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Where The April Job Additions Were

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While not nearly as horrific as recent months, in which the vast majority of job additions were relegated to the worst paying sectors possible, the month of April did see a pick up across virtually all industries (except for one of the best paying fields of course, Information), however four of the top six industries that saw job pick ups were once again in the lowest paying fields: Education and Health, Retail Trade, Temp Help and Leisure and Hospitality. The two best paying fields: Financial Services and Information saw a combined 3K jobs added between them.

The full breakdown of jobs added by industry in April and March (revised):

 

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Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:36 | 4719770 Goggles Pisano
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I think the biggest additions to jobs were in the Birth Death area.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:50 | 4719826 MillionDollarBonus_
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This jobs number is just spectacular! Are you serious?288k JOBS? This is frikin awesome! What a slap in the face for all the naysayers that didn't believe in the recovery! Stocks are soaring, gold and silver have been flushed down the toilet, and every major economic indicator is indicating sunny days for the US economy. If this isn't enough to make ZH cynics and greasy golbugz cry, then I'll be damned.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:52 | 4719836 LetThemEatRand
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Yes, flushed down the toilet.  How careless of me.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:56 | 4719862 Dr. Engali
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That's one hell of a commode. 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:24 | 4719970 Manthong
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greasy golbugz”  ?

Sir, I will have you know that I Gunk my gold in the shower with me weekly, at the very least.. and finish up with a nice refreshing Triazicide rinse. 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:54 | 4719852 oklaboy
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I think MDB looks good in pom poms....

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:14 | 4719934 short screwed
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Yes! I lost my gold in a horrible toilet accident too!

Mon, 05/05/2014 - 16:16 | 4729500 newworldorder
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You forgot the "sarc" caption.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:51 | 4719828 jbvtme
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288k? how do they count these numbers? i'm still trying to figure out how many died at sandy hook?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:51 | 4719832 Oh regional Indian
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You are right.

Another interesting observation. I'm a part of an interesting start up with ops in west coast USA.

FInding good talent, especially in fields led by Amazon, Goog etc. is near impossible and horribly overpaid.

It really is the whole combined Fake .con boom + housing boom + runaway financialization of everything just like 1995-2008, only 2 things being different.

Value of the dollar...and the sheer size of the bubble:

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/01/26/a-ha-ahahaha/

ori

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:17 | 4720285 NotApplicable
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Why would anyone set up shop dead center in tech bubble-land?

There's plenty of good IT talent around without having to chase the bubble-chasers. Pick any decent sized city that has a university and watch the talent come to you.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:40 | 4719779 old naughty
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288 vs 1,000. Great.

and not too many tool creators.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:40 | 4719781 The_Ungrateful_Yid
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  1. All time highs bitches
Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:43 | 4719793 what's that smell
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all time highs on a friday in the lovely month of may....

like it was written long ago...

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:45 | 4719803 Dr. Engali
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Are we still pretending this report was real?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:48 | 4719819 NoDebt
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Report's real.  The jobs aren't.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:54 | 4719842 Oh regional Indian
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Hah....excellent. 

NUMBers....it's called that for a reason....

Iiiiiiiiiii...iiiiiiii....have become....

 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:48 | 4719820 oklaboy
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but...but...but.... he is the chosen one.....

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:46 | 4719807 madbraz
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there is no point in believing in these "additions" as 75% of all the jobs supposedly created came from an estimated number (small business birth/death estimate of 240,000) and 1 million people "left" the labor force.

 

It's like believing in the FED surveys or confidence surveys - like the UMichigan confidence survey actually cold calls people randomly - yeah right.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:48 | 4719816 Charles Nelson ...
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Summer of Recovery, 2009 Style!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:53 | 4719817 CaptainSpaulding
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At least this time he didnt say most of the jobs went to the 55 and older crowd.  Maybe 2pm. I will check back

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:48 | 4719818 SheepDog-One
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Oh bullshit.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:50 | 4719829 SheepDog-One
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'OK Wall St, we've been keeping your nuts out of the fire so now it's time you help us politicians keep our phoney-baloney jobs!'

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:51 | 4719831 Dr. Engali
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Ex-White House Official On Benghazi: 'Dude, This Was Like Two Years Ago

 

 

http://www.businessinsider.com/benghazi-two-years-ago-2014-5

 

I think Shrillary said it best when she asked:

 

What difference does it make?

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 09:54 | 4719846 Charles Nelson ...
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We are the ones we've been waiting for.... now excuse me while I go take a bunch of selfies.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:11 | 4719924 MFL8240
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Manufacturing did not add many jobs yet the ISM came out yhesterday and we were at an 8 year high.  Think we are being lied too? 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:48 | 4720121 g'kar
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The FSA ought to be added to the job numbers as employed. They are after all paid to vote.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:11 | 4720248 Chuck Knoblauch
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"Young At Heart"

Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you're young at heart.
For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you're young at heart.

You can go to extremes with impossible schemes.
You can laugh when your dreams fall apart at the seams.
And life gets more exciting with each passing day.
And love is either in your heart, or on it's way.

Don't you know that it's worth every treasure on earth
To be young at heart.
For as rich as you are, it's much better by far
To be young at heart.

And if you should survive to 105,
Look at all you'll derive out of being alive!
And here is the best part, you have a head start
If you are among the very young at heart.

[Musical interlude]

And if you should survive to 105,
Look at all you'll derive out of being alive!
And here is the best part, you have a head start
If you are among the very young at heart.

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 11:14 | 4720266 Jack of All Trades
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Numbers are even better when you count "jobs saved"!!!

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 12:02 | 4720498 walküre
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Construction jobs.... Should be easy to find out which company added the jobs on this magnitude. What are they building now more than after Hurricane Sandy? I would have believed the number coming out after the clean-up a year ago but now... not so much. CAT, Dr. Copper and Lumber say otherwise. Keystone isn't approved either. Jobs in the Dakotas are good and maybe they had layoffs during the winter and are now hiring back.

Business, Professional ex Temps.... Are these people hired to redesign logos and business cards? Pray, tell which industry is so hot right now. Has to be related to implementation of Obama Care which brings me to ..

Health Care Sector... Of course there's hiring going on because your premiums have doubled and the providers can afford to put more unemployed nurses, receptionists and janitors to work.

Now all you have to do is to believe this, go out and take a big mortgage and then get sick from making the payments. Then you're the perfect American debt slave and patient.

America is booming!

 

Fri, 05/02/2014 - 17:30 | 4721934 Himins
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Out of respect for Mom's everywhere, I'm going to replace the F bomb, with the following hot key assigned (original sin). To be clear for those who are offended by my use of the word (original sin) and all those who are just as offended by my NOT using the (original sin) word, I'll make the following legend, and attempt to use it in a sentence for further clarification. For example.

(original sin) the Affordable Care Act...should be self explanatory.

Some times the (original sin) word needs an ing placed at the end so it would look like this.

(original sin)ing . In a sentence, the (original sin)ing BLS reports today reflect the length, breadth, and height of how ignorant they think the American public really is when referring to the unemployment figures.

 

(original sin) also has other useful prefix that shall be explained below. Example, (original sin)ers which may look like this some times (original sin)er's, either way, in a sentence.

The (original sin)er's would have us believe both are true, 

A. Is true if the unemployment print is now 6.2% vs. yesterdays print at 6.7%, ahh the magic, or 

B. because the same (original sin)er's contend the number of American households without an income, is a mere 20%, and wait, there's more. I'll explain below.

(original sin), the recovery is over and I missed the bus! According to the (original sin)er's at the Bureau of Labor Statistics(BLS) the number of EMPLOYED people are just over 70%,  While the number of UNEMPLOYED people rests at a mere 6.2%. So the (original sin)ing BLS.gov, is a lying (original sin)er, and the (original sin)ing idiots think we are too dumb to do the simple math.

Thanks for understanding Moms everywhere.

Mon, 05/05/2014 - 16:13 | 4729482 newworldorder
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Every aspect of financial punditry, MSM misdirection and government spin is directed  with the expressed purpose of lying to the American people about almost everything that happens in society.

Why are we arguing about the various manipulated labor statistical models. All models are constructed to hide the truth. Academic and Financial Economists  are the equivalent of plantation foremen, working for the 1% and for the eventual financial enslavement of the American worker.

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