Weekend Humor: Yellen To Warren: Rigged? Rigged! Mwuahahaha

Tyler Durden's picture

Sometimes you just have to wonder what they are really thinking... rigged? rigged!!


Fact or Fiction!!!

Click image for brief entertaining clip of what Yellen was really thinking...


Source: RealVisionTV - Financial TV for the Real World

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Radical Marijuana's picture

I felt it was SCARY! Sometimes things are funny because they are true, but in the case of Yellen, I find it terrifying because it is true!

ronron's picture

was it larry moe or curly said that. can't remember. thanks.

Newsboy's picture

You just misunderstood what you saw, Senator.

We were getting the wasteful slack out of the economy.

El Oregonian's picture

Wow. I just noticed that Janet has a striking resemblance to Gollum.

"My Precious"

cifo's picture

Fucking freaky! How am I going to sleep tonight?

old naughty's picture

them [eye] balls looked ready to rig (eh, wreak) havoc...

HisNameIsRP's picture

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.

Dave Thomas's picture

Just imagine you're alone in a cabin in the woods, there is a thunderstorm rolling in, and you're hearing all sorts of sounds banging against the cabin. Your bed is but right up to the window and you're looking out at the forest which is lit by the occasional lightning flashes. Then a long multi-second lightning flash illuminates that face staring right back at you inside the cabin. Yep I just wet em.

El Oregonian's picture



It was Curly, her uncle. You know it when you are nothing more than just a stooge.

SuperRay's picture

you misspelled it..





(nyuck nyuck) ;-)

drendebe10's picture

"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford

e_goldstein's picture

If emperor palpatine had a sister...

AdvancingTime's picture

Janet Yellen has been head of the Federal Reserve bank long enough that we no longer need to speculate as to her job performance. As we begin to critique her ability to perform we must remember perception is often just as important as reality. Another issue that comes into play is how you stack up or compare to the person who held the position previously, this often extends to style as much as it does to substance.

As expected it appears Janet Yellen has chosen to take us down the same the rabbit hole as Bernanke on a journey to prove that if we just continue doing what is not working, all will turn out fine. More on Yellen as the head of the Federal reserve in the article below.


TheReplacement's picture

Actually what I heard is her saying that 'government needs to do something about inequality ala confiscation and redistribution.  There is nothing more the Fed can do.  It is time to go full commie and marx this bitch out.'

doctor10's picture

Insanity-doing the same thing over and over-expecting different results

eddiebe's picture

Damn, is she uglee!

Keyser's picture

Lectroids from the 8th dimension usually are...


Pool Shark's picture



Yellen: "It's not my planet, Monkey Boy!"


kchrisc's picture

She'll need a hood over her head before she reaches the gallows so as to protect the onlookers. Ditto Reno and Pelozi.

kareninca's picture

She could be far, far homelier, but if she were honest and didn't represent and promote a corrupt organization and if she cared about the lives of regular Americans, I would be more than satisfied.  Truly I do not give a crap about her appearance or Bernanke's, which was not any better.  We're being ruined by their characters and their actions, not their looks.

Per the social science (such as it is), attractive women are far less likely to be hired for jobs of power and responsibility.  It is assumed that they are morons, no matter what their academic credentials are.  Men on the other had are far more likely to be hired if they are attractive.  If Yellen were attractive, they wouldn't have given her the job.  So get used to the idea of seeing a lot of homely women in the news, along with a lot of fakely-attractive photo-shopped women in the rest of the media.

I showed some young friends, recent college graduates (from a top three university whose undergrads are all perfect looking, albeit not by nature) some photos of "regular people" from media from the 1970s.  They were appalled at how ugly they were.  I told them that that is how average people look who haven't had plastic surgery and hair coloring and hair extensions and hair removals and make-up and and nose jobs and breast implants and tooth straightening.  They've never seen a photo of a model that wasn't photoshopped, and they've never known anyone in their social group who hadn't had it "all" done.  Homely people are like Martians to them.

Goldenballs's picture

Just a puppet doing her job,not accountable and not to blame like the other 1% of tossers who have destroyed the Western World for 30 pieces of Silver,Absolute scum.Prison the only place for em.

Chair is that not something you sit on with 4 legs.Never seen a chair with 2,seen a lot of nicer looking chairs though.

eddiebe's picture

I really think she's one of those saurians. EEEk.

Democratic koolaid's picture

She has eaten to many souls to retain her natural appearance. Rigged bhahahaha man thats a good one. Electric money and buisnesses are people to.

GooseShtepping Moron's picture

I know I'm going to get junked all up and down the block for this one, but I kind of like Janet. Remember, she actually tapered and she continues to taper. That alone is enough to quiet some of the mumblings about "QE infinity."

Furthermore, I know it's not enough and it's coming too late and too slow to satisfy most ZHers, but considering Janet's background, her education, her peers, the pressure of the entire world focusing on her next move, and especially the demands coming from the do-nothing president and congress, I'm actually impressed that she made it this far. Perhaps sometime in the future, maybe after the next election cycle, she will be the one to finally toss the problem back to the congress and tell them that their fiscal difficulties aren't going to go away until they start balancing the budget and making realistic policy decisions.

If she does that I, for one, will be proud of her. We need whatever help we can get.

Arius's picture

you got quite a few greens already ... dont underestimate ZHers ability to look outside the box... she might be a good chair after all is said and done

optimator's picture

The point you can't get around is she should not be in the FED chair simply because the FED should not exist.

Yes_Questions's picture



Yeah, yeah, but wouldn't be great if Janet turned out to be a real mensch at the end of the FED..


I mean day..

old naughty's picture

will she ? look this menacing at the end of the FED...


I mean day..

Umh's picture

She does seem to understand or perhaps I should say is half willing to admit that this is an oligarchy.

BeetleBailey's picture

...back away from the crack pipe, and stop completely.

Get help....professional.

Get a professionally done enema....two maybe...just to make sure.....

Might help with your thinking here....

intotheblack's picture

WHAT realistic policy decisions? There is no "realistic" policy to be pursued when levels of debt confound the very laws of physics. The only "realistic" policy at this point is a plan to manage however possible the social-political chaos that will attend a secular default.

Just embrace the fact that we are beyond the point of political or financial reform. Also embrace the fact that Yellen is a twilight figure--the shadow of our madness--whose task is to administer palliaitve care in the form of Fed propaganda to a system on death watch. 

Blood Spattered Banner's picture

STFU shill boy.

Do you even know what fractional reserve lending is?

SuperRay's picture

Fucking Noam Chomsky when asked what he thought of the federal reserve said that he thought it was good that they could print money and 'save' the economy.  What a douche..

Ignatius's picture

Seems to me Chomsky has a pattern of saying absolutely the stupidest things where real power is concerned and where it might be threatened (JFK, 9/11, the FED, etc.).

Cthonic's picture

When a person holds more honorary degrees than a bitch has tits, they obviously require neither my adulation nor my attention.

Yen Cross's picture

  JFC. "Million Dollar Bonus" has a new screen name.

lasvegaspersona's picture


I doubt there is really much personal decision making in the job of Fed Chairman. I have to believe that they will do whatever they can to keep the dollar alive and I'm certain they all know to a (wo) man what that is.

Infinite QE's picture

Yeah, she'll be the one to explain why Brussels is now a leader in US treasury holdings./sarc

It's all one big scam. Cut QE, wink, wink, then move the QE over there so they can buy the infinite debt.

MsCreant's picture

In the front door, you stuff them with treasuries. In the back door, you stuff them with $ for doing your bidding. 

All the emptyness of that...can you feel the suck, feel the void? Can you imagine someone inserting a vacuum cleaner hose up your ass and down your throat?

That place is going to implode and create a black hole, maybe even an event horizon. No speck on the map can handle that much "absence" and still exist.