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New Jersey Mall Evacuated (Again): Reports Of Shots Fired And Vehicle Fire

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For the second time in a few short months, the Paramus Mall at Garden State Plaza is being evacuated. There are no reports that an active shooter is present but shots were heard fired. There is also a car fire (which some are noting could have been responsible for the 'popping sounds'). Police are on scene and shoppers are being evacuated as the anxiety is (as one would imagine) high. There are currently no reports of injuries.

 

Evacuations are under way with local TV stations claiming shots fired...

 

 

People are being evacuated...

Police are on scene...

But some are noting that there is also a car fire that could have been responsible for the popping sounds...

 

The Garden State Plaza Mall was also the subject of a horror last Nov. 4, when Richard Shoop, 20, of Teaneck walked through the mall with a rifle that had been modified to look like an AK-47, randomly firing shots before turning the gun on himself.

 

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Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:16 | 4747148 IronShield
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Uh, is this Bullish too?  Ramp the markets on Monday, all is forgotten.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 22:45 | 4747381 barliman
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New Jersey is full of PUSSIES !!!

A couple of car tires explode and they wet their pants.

Oh yeah, net neutral for the markets - they already know about New Jersey.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 01:06 | 4747582 RafterManFMJ
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Those responsible are in BIG TROUBLE as those parking lots are 'car arson-free zones.'

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 08:59 | 4747826 TBT or not TBT
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You jest, but malls are where GDP happens. It could be bad.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:19 | 4747152 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's those damn Ruskies hating our freedom.

<"Be afraid. Be very afraid." - CNN>

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:22 | 4747159 old naughty
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No (ah)! The Russians are coming?

 

i thought that 'episode' played long ago, no?

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 23:02 | 4747420 The Old Man
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Maybe the Iranians or Maybe the Cops in General, anybody ever watch "The Shield". Who's paying for all this. Let's pour it on for some overtime.

So a Ford electrical system caught fire and it's a terrorist threat? Read the recalls boys! Or maybe we should put Ford Motor Co. on a watch list.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 23:06 | 4747433 The Old Man
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I'm sorry, Russian Cabbie shot his Ford.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:19 | 4747156 navy62802
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6 week cycle

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 00:44 | 4747556 A Nanny Moose
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Jug Handles.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:22 | 4747164 fonzannoon
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BAAA!!!!!!! BAAAAH??????

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:24 | 4747165 GrinandBearit
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Must keep the terrorist boogeyman alive.

Must keep the sheep in a constant state of fear.  They're easier to herd/control that way.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 22:25 | 4747341 Cognitive Dissonance
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Conspiracy Theory

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 12:26 | 4748181 jenniewadeguy
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Awesome!  Totally awesome!

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:23 | 4747166 TheMeatTrapper
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Here is exclusive video of the threat: http://youtu.be/92gP2J0CUjc.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:23 | 4747167 Falling Down
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'Murica!

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:24 | 4747170 IronShield
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In still other news, NFL drafts first openly GAY player.

It's nice to see happy NFL players.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:24 | 4747173 a growing concern
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Lock down the New Jersey border and throw away the key.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:25 | 4747176 Seek_Truth
Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:32 | 4747191 JMT
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Sometimes it is the combination of several SSRI's or SSRI & ADHD medication.  I was taking Prozac & Adderall the problem was that end of day crasj when it started to wear off.   Feeling can only be described as very edgy, agitated & irritable and crying about why everyone hates me & is out to get me

 

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 23:18 | 4747454 Seek_Truth
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Sure, but why would anyone who has any common sense take SSRI and ADHD drugs in the first place, let alone, together?

Drugs are a symptom of the cause.

Other answers are available, and are real answers.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:36 | 4747208 Dead Man Walking
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is there a pil i can take for shooters at my mall ?

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:26 | 4747178 XitSam
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I call bullshit. Everyone knows guns are prohibited in New Jersey.* 

* Possibly it is a cop or federal agency SWAT team shooting things up. That's allowed in FUSA.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:36 | 4747200 Chupacabra-322
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Yes, yes & yes. Safe to say when hearing about these "active shooter" drills to first think False Flag & which Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. Agency to point the finger at.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:47 | 4747245 TN Jed
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As long as assault knives, stabbin guns and hydro pistols are legal the children aren't safe.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 04:01 | 4747655 Offthebeach
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Maybe there was a dog in the area.

Not any dog, but like a shivering, limping, skiny stray dog. A threst to public safety. Hence the SWAT team, the shooting, granades, mine resistant vehicles. Christy declairs Martial Law and appoints himself Field Marshal, and awards himself New Joisees highest award, Iron Donut, First Degree .

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:29 | 4747183 q99x2
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Sounds like the Governor went out foraging and got into a mall.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:33 | 4747195 Sven Sikztu
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Slow news day Tylers? pfffft

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 04:00 | 4747654 dark pools of soros
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The site is total garbage now. No point in exposing financial crimes when no one goes to jail so the just feed nighty news to the nutters

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:34 | 4747197 JMT
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You mean those cop wannbe mall secuirty guys couldn't stop a shooter?? You see them walking around the mall with those cop wannabee uniforms giving you the stare down if you make eye contact with those jersey shore rent a cop $12 an hour 'security detail'

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 00:59 | 4747574 A Nanny Moose
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Are mall cops allowed to carry guns?

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 09:27 | 4747864 JMT
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I thought they were all tough, ripped MMA fighters or bodybuilders who don't need guns...

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:36 | 4747203 HedgeHammer
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It's friggin New Jersey WTF!

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:35 | 4747205 Aussiekiwi
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Boring, car catches fire, security guards run for cover....next.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:39 | 4747218 nmewn
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Who the fuck is Jonathan @jonfocus and why is he on ZH?

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:41 | 4747223 Dead Man Walking
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I live in NJ.  It's no big deal here, we are used to being shot at. It's F'n NJ.  Need I say more ? Just don't ding my door when you get your fat ass out of your car or you may not make it in to the mall.

 

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 22:06 | 4747296 Seek_Truth
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+1 use of hyperbole.

Jersey is a State. The whole state is not as you describe. Certain Cities(Newark, Trenton), yes.

 

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:45 | 4747238 erg
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Shelter in place but please keep shopping. Order online with your devices while you wait.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:56 | 4747269 TruthTalker
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If people could conceal carry wouldn't the world be a safer place - of course it would!

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 22:07 | 4747298 b_thunder
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Tesla on a test  drive?

 

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 22:51 | 4747394 tony bonn
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is the cia really that bored?

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 23:23 | 4747464 Seize Mars
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Ok, some quick questions:

Was Rabbi Shmuley Boteach nearby? Again? (Making pleas for disarmament of Americans?)

Also is there any chance - whatsoever - that this is related to the recent upsurge in mall "active shooter drills?"

Like this one: http://www.wkrg.com/story/25428793/active-shooter-drill-at-bel-air-mall

 

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 23:28 | 4747471 FieldingMellish
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Jersey BBQ.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 23:33 | 4747480 nah
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Terrorist plot, this makes me sick

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sunbleached we will never forget stickers bitchez

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 00:13 | 4747520 rsnoble
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exciting. 

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 01:07 | 4747583 lakecity55
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Lack of imagination.

These things are on a repeating, predictive cycle.

It seems about every 6-8 weeks.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 08:52 | 4747814 tony wilson
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nose not dat

it  temporal illusions scenarios generated by a computer,saturn masonic input.

coded output

energies harvested predicted specific tailor made outcome.

we are controlled by vampyre

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 01:17 | 4747591 Tulpa
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See what happens when you have lax gun laws like New Jersey does?

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 01:43 | 4747613 ebworthen
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The Palaces of Promise, the Dungeons of Disillusionment.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 05:05 | 4747678 StychoKiller
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Given how trigger-happy the Police are these daze, it coulda ended in tragedy...

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 07:56 | 4747762 22winmag
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I'm happy no steroid-addicted cops showed up to unload on the nearest grandma.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 08:18 | 4747788 f16hoser
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Carry a concealed weapon and shop in peace. I do!

Cops are there to clean-up messes, make an arrest 3 days later and harass Law biding citizens.Not necessarily in that order...

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 10:05 | 4747921 Hey Assholes
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NJ must be the safest place in the nation since law abiding citizens are not allowed to CCW. /sarc

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 08:20 | 4747789 shovelhead
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Angry flash mob participant goes to wrong mall.

Has low impulse control.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 09:02 | 4747808 tony wilson
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damn putin

he is a bully

been picking on are obarmy

now he goin after are freedome luvin shopping  sitting zens.

us poor folks cante even have a human dna aspartime pepsi drink and mcturd human meat burger widdot gettin shot at

damn doze russkis

day said on der fox dat horse mounted kossacks wheres invovlved

 

somehows we gotta protact der homelands from der all new kossack menace.

youse your ears folks protact ameriga

when you here der clippity clop of der horses whoves call der cops and tell dem der kossacks are cumin

 

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 12:23 | 4748180 falconflight
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People still actually visit malls?

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