VIX Slammed To 11-Handle Sends Dow To Record-er Highs

Tyler Durden's picture

Just as Gold was monkey-hammered late last night, we warned in the pre-open that it might happen and sure enough... VIX has been smashed back under 12 this morning, lifting the Dow to new record-er all-time highs and sending the S&P chasing its highs too... why not... Draghi promised to do something, sometime soon (even as the Fed is tapering and China says no more stimulus). What is really helping is USDJPY 102 once again which provided the opening ramp ignition. For all those on the 'healthy' rotation bandwagon.. the Nasdaq and momo names are outperforming (Nasdaq now unchanged for May) - so it's not that. Gold is up $25 from overnight lows and Treasuries are flat to modestly weaker as stocks smash higher.

VIX looks totally normal!!


As the overnight slam in gold has seen a $25-plus rally in the precious metal...


As USDJPY drives stocks to ever higher highs...


Taking the Nasdaq to unchanged for May (and Trannies soaring)


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PlusTic's picture

this is getting RIG-DICULOUS...

CH1's picture

Dow 36 thousand!

Then, 36 MILLION!

This time is DIFFERENT!!!!!!!

LawsofPhysics's picture

Yes, yes, "all is well"...

NoDebt's picture

I had my Dow 20,000 hats printed up last fall.  Thought I might have a chance to break them out around Christmas, but it was not to be.

Looking pretty good now, though.  Only about 20% higher from here.  Surely we can accomplish THAT simple task by the end of the year, if not sooner.

Headbanger's picture

VIX got very near its 52 week low so there isn't much more room left to smash it down any further:

And USDJPY spike is no big deal except for a this "relief bounce" off horizontal support

So this equities rally is all fluff.

AccreditedEYE's picture

You're right about VIX. I still believe that The Squid and its gaggle of "in the know" foot soldiers are churning the tape. About time for a move lower now and VIX 52 week low fits in with a nice reversal in equities. It will only be temporary though. Only *higher* prices will be acceptable in the end. (I'm getting tired of this too)

NoDebt's picture

Unless you were just injected with Polonium, you will probably live to see the day the VIX hits single digits.

Headbanger's picture

Could this be the "last hoorah" for  the banksters to fleece retail muppets before they take off for the Hamptons?


MeelionDollerBogus's picture

nah, the last Hurrah is where entire cities and states are bought by Goldman Sachs and all taxes are replaced with rent which has no limit and can be paid in cash, gold or children.

mayhem_korner's picture



Obi-Wan Bernanke and the sheeple:

This is not the VIX you are looking for.  This is not the VIX we are looking for.

You can have's for sale.

We can go about our business.  You can go about your business.

Move along.  (waves)  Move along.  Move along.

DavidC's picture

Frustrating and tiring.


MeelionDollerBogus's picture

Shit-show is entertaining. Why frustrating? You didn't actually short the Fed, did you?

Hippocratic Oaf's picture

It all makes sense.

Just wait.

yes, <sarc>

Sudden Debt's picture

Let's see what happens at 11AM...

Stoploss's picture

You start with the VIX slam, ( S&P now like a rocket out of fuel ), then come the 3 & 6 month auctions to take it through lunch, for the final pop at 3:30.

Kaiser Sousa's picture


to complete lunacy....


Took Red Pill's picture

The reverse limbo market, "How high can you go?"

yogibear's picture

They aim to get it ever higher. Think of the Zimbabwe economic model.

The Federal Reserve does a dog and pony show whenever the market has any sign of going down.

Trade accordingly.


disabledvet's picture

What's the point of trading?

Or better yet HOW does one trade this?
From ANY position...long or short?

Isn't it all just blood money at this point anyways?

Money is money of course...but it's almost like cash is what no one wants to have any value.

Bankruptcy hasn't been repealed. And isn't that the weird part?

TheRideNeverEnds's picture

The VIX trading double digits is rich, sell it till it hits the 9 handle, then buy more S&Ps cause we will still keep going higher for about a year after the VIX makes new lifetime lows.  

Squid Viscous's picture

still waiting for 1900 clown, 7 weeks and counting...

TheRideNeverEnds's picture

Look at the tape, not a downtick all day, S&P and DOW making new lifetime highs, RUT and NDX up over 1%; not a seller to be found. 


Its just a matter of time, S&P broke out of its range, TF, NQ broke their downtrend and YM broke to new all time highs can't fight the FED, the Obamabux on the sidelines need somewhere to go.    


This is day one of the upmove.

Squid Viscous's picture

yeah i can read the tape thanks - but you were pounding the table for ES @ 1900 by end of March or so... lol

MeelionDollerBogus's picture

hvu (tsx), uvxy even more leveraged in movement, 11x inverse to s&p500, dow.

faz only 3x inverse

fonzannoon's picture

but Ukraine!!!!!


NoDebt's picture

Heh heh heh.  Exactly.  

Global Hunter's picture

What happens when their actions take the VIX down to 1?  Zero? Can we have a negative VIX?  And by that point will there be anybody left to care?

mayhem_korner's picture



Cancer of the zero-vix.

(it's bad...I know.  But I'm underscotched at the momento)

Global Hunter's picture

thumbs up because you made me laugh 4 times a 15 word post.  In all serious I stopped drinking partly because observing all this mad shit going on around me was insane enough.  Stay underscotched for a few months, I swear this shit gets even loopier and even more batshit crazy the more sober you get and its a trip itself.

messymerry's picture

OK, who spilled paint on the invisible hand???  The mullets are probably going to stampede and we will have a hell of a mess to clean up.  

Somebody git a rope, and make it a stout one, we've got ourselves a hippo to hang.  


Hey Banzai:  Do something on the "Ol' Yeller" theme...  ;-D

rsnoble's picture

Will the VIX cease to exist at zero? LOL I see someone already said that.  Oh well.


Only PEACHY KING is cool.

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NoIdea's picture

The reason for today's rise is obvious: it's Tuesday tomorrow

SanfordandSon's picture

After 40 years of investing and trading I have finally learned that trees do grow to the sky or are perceived to when endless fertilizer appears to be available.  And I keep getting drowned out by everyone chating - give me mo-mo...

After 40 years I still believe that the most precarious times are those when people are under the illusion that there is a source of endless fertilizer.  Deep survival requires the correct perception of reality.

Dead Man Walking's picture

didnt we spend most of the nineties with the vix around here ?

crash commando's picture

Long cash, comic books, oil, and other combustibles.



The worst trader's picture

Last tuesday was a down market day, tomorrow the world ends.