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F-Line Subway Train Derails In Queens - Live Webcast

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As if there wasn't enough news for the market to ignore, here is another. NBC reports that a subway train has derailed in Queens, the MTA says.  FDNY was responding to the Broadway and 65th Street area in Woodside, and reported heavy smoke conditions. Authorities say the train that derailed is a Manhattan-bound F train on the express track. The MTA could not immediately say how many wheels derailed. Riders should expect delays on the E, R, F and M lines.

From CBS:

A Brookyln-bound F train derailed Friday morning in Woodside, Queens.


The FDNY has rushed to the scene at 65th and Broadway.


The MTA reports it was a Brooklyn-bound F train on the express tracks.


There were passengers on the train, but there is no word of any injuries at the moment.


Due to the derailment,  Northbound trains are terminating at 57 Street/7th Ave.


Some northbound trains are running on the line from 57 St-7 Av to Queensboro Plaza, according to the MTA.


Trains are running with delays in both directions.


Emergency crews on the scene after a Brooklyn-bound F subway train derailed in Woodside, Queens on May 2, 2014. (credit: CBS 2)

And from the MTA:

  • Due to a train derailment at 65 St, the following service changes are in effect:
  • Northbound E trains are terminating at Queens Plaza.
  • Northbound F trains are terminating at 21 St-Queensbridge.
  • Forest Hills bound M trains are terminating at Essex St.
  • Northbound R trains are terminating at 57 St/7 Av.
  • Some northbound R trains are running on the N line from 57 St-7 Av to Queensboro Plaza.
  • Allow additional travel time.

Live webcast from CBS:


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Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:01 | 4720193 Two-bits
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The light at the end of the tunnel.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:21 | 4720302 Headbanger
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All the fatties must have been on one side of the train.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:26 | 4720318 pods
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Terrorist attack by the C.H.U.Ds.


Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:34 | 4720667 Unknown User
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Just crumbling infrastructure for which we have no money. Waiting for IMF banksters to move in.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 13:01 | 4720770 BKbroiler
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I should have been on that train.  I had to go to work an hour early for some client that couldn't wait until 10, so I took the F from Queens at 8am instead of 9 as usual. Dumb f'n luck.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 13:18 | 4720840 ParkAveFlasher
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OMG BKB, that's totally ominous.  You were THIS CLOSE to being CLEARLY inconvenienced!  Count your lucky stars!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:40 | 4720689 mt paul
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maybe there were

seals sleeping on the tracks...

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:29 | 4720346 Nasquak
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Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:08 | 4720545 Uchtdorf
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ZHer was moving gold stash to larger vault when the unthinkable happened...citizenism! All the non-owners rushed to one side of the train to get the share to which they were entitled.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 14:55 | 4721330 Larry Dallas
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This is great. Taxes continue to increase but services aren't improving. What do you have to show for all those taxes your paying?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:06 | 4720219 holmes
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I hope no rats were hurt.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:24 | 4720314 Who was that ma...
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Nope.  Bankers all live in Manhattan and Brooklyn.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:08 | 4720232 tony wilson
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any body sea any dancin israelis nearby?

did larry silverstein insure the train the day before?

is this


reall accident

or larry or mossad pulled

just askin

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:03 | 4720526 TalkToLind
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Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:09 | 4720238 McMolotov
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Terrrrsts! Where's Rudy Giuliani to save us?!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:12 | 4720252 TalkToLind
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Terrorist and rayciss, get Al Sharpton on the phone!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:12 | 4720255 the not so migh...
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F for fucked

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:14 | 4720260 j-dub
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Did ZH really just report an incident that causes subway delays?

Slow day, I hope.  What's next?  Accident on the Throgs Neck?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:20 | 4720296 NotApplicable
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What do you mean? ZH has always been on top of train wrecks.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:42 | 4720693 mt paul
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boat sinkings ....

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 15:46 | 4721536 A Nanny Moose
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Tragic rail accident just doesn't accomplish the desired outcome.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:11 | 4720564 Let them eat iPads
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ZH also implied that the market should give a shit about a minor subway derailment.

"As if there wasn't enough news for the market to ignore, here is another."


Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:48 | 4720717 ParkAveFlasher
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Yo J-Dub, I'll give Tyler a mulligan, but for all those seeking any value whatsoever to salvage for this clickbait, that express tunnel goes to the Jackson Heights 74th Street station, were there are ample Columbian, Thai, Korean, Peruvian, Venezuelan, Chinese, Tibetan dining AND hooker options for those with an adventurous palate and/or libido.  Best Regards.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:14 | 4720262 LFMayor
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Crumblin' Infrastructure or sumthin

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 13:30 | 4720888 FredFlintstone
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More than one "accident" recently. Russians?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:16 | 4720279 TalkToLind
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"Bad weather" in the subway tunnel.  

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:44 | 4720700 mt paul
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too many Z hedgers 

had just bought silver

and were sitting 

on the same side of the train ...

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:06 | 4720304 in-Credible Banker
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I'll be damned!  I ride this line each week to and from JFK.  Just did so yesterday glad I missed all the fun.  This will DEFINITLEY take some time to clean up!  Hope the train was not too crowded....could not even imagine being stuck underground, with no cell signal, for an extended period.  Once the "victims" emerge above ground we'll start to see the pix and video.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:26 | 4720321 Colonel Klink
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I'm waiting for the train to the Hamptons to derail.  The gravy train!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:35 | 4720382 Comte d'herblay
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"......As if there wasn't enough news for the market to ignore...." and then this:

"......Yields have accelerated lower this morning after spiking on the jobs data, as a combination of blood on the streets of Ukraine and the reality of the jobs data send investrs to safe havens..."


This is why the inside of my head feels like a blob of jello....


Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:43 | 4720430 Dr. Engali
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Pffft... This whole country is a train wreck.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:58 | 4720492 The_Dude
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Bravo, sir! Bravo!!!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 15:47 | 4721545 A Nanny Moose
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...and everybody is just gawking, hoping to see some bodies.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:54 | 4720469 Squid Viscous
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another day in Zio-paradise

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:01 | 4720516 Angelo Misterioso
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Hey DeBlasai, another governement worker must need a raise so they do their job...

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 13:18 | 4720836 _SILENCER
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Well, with this being in Queens and on a subway I'll assume our Holy, Tax-Exempt Wall Street Skyscraper People are all A-Ok.  Man, what a relief.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 13:22 | 4720854 kchrisc
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While they are terrorizing people entering the subway as "terrorists" ostensibly to prevent this kind of thing, they are ignoring maintenance and causing this kind of thing.


Fri, 05/02/2014 - 14:03 | 4721053 q99x2
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It is the result of the New World Order taking everybody's money to pay for a world dominating empire.

Arrest them for financial terrorism. Recall banksterite Schumer for treason.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 14:04 | 4721063 The Carbonator
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Who cares about the people in NYC.  They could care less about you. 


Everyone west of NYC is considered a inbred hillbilly by those commuters on the F train.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 14:14 | 4721120 Caveman93
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Infrastructure phail. Better tax the Upsate moar!!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 15:21 | 4721401 Emergency Ward
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Oh, just take a look, ah, that's my child.
Why, to call him bright would be just putting it mild.
He'll talk to you in words just as plain.
See how clear he says, "Derail the train."

Stan Freberg -- "That's My Boy"

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