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The Farce Is Complete: Joe Biden's Son Joins Board Of Largest Ukraine Gas Producer

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The farce is complete...

Burisma Holdings, Ukraine’s largest private gas producer, has expanded its Board of Directors by bringing on Mr. R Hunter Biden as a new director.


R. Hunter Biden will be in charge of the Holdings’ legal unit and will provide support for the Company among international organizations. On his new appointment, he commented: “Burisma’s track record of innovations and industry leadership in the field of natural gas means that it can be a strong driver of a strong economy in Ukraine. As a new member of the Board, I believe that my assistance in consulting the Company on matters of transparency, corporate governance and responsibility, international expansion and other priorities will contribute to the economy and benefit the people of Ukraine.”

The Chairman of the Board of Directors of Burisma Holdings, Mr. Alan Apter, noted: “The company’s strategy is aimed at the strongest concentration of professional staff and the introduction of best corporate practices, and we’re delighted that Mr. Biden is joining us to help us achieve these goals.”

R. Hunter Biden is a counsel to Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP, a national law firm based in New York, USA, which served in cases including “Bush vs. Gore”, and “U.S. vs. Microsoft”. He is one of the co-founders and a managing partner of the investment advisory company Rosemont Seneca Partners, as well as chairman of the board of Rosemont Seneca Advisors. He is an Adjunct Professor at Georgetown University’s Masters Program in the School of Foreign Service.

Mr. Biden has experience in public service and foreign policy. He is a director for the U.S. Global Leadership Coalition, The Center for National Policy, and the Chairman’s Advisory Board for the National Democratic Institute. Having served as a Senior Vice President at MBNA bank, former U.S. President Bill Clinton appointed him an Executive Director of E-Commerce Policy Coordination under Secretary of Commerce William Daley. Mr. Biden served as Honorary Co-Chair of the 2008 Obama-Biden Inaugural Committee.

Mr. Biden is a member of the bar in the State of Connecticut, and the District of Columbia, the U.S. Supreme Court, and the Court of Federal Claims. He received a Bachelor’s degree from Georgetown University, and a J.D. from Yale Law School.

R. Hunter Biden is also a well-known public figure. He is chairman of the Board of the World Food Programme U.S.A., together with the world’s largest humanitarian organization, the United Nations World Food Programme. In this capacity he offers assistance to the poor in developing countries, fighting hunger and poverty, and helping to provide food and education to 300 million malnourished children around the world.

Company Background:
Burisma Holdings is a privately owned oil and gas company with assets in Ukraine and operating in the energy market since 2002. To date, the company holds a portfolio with permits to develop fields in the Dnieper-Donets, the Carpathian and the Azov-Kuban basins. In 2013, the daily gas production grew steadily and at year-end amounted to 11.6 thousand BOE (barrels of oil equivalent – incl. gas, condensate and crude oil), or 1.8 million m3 of natural gas. The company sells these volumes in the domestic market through traders, as well as directly to final consumers.


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Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:35 | 4754316 MountainsRoam
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Unbelievable, but not really haha

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:39 | 4754332 Millivanilli
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Can we just say the truth.   Most politicians, corporate heads, and military leaders are pure fucking PSYCHOPATHS.  


Revolution is our birthright.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:39 | 4754344 linniepar
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Full retard. 

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:41 | 4754350 cifo
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I don't see the farce. This is real shit.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:44 | 4754365 Manthong
Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:45 | 4754373 Looney
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Biden Jr. will teach’em how to “fire the shotgun through the door”… every door! ;-)


Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:48 | 4754394 fonestar
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fonestar woke up and noticed that Bitcoin was $432 today?  What?  Thought you guys said it was dead?  What's your excuse this time morons?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:53 | 4754428 Keyser
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Quite a bit down from it's highs of $1000+, init? So how much have you lost, moron

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:58 | 4754445 fonestar
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Been in this game since $16 and it's documented here stupid fuck.

One BTC is buying 2/3 a roll of silver maples.  Yeah, reality sucks eh?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:59 | 4754462 Latina Lover
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All wars are bankster wars.   Good luck drilling in the Donetsk and Azov region, LOL.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:00 | 4754471 kliguy38
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hehehhhe this even exceeds my puke govenor

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:04 | 4754489 smithcreek
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People that don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard should give it up.  Looks almost as bad as a comb-over.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:15 | 4754533 linniepar
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Scrolled up to look... you're right. Looks like some roadkill on his face. Then I glanced in the mirror and smiled at my awesome blackbeard!

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:23 | 4754582 MillionDollarBonus_
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I have no doubt this will prove to be a wise decision in years to come. Just reading from his bio here on Wikipedia I can immediately gage that he is a true patriot with a strong moral compass. Biden began his career by doing charity work with the Jesuit Volunteer Corps, and shortly after co-founded a hedge fund with his uncle James Biden and Robert Allen Stanford, a controversial but experienced financier. After a successful career in finance, Biden was appointed by none other than President Bill Clinton to oversee the economy in the Department of Commerce. I wish Mr Biden the best of luck in his new endeavor and hope that this appointment will further strengthen America’s relationship with Ukraine. 

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:24 | 4754594 Triggernometry
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I really need to start slicking my hair back a la full asshole.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:09 | 4755231 MeMadMax
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He looks just like that ball of hair that results from me shaving...... certain areas of my body, in the shower... you know,  how it all collects on top of the drain into one big furby looking black ball...



Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:19 | 4755280 Pinto Currency
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With petrogold in play, Joe would want inside info on their deliberations.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:39 | 4755352 ParkAveFlasher
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You can't just assassinate Joe Biden's son.  The West is such a bitch begging to be slapped. We (use the term loosely) couldn't send an underling, or better man, or loyal dispatch?  No one but the VP's son himself.  There is no one else in DC who would take this on?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:31 | 4755598 economics9698
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Thanks MDB I needed a good laugh,

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:06 | 4755753 Son of Loki
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Technically speaking, is this classified as a "Gangbang" or a "Circle Jerk?"

Inquiring minds want to know.




[BTW, the Flag Lapel pin is a nice touch.]

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:15 | 4755761 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Another politician's spawn who thinks he's God's gift to the USSA. Another brat out to "prove" he can accomplish great things without his father, yet uses all his father's connections to do so. How unique.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:12 | 4756013 CrimsonAvenger
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Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:35 | 4756544 MillionDollarBoner_
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Someone is gonna SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!!!!

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 19:12 | 4756926 bigkahuna
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This is gonna look good...

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 21:58 | 4757485 Mistress Raindrop
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Let them eat cake.  What's a bitch to do?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:13 | 4755777 sleigher
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 by doing charity work with the Jesuit Volunteer Corps


Talk about a good laugh...

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:24 | 4756048 Jethro
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Doing service for the Jesuits sounds pretty dicey at best.  Is that another definition of "catamite".

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:36 | 4756548 MillionDollarBoner_
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Like I said:

Someone is gonna SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!!!

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 01:47 | 4757957 Squid-puppets a...
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not even that could wipe off the mad cocaine grin depicted in that photo

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:34 | 4754643 chapaev's ghost
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There must be a sarc tag on your post- I just can't find it. But I was thinking, "Yep, ol' Biden... here comes the Jesuit arm of the NWO", and sure enough, you confirmed it.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:41 | 4754678 Overfed
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Read every MDB post as if it were being said in the most sarcastic manner possible. Then it all makes sense.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:51 | 4754742 Ralph Spoilsport
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We need moar MDB posts these days. Comedy gold.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:00 | 4754808 old naughty
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Gekko is "on board".

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:26 | 4755309 TheLooza
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You bring a power beard to the table, you're gonna get a good job.  It's as simple as that.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:32 | 4756533 jmcadg
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I've got to admit, for a long time I thought MDB was a genuine tosspot. But this post makes me realise my mistake. This is comedy genius. Well done MDB. Maybe you are a funny cunt.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:50 | 4754737 TheFourthStooge-ing
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MDB said:

I have no doubt this will prove to be a wise decision in years to come. Just reading from his bio here on Wikipedia I can immediately gage that he is a true patriot with a strong moral compass.

It is good to see an accredited point of view being expressed on this matter. Young Mr. Biden's Ivory League schooling and accomplished CV establish him as an expert in multiple fields. As we all know, when dealing with complex issues, the best possible advice to follow is the advice of recognized, accredited experts.

Mr. Biden's appointment virtually assures a prosperous future for all of the people of the Ukraine. Such a wise choice will enhance America's reputation of fairness, transparency, and justice in all matters of foreign policy. This truly is a new American century.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:56 | 4754776 Ralph Spoilsport
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Hunter Biden will prove that an apple never falls too far from the tree and that you can compare apples and oranges since they are both fruits that grow on trees.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:16 | 4756278 Pairadimes
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What does the 'R' in his name stand for? Rectum? Rodham?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:37 | 4756554 bonderøven-farm ass
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The Hill is infested with fucking parasites.  

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:17 | 4754919 crazzziecanuck
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It's been a long time since what you know that got you a job.  It's not even a matter of who you know either.

It's a matter of who you blow.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:02 | 4755196 Himins
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Don't waste your money on Genetic Mapping

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:31 | 4755595 BorisTheBlade
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Well done MDB. Cracked me up, sheer brilliance of cynical distrortion in a perverted world of corporates where brilliance defined by the merit of being sons and daughters of the right people is otherwise quite sad if taken seriously.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:45 | 4755660 quasimodo
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Gauge dumbass, at least learn how to spelt properlly if you need to post all this drivel.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:05 | 4755746 Okienomics
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Referencing Allen Stanford as "a controversial but experience financier" is pure poetry, Mr. Bonus, pure poetry.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:15 | 4756020 Memedada
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Is it satire? Then it would be somewhat clever...

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:50 | 4756399 Blano
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Damn MDB I was laughing before i got to the end.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 19:41 | 4757045 Dogface
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Where the Fuck did they find this drunk, and mug shot after 3 days detox with the nice erm teeth holder in place

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:02 | 4754478 jbvtme
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hunter gets the gas contract. who gets the heroin concession?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:17 | 4754545 Never One Roach
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"... matters of transparency, corporate governance and responsibility ...."


How quaint.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:20 | 4756294 Pairadimes
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The farce will never be complete. These psychopaths will keep playing these power games at our expense until little round holes start appearing in the middle of a number of their foreheads.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:47 | 4756584 MillionDollarBoner_
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Like I said...(fucking hell, can't they read or something?!?...)

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:27 | 4754608 slightlyskeptical
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It is also documented how you pumped and pumped even at much higher prices. Ask the people you convinced to buy in at those higher prices that reality doesn't suck. Time will expose you as the loser that you are. I hear that Reggie is hiring. You two would be a pair made in heaven.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:04 | 4755468 raeb
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He who laughs last laughs best

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:36 | 4755873 fonestar
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and it is fonestar who will have the last laugh.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 23:21 | 4757714 benb
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I don't see why people down vote you when you're still that far up. So BTC took a dive. It's all about when you came in and when you cash out. Who around here has a f-ing crystal ball? We'll see. What will they say when the USD takes a dirt nap?

Thu, 05/15/2014 - 21:03 | 4764871 SILVERGEDDON

Fonestar is always pulling off a Reverse Cheney Manouver. 

Gets out the shotgun, but blows off half of his own face with bullshot. 

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:53 | 4755698 All is chosen
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& so easily swapped for something worth having/existing .... not.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:01 | 4755975 matrix2012
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"Been in this game since $16..."

@ fonestar, good luck for you then...just few words, it seems time for you to capitalize the generous profit while it lasts :)

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:18 | 4756284 Jugdish787
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Fuck you Fonestar!!

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:23 | 4756508 jmcadg
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So go and buy some real money fuckwad.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 00:21 | 4757834 1000924014093
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Oh, fonestar-won't you ever learn?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:53 | 4754749 TannyDanner
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Percentage wise it's up a lot more from it's lows than it is off it's highs. You can't have the price of anything go straight up, so all things considered I'd say btc's price action is speaking favorably for the underlying.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:29 | 4755321 chemystical
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"Percentage wise it's up a lot more from it's lows than it is off it's highs. You can't have the price of anything go straight up, so all things considered I'd say btc's price action is speaking favorably for the underlying"

Percent of what?  That doesn't mean squat.  No, wait, it does.  Try % of peak market cap.  Oops. 

If you want to go back to the days  when all of 20,000 people had a clue what it was and all of 1,000 mined or bought one, well then have at it.

Here's a chart that tells you all that you need to know:

As for those who CLAIM to have been in since $1.16, $1.10 <insert BS figure here $______>, well aren't you the fools for not bailing at $1300.  Just like the degenerate gamblers who piss back their winnings and claim it was "house money" anways.  Um, the second that it's in your hands it's YOUR money.

btw, I've asked phoneystar several times to provide a link to his claim that it's a documented fact that he's been here touting since it was $16 (which could be any time between July 2011 and Jan 2013 btw, and which might also be Jan 2015 for all he knows).  Each time he FAILS to provide the proof that he claims exists.  I'm not saying that there is none, I'm just saying that with his track record of being a DEMONSTRABLE liar, I like my side of the action.

When last I called him/her/it out on his/her/its lies, the only response was, "fonestar says a lot of things."

Enjoy that chart, and maybe buy some black diamonds for the ride down if you're in for the long haul.  cc will probably have a place in our futures, but Btc will most likely not.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:42 | 4755649 fonestar
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Everyone knows fonestar has been heres spouting off about Bitcoin since < $50 you idiot.  And who the fuck would sell at $1300 BTC when BTC is going into the five, six and seven figures in the next five years?  Sounds like those same fucking idiots who sold at "the all time high $266 BTC"!  What a bunch of fucking rejects!  If you're going to "take profits" you might want to spend, oh... maybe five minutes meditating on what you are "taking profits" IN?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:25 | 4756317 Jugdish787
Jugdish787's picture a way, you remind me of the MDB of bitcoin.  

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:54 | 4756398 chemystical
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"Everyone knows fonestar has been heres spouting off about Bitcoin since < $50 you idiot."

"Everyone knows" and "documented fact".  Sounds like it should be eaasy to prove then, eh?  But again you fail to produce. 

btw earlier today you said $16.  While $16 is certainly less than $50, it is NOT what you imply.  Try keeping your story straight you worthless fucking fraud.

"And who the fuck would sell at $1300 BTC when BTC is going into the five, six and seven figures in the next five years?"

Gee, maybe people who buy back in at $430?  Surely such a brilliant investor and prognosticator as yourself could time better than that.

After all YOU are the one who last told us herein that you "sold some Btc around $200 to pay some bills"....then a few months later "Bought more at ~ $450".

AGAIN, so the wizard doesn't have a pot to piss in (lest he'd have creditors rather than need to sell his precious).  AGAIN, so the wizard bought back his own Btc and paid 1500% interest to do so.  Bravo!  Well played.  Where do we sign up for your newsletter?

Fucking loser.  Oh, and Fucking liar.  Apologies for again using your own words against you.  

"If you're going to "take profits" you might want to spend, oh... maybe five minutes meditating on what you are "taking profits" IN?"

You would be taking profit in, for example, USD, and then spending those to buy back IN at 1/3 the cost. 

Enjoy the slide.

P.S. re your straw man argument that "you all said Btc was dead"....who is all?  I never said that, but if I characterized it as fucking comatose for 6 months I'd have been spot on.

P.P.S. DO NOT trot out your usual non sequitur bullshit and tell me that gold has been moving sideways for 6 months.  I  never said it wasn't, and it doesn't have a fucking thing to do with your litany of lies.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 00:00 | 4757792 BrosephStiglitz
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~$1200 in Dec. '13.  Encouraged my bro to sell enough to cover his initial principal in Nov '13.  Suggested he bail out entirely in mid Dec. '13 after the WSJ started promoting it hard and my less that bright coworkers were raving about their new BTC holdings.  Good underlying technology, shitty launch environment.  Too bad it wasn't launched earlier when the political environment was more benign.

Apparently Fone is still holding the line and praying that the US and Chinese political system and bankers don't roll over and crush it.  He should take a hint from the Somali Pirates- If you fight the power's that be overtly, expect to be bent over.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:54 | 4754442 SumTing Wong
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The fix will really be in when we read that Harry Reid's son is on another board, and that Trayvon Martin got appointed to some board (because if Obama had a son, he'd look like Trayvon). 

Let's just fucking revolt already. This is too much.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:35 | 4754649 chapaev's ghost
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One thing's for sure- Trayvon can still vote!

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 20:34 | 4757221 Kassandra
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They just "jumped the shark."

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:27 | 4755826 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Americans are too busy picking their asses and laughing at their farts to revolt.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:28 | 4756067 g'kar
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It's more fun to light them and see how far they shoot.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:57 | 4754457 jbvtme
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fman...short on meds today?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:09 | 4754512 fonestar
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fonestar believes it is you that thinks we are heading back to the 19th century?  Perhaps you should check into those meds?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:11 | 4754521 BustainMovealota
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Bought at a buck.10.  Still doing ok.    And Biden is one stupid libtard.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:33 | 4754640 MeMongo
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Yeah foney and gas is over $4.00 a gallon and milk is pushing $5.00 a gallon! You bitcoin whore. This charade cannot go on much longer you vomitous mass. Be sure you're filing your capital gains properly cuz big bro got your number for sure:-)

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:14 | 4754904 dogbreath
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you drama whoring faggot. 

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:40 | 4755075 MeMongo
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Fuck you too dogcockbreath! If you think there is the slightest light at the end of this tunnel/clusterfuck than you sir are seriously delusional!

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:05 | 4755213 dogbreath
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only two people to a fight, but since you jumped in,  WTF does BTC have to do with the light at the end of the tunnel.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:10 | 4755234 Jr. Mintz
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Informed sources say the end of the tunnel is on fire.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:20 | 4755286 dontgoforit
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The end of the tunnel is just an illusion, just like QE and young Mr. Biden's resume.  When you get to the end you see there's another infinitum.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:16 | 4756275 gatorengineer
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is that where the light is comming from?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:12 | 4755241 Jonas Parker
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Interesting how fonestar posts his bitcoin tripe in the middle of discussions concerning blatant conflicts of interest of high-placed members and family members of the Obama administration. It would almost seem, if I had a suspicious mind, that fonestar was in cahoots with politicians of a certain left-wing political stripe to change the subject. What alphabet agency is paying for your bitcoins today, fonestar? Maybe the DNC? Or the Kenyan Central Bank?


As my very British grandfather would say, "naff off, berk!"

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:41 | 4755372 Theta_Burn
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Or hes just a narrow minded idiot

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:27 | 4755312 scrappy
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I smell Gas.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:35 | 4755621 scrappy
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Ahh I see now Yoda, Beware the Dark Side of the Farce.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:25 | 4755559 83_vf_1100_c
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Foneystar... What an offensive troll you are. On a regular basis. Crawl in a hole and just die already. Or barring that go suck cock with the other bit boys on a bitforum somewhere and let us discuss real money or at least stay on topic. Reading your crowing bs on bitcoin just turns me off from it. Fuck bc.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:00 | 4756429 fonestar
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"Real money" what a crock of shit!  You wouldn't know real money if it fdisk'd you right in the frigging head.  Anyone even slightly skeptical of Bitcoin should be lined up and shot.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:05 | 4756440 chemystical
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"fonestar woke up and noticed that Bitcoin was $432 today?"

Um, not to use your own words against you, but a few months ago while posters were jabbing at the MtGox fiasco and the plummet in general, you wrote (more than once), "Who cares about Btc?  I'm into Litecoin now."

Is Btc a proxy for your cc delusions, or are you again a lying sack of shit, or did we all miss your press release that you were back into Btc?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:53 | 4754438 DaveyJones
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is Hunter a bad speaker too?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 19:37 | 4757029 nmewn
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Wed, 05/14/2014 - 01:15 | 4757904 mccvilb
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Classic. Thanks, Manthong, for the video link of Joe giving advice to women about getting a shotgun for protection. Joe Biden, stupid and proud of it.

"Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately." Joe Biden

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:53 | 4754411 Chupacabra-322
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With all do respect,

At what FUCKING point do The American People just start arresting these Criminals outright?

It's complete Meglomania with these Psychopath / Sociopaths. I mean, come on, get serious now. These Criminals are just mocking & daring The American People (Slaves) to do something about it.

Listen, the Criminals got away with Bengazi. That alone should tell anyone the point at where the Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. is at.


Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:15 | 4754532 BustainMovealota
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Thats what I would like to know!!  Also, proof we truly have a one party system now and the checks and balances built into our constitution do not exist any longer.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:45 | 4755114 lakecity55
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Truth is, we are under a semi-old soviet/USSR system, central planning, freedom to kill if you are on a list, etc.

The Constitution only works if The People work it.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:22 | 4755290 dontgoforit
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We've been under seige for some time now.  Only when it starts to get bloody will anything be done.  The bridge never gets repaired until it's fallen into the river.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:01 | 4755970 Chupacabra-322
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@ lakecity55,,

Joe Prince is dead. Out of respect thought you'd like to know.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:19 | 4754560 anarcholeptic
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Criminals.... Man this is the new normal. How can you expect one group of criminals (politicians)  to be arrested by another group of criminals (Police)? You must allow the country to tumble into chaos before anything can be done. Then the army must refuse to fight and establish the necessary claim for an orderly dissolution of the United States Government. Once we lock all animals in their respective cages and execute the rest for treason then we can reevaluate the constitution and form a new government. I could care less because THE VOICE is on NBC tonight!!!! I'm so happy I sharted a little bit.   

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:02 | 4754829 Kirk2NCC1701
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We can't do it because even though we have lots of courage, we have no weapons. 

Unlike the Ukrainians, North Afticans, or the rest of the world, where it's the other way around.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:43 | 4755055 CPL
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You don't need weapons to fix something.  You use tools.  And each of you have tools at your disposal.  Each other. 

To fix this.  You all turn around and just walk away from them.  Don't say hello.  Don't acknowledge them.  Don't serve them.  Don't clean their homes.  Don't work for them.  Don't lift an eyebrow to them.  They crave your fear and attention like a three year old throwing a hissy fit in a candy alise.  Don't feed that type of attention.  We all know that as adults.  Just keep on walking and rebuild it together without them.

Everyone here today, is here as a direct result of a couple hundred collapses over the course of human history from all over the world.  You are the direct result of generation after generation of people that were as tenacious as a coach roach making it through flood, flame, wind and earth quakes.  Economic collapse is so far down the list of tragedy in the human condition it barely warrants the respect a fart in wind storm requires.

Today...  Today is no different than any other time when tyranny attempts to crush the collective will of all people across the world through greed, lies and the attempt at unclassifiable and unmanaged hegimonic power. 

And to get through this period, like every other period this has happened.  You've got your communities and each other together.  Just like every other time in the past.  Except this time all sorts of processes and easy to leverage technologies liter the landscape.  So don't believe the offer MSM horseshit of how flimsy everyone is.  You are all built of tougher stuff than you could possibly imagine and they could possibly imagine.


Oh yeah...Game On.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:39 | 4755361 Cathartes Aura
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absolutely agree,

Don't lift an eyebrow to them.  They crave your fear and attention like a three year old throwing a hissy fit in a candy alise.  Don't feed that type of attention.

would that others would apply some deeper scrutiny to that other lawyer'd gatekeeper doling out the newsy-narrative, and stop with the hero-ick worship.

shit would meet fan that much quicker.  Game On indeed.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:41 | 4755328 scrappy
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We are sick of this smelly gas laden crap, are you?

Please spread the word folks.

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Tue, 05/13/2014 - 13:22 | 4755545 Malachi Constant
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At what FUCKING point do The American People just start arresting these Criminals outright?

Answer: At no point. And you don't want this to happen. Because those with the power to arrest criminals are worse criminals by definition.

If you want the madness to stop, stop working for the IRS, aka stop working.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:52 | 4756158 sleigher
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That isn't a realistic plan.  People have families who depend on them for food and shelter at the very least.  Are you suggesting I move my kids into a box behind Target?  I am serious.  

The people have the power to arrest these criminals and that is BY DESIGN!  This in no way makes the people a worse criminal.

Tue, 05/27/2014 - 00:30 | 4797468 Malachi Constant
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Are you suggesting I move my kids into a box behind Target?

1. It's about how determined you are. Taken to the extremes, you will care about your dignity above all else - children, parents, your own survival will mean nothing. This is what distinguishes warriors from serfs: they'd rather die than live the way they don't think they deserve. They'd rather die of hunger than eat inferior food. It's easy to understand once you realize that you, your kids and parents are all going to die anyway, but some scenarios will leave you ashamed of yourself and some won't.

2. Not taken to the extremes, it means staying away from banks and credit. I have no house, because I cannot buy it: it belongs to the bank, then to the municipality. I have no new car, and the one I have, I bought with cash. Yes, it belongs to the insurance company and the government, but I won't feel much pain if it's gone. I don't have a phone plan - prepaid, cash-only, cheap Chinese device. If you work in the real world, be paid in cash. If you work online, you must know how to use VPN and Google.

It's called secession. In Rome, they had to walk away with their actual feet in order to get heard. Today, you only need to walk away from any trackable money to make one of a thousand cuts that will kill the beast.

The people have the power to arrest these criminals

How exactly are you going to arrest all lawmakers, judges, jailers, police, prosecutors, the government? What are you going to do with them, once they've been arrested, if the very mechanism of "justice" is theirs?

- You are under arrest as an enemy of the state.
- But I have a constitutional right for...
- Yes, you do.
- Therefore, I can...
- No, you can't.

Whatcha gonna do?

People have no power except the power to stop investing their blood, sweat, and tears into the pyramid. Yes, it may be lethal. But you will die anyway.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 17:24 | 4756506 yrad
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Is there a good documentary about that attack yet? Links please!


Tue, 05/13/2014 - 19:10 | 4756917 neidermeyer
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I don't even know what brioche is ... is it anything like arugula?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:51 | 4754416 thecoloredsky
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Only thing that threw me off is the US lapel pin. Shouldn't it be the Ukrainian flag?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:04 | 4754488 DaveyJones
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almost forgot, excellent hour interview with Glenn Greenwald on the NSA this morning. I love the part about our ambassador to Brazil.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:44 | 4755386 Cathartes Aura
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“Is USAID the New CIA?”, asked Democracy Now on Twitter to promote the Amy Goodman segment of the same name.

Good question“, tweeted Glenn Greenwald.

gotta peek inside the cupboards, down in the cracks, sneaky cockroaches love the dark spaces. . .

me-duh captured. . . the Truths are poppin' up all around the edges now. . .

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:53 | 4755261 fleur de lis
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He wears that flag pin as a disguise or decoy or something to fool the masses into thinking that he's American. He would never be allowed into such a critical position without sworn and proven loyalty to the NWO.  

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:21 | 4755806 caShOnlY
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Only thing that threw me off is the US lapel pin. Shouldn't it be the Ukrainian flag?

it was photoshopped for U.S. press release.  Kind of like Obummer shooting a shotgun his skivvees.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:03 | 4754482 BlindMonkey
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"I don't see the farce. This is real shit."


How about a new term?   Farces-Farsical shit

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:14 | 4755251 Jonas Parker
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Or "farcical fascist feces"?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:53 | 4754760 strangeglove
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In other news Malia Obozo appointed supreme director Exxon/gazprom

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:27 | 4754989 Payne
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How were they able to afford Yale law school ?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:42 | 4754356 Millivanilli
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I see you are a drone.  


The Asch test


The government depends on you.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:44 | 4754364 ZippyBananaPants
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Looks like a tool.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:51 | 4754410 FuzzyDunlop21
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He looks so eager to do the bidding of his political overlords

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:58 | 4754451 Chupacabra-322
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@ Fuzzy,

Absolutely, he'll take it up the ass & in the mouth literally & like it.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:57 | 4754456 HardAssets
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Definitely looks like a brown nose and a butt kisser.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:38 | 4754660 Canadian Dirtlump
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We're past full retard, we are at - turn the retard up to 14 out of 10, rip the knob off, eat the knob, run around the room yelling "PUDDING."

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:08 | 4754864 813kml
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My retard goes to 15, damn inflation.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:16 | 4755262 Itgoestoeleven
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my retard only goes to eleven

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 16:20 | 4756296 gatorengineer
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I think if you put that on a shirt it would sell.......  thanks for making the afternoon....

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:44 | 4754697 GOSPLAN HERO
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Biden = Full Retard.

... like father, like son.


Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:24 | 4754960 Theta_Burn
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God bless America..

You see anything is possible in this great land of ours, where even someone who never contributed anything to society, can have no career whatsoever, and become a millionare...IF you spawn from the right nutsack...

The rest of you shleps get $400 a week, and be greatful for that pocket change, as Ukraine people dont get that and get shot in the head for their misery.

Wait a minute, how does Mrs. Biden feel about moving to Ukraine? or is he gay to?


Tue, 05/13/2014 - 14:50 | 4755933 August
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>>>someone who never contributed anything to society

How can you say such a thing?  Young Hunter helps feed hundreds of millions of malnourished kids all around the world, and that's just in his spare time.

With Hunter feeding hungry kids, and bringing Ukraine into the modern world economy, we just may have found our youngest-ever recipient of the Congressional Medal of Freedom.  Doing well by doing good!

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 20:47 | 4757263 machineh
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If it were forty years ago and we were still in Vietnam ...

Joe Jr. would be 'doing well by doing gooks.'

Or not. Since he would've got a draft deferment.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:29 | 4755250 JRobby
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In other news: A consortium of big auto makers (all of them) will begin developing, building and selling a vehicle that burns natural gas. The pilot facility will be built in Scranton PA, the worst place on earth:

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 19:32 | 4756988 DerdyBulls
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A future President... how fitting. What a goober.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:55 | 4754434 HardAssets
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Can ya believe it ?  There are actually some ole' codgers who still advise the youngins to join the military outta high school 'to get an education, and defend their country'

Really ?



P.S. - yeah, I'm from a military family and also served.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:59 | 4754468 Payne
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Isn't that the company that owes Russia lots of money ?  Nice to see they keep the family tradition !  All debt all the time.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:26 | 4754601 Ignatius
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I'm beginning to wonder how much longer TPTB are gonna 'put up' with this internet thingy.

Too much truth, bad for business.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:30 | 4754624 Al Huxley
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Since it has ZERO impact on their ability to plunder and profit I suspect they'll let it be.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:37 | 4755350 Zadig
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Online banking and shopping makes a lot of money for some of the oligarchs and is used by everyone who matters.  An end to free porn and sports would probably lead to rioting. 

It's too late to get rid of it safely.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:33 | 4754642 El Oregonian
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UNbelievable. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:50 | 4754733 Shad_ow
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Is he being protected when he visits there by Blackwater?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:15 | 4754908 Jumbotron
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These cocksuckers we elect just don't have any fear of us anymore.  They can do whatever outrageous thing they want out in broad daylight.....internet be damn.....and get away with it scott clean.


Welcome to Prison Planet.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:59 | 4755181 dontknowcrapabo...
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This really is good vs. evil. And all these psychopaths are pure evil.

I hope it doesn't get as violent as I think it is.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:08 | 4755223 fleur de lis
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Now that the looting has begun and we know Biden's cut, what is Nuland's payoff?  

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:37 | 4755354 Groundhog Day
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Could all you damn Zh'ers stop coming onto this article!  if i have to see this fuckin guys face all day i'm gonna puke or punch my fuckin screen.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 12:45 | 4755391 assistedliving
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yeah, and lead by that original group MilliVanilli.



Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:31 | 4756077 fencejumper
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Long live the memory & legacy of Smedley Butler!

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 18:03 | 4756659 IronForge
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I read a few articles on that matter - hightlighed in Forbes, Fortune 500, Esquire, WSJ, etc., over the years.

In a nutshell:

1)  CEOs and Convicts have similar Psyche Profiles.
2)  Most Fortune 500 Execs avoided the Draft and/or never served in the Military/Coast Guard/National Guard of their country of Origin.


Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:38 | 4754333 nope-1004
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Tue, 05/13/2014 - 09:53 | 4754429 Winston Churchill
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Just wait til you see Obozo dressed up like Idi Amin.
Its coming , oh the humanity.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 10:01 | 4754476 Latina Lover
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I wonder what Obozo wears when he is with Reggie...


or maybe I really don't want to know.  Some things that have been seen, cannot be unseen.

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