The Sheer Idiocy Of Markets Is Back: BEAT Edition

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First it was Tweeter (TWTRQ), then Nester Entertainment (NEST), and then Oculus VisionTech (OCLS)... and now - courtesy of Apple's planned acquisition of Beats, the total muppetry that we call a 'market' has bid shares of BioTelemetry (BEAT) up over 4% this morning...



h/t @BarbarianCapital

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Fri, 05/09/2014 - 09:59 | 4743127 Bernoulli
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Maybe ALGOs?

Or Mom and Pop?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:07 | 4743151 whatsinaname
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The Algos will never lose a BEAT.

They will not be BEAT.

They are on the BEAT.



Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:13 | 4743164 ParkAveFlasher
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Logikal approximationz, bitchez!

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:19 | 4743199 bearwinkle
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That chart looks like someone BEATing off.!


Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:25 | 4743221 spastic_colon
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it has to be machines.......if you're this stupid as an actual carbon based life form then you are too dumb to even know what a call symbol is let alone know how to use one.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 11:55 | 4743626 Squid Viscous
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actually the chart looks great for a bounce, I'm loading up here with a stop loss at 7... weeeee

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:01 | 4743130 Save_America1st
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oh foolish algo-bot vacuum tubes....will they never learn?  I thought SkyNet had become smarter than this by now.  And we're supposed to lose the world and be controlled by these guys? 

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:02 | 4743136 Rainman
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Thanx for the wakeup bucket shop humor .

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:04 | 4743141 DavidC
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Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:07 | 4743148 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Four percent? That's it? I'd expect something closer to forty. Are we finally topping or is retail still asleep?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:08 | 4743154 firstdivision
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Wait, so I shouldn't have bought that?

-UBS Equity MD

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:13 | 4743166 rsnoble
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When has the idiocy gone away in the past few years?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:15 | 4743179 oklaboy
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fooossssccchhhizzzzlllll ma bro

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:41 | 4743276 Cacete de Ouro
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They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here

Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear

The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear

So Beat It, Just Beat

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:51 | 4743313 Agent P
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That's almost as stupid as a pair of $200 oversized plastic headphones. 

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 11:18 | 4743442 Bernoulli
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NYSE:DRE is going down though.

But maybe it's because AAPL is buying BEAT from them?

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 11:56 | 4743633 Itch
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Thats it, next decent merger comes up im getting out my rhyming dictionary.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 12:13 | 4743695 GFORCE
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Good luck selling them Apples!

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