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The Most And Least Expensive Places In The World For A Cheap Date
Every year Deutsche Bank releases its fascinating index of real-time prices around the world which looks at the cost of various goods and services from a purchase-price parity basis. And as we did last year, we focus on one specific subindex: that looking at the price of "cheap dates" around the world.
The index consists of i) a standard bouquet of roses, ii) cab rides, iii) pizza, iv) a soft drink, v) two movies tickets and vi) a couple of beers. While once again there is no data on the "hit rate" of said basket in culminating with a desired date "end goal", what is clear is that the disparity between the most (London ) and least expensive (Mumbai) place for a cheap date is vast, at nearly five times, yet the difference continue to surge (the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, but all want to procreate) and is nearly double the 250% difference observed just one year ago.
And as an appendix, those lucky enough to succeed with the "cheap date" cocktail above will be curious to know the relative price in USD of a pack of Marlboro cigarettes across the world. The most expensive place to buy smokes is once again down under, while for the second year in a row one can't beat the Philippines price for a back of 'Boros.
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Less dates for me then
he stated as though he had any say in the matter...
Smart hookers love their satoshis.
fonestar suck my fucking dick you herb
Hahaha! You must be new here! fonestar never goes away or gets banned! fonestar ban all you just like he did the rest!
Looks like this Vanilla needs to get to Manila!
The dates in India are cheap because they just rape the girls?
With what I pay out, they can buy their own cigs.
And I don't need to flower or feed them.
Jus' Sayin'
Get off of my face, you bitches.
Wel Malaysia looks cool....so long as you aren't flying....
just sayin'
fonestar aint gonna ban me you fuck boy.
Now, now. No need to get vulgar, aggresive or to advertise your homosexual preferences.
"Smart hookers love their satoshis."
I would suggest the hooker get the bitcoin up front, but It might decrease in value by the time services have been rendered (even if it only takes Foney 60 second to finish).
At least the STDs will be untraceable.
I need feminism because I need the womyn to pay her fair share. The liberal utopia is here!
look, if you just weren't so bitter and just treated me like a real man would then everything would be fine.
Women want equality in everything in society except when it comes to the dirty work and dealing with bullshit.
Men are strangely left to to go it all alone. Do the heavy lifting and set them up all nice and cozy to make their discretional choices that either end up making or breaking you.
Been down that road. See if I ever give some woman the power to compromise me emotionally again in my life. Irresponsible & ignorant hens.
@JLee Detroit's your ticket. $10 for half & half.
Crack Ho's be hungry.
Seems to me the folks in Mumbai & New Delhi are spending less on dates (less inflation there) and more on precious metals (premiums always high). Who has their priorities correct now ?
How's about at date to Kiev for chicken and fireworks?
Seems easy on the wallet.....unless you are the IMF, of course.
Hmmmmm, Chicken Kiev.....
Chicken Cordon Bleu is much better!
How about a divorce cost index? Child support index? But to cut it all off a condom cost index would be fine.
We don't want to procreate, we just want the sex.
Not Japanese chicks. (Remember? Only a few months ago we covered this topic on ZH)
We all know what a "date" costs in Columbia, at least for the [un]secret [dis]service:
http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/people/secret-service-prostitution...
Hoes be havin a salad in the UK. Damn!
Tue, 05/13/2014 - 15:26 | 4756056FieldingMellish
We don't want to procreate, we just want the sex.
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Get a vasectomy and you can have all the sex you want without liability.
vii) 2 packs of ribbed condoms
viii) gender test for dating partner
"but all want to procreate"
How quickly we forget the (multiple) articles on ZH a few months back wherein it was revealed that many Japanese chicks do not want to procreate and, in fact, find the entire concept of sexual intercourse absolutely repulsive.
Exactly. All men want to procreate. Not all dates end with sex. Just ask my wife.
Mexico still looks reasonable.
Does a Tijuana Donkey show count as a date venue? Better than most shit in the theaters north of the "boarder".
I use that last term loosly.
Nailed it.
Ummm, I hope you're not talking about the donkey...
Why? fuckit. How much for the donkey, too? Probably still cheaper...
Who needs Donkeys when you can have the Ping Pong Ball show
Who goes on dates? I just invite people over and we fuck.
Let me check with my wife.
Negative. Don't take it personal. It's not a 'you' thing, it's just a no in general.
Because of my means, my only chance is #17, Moscow. Index; 69.4 The women who are less expensive than Moscovites are all third whirlys. As a young man, I lived in Chicago and took the taste of the third world girls there, in many shades of dark.
I know some folks who were there recently. Most Russian women are dying for a man, any many who isn't a habitual drunk and actually has a job. There are tons of incredibly beautiful women who are dying for a good relationship. Just think, you'll get a chance to learn Russian.
In Shanghai and Hong Kong you can buy your date for a fraction of the cost.
even when you figure in the exchange rate and the clinic tab for the clap?
Have condoms arrived in Indiana yet?
nah. not yet. ain't Christian like.
I order Magnums from Amazon.....
haha what is this?
Goddamn it Banzai! You beat me to it! ;)
You gotta admire her "TEAM AMERICA (Fuck yeah!) spirit, with that getup. Yikes.
Wonder if she'd sing the "Star Spangled Banner" while I worked her nickel slot...if I threw in a few extra bucks?
Wow. Smoking monks. Is "Miller Time" kosher in Buddism as well?
Even ciggies are less deadly than self-immolation.
yeah, theres that. More fun too.
Lends a whole new meaning to "Light one up..."
Hmm.
A cheap divorce and a cheap flight to the Phillipines, I can handle the rest from there.
Filipina NSFW: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ossiehermosisima/
Junked by the Flaming Nun
Or, perhaps, the Flaming None. And you know what that's NONE of...
By these measures, China's currency is undervalued by about 50%, which means, if it were properly valued, China's economy is in fact larger then ours already.
Pretty certain the cheap smokes in Manilla are "Marlvoro's".
slumdog millionaire
Roses? Fuck that!
Roses are for moms. What's a small bag of this and a small bag of that?
Cheap date: a porno and a six pack.
I need to open an establishment in Manila, with hookers and cheap smokes and blackjack.
On second thoughts forget the smokes....and the blackjack.
(c) Bender Bending Rodriguez
Hey, that's my line!
third world pussy ;) not the hottest but it gets the job done.
"the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, but all want to procreate"
I think what you meant to say is "copulate" not procreate. Triggered by the declining mariage and birth rate stats that were recently announced, I took the time to link the births per 1000 population per year by country from Wikipedia from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_birth_rate and GDP per capita from http://ghdx.healthmetricsandevaluation.org/record/gross-domestic-product-gdp-estimates-country-1950-2015
The correlation is -.4 . It becomes almost -.6 if you take the middle eastern oil states out.
Demographics is destiny. Of 204 countries, you have to get to #91 on the list at 19 births per 1000 population per year (Israel) to find a Western democracy and #121 (Ireland) at 16 to find a European country. The USA and Britain are even lower at 12.8 and 12.7. Japan and South Korea, near the bottom at less than 9 each.
Per capita Global Product will be in decline. The world is and will become poorer and more hostile to Western and Christian interests. There will be fewer inovators, artists, skilled craftsmen, and productive workers. Within two or three generations, the world will be a savage, primitive hell hole with the remaining enclaves of civilization spending ever more resources in desperate attempts to protect themselves and care for their elderly.
Maybe the Singularity will save us in time, maybe not.
Where Turkey at?
How much does it cost to turn her anus into a used fan-belt?
Just askin'...
Yes,
Melbourne Australia is a complete rip off......
Funny thing about New New Zealand is that all hookers cost about the same amount (around NZ$180 per hour for condom sex) it doesn't matter if she's the freshest eighteen year old white cutie or a worn out fifty year old poly cross. Go figure?
Unions dude... strong in NZ
At least Indonesia's Gerber, diapers, and 20k-rupiah-in-the-piggy-bank crowd gets to enjoy their rock-bottom cig prices: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4c_wI6kQyE
alcohol is all you need in chicago
Hillary only takes me to the finest NYC restaurants - always "on the house" (or she'd have the joints "Benghazi'ed")
So far, so good right? But before you say "WINNING!", it's the de-lousing afterwards that costs me.