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"Faith" in America's central planners goes from the sublime to the ridiculous...
h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer
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What a bunch of fuckups.
That's right. ..I checked my calendar and everyday is now Tuesday
This has the same credibility of Angelina Jolie walking into some show somewhere (lead photo on Drudge, no I don't follow here, other than to know she probably would be arrested if she had as many dogs as she has kids) and having white powder on her face and it dropping onto a carpet and her makeup people saying they screwed up.
For thew Love Of Fucking Sanity, Please God (whom or whatever you are) please strike these people down!
Angelina Jolie needs to up her game to twerkin.
(And go all skin & bones anorexic, of course)
What I can't figure out (And this is all from reading the front pages of the Enquirer, News of the World and so on at the grocery store checkout lanes... is good fun.. especially when you strike up conversations with strangers about how talented Miley Cyrus is, etc... ) is what the fuck Brad Pitt was doing with Jennifer Aniston.
scratching nuts, wondering wondering wondering
First Rule, we don't talk about Fight Club ;-)
LOL
Jenifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fighting to the death in a swimming pool of Jello.
Now that would get the old CNN ratings back up!
Brad Pitt did pretty well for himself... considering he's basically just a stoner from Missouri ;)
He went to journalism school?
Yup. Journalism and Advertising. Like I said, a stoner from Missouri.
Wait, I've been away cooking bacon, whats the matter with stoners again? ;-)
Whoa!?!... nothing wrong with stoners nmewn. Rastafari -_-
Both of those are my greenies my man ;-)
I'm a big fan of hockey. But I never learned to skate. Bitches.
you are a taint boil that never goes away
Hey! I'm a stoner from Missouri...or at least I was forty years ago, and yes I attended that dreaded University of Missouri and walked past the communist school of Journalism every day. Of course I was just taking brain dissolving courses in math and sciences. If I hadn't been such a stoner I might have realized the potential of that giant stack of Fortran cards I was packing around. I eventually had to leave as it was the only way to get free of the drugs that saturated a college town in the seventies.
My college computer was a CDC 6400....we learned Fortran in Engineering...I had those boxes of cards...I hated them because I do not type very well..and I always made a mistake..and we could only run our programs 2 or 3 times before they kicked us out...I passed..but many long nights in the computer room...
Yes, computers seemed so useless back then. So much work to solve relatively simple problems. At the time it seemed like we were doing everything the hard way. Fifty years later and I realize I have been doing everything the hard way ever since.
Give um a break, they get their data from equifax, just like the fed and everyone else
I would trust them to run the biggest economy in the world.
I thought it was a TurboTax datd series derivative
Matches CO2 - must mean global warming causes GDP recoveries. Where's my PHD!?
I'm freaking out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWDJX0pYXbc
weather! Weather screwed up everything! too cold and then too hot!
Well, as the wise Sphinx said once: The worse it was the better it must be.
No margin for error there!...lol.
Swinging for the fences every time.
Is this stuff gettin' wobbly, er whut?
Maybe it's just me....
No more Ativan, Thorazine, Vicodin, Quaalude and vodka enemas for you, son!
Look mommy, daddy just melted!
You're so far out there that the bay in san fran has no more room for kayaks.
Amazing ain't it?...lol.
The bean counters did an audit on our department today (we were 99% by the way) and in the spreadsheet they passed around there were so many misspellings I found it almost unreadable. Bean counters.
Hey, here ya go, I know you love this shit about the whackos living around me...
"When a 62-year-old St. Johns County woman decided she didn’t like the sort of people who had been living next door, a bulldozer solved the problem.
Except the demolished trailer wasn’t hers."
http://members.jacksonville.com/news/crime/2014-05-08/story/police-upset-neighbors-st-johns-woman-bulldozes-their-mobile-home
We take this community watch thingy serious down here ;-)
con
sent
...fidence
trary
way twitty
...densation
...sious denial of reality
How the hell do you expect them to sell anything if they tell the truth?!
Of course they expect a banner quarter and year. There has NEVER been a better time to buy.
And here, kiddies is a place that people used to call Echo Point which was later discovered to really be where Satan was talking inside people's heads ...
That guys real too, started wit me at 7 years dropping out the sky at night, woke just before i hit, thought it was joke back then, today not so much. I hear if you don't wake up, you actually die. Even I almost didn't get out of those cement boots back in 07.
wake me up when we hit ludicrous speed
Did that at a camp out in 94, you rode by like a witch on a bike.
As the pundits YELL, "the stock market discounts FUTURE earnings" What an idiots game.
These fucking guys have been spending too much time in the choom wagon with Zero behind the Out(White) House.
Fake it until you make it. Lie until they die.