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The Department of Agriculture Launches Proposal To Purchase Submachine Guns
Submitted by Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
The following solicitation from the U.S. Department of Agriculture almost defies belief. We’ve seen this type of bizarre behavior before, but it has mostly originated from the American Gestapo, aka the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). I highlighted this trend early last year in my post: Department of Homeland Security to Purchase 7,000 “Assault Weapons”.
Here’s a screenshot of the solicitation from the Department of Agriculture (click on the image to get to the source page):
What is so important to understand about the current war/civil unrest cycle that the world has now entered into is that it will affect different regions and nations differently. It appears tensions in the Ukraine/Russia region and the Asia/Pacific may rather quickly erupt into a war amongst nation-states. This could ultimately lead to a world war. For the United States region, I predict more of a rebellion and civil unrest scenario that consists of the status quo versus the people. I also think its obvious the status quo knows this, which is why they are stealing everything in sight and setting up a total surveillance state. Things are going to get dicey, but the status quo is in the wrong and they will need to be tossed aside peacefully.
The solicitation can be found here.
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Fuck the GOV.
GOV = THE ENEMY
Will Department of Agriculture have it's own Seal Tesm Six?
The guns will be needed when the frankencrops mutate and turn on their human creators.
This seems appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebfLWAB8bY4
Maybe they want them to use against Cliven Bundy because his cattle are eating up all the Fed's grass.
fuck the .gov!
.org all the way!
These motherfuckers are preparing for war, and it's not against the Russians.
“ two shot burts”..
.. but how many shot ernies ?
Anyone willing to give them what they want?
It's time to stand up and stop being willing accomplices.
I'm thinking that what happened at the Bundy ranch has something to do with this. People aren't just getting pissed off about BLM, they're also getting pissed off at abusive government thugs who harass small local farmers. The writing is on the wall. They are intent on unjustly forcing their will upon people.
I have always said THEY will force IT on US.
If they attack-- and They have to attack First for US to be on the moral high ground, do not stop with halfway measures.
The last thing I EVER want to do is fire on The Flag.
However, I will uphold My Oath.
*****
'55 was a good year for lakecity AP.
This is how we are preparing up here in the northern Rockies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpURk1E3Q9c#t=447
Great video.
USDA has their fingers in a lot of pies and not just cow pies.
Food Stamps and the Forest Service are in there.
It looks like each sub-agency has their own cops and commissars.
Actually, it looks like ALL government agencies now have cops and commissars.
Der fuhrer is keeping his promise.
“…a civilian security force just as powerful and just as strong…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2yGzHfy7s
The USDA is made up of the same people that every other civilian government organization is; a bunch of middle aged overweight ninnie paper pushers who I'm sure the majority of, have not ever fired a gun. So if this gun purchase is real, I'm sure it's to spread the purchases across multiple agencies to avoid scrutiny from somewhere. My guess is they're hoarding them for the thousands of Russian soldiers coming in to this country every year that will be the "International Peace Keeping Force" when martial law is declared.
They're to shoot insects, mainly mosquitoes, and there's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZvT3MHpffk
I disagree. It's mad cow disease. Have you ever gone up against a mad cow unarmed? It's not pretty.
Just a few thoughts (for the always lurking anti-gunners out there).
Who conducts the background checks on .gov and its employees who will have these guns? Other .gov employees, perhaps? Personally, I think they're a little lax on the logic in that respect, seventeen trillion in debt isn't exactly the pinnacle of sanity.
And do these Dept. of Agriculture sub-guns come with a little stamp marked USDA Prime affixed under the barrel like a mini bayonet for that clandestine night work at the slaughter house? ;-)
Always a fun one:
"Do you own a gun?"
"Why NO! Of course not!"
"Then how are you going to take mine away?"
lol...good one, a .40 doesn't have the same knock down power at distance as the .308. I guess "the plan" is to get close, dress all in black & look very intimidating.
Plans are a great thing, as long as everyone cooperates with "the plan" ;-)
Submachine guns typically use handgun ammo and are for squad use in close quarters urban combat. Not really appropriate for a law enforcement scenario on agricultural land.
Not quite sure what they have in mind.
So, a student is in my office and another walks in...shortly after the latest mass shooting. First student knows me well, second is trying to start up a debate after asking all the questions he needed to ask to get prepped for the next class. So, he says "Dr. Wong, you don't have one of those assault rifles, do you?" I tell him, "No, I don't have ONE." Clueless student leaves. Student who knows me busts out laughing...
So- a college professor has not one, but multiple assault rifles, huh? Why'd you call them "assault rifles"? Where I come from, they are simply called personal self-defense apparatus.
I am not your student, I am your teacher, and you are failing miserably. Take note. You will thank me later.
"Everybody got a plan, 'til they get punched in the mouth." -Mike Tyson
"i don't have to. You're standing on my land mine, sir..."
"Mr. Tweedy: 'Mrs Tweedy, the chickens are revolting!'
Mrs Tweedy: 'Finally, something we can agree on!'" -- Chicken Run
'They're organized, I tell ya.'
Gotta protect that GMO corn to keep the high fructose corn syrup flowing.
-Chumblez.
fascism on all fronts. dept of ___ locked and loaded for you soul...
40 days and 40 nights til a victor:)
And 40 caliber too...guess all that 40 cal ammo bought up a while back is going to be put to use.
Sub guns are for room clearing in the no-knock raids when they come for your non-GMO corn seed.
http://rockymountaincorn.com/
Machine gun fire would be a great way to aerate the soil. A little hard on the earth worms though.
most rapid fire is a total waste after first shot...
Does not really matter if you are not paying for the ammo.
+ 1000 Bangin7
Let's hope the Frankencrops aren't bullet proof
The better question is: will their Team 6 be systematically killed off?
Well, it's the Dept of Agriculture, so it will be called Meal Team Six.
Brilliant!
Steal Team Six.
Yes, it's called Sheep Team 6.
Thats baaaaaad
Seal Team Porky.
ROTFL!
SNAP team
Hey. Get with the program. This is the War on Big Fruit. We don't win this, we become a banana republic. I couldn't give a fig what ya think. We win, everything will be peachy. It is time to grow a pear. This is a plum opportunity. We must bring down the mandarins. We also must win the War on Big Vegetables or we will be squashed.
Sounds like a tutti fruity, banana peel explanation to me;)
USDA's new slogan:
"Be fruitful - don't vegetate."
"The U.S. Department of Agriculture, Office of Inspector General, located in Washington, DC, pursuant to the authority of FAR Part 13, has a requirement for the commerical acquisition of submachine guns, .40 Cal. S&W, ambidextrous safety, semi-automatic or 2 shot burts trigger group,"
Thats what thought they meant...burps...course, this is going to lead to some serious infighting with the EPA who is desperately trying to regulate that.
I say, arm both sides ;-)
Thomas that is some funny shit...maybe the all-time funniest comment ever here on the ZH. Thank you for putting a fun light on some seriously screwy stuff.
Heil Amerika!
Not government, but the state. Gov is just people seeking enlightenment. Out Job is to enlighten
Not government, but the state. Gov is just people seeking enlightenment. Out Job is to enlighten
They are coming to get your ass. They will get theirs handed to them. It will be unpleasant to all
I dunno about "2 shot Burts", but I hear Full-auto Ernie is the bomb.
Nice.
It's for the prison guards watching the prisoners work the fields at the stalag
Clearly, the poor dears have to defend themselves,
from the wild and wily attack squash.
"You selling raw milk motherfuckers? Pussies on the pavement!!"
And the man eating cabbage.
I have some Navajo squash that I'll be cultivating. It's a vining type and I'm going to train it to grow in noose shapes.
If you could get some Triffids started they will
keep the USDA tied up.
it's getting damn spooky....
...... Yeah,.... Something sure stinks in Denmark.
It's simple really, those Tea-Partiers just might not be hoeing the collective turnip field fast enough.
The grassroots Tea Party movement is dead. All that remains is a front for the GOP.
The true tea party people are not dead, just keeping their powder dry. We see the corruption that organizations cultivate. With this kind of gunning up of every government agency, it is quite apparent that the only approach will be that of our forefathers of the revolution....guerrilla war. Carry no flag, present no target. Avoid group identity....even posting here has its risks.
Gotta protect themselves from the radical eco terrorists. There are a whole lot of uninformed people with wild conspiracy theories about the health benefits of organic non-GMO produce and raw milk. YOU HAVE TO THINK OF OUR CHILDREN. GOD SAVE THE USDA!
If they're lookin to round up the farmers, they'll need way more guns.
Ah, the agricultural sub-machine gun, a fine traditional tool that instantly evokes romantic memories of yesteryear...
Golodomor?
Certainly looks like they're using the same playbook.
The Ukranian peasants were disarmed first before being starved.
Mental note...
They've tried to come for our guns. It's flat out not going to happen in this country. Disarmament means civil war, no ifs, ands, ors or buts about it. 20 years ago, people were willing to put up with the Brady bill. Today, they'll ignore the law.
If any DHS guys are reading this, I have a pretty good idea that your thugs would be going around disarming people in the event of an emergency. That makes them targets.
Restrictions on ownership followed by
registration of owners followed by
criminalization of noncompliance followed by
Warrants and arrest of those criminals individually
each a labeled dangerous armed criminal, with the public demanding their incarceration immediately (with a gentle prodding of the media for sure)
Eventual complete illegalization of all private weapons for the demonstrably dangerous (all those unregistered gun owners) nature of guns.
What was it my dad always said..."as long as you live under my roof, you will do as I say!" and it is quickly becoming apparent that America is "their" roof as with the BLM and NSA owning us land and word.
Thanks to the Patriot Act they no longer need additional legislation, all that is required is to label you a terrorist and poof all rights go out the window. They're much more concerned about people that understand the ponzi than anyone toting a gun in Iraq.
Ag Dept's acronym also stands for "Dead On Arrival." Hope they keep that in mind.
playbook maybe but not the dictionary. this 'official' document has misspelled commercial, burst, and collapsible. what's the odds they can shoot? im a farmer and we know how to spell And shoot. who the f**k are these people? one thing they aren't-they aren't us...
I am wondering who in the Department of Agriculture is going want to take point. They can order all the submachine guns they want, but really, who would be willing to risk their life for a job at the Department of Agriculture?
And soon to be scenes like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAr-CULUb6E
"HQ? Tell Commander Zero we have wiped out the last of the Capitalist Farmers!"
Forward!
Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ
Put down that raw milk and step away, or I'll shoot!
Um, yeah, sorry Aggie guys, you don't need subguns.
It's hard to tell what a desperate man might do,
with unpasteurized goat cheese.
This was a big issue in VA recently. I shit you not.
In the land of the free it is criminal to provide wellness for ones self, the system knows better and was put in place to tell you what's good for you and how to live your life. Please continue to conform to the system that has been provided for you in everyone's best interest to maintain control. Now eat your GMO's, vaccinate your children and remember to keep sucking down that aspartame like a good citizen, we promise to make the earth pretty again after you're gone.
Sincerely,
Your criminal government in charge :)
They want to outlaw guns more for our dependency than their fear of us. Everything is about our dependency and they are willing to burn this thing down to the ground to ensure it.
They have to protect themselves from feral sheep and mad cows when the Walmart EBT runs out of funds.
Bulls make money, bears make money, feral hogs get slaughtered...
by USDA agents with semi automatic sub machine guns, and apparently at night with those tritium sights and the flashlight rail. Less witnesses, I suppose.
i want to get me some RPG's (just in case) you can Never be too well Armed..
I hope these fucks get what they want. Every gov't employee will be packing a submachine gun under his/her skirt. It will be difficult at first to figure out who the enemy is. When everyone is shooting at you, it will be a matter of who has the biggest and baddest weapons. I hope to fuck I don't have to engage these monsters. But if I do, I'll use something with a little better range than a 40 cal.
On the bright side, when TSHTF there will be a LOT of very nice 40 caliber subguns out there that will be relatively easy to take.
Dude, you use Your arms to get Their arms.
So far, these fascists have only attacked unarmed/unwilling to fire citizens. At some point, they may throw all civility aside, they may attack! Stand Ready, but hold your fire, no matter the pressure, until you know they are going to kill you.
God Forbid, but when they find their wives and childrens' heads on a stake, they are gonna have to make a decision. When they find their last patrol dismembered and organized into piles of legs, arms, torsos, etc. They will have to think. That is Moral Terror I was taught back in the day. My God, you .gov people do not need to start this on your own people!!
These people have never fought a war. They have no idea what they are asking for. After 40 years, nightmares do not go away, they just recede....
Let us pray this does NOT happen.
"When you have nothing left to lose, make sure the Other Guy loses it First."
--LC55
Government employees are fighting to keep their jobs and retirement....just like the rest of us.
"but the status quo is in the wrong and they will need to be tossed aside peacefully."
You got to be shitting me. Tossed aside peacefully by whom?
Those farmers are such a dangerous lot!
THIS is what tyranny looks like!
sbenard Those farmers are such a dangerous lot!
THIS is what tyranny looks like!
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It's about controlling the food supply chain in the event of an all out national crisis. These posts about farmers are silly. The DOT is in on it too as well as other agencies.
Dept of Ag and Dept of Transport will not be able to control the supply of food in a national emergency if that emergency is an insurrection. Long supply routes and asymetric warfare favour those doing the uprising.
Half the posters on this forum could make thermite if they so chose. Same with ANFO, IEDs, boobytraps, concealed drop pits, punji sticks etc.
How will they transport food if the rails have been cut by thermite and the roads are lined with IEDs?
Just about everyone here also has some rope and a lamppost in the street. Or car tyres and petrol (necklacing).
That isn't even factoring that half the posters have guns, probably more than enough guns to share with the other half. They will be outnumbered 100 to 1.
After the first few hundred Dept of Ag employees end up dancing at the end of a rope, shot full of lead or are turned into crispy critters the rest will jump ship or hunker down. Either way they will control squat.
Not too forget the ZH article a couple of years ago discussing the best self-defense/martial arts disciplines for a SHTF scenario. I for one finally decided to do something I'd always wanted to do but never found the time and picked a discipline from the ZH article--Hapkido. Now I am a couple of belts away from a black belt, in better shape in my early 40s then I was a decade ago, and have the muscle memory and confidence to react to different attacks with defensive and offensive options. Not much help if a stormtrooper gets to unload 30 rounds from 50-ft away, but certainly offers some tactical choices for a close-in ambush ;)
"Necklacing " ???
Hey, wasn't that the favorite pastime of South Africa when coach Mandella was running the show ?
Hey!...you can't talk about commies like that around here! ;-)
Mandela was still in prison when the necklacings were going on.
The issue is the inherent animosity between the Zulu's (IFP) and Xhosa's (ANC).
I'd not waste gasoline crisping them up. Use wood fire. Also study up on what parts are safe to eat, now that's agriculture!
That's ok. I have extra cash coming in July and I'm in the market for new hardware myself.
Everyone can see what's coming. It'll be "interesting" to see how this will go down. Good luck to all and whether you believe or not, God Bless
You seriously cannot ever have enough.
Thanks for the reminder USDA.
I'm going gun shopping this summer myself. I was planning on only getting one thing, but it looks like I'll be getting a few new things, including reloading supplies.
Everyone should known at least one person who can reload, ideally yourself.
Ammo bursts, the latest in corn harvesting technology.
it must be for plowing for sure
edit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tambov_Rebellion
food confiscation
This is one of most alarming posts I've seen on this site, if this doesn't qualify as a declaration of war on the American people I don't know what does. Maybe they can pull themselves away from the NBA playoffs to figure this one out.
Hoboland Security
Staffed by hobosexuals who want nothing more than to grope your fruit bowl.
Just in case they go Bananas! :)
Light sub-machine guns in .40?
Not planning to aim much? Just spray?
I think they're intending to share with the DHS using .40S&W 180 grain HST's in their Glocks...or the feds are standardizing.
Ya'll best have some handguns that shoot .40 too....
Interesting. Does every dep have people qualified to man these type of machines? Or are their skills on par with their spelling abilities in the ad?
Spin the barrel off, punch the chamber forward for the 10mm. More power! Some don't like the 10mm, but I really like it for a hiking weapon.
avoid Albuqueque, New Mexico
just sayin'
caliber might fit, but the extra power of a 10mm with a new barrel might crack the entire receiver.
We all know what's coming.
And all we are doing is sitting here waiting for it. like
sitting ducks.
The best defense , is a good offense.
Let them get the weapons ,then take them.
Actually, I have my eye on a surplus APC parked behind the police station of one of the towns I drive through everyday.
However, it has rubber tires which are starting to dry rot but they'll probably still burn just fine ;-)
There is no offensive tact except defense. They are hoping and praying for people to take the offense. All they need is the excuse. We should have tried the offensive tact a 100 years ago.
Dig in. Make them come for you. They will pay dearly.
Fuck peacefully unless it includes cutting heads off---fast.
Monsanto's army?
Their potato guns just weren't very intimidating.
monsanto allready has its army:
blackwater.
Some cadres you may face will be organized, team-sync-ed and deadly. These you will have to ID and surveil first. They will have to be neutralized either in one big Boom! or followed and neutralized 1 by 1.
Those raw milk selling domestic terrorist are going to get theirs now!
I hope that I don't get shot for selling my "all natural" veggies at the local farmers market. I can't use the term "Organic" because apparently the USDA has copyrighted that label.
This is one I time I will defend the fuckers. Organic produce is expensive to produce and it sells for a premium as you well know. If any old asshole(not you) could label gmo poison as organic, they would all do it. The organic standards protect against immoral dickheads. If they stopped it tomorrow, every box on the shelf would be labeled organic.
Still not clear as to why USDA need submachine guns, or for that matter, ANY guns.
The USDA can always outsource their services to protect food cargo traveling by train.
China signs mega Africa rail deal
Isn't EBT administered through the USDA? It's probably nothing.
food stamps = SNAP
no food stamps = SNAPped peeps
SNAPped peeps = crowds around USDA assets
hungry crowds searching for the "hand" that feeds;
crowds make for easy culling ...
I thought the Nobel peace prize winning president would want us turning our swords into plowshares, not trade in your GMO modified food profits and buy submachinguns to put down the peasantry. We have definitely entered opposite world.
Think Piers Morgan failed attempt.
The KULAKS must be eliminated as a class.
-- Joe Stalin
Of course they need submachine guns.
You know, corn stalks.
Don't forget the corn uprising last season.
My corn is uprising as I type. I'm so proud of it.
Why I see nothing wrong with that, move along folks, nothing to see here. (Rolling eyes).
From back when we had quality TeeVee shows...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_KdE_zBCE4
I assume they are doing this because they plan on seizing every family farm in America when the dollar collapses. But Monanto's farms will remain undisturbed.
When the dollar collapses, the farms that use Monsanto are going to have a difficult time running their equipment and shipping their shit unless we figure out a way to make up for all of that oil that is no longer being imported. Physics will trump greed and corruption any time they go head to head with physics.
Buy your heirloom seeds now why you still can. Learn what grows well where you live and how to harvest the seeds. I am on my second year. The first year was a total bust but I learned a ton. Don't wait until TSHTF to learn how to grow your own food.
Doing that right now. The most significant problem so far is aggressive wildlife. The woodchuck ate the broccoli in a single day when he found it. The birds stripped the blueberry bushes when I planted it. Then they started stripping the sunflowers.
This year will be different.
The American people really need to realize that a choice is coming whether they like it or not: They can wither away in poverty and misery with everyday a fight to just survive or fight to take back the county, the American country, from these treasonous criminals and murderers.
The choice is coming: Persecution or Revolution.
The Four Rs
Rejection: Quit paying, quit obeying, quit playing
Revolution: It is inevitable, so prepare, as they are.
Retribution: The guilty must answer for their crimes against the American people and the Constitution.
Restoration: Restore the Constitutional republic.
Yes, they are.
They will also use every weapon fielded in Iraq on YOU.
Imagine if they taught the four Rs in school.
"...the status quo is in the wrong and they will need to be tossed aside peacefully...."
I don't think that it's happened that way too often in history/prehistory so I wouldn't hold your breath on this one.
Prepping for the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Preparing to seize family farms when the dollar collapses.
against Stephen King's Children of the Corn
+1, stole my joke.