeks ago and I offered the sellers asking price... The winning offer was $20k over asking price... A subtle by-product of not having a local economy that sucks eggs... 


HardlyZero's picture

One of the most inflated RE markets is Las Vegas.  I've had a few friends involved there.  If you time it right and need a lifestyle change, then get some cheap property there in the hyper-polarization (after the vertical down), then become a bartender for the end times.   Or repair/service electronics for the slot machines and extravagent lighting arrangements.  All sorts of action 24/7.   But, if you have a family, morals, and commitments then there is no simple or good end-game.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

A guy at the LCS where I buy my gold just got laid off today.  Hmm, sure re recovery and jobs.

Stoploss's picture

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Charles The Hammer Martel's picture

The jig is up. People are finally realizing they are running out of time and the EBT cart keeps getting lighter and lighter. I wonder if people can remember what blades of grass taste like? The Romans knew around 400 AD.

Oleander's picture

Dandilions taste better. Young Hosta shoots are great. It doesn't hurt to know what plants in your yard are edible, just in case you ever need to.

Jimmy Carter was right's picture

Dandelion leaves for salad. Flowers for wine. You can dip the whole plant with a flower bud, into a flour and water batter and deep fry, serve with a sprinkle of salt. Just watch out where the doggies go weee.