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Nasdaq Reports "Intermittent Gapping" Issues

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Today may be the first time ever when a vicious VIX slam designed to send spoos soaring and hence gap the market higher, may have broken the Nasdaq leading to what was just reported as, you can't make this up, "intermittent gapping" issues. To wit:

 

So, if the gapping was permanent, would the S&P 500 be at +∞ yet?

 

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Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:43 | 4750696 icanhasbailout
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gapping? or gaping?

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:46 | 4750708 FieldingMellish
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Goatse

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:48 | 4750718 Quinvarius
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Link or it didn't happen.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 14:32 | 4751590 12ToothAssassin
Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:07 | 4750808 rubiconsolutions
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Yeah, there's a huge gapping issue. Like the gap between the ears of SEC regulators.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:43 | 4751410 BuddyEffed
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Or gasping?

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:44 | 4750700 Aknownymouse
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NASDAQ has intermittent fucking clients issue. Fucken joke

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:47 | 4750710 Dr. Engali
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Translation... The Squid has some trades that need to be busted.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:04 | 4750790 Stoploss
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It's not a problem unless they are gapping the wrong way.

Then, it's a big fucking problem.....

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:47 | 4750716 mrdenis
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"Intermittent Gapping."...why do i keep thinking of Sharon Stone .....?

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:51 | 4750724 pods
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Intermittent gapping?

Like the women's 110 M hurdles?

pods

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:53 | 4750726 Yen Cross
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    Sounds like someone forgot to refill the hopium generator...

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:55 | 4750738 slightlyskeptical
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Tommorrow is Tuesday

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:11 | 4750819 Soul Glow
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Last Tuesday was red.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:00 | 4750759 Soul Glow
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It's funny how the stocks make "new highs" every few weeks by pushing 1% over the old highs and the media trumpets the recovery ad infinitum.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:21 | 4750859 codecode
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Went grocery shopping with my wife yesterday... I'm meandering down the isle with the cart and she says "Oh good, Progresso soup is on sale - $1.88/can, that's a good price". I said, "What do you mean, last time it was $1.46 regular price" (month's ago, not year)...

 

Yep, the "Recovery" continues...

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:35 | 4750920 yogibear
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Try a package of 8 premium brand beef hot dogs. A little while back it was $3.99 now $6.99.

We haven't even touched the inflation that's coming thanks to the Federal Reserve banksters. In the mean time they'll deny there is any inflation and it's benign.

How about that average price of gasoline now being much higher? That translates into everything else.

In the mean time people are just coping with it. Guess when food stamps can't buy the food anymore is when riots occur. 

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:01 | 4751245 Hippocratic Oaf
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8?

Hebrew National jumbo 4-pack is in the $6 range.

Damn good dog.

Too bad it's now a delicacy to eat a fuckin hotdog.

BTW, going to yanks/mets tonight in some over-priced free seats. Their shit-dogs and water beers can break the bank.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:03 | 4750779 DavidC
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Desperation.

Pathetic.

DavidC

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:12 | 4750821 Soul Glow
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Desperate acts are always the last acts.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:38 | 4750929 yogibear
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Need food prices to get where food stamps  won't pay to feed someone. That's when the riots occur.

The Federal Reserve is going to push inflation to that point and when they do,  it's game over.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:44 | 4750961 Bernoulli
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wtf? that's newspeak for what exactly?

they don't even try to make sense anymore. all the people playing on their smartphones won't notice anyways. questioning attitude of the sheeps = 0

 

 

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:18 | 4751318 Miner
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Could someone please explain what this means?

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 20:08 | 4752840 fUny1
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This Is when a stock price moves higher or lower without any shares trading. It happened today when Electronic Arts move higher in pre market without a single trade causing the move. This is a manipulative fed inspired market maker jumping the Fed ordered gun

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