Happy Mother's Day, Corporate America

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"Mother's milk"


Source: Sunday Funnies at The Burning Platform blog

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Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:06 | 4749126 Truther
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Fucking Government.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:38 | 4749177 Pure Evil
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Ah, just enough nipples for the 0.01%


While Main Street gets the effluent.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:46 | 4749246 Troll Magnet
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I had no idea Oprah was our gubmint!

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 21:29 | 4749536 markmotive
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The pigs get fatter while the citizenry is run dry trying to stay alive.


Sun, 05/11/2014 - 20:23 | 4749353 didyoujustpullt...
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Wife? That is so 1998. Him and his gay lover adopted.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 21:47 | 4749583 williambanzai7
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Mon, 05/12/2014 - 07:06 | 4750180 old naughty
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wait, you left out the little piggy obamacare...


Mon, 05/12/2014 - 07:26 | 4750210 hot sauce technician
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In the family of the crony pigs

where young'uns come to suck on mama's tits

they love her so much

tender to the touch

because papa reggie throws fits

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:26 | 4750884 Nevsky
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Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:08 | 4749128 DirkDiggler11
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Must be the new method to distribute EBT. That must make JPM the large Hog. Yea, that fits....

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:08 | 4749131 Smegley Wanxalot
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The price of bacon ... is going up every day.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:38 | 4749207 Ignatius
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Don't feed the corporate beast. 

Apply discernment with every discretionary purchase.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 22:17 | 4749647 Milton Waddams
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Perhaps, but the price on "bacon" is going up every day, too.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:09 | 4749138 BullyBearish
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Enjoy this about the Mother of them all:



Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:09 | 4749139 fwaynemartin
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I see a few of my neighbors in there. 

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:14 | 4749149 Atomizer
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Happy Mother's Day ZH'ers. Lost mine over breast cancer in the late eighties. Give your mother a hug for me.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 23:37 | 4749793 Raging Debate
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Atomizer - I feel your pain. Lost mine last year to the same thing. Mother's Day is always depressing. Based on your intelligent commentary your Mother was a person that taught you well. Mine taught me to love unconditionally, a lifelong goal.

The last time we spoke she had done her nails and hair at the hospital, after a mini-stroke. I was weeping and she said "Don't cry it will be Ok."
I said "I am not crying for knowing I am losing you I have done that enough.
I am crying because you will be such a tough act to follow."

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 03:08 | 4750040 BlackChicken
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Thank you for sharing that; simply awsome.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:16 | 4749151 OC Sure
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Can't wait to see the day when it is drawn with a skewer and rotisserie instead.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:52 | 4749271 OC Sure
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Actually, it should also be drawn with the mother pig nursing too to show how she got so fat.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:22 | 4749157 Dr. Engali
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I can pick out Warren Buffet's, Jamie Dimon's, Rex Tillerson's, and Jeff Immelt's lard asses, but I'm not sure who the rest of the fat pigs are.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:19 | 4749164 firstdivision
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Shouldn't that piglet have AT&T or Exxon on the side of him while the one underneath being a bit darker in color?

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:35 | 4749197 ebworthen
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Beat me to it.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:20 | 4749166 Robot Traders Mom
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Corporations, Congress, and the rest of the freeloaders have fucked all of us. Alas, Americans enjoy their enslavement so cronyism will just burn out on its own, like any ponzi...


Sun, 05/11/2014 - 21:25 | 4749524 UselessEater
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Parents watching handcuffs pulled out for a Dad asking difficult questions in a school meeting; everyone sits and watches passively - guess its gold plated handcuffs for Dads on Fathers Day this year, though I doubt the parents in this clip will get the joke.


Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:21 | 4749167 oddjob
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Given enough time, every single day of the year will be some useless made up holiday just to hock useless shit.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 20:17 | 4749341 Relentless101
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So true. Like if your only nice to your mom or your girl on mothers day or valentines day, then fuck you. Be nice more often and save your self some money.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:35 | 4749195 ebworthen
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The little piglets are missing their corporate labels:  WalMart, Chase Bank, RAND, McDonnel-Douglas, Exxon, etc.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:39 | 4749201 Goldilocks
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The Beatles - Piggies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdKlpBOvs0 (2:06)

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:44 | 4749237 ebworthen
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The older I get the more I appreciate George Harrison.  R.I.P. George.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 08:21 | 4750290 headhunt
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The images to go along with this tune really should switch between the current administration, the house, the senate, the epa, the irs, nsa, etc.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 19:43 | 4749228 ebworthen
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BTW - Notice the deluge of "Google Play" ads?  Must not be working out so well.

Something tells me Google bending over for the N.S.A. isn't helping their reputation any.

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 20:28 | 4749371 dogbreath
Sun, 05/11/2014 - 20:47 | 4749424 Yen Cross
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   At first I thought it was the new Mc Donalds $ menu advertisment...

Sun, 05/11/2014 - 21:07 | 4749476 Milton Waddams
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Once in a lifetime, same as it ever was...





Bonus content: The Justification of Wall Street, by J.P. Morgan



Sun, 05/11/2014 - 21:08 | 4749481 DerdyBulls
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The older I get the more I appreciate George Carlin.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 00:57 | 4749890 Schmuck Raker
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"The safest place to be during an eartquake would be in a stationary store."
    -George Carlin

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 00:33 | 4749866 TalkToLind
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Them belly full but we hungry.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 00:54 | 4749886 Schmuck Raker
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Mothers' Day. Busiest day for resturants in the US, ever....

Very quiet this year in, of all places, Northern Virginia. Hmm...

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 01:43 | 4749947 Conax
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'My mom's 79. The other day she called me and asked for ten dollars for some FOOD.  I said, what's this bullshit, mom?  What happened to the ten I gave you last month?

Don't worry, I sent my secretary over there with a check.

I'll be ok, I worked it out with her. I'm having her haul some junk up to the attic..'

-Steve Martin 

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 07:14 | 4750193 Offthebeach
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Ever notice all capital domed look like a big, malignant mammary, spewing fetid goo?

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