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Do You Believe In Miracles?

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Pray to the god of hockey-sticks...

 

 

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

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Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:37 | 4722159 999.9
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Bullish

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:40 | 4722169 Xibalba
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so freakin bullishit

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:42 | 4722182 Arius
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Not_Jim Cramer? whats up with that?

 

myself, I like the guy ... he is a plain Con man and doenst pretend to hide it, he is open about it and proud of it ... which is fine in my book, it is your choice o buy his product, he is open to what he sells.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:55 | 4722217 fonestar
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fonestar believes he can fly.  With Satoshi we can touch the sky!  A whole new virtual world... a funky, cryptographic feeling....

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:58 | 4722231 Stackers
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nothing some BLS seasonal adjusting cant fix

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4722444 BraveSirRobin
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And if that does not work, WWIII will break lots of windows.... then prosperity for all. You must learn to see the silver lining in Keynsian war.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 21:20 | 4722622 mjcOH1
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"fonestar believes he can fly.  With Satoshi we can touch the sky!  A whole new virtual world... a funky, cryptographic feeling...."

 

Inhaled.   Exhaled.   Drank the bong water.

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 06:40 | 4723239 svayambhu108
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Bitcoin si like any piramidal game it makes sense in the system that supports it, when shit will hit the fan bitcoin guys will have the most problem recovering their money, bitcoins have no intrinsec money. At least with paper you can wipe your ass. 

Disclaimer I am not into finance I am into computers. 

 

Thumbs up for fone and banzai

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:01 | 4722239 MarsInScorpio
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Fone:

 

I thought you died.

 

Hurry up and evaporate.

-30-

 

 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:08 | 4722259 fonestar
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Those who strive towards Satoshi conciousness shall achieve it if they are earnest.  They will become virtualized and go to that big ol' GOOG cloud in the sky and transcend life, death and the bit bucket.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:12 | 4722283 logicalman
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I thought BitCoin was a currency, not a religion.

 

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 02:06 | 4723106 Whalley World
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I am holding Bitcoin and I am pretty sure this dude is costing me money.

 

F* are you a shortin disguise?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 20:02 | 4722428 Dick Buttkiss
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You crack me up, fonestar.  And please keep crackin'.

The future lies in Satoshi consciousness.  Which is to say, in money set free from the confines of the state and in the liberation of humanity that is poised to result from it.

In the meantime, and as always, the state can kiss my ass.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 22:34 | 4722830 A Nanny Moose
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You gotta respect his conviction, and his typically humorous responses.

They laughged at Noah...until they were up to their ears in water.

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 00:53 | 4723037 Al Gorerhythm
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Noah's weather report; "Scattered showers my ass"!

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 06:43 | 4723242 Bendromeda Strain
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Which is to say, in money set free from the confines of the state and in the liberation of humanity that is poised to result from it.

If that were actually true, then I would be more enthusiastic than Foney. There is no crypto in this "crypto", therefore it should always be in asterisks. Those who claim the elaborate hoops they jump through actually give them anonymity may be deceiving themselves even worse. If they didn't already know they can control it, they would have crushed it mercilessly. Go back and reread the absolutely mind bending bullshit mendacity of the State's Attorney in the Liberty Dollar case.

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 08:39 | 4723327 Dick Buttkiss
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On the contrary, “If Bitcoin dies, there are a dozen or more other cyber currencies waiting in the wings to be the next Bitcoin.”

http://www.theguardian.com/money/us-money-blog/2014/apr/09/why-bitcoins-matter-digital-currency-future
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 09:34 | 4723390 OceanX
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Could you please tell me why BitTorrent has yet to be crushed?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 21:36 | 4722660 Fail2Deliver
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I give you an up vote every time you post fonestar. Can not get enough fonestar!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 20:40 | 4722510 Baldershymn
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To Alpha Centauri bitchez!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:34 | 4722351 surf0766
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He helped to destabilize the market in 2008 and should be in jail for it

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 20:08 | 4722440 what's that smell
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hey jim.

it's nice to see you're posting here.

trolling for viewers in the basement of zerohedge is desperate.

good luck.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:47 | 4722184 TeamDepends
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If I was in your shoes, I'd be uh,

Leaving!!!

What a good idea!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:57 | 4722230 fonestar
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Don't check out until the party gets started.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:06 | 4722256 TeamDepends
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Mind if we dance wif' yo dates?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:45 | 4722380 observer007
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MERS deadly disease: First victim in US

 

Health officials have confirmed the first case in the United States of the deadly Middle East Respiratory Syndrome , a virulent and relatively new condition first reported in Saudi Arabia in 2012. The unnamed healthcare worker arrived in Chicago about a…

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Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:55 | 4722409 Amish Hacker
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...to Otis Day and the Knights. Otis! My man!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 22:38 | 4722840 A Nanny Moose
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you owe me a beer and a keyboard.

Lessson: Don't drink and type.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 20:56 | 4722555 garypaul
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Yes it's bullish. It beat the estimates!!!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:38 | 4722163 Seasmoke
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Wayne Gretzky could not save this

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:52 | 4722209 LetThemEatRand
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Time to trot out his daughter to distract everyone.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:13 | 4722285 logicalman
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He doesn't have to.

She trots herself out.

I think he might be kind of embarrassed.

 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:27 | 4722334 LetThemEatRand
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So kind of like Kerry?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:35 | 4722354 logicalman
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On a scale of 1 to 100

Wayne: 5

Kerry: 1,000,000

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 20:12 | 4722451 what's that smell
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hey john.

nice to see you posting here in the basement of zerohedge.

desperate is as desperate does.

keep up the good fight and please say high to goldman saks, bank of america, charles hughes, jim cramer, and the other silly bitch fonestar/max keiser/bitcoin/maxcoin

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 01:24 | 4723064 WeeWilly
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Why the long face, John?

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 03:01 | 4723148 CuttingEdge
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Kerry doesn't get embarrassed. He IS the complete embarrassment package.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:47 | 4722293 HardlyZero
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W. Buffet will be at the bottom providing support.  He's been getting free shots all week without any defense.

Warren will be there levitating above the Black Hole.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100201175330AAxiLnj

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:39 | 4722166 kaiserhoff
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Real estate agents don't like to cry in public.  But they are certainly blubbering, whining, pulling the last of their hair out in my area.

Leading indicator?  Think so.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:14 | 4722287 seek
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There's more for sale signs in my area (Phoenix) than there were when '07-'08 blow-up happened... And they've restarted construction as well. Time to sell has been increasing, prices set at delusional levels, real estate investing class signs sticking out of the ground on the side of the roads, every top sign you can imagine is there.

Fucked R.E. market 2.0 countdown is on...

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:18 | 4722304 Oldwood
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but i thought bubbles were a positive economic indicator.....

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 08:59 | 4723347 Keyser
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Hell, in Texas prime real estate stays on the market less than 24 hours after being listed... I missed a property 2 weeks ago and I offered the sellers asking price... The winning offer was $20k over asking price... A subtle by-product of not having a local economy that sucks eggs... 

 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 19:26 | 4722308 HardlyZero
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One of the most inflated RE markets is Las Vegas.  I've had a few friends involved there.  If you time it right and need a lifestyle change, then get some cheap property there in the hyper-polarization (after the vertical down), then become a bartender for the end times.   Or repair/service electronics for the slot machines and extravagent lighting arrangements.  All sorts of action 24/7.   But, if you have a family, morals, and commitments then there is no simple or good end-game.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4722443 DoChenRollingBearing
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A guy at the LCS where I buy my gold just got laid off today.  Hmm, sure re recovery and jobs.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:39 | 4722168 Stoploss
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Sat, 05/03/2014 - 01:09 | 4723052 IridiumRebel
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Holy shit that's funny!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 18:41 | 4722172 Charles The Ham...
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The jig is up. People are finally realizing they are running out of time and the EBT cart keeps getting lighter and lighter. I wonder if people can remember what blades of grass taste like? The Romans knew around 400 AD.

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 08:14 | 4723300 Oleander
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Dandilions taste better. Young Hosta shoots are great. It doesn't hurt to know what plants in your yard are edible, just in case you ever need to.

Sat, 05/03/2014 - 08:59 | 4723348 Jimmy Carter wa...
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Dandelion leaves for salad. Flowers for wine. You can dip the whole plant with a flower bud, into a flour and water batter and deep fry, serve with a sprinkle of salt. Just watch out where the doggies go weee.

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