Happy Mother's Day, Corporate America

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Truther's picture

Fucking Government.

Pure Evil's picture

Ah, just enough nipples for the 0.01%


While Main Street gets the effluent.

Troll Magnet's picture

I had no idea Oprah was our gubmint!

didyoujustpullthatoutofyourass's picture

Wife? That is so 1998. Him and his gay lover adopted.

old naughty's picture

wait, you left out the little piggy obamacare...


hot sauce technician's picture

In the family of the crony pigs

where young'uns come to suck on mama's tits

they love her so much

tender to the touch

because papa reggie throws fits

DirkDiggler11's picture

Must be the new method to distribute EBT. That must make JPM the large Hog. Yea, that fits....

Smegley Wanxalot's picture

The price of bacon ... is going up every day.

Ignatius's picture

Don't feed the corporate beast. 

Apply discernment with every discretionary purchase.

Milton Waddams's picture

Perhaps, but the price on "bacon" is going up every day, too.

fwaynemartin's picture

I see a few of my neighbors in there. 

Atomizer's picture

Happy Mother's Day ZH'ers. Lost mine over breast cancer in the late eighties. Give your mother a hug for me.

Raging Debate's picture

Atomizer - I feel your pain. Lost mine last year to the same thing. Mother's Day is always depressing. Based on your intelligent commentary your Mother was a person that taught you well. Mine taught me to love unconditionally, a lifelong goal.

The last time we spoke she had done her nails and hair at the hospital, after a mini-stroke. I was weeping and she said "Don't cry it will be Ok."
I said "I am not crying for knowing I am losing you I have done that enough.
I am crying because you will be such a tough act to follow."

BlackChicken's picture

Thank you for sharing that; simply awsome.

OC Sure's picture

Can't wait to see the day when it is drawn with a skewer and rotisserie instead.

OC Sure's picture

Actually, it should also be drawn with the mother pig nursing too to show how she got so fat.

Dr. Engali's picture

I can pick out Warren Buffet's, Jamie Dimon's, Rex Tillerson's, and Jeff Immelt's lard asses, but I'm not sure who the rest of the fat pigs are.

firstdivision's picture

Shouldn't that piglet have AT&T or Exxon on the side of him while the one underneath being a bit darker in color?

Robot Traders Mom's picture

Corporations, Congress, and the rest of the freeloaders have fucked all of us. Alas, Americans enjoy their enslavement so cronyism will just burn out on its own, like any ponzi...


UselessEater's picture

Parents watching handcuffs pulled out for a Dad asking difficult questions in a school meeting; everyone sits and watches passively - guess its gold plated handcuffs for Dads on Fathers Day this year, though I doubt the parents in this clip will get the joke.


oddjob's picture

Given enough time, every single day of the year will be some useless made up holiday just to hock useless shit.

Relentless101's picture

So true. Like if your only nice to your mom or your girl on mothers day or valentines day, then fuck you. Be nice more often and save your self some money.

ebworthen's picture

The little piglets are missing their corporate labels:  WalMart, Chase Bank, RAND, McDonnel-Douglas, Exxon, etc.

ebworthen's picture

The older I get the more I appreciate George Harrison.  R.I.P. George.

headhunt's picture

The images to go along with this tune really should switch between the current administration, the house, the senate, the epa, the irs, nsa, etc.

ebworthen's picture

BTW - Notice the deluge of "Google Play" ads?  Must not be working out so well.

Something tells me Google bending over for the N.S.A. isn't helping their reputation any.

Yen Cross's picture

   At first I thought it was the new Mc Donalds $ menu advertisment...

DerdyBulls's picture

The older I get the more I appreciate George Carlin.

Schmuck Raker's picture

"The safest place to be during an eartquake would be in a stationary store."
    -George Carlin

TalkToLind's picture

Them belly full but we hungry.

Schmuck Raker's picture

Mothers' Day. Busiest day for resturants in the US, ever....

Very quiet this year in, of all places, Northern Virginia. Hmm...

Conax's picture

'My mom's 79. The other day she called me and asked for ten dollars for some FOOD.  I said, what's this bullshit, mom?  What happened to the ten I gave you last month?

Don't worry, I sent my secretary over there with a check.

I'll be ok, I worked it out with her. I'm having her haul some junk up to the attic..'

-Steve Martin 

Offthebeach's picture

Ever notice all capital domed look like a big, malignant mammary, spewing fetid goo?