The Sheer Idiocy Of Markets Is Back: BEAT Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

First it was Tweeter (TWTRQ), then Nester Entertainment (NEST), and then Oculus VisionTech (OCLS)... and now - courtesy of Apple's planned acquisition of Beats, the total muppetry that we call a 'market' has bid shares of BioTelemetry (BEAT) up over 4% this morning...

 

 

h/t @BarbarianCapital

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Bernoulli's picture

Maybe ALGOs?

Or Mom and Pop?

whatsinaname's picture

The Algos will never lose a BEAT.

They will not be BEAT.

They are on the BEAT.

 

 

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Logikal approximationz, bitchez!

bearwinkle's picture

That chart looks like someone BEATing off.!

 

spastic_colon's picture

it has to be machines.......if you're this stupid as an actual carbon based life form then you are too dumb to even know what a call symbol is let alone know how to use one.

Squid Viscous's picture

actually the chart looks great for a bounce, I'm loading up here with a stop loss at 7... weeeee

Save_America1st's picture

oh foolish algo-bot vacuum tubes....will they never learn?  I thought SkyNet had become smarter than this by now.  And we're supposed to lose the world and be controlled by these guys? 

Rainman's picture

Thanx for the wakeup bucket shop humor .

DavidC's picture

Hilarious!

DavidC

Gaius Frakkin' Baltar's picture

Four percent? That's it? I'd expect something closer to forty. Are we finally topping or is retail still asleep?

firstdivision's picture

Wait, so I shouldn't have bought that?

-UBS Equity MD

rsnoble's picture

When has the idiocy gone away in the past few years?

oklaboy's picture

fooossssccchhhizzzzlllll ma bro

Cacete de Ouro's picture

They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here

Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear

The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear

So Beat It, Just Beat

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

Agent P's picture

That's almost as stupid as a pair of $200 oversized plastic headphones. 

Bernoulli's picture

NYSE:DRE is going down though.

But maybe it's because AAPL is buying BEAT from them?

Itch's picture

Thats it, next decent merger comes up im getting out my rhyming dictionary.

GFORCE's picture

Good luck selling them Apples!