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The Farce Is Complete: Joe Biden's Son Joins Board Of Largest Ukraine Gas Producer

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The farce is complete...

Burisma Holdings, Ukraine’s largest private gas producer, has expanded its Board of Directors by bringing on Mr. R Hunter Biden as a new director.

 

R. Hunter Biden will be in charge of the Holdings’ legal unit and will provide support for the Company among international organizations. On his new appointment, he commented: “Burisma’s track record of innovations and industry leadership in the field of natural gas means that it can be a strong driver of a strong economy in Ukraine. As a new member of the Board, I believe that my assistance in consulting the Company on matters of transparency, corporate governance and responsibility, international expansion and other priorities will contribute to the economy and benefit the people of Ukraine.”

The Chairman of the Board of Directors of Burisma Holdings, Mr. Alan Apter, noted: “The company’s strategy is aimed at the strongest concentration of professional staff and the introduction of best corporate practices, and we’re delighted that Mr. Biden is joining us to help us achieve these goals.”

R. Hunter Biden is a counsel to Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP, a national law firm based in New York, USA, which served in cases including “Bush vs. Gore”, and “U.S. vs. Microsoft”. He is one of the co-founders and a managing partner of the investment advisory company Rosemont Seneca Partners, as well as chairman of the board of Rosemont Seneca Advisors. He is an Adjunct Professor at Georgetown University’s Masters Program in the School of Foreign Service.

Mr. Biden has experience in public service and foreign policy. He is a director for the U.S. Global Leadership Coalition, The Center for National Policy, and the Chairman’s Advisory Board for the National Democratic Institute. Having served as a Senior Vice President at MBNA bank, former U.S. President Bill Clinton appointed him an Executive Director of E-Commerce Policy Coordination under Secretary of Commerce William Daley. Mr. Biden served as Honorary Co-Chair of the 2008 Obama-Biden Inaugural Committee.

Mr. Biden is a member of the bar in the State of Connecticut, and the District of Columbia, the U.S. Supreme Court, and the Court of Federal Claims. He received a Bachelor’s degree from Georgetown University, and a J.D. from Yale Law School.

R. Hunter Biden is also a well-known public figure. He is chairman of the Board of the World Food Programme U.S.A., together with the world’s largest humanitarian organization, the United Nations World Food Programme. In this capacity he offers assistance to the poor in developing countries, fighting hunger and poverty, and helping to provide food and education to 300 million malnourished children around the world.

Company Background:
Burisma Holdings is a privately owned oil and gas company with assets in Ukraine and operating in the energy market since 2002. To date, the company holds a portfolio with permits to develop fields in the Dnieper-Donets, the Carpathian and the Azov-Kuban basins. In 2013, the daily gas production grew steadily and at year-end amounted to 11.6 thousand BOE (barrels of oil equivalent – incl. gas, condensate and crude oil), or 1.8 million m3 of natural gas. The company sells these volumes in the domestic market through traders, as well as directly to final consumers.

 

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Tue, 05/13/2014 - 21:45 | 4757450 Who was that ma...
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Well, let's see...

Vacuous blank stare.....  CHECK

Idiotic, silly grin.....   CHECK

Hair still has the Walmart price tag on it.....   CHECK

 

Yup!  That's Biden's son alright.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 07:56 | 4758233 BeetleBailey
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Kinda looks like Bradley Cooper....after he's been dildoed with a 12" "Black Beauty" model from the local toy shop....for 11 hours sans lubrication....

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:06 | 4757503 hangemhigh77
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He just got himself on the list for hanging triators.  When the time comes his shit eating smiling face will be on a pole on route 95 

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:06 | 4757504 user2011
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On his resume, there is only one sentence: "Son of Joe Biden, the vice president of USSA ".

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:09 | 4757514 hangemhigh77
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Gee, I wonder how he got that job?  Who says there are no jobs?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:10 | 4757518 hangemhigh77
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I wonder how long the interviewing process was?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:14 | 4757525 hangemhigh77
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The great thing is he can work from his dad's basement.  So he can whack off in dad's bathroom and still submit IMPORTANT, he-he-he, briefs.

 

Here's one now.

"Gas is dangerous. It can blow up. Do not let gas blow up."

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:15 | 4757529 hangemhigh77
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Everything he says to the rest of the board starts with........ "my dad says................"

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:18 | 4757535 hangemhigh77
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The only good thing that could come out of this is he could be sitting in Kiev when Russia drops the nuke.  Now that's a plus.  Hopefully Dad will be visiting at the time.

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:20 | 4757544 hangemhigh77
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Let me get this straight we overthrew a country's government to get this guy a job?  Wow.  I'd like Brazil please.  Where do I apply?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:32 | 4757579 oooBooo
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I don't think a resume like that would be possible even for three people who didn't sleep.

How many jobs does he have at the same time there? I stopped counting.  Must be super human or these are half hour a week jobs.

 

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:34 | 4757585 DeFeralCat
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Maybe he is a really good softball player and they need him to play shortstop for their Wednesday night beer league?

Tue, 05/13/2014 - 22:44 | 4757626 ChargingHandle
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Well you don't say. Noting can shock me these days. 

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 00:00 | 4757795 nosoeawe
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since when did reggie love get skin bleaching?

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 00:23 | 4757839 Cacete de Ouro
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Aha.... I now realize who this R Hunter Biden reminds me of

The Johnny cab driver from Total Recall. Same dumb smile and glass eyes, even same blue grey suit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JHfSL-PoJ4&sns=em

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 00:56 | 4757890 Schmuck Raker
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“Don’t pocket the potatoes”. An anti-theft sign in a Vancouver community garden. Credit: Ian Young

It’s springtime in Vancouver, and the urban agrarians are out in force, tilling the community gardens that have become a trademark of the city and helped make it an epicentre of the locavore food movement.

Kale, organic garlic and heritage tomatoes are sprouting in gardens scattered in parks and public lots across the region. The tasty young offerings have brought out the pests, too: Cabbage moths, aphids and, if a recent report is to be believed, the Common Chinese Garden Pilferer.

The Richmond News last week devoted a feature to the subject of theft from community gardens by members of Richmond’s majority Asian community, “particularly older generation new immigrants from China”. Such gardens are generally unfenced and open for the admiration of all - but their crops are not for public consumption.

The distinction is lost on some, the Richmond News reported." For people from a Western culture, the idea of someone helping themselves to the lovingly grown vegetables and plants in a stranger’s garden is abhorrent and nothing short of theft,” the newspaper claimed. “For some Asian cultures … if there are no fences around a community garden, then the stuff growing in it is just that, for the community.”

There are 75 community gardens scattered across the city of Vancouver, with a further eight in the satellite city of Richmond. Richmond’s gardens are all managed by the Richmond Food Security Society, which allocates lots in exchange for a small rental fee. Gardeners are required to maintain and farm their own plot, as well as spend 15 hours a year on the general activities required to keep the scheme up and running.

Despite the workload, there is no shortage of would-be urban farmers, with a waitlist of 150 people for Richmond’s 300 or so lots. 

Colin Dring, executive director of the Richmond Food Security Society, said the city’s  community gardeners came from a range of cultural backgrounds, and he couldn’t be sure that there was less awareness of community garden etiquette in the Chinese community. “We haven’t explicitly examined the issue in detail and most of the information is anecdotal,” Dring said. “We’ve had Chinese community gardeners having stuff stolen by other Chinese, there’s definitely that. It’s not a one sided story, with a Western gardener trying to deal with someone [stealing] who is ethnically different.”

But Dring conceded that cultural differences sometimes came into play. “There’s definitely more work to be done with engagement, particularly understanding how different cultures view public space,” he said. “When you label something as a public park, or a sharing space, or a community garden…those language nuances mean different things to different groups.”

Dring - who studied psychology and environmental science, and whose mother was born in Beijing -  said his background helped give him an awareness that stereotyping may be at play in depictions of Chinese as inveterate crop snatchers. “In many ways [anecdotal information about Chinese thefts] just reinforces stereotypes. People will concentrate all their efforts on one group but the reality is that these thefts happen across all demographics in our community,” he said.

“My psychology training kicks in when I say that people look for things that confirm their world views. It’s a challenge. Without having opportunities for cross dialogue, it’s difficult to get to the root of why anybody is going into a public space and taking food or plants or ornaments.”

He said he was not aware of a greater level of theft in Richmond’s community gardens, compared to those in Vancouver city. “Anywhere that has community gardens experiences theft…it may be that we [in Richmond] have a more engaged community of gardeners and they are spending more time out there and they notice it more and are more vocal. No matter where you have community gardens, theft is occurring.”

The Hongcouver blog is devoted to the hybrid culture of its namesake cities: Hong Kong and Vancouver. All story ideas and comments are welcome. Connect with me by email ian.young@scmp.com or on Twitter, @ianjamesyoung70.

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Wed, 05/14/2014 - 01:58 | 4757960 acrabbe
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It's here. We are living it and it's beginning to get pretty un fucking believable. The ultimate middle finger. I'm sure there are more to come. This also confirms that most of the average useless eaters have been consuming their own insides for so long as a result of having their heads shoved so far up their own rectums that if you highlight this particular issue and ask them how they feel about it they will literally respond "i don't see the problem. Isn't he qualified? Good for him!" ...confirming that you are the only human conscious at a vampire blood orgy. Like a rapist running rampant.  Rule of Law, Human Rights, Sanity. All of that shit is evaporating fast. Things are going to get Strange in the near future. It's almost like they know that the End is coming so "WHO GIVES A FUCK what we do now?" It's like the husband who is banging broads in his own house in front of his wife and kids because he knows he is about to leave and/or kill himself and has lost his marbles. Scary, but Liberating. With all of this open skullduggery and villainy I am almost gaining respect for the fucking balls on these guys. Are they human? Are they mortal?

Or maybe collectively we are really just a bunch of fucking idiots. Yeah I think that's it. Time to switch sides? Shaking my head in disbelief. If there's no blowback or uproar from this then we are truly in times when a man can force his own destiny through the mendacity of his actions, for those in power are clowns and cutthroats while the people are naked, newborn and stupid.

Am I the only one who is a little sour that he didn't just give in to his bastard inclinations and live a raping, robbing and gluttunous life of conquest and plunder? Just a little... I have no regrets, I'm a good guy. But sometimes it feels like the real joke is on US. The world gives credence to the claims of spirituality; that the flesh is false. Beer rant.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 01:55 | 4757966 Son of Loki
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"Corruption never sleeps."

 

... or is that "Money never sleeps?"

I forget.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 06:28 | 4758120 tom a taxpayer
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Hunter is hungry like a wolf. He's on the prowl.

Scary.

Hide the women, chldren, and silverware.

Don't smile and expose any gold tooth.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 03:27 | 4758026 NuYawkFrankie
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re Joe Biden's Son Joins Board Of Largest Ukraine Gas Producer

Your Tax Dollars at "work" - all FIVE BILLION of 'em.  Mission Accomplished.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 03:28 | 4758033 CHX
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Meet Corny Crony

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 04:05 | 4758049 Holocaustofpoor...
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Bidens Son........says all of the intentions of the US govenment . his sons CV by the way contains a lot of crap. Seems he achieved 6 titles a week. Must be a Hugh arselicker.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 05:40 | 4758099 kurt
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This could morph into a real mess. Say bombs do fly. Say some tragedy puts the VP in the hot seat, then say local chieftans chop off junior's head and blame it on the Russians or they hostage him, the son of a serving president in the midst of a shooting war. Do you think he'd be clear headed or would he push every button he could get his hands on?

Do you think Junior would actually maintain a physical office as chief GasBoy in the Ukraine?

This would be a first if he will be physically there vs a phone in job. Maybe we should recommend jobs for Boener Jr. McCain Jr. Graham Jr. the entire Congress Jr. 

Then, in a flash we'd be rid of a pox on our future generations.

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 06:15 | 4758114 Bernoulli
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Wanna know what's really funny?
Which German media do you think reported about this news and when?

Die Zeit - 15 Minutes ago (that means they put the article in their online publication today, at 11:50 a.m. on Wednesday 14 April 2014) --> quite important weekly newspaper
Freie Welt - 30 Minutes ago --> small alternative internet news-site
Deutsche Wirtschaftnachrichten - 10 hours ago --> good alternative website but really small with focus on the economy
Radio Utopie (!) - 13 hours ago --> hell, I didn't know these guys, I'm gonna listen to them from now on!

The others? The big ones? The important ones?

Bild? No
Süddeutsche Zeitung? No
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung? No
Die Welt? No
Frankfurter Rundschau? No
Der Tagesspiegel? No
Handelsblatt? No
die tageszeitung? No
Spiegel? No
Stern? No
Focus? No
Wirtschaftswoche? No
Manager Magazin? No

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