Donetsk Declares Martial Law As "Leave Or Face Total Annihilation" Deadline Hits Within The Hour

Tyler Durden's picture

The self-proclaimed "people's governor" of Donetsk, Pavlo Gubarev...


has, according to KyivPost, threatened "total annihilation" of Ukrainian armed forces moved into Donetsk region if Kyiv did not pull them away from "the cities of Donbas" within one hour.


As RT reports,

Donetsk self-defense forces set an ultimatum for the Kiev military, warning that if troops do not withdraw from block posts in the Donetsk region within 24 hours, they will be taken by force, RIA Novosti reported.


The pro-autonomy militia of Donbass region in eastern Ukraine made the statement on Wednesday.


"If the armored vehicles are not pulled back, the roadblocks of the so-called legitimate authorities are not removed, I will have enough power and means – the commander supported me today – to destroy and burn everything. Reconnaissance and sabotage groups are ready to move and some are steady,” deputy commander of the pro-autonomy militia of Donbass, Sergey Zdrilyuk, told RIA Novosti.


I give 24 hours for them to withdraw all troops, all forces,” he added.


The statement follows referendums in Donetsk and Lugansk regions, which showed that the majority of voters support self-rule amid an intensified military operation by Kiev.

That deadline expires shortly... would anyone else, besides Virtu (which will buy until the last millisecond and then dump it all) want to be long into this?

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fonzannoon's picture

 Look at the Russell stage a massive rally off the lows with the nasdaq following it and the dow starting to turn. Get that 10yr back to 2.5%. The market has not cared about Ukraine from day 1, no need to start now.

medium giraffe's picture

Ukraine only matters when it's good to the upside.

Manthong's picture

I think they mean business.

dontgoforit's picture

Pavlo needs to call off his dogs.

Latina Lover's picture

Yes, the Yatzis in Kiev really fucked things up in the Ukraine.

Save_America1st's picture

Killer clown suit there, Guv-nuh!!! 


Here...put on this clown suit so they'll take your threats seriously...

CrimsonAvenger's picture

Seriously - where did he get those kick-ass threads, a Ukrainian thrift shop? 

Volkodav's picture

stop posting off topic stupid crap..

jeff montanye's picture

i'm rootin' for putin, but those epaulettes look to have borrowed some fringe from the end of the curtains attached to cutouts from boot inserts.

doesn't mean he couldn't hose gasoline into armored personnel carriers at five in the morning with a smile on his face and a flare gun in his hand though.

svayambhu108's picture

What happens when a system cannot take negative feedback?

aVileRat's picture

Hey idiot,

While your ZOG rants are always amusing you may want to do a bit of background "research" on who is Pavel and the "Russian National Unity" Party of Donesk.

Go ahead, I'll wait while you read up on the "Night Wolf" bike gang based out of St.Pytorburg and the RNU. Come back when you get fresh approval to continue shadowboxing. Bonus points for your team if you can reconcile the real names & faces of the guys holed up in the Lughansk police station with their unit numbers and then have the balls to post a excuse as to what they are doing in there. Using Sergi Laugh-off quotes on American primetime is cheating.



TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Don't be confused: the bottom line is that this ranter is and foremost a Ukrainian Yatzi Junta Citizenist and then duplicitous. Don't expect honest when you can't get it.

But hey, who cares? Banderastanis are known for embracing lies. Don't disturb them while they masturbate over their propaganda fantasies.

Berspankme's picture

Hey fuckface, Yats is calling. He wants his daily blowjob from you.

flacon's picture

Nothing will happen... and then the S&P will be at All Time Highs by tomorrow morning because WWIII was averted. Meanwhile the USA is about to unleash a war on Agriculture. 


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cossack55's picture

Does the MRAP come in a combine version.  Green and yellow color scheme would also be nice.  thanks.

Dugald's picture


Makes sense to me, machinery and fuel getting way too expensive cheaper to shoot holes in ground and drop seeds in..

Would create more jobs too, one to shoot, one to drop,  one to fill holes......way better than one guy sitting in an air conditioned cab picking his nose.....


Dugald's picture


Makes sense to me, machinery and fuel getting way too expensive cheaper to shoot holes in ground and drop seeds in..

Would create more jobs too, one to shoot, one to drop,  one to fill holes......way better than one guy sitting in an air conditioned cab picking his nose.....


TahoeBilly2012's picture

Where's that fuckwit Nazi Yarosh and what happened to the Oakland Raider fan fat boy?? Oh yea...he got the ax

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

Don't worry, blackwater mercenaries will show up in UN helicopters to restore order as directed by the democratically installed by a fascist coup regime.



TahoeBilly2012's picture

File under "You can't you make this shit up?"

Save_America1st's picture

"democratically installed by a fascist coup regime"...

I like's "catchy".  Would look great on a tank bumper-sticker too. 

Latina Lover's picture

Don't worry,  Canadian Dirtlump, Spetznaz dressed as little green menwill give the blackwater mercs a russian welcome...

jerry_theking_lawler's picture

Funny that Blackwater showed up only a day or so after funds were approved for Ukraine (and they sold bonds)......

This proves what all of this is, power, war.

strannick's picture

Blackwater Bonds. Backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Govt

BlindMonkey's picture

The band formerly known as Erik Prince and the Revolution are about to play a sold out show.

Arius's picture

it will react this time.... it is almost 4pm

Bangin7GramRocks's picture

Is the retarded kid in the costume their "very special" leader?

alien-IQ's picture

So I guess this means the market rallies into the close....

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

"You and what army?"

Bay of Pigs's picture

I wouldn't underestimate "who" might help them.

The crazed loonies in Kiev and DC appear to want this thing to go right over the cliff.

ZerOhead's picture

Here is a recent shot of a rebel in Syria in possession of an American made TOW anti-tank missile.\

How the fuck it got there remains a secret but I'm sure that the Russians have not forgotten what these TOW and Stinger missiles provided to Al Qaeda in Afghanistan did to their forces.

Now just think of all the global hotspots where the American government supports it's dictators, Kings and despots against the best interests and human rights of their citizens.

Could get real ugly... fast.

strannick's picture

Wonder why he didn't just sell it?

STG5IVE's picture

His army of dry cleaners.  Just look at that uniform!

williambanzai7's picture

I thought Goldman Sachs was the army of dry cleaners.

Ms. Erable's picture

Money laundering != money cleaning.

CrashisOptimistic's picture

Well, that is a uniform, but it's not military, and he doesn't pay for the dry cleaning.

You see, he works as a bellhop.

ronron's picture

off topic. can you repost the gibson guitar pic. i lost it and can't find it in the archives.

gcjohns1971's picture

He dresses like Frederick of Prussia.

Pity he hasn't spent Frederick's time in the saddle, or time drilling his troops.  It has everything to do with the difference between presentation and substance.

Bangin7GramRocks's picture

The have a big-ass pile of rocks all ready to go and the sling shots all have new rubberbands.

Manthong's picture

I do not think it is improbable that a pile of RPGs are somehow found where the rocks are.

If that is the case, I would not want to be in any of that Ukraine light armor. 

Winston of Oceania's picture

Of course no one will be inside, just waiting a bit off to counter ambush.

Agent P's picture

"The self-proclaimed "people's governor" of Donetsk, Pavlo Gubarev..."

His real name is Philip Blake.

Bill of Rights's picture

The Daily Bell - Are Russia and China About to Announce the End of the US Dollar Era?

Hmm some how I have a gut feeling the Ukrainian issue will be an excuse for the inevitable. I guess we will find out on May 20th.