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Russia Launches Two ICBMs, Rebuffs "Simulated Massive Nuclear Strike" As Part Of Military Drill

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Remember when Putin "de-escalated" and promised the Russian forces were being pulled back from the Ukraine border? That didn't last long. Fast forward 24 hours, when we learn that the very same Putin oversaw a military exercise involving Russia's nuclear forces.

  • AEROSPACE DEFENSE FORCES SUCCESSFULLY REBUFFED SIMULATED MASSIVE NUCLEAR MISSILE STRIKE DURING DRILLS - RUSSIAN DEFENSE MINISTRY
  • NORTHERN, PACIFIC OCEAN FLEET'S STRATEGIC SUBMARINES LAUNCH TWO BALLISTIC MISSILES AS PART OF ROUTINE TRAINING - DEFENSE MINISTRY
  • RUSSIA LAUNCHES TOPOL ICBM, HITS KAMCHATKA TARGET
  • RUSSIAN STRATEGIC OFFENSIVE, DEFENSIVE FORCES IN HIGH READINESS - PUTIN
  • RUSSIAN DEFENSE MINISTER STATES PERMANENT READINESS OF NUCLEAR TRIAD - IFX
  • RUSSIAN FORCES PRACTICE ROCKET FIRE - IFX
  • TU-95MS BOMBER HITS GROUND TARGETS DURING EXERCISE IN WMD - IFX

And from AP:

While Putin said the exercise had been planned back in November, it comes as relations between Russia and the West have plunged to their lowest point since the Cold War over Ukraine.

 

Putin, speaking from the Defense Ministry's headquarters where he oversaw the exercise along with leaders of several ex-Soviet nations which are members of the Collective Security Treaty Organization, said that the maneuvers involved the military across the entire Russian territory, including the nation's nuclear forces.

 

Russian news wires said that the exercises simulated dealing a massive retaliatory nuclear strike in response to an enemy attack. The description of the exercise is unusually blunt, reflecting tensions with the West running high over Ukraine.

 

As part of the maneuvers, a Topol intercontinental ballistic missile launched from the Plesetsk launch pad in northwestern Russia successfully hit a designated target on the Kura testing range on the far eastern Kamchatka peninsula, the military said.

 

Two nuclear submarines of the Northern and Pacific Fleets, the Tula and the Podolsk, also fired intercontinental ballistic missiles.

So, what distraction will those who are selling into idiot hands to push stocks higher use today?

 

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Thu, 05/08/2014 - 12:58 | 4740212 Roger Shermanator
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BTFICBMD!

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:23 | 4740217 Mr. Delicious
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Russia is, of course, clearly the aggressor.

Look how they put all of their borders near like, dozens of our bases!  Even some of the secret ones!!

WTF, Putin?  He's like Hitler, but worse in every way.  The new Kiev government not only has to deal with the tens of thousands of Russian troops secretly in Ukraine, but also the many thousands of Nazis who resisted the coup.

Meanwhile, the American government continues to selflessly fight for peace, stability and democracy all over the world, very far from its own borders, even though it is a thankless and expensive job.

{/s}

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:03 | 4740236 JR
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TheTelegraph reports it is not unusual that a “Russian aircraft carrier sails into English Channel…” but it’s there.

"HMS Dragon met the Russian warships in the south western approaches to the Channel on Wednesday and is shadowing them as they are expected to head into the North Sea and back to Russia.

"The heavy carrier Admiral Kuznetsov is accompanied by the nuclear-powered Kirov class cruiser Peter the Great and several support ships after a five-month mission to the Mediterranean.

"Naval sources said it was not unusual for Russian warship to pass through the channel and the Kuznetsov was also escorted past British waters on its way out in December when it passed Scotland heading south."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/10816463/Russian-aircraft-carrier-sails-into-English-Channel.html

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:55 | 4740419 Seize Mars
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JR
Good catch, I laughed at myself for my post below when I saw your post.
London bound, baby

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:05 | 4740241 rsnoble
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They should've put low yield nukes on them for DOW +500.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 23:41 | 4740397 stephysat28
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what geographic location is the same distance in the opposite direction

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:50 | 4740398 Seize Mars
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This is a lethal game, an important game, but it's a game nonetheless.

Remember the destruction of America and the symmetrical rise of Russia has been the plan all along. G. Edward Griffin mapped it out a long time ago.

If the Russians were actually angry with the west, if they actually wanted to bruise the schoolyard bully's nose, they would be threatening London, not the US.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 14:09 | 4740475 Jano
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well in march Putin stated clearly, that he will go after USRAEL and not Europe.

He sent a clear message to Hussein Obimbo, that he is gong to bomb down US and not Europe.

Last month one of the high russian dignitaries reiterated this.

I see it logical, to finish off Europe, they need much less power....

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 19:27 | 4741583 napper
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I think Putin is smart enough to see through the trap laid by the neo con chicken hawks in directing and funding the neo-Nazis to overthrow the elected pro-Russia government, i.e. getting Russia entangled in an expensive and exhaustive military campaign in Ukraine. The US military industrial complex would then use their puppets in Congress, the media, and the White House to start another super-large defense spending spree, to pass even more Fascist laws (like the Patriot Act), and set up more surveillance programs (perhaps on the internet) in the already sophisticated police state apparatus from coast to coast.

 

Better let the US-backed criminal stooges destroy themselves - many Ukrainians hate these American puppets more than they do Russians.

 

I think Putin and the Russian government are doing the smart thing: keep sending gas to the Ukrainians as a good will gesture, withhold any overt military intervention unless absolutely necessary, provide all possible support to ethnic Russians in Ukraine through regular channels. Lies and propaganda might work in the US (since the shadow power financially control the US media in addition to the White House and Congress), but in Europe, particularly Germany, people are smarter so this "Putin as aggressor" BS doesn't have much credence. In Asia, particularly China, India, Pakistan etc, most people already know that the Ukrainian mess was started by the US and the NATO crime syndicate.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:55 | 4740422 BarnacleBill
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I wonder - diffidently, because I'm no expert in world affairs - whether Russia might be trying to "pull a Reagan" on the West. Reagan is reckoned to have won the last Cold War by forcing the Soviet Union to spend more than it could afford, thus imploding the USSR and its empire. In view of the West's mad monetary policies, might Putin be trying to trick our idiot politicians into spending their nations into insolvency. It's a thought, isn't it?

A couple of months ago I blogged a short piece for my local audience in the Cayman Islands (that well-known and wicked-beyond-measure offshore tax-haven) in which I wondered "out loud" about the likelihood of a collapse of the US Dollar, to which our own coupon-currency is tied. The piece might conceivably be of interest to ZH readers. http://barlowscayman.blogspot.com/2014/02/might-us-dollar-collapse.html

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 01:49 | 4742536 Aussiekiwi
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'might Putin be trying to trick our idiot politicians into spending their nations into insolvency. It's a thought, isn't it?'

They have already done that, they did not need Putin's help, there natural tendency to greed and corruption accomplished that.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 02:05 | 4742550 matrix2012
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@ BarnacleBill

 

watch this 2008 interview ...

 

"Webster G. Tarpley | The Men Behind Obama"

 

This interview was from 2008. Look at how amazingly well Tarpley predicted what was to come and what we are in the midst of.

Just watch this very interesting video, it's less than 20 minutes!

Tarpley is brilliant, if only more people would get a chance to listen to his information.

He has the most accurate and strategic mind for his analysis.

Not only is Tarpley a fantastic classic scholar, perfect grammar, articulate, has a great lexicon of esoteric and well-known foreign terms, soubriquets to basic everyman's slang.

He speaks French, Russian, Italian And German, fluently. He's brilliant, he makes complicated, serious subterfuge as entertaining as Seinfeld, such is his drôle humor. Brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OygG10gaHTg

 

The TRANSCRIPT is here:

http://www.deepjournal.com/p/7/a/en/1497.html

 

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 18:52 | 4741502 atthelake
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I hope my other half agrees with my build-a-bunker idea because it needs to be done pdq.

 

Many groups... the politicians, the cops, the Jews, the Arabs, the Americans, etc, etc ... all consider themselves/ourselves special people and think they/we will survive this. Why am I not convinced?

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 18:59 | 4741523 napper
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Neo con lunatics in America just won't stop until a nuclear show down starts. I wonder what suicidal thesis and murderous schemes those chicken hawks are formenting among themselves now that their Ukraine subversion scheme fails to proceed as planned.

Anyone following what neo con scums like Cheney, Condi Rice, Susan Rice, and Bill Crystal etc have been promoting?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 01:21 | 4742499 matrix2012
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RUSSIA "SNAP" NUCLEAR ATTACK DRILL UNDERWAY; STRATEGIC **OFFENSIVE** NUCLEAR FORCES ON FULL COMBAT ALERT

May 8, 2014 -- (TRN) -- ENTIRE RUSSIAN MILITARY TAKES PART IN MASSIVE EXERCISE - CONFIRMED. This morning, Russia initiated a nationwide, full combat alert for its entire military, including its OFFENSIVE nuclear missile forces.  They are currently launching ICBM's from land and from submarines, launching cruise missiles from aircraft, and launching space-based missile counter-measures in a massive show of power. NATO has raised its defense posture and is actively monitoring the entire Ukraine Border fearing an invasion-under-cover-of-drill.

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