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Darth Vader Steps Up His Political Campaign In Ukraine
The (west) Ukraine locals may be caught in a proxy war vise of a western-appointed puppet government desperate to do NATO's bidding, an IMF which has made it clear bailout funds will only continue as long as said government maintains a belligerent stance toward Russia, a Kremlin which holds all the commodity trump cards with its gas supplies, and finally an imploding economy where the industrial eastern parts are on their way to becoming part of Russia not to mention insolvent banks which are one missed IMF rescue payment from total collapse, but at least they can still make some funny clips. Such as this one showing a very symbolic Darth Vader campaigning in Odessa, promising potential voters to "build the first earth-based planetary empire."
The irony here, of course, is that Vader is supposed to represent Putin, yet his planetary empire ambitions are far more suitable for a very different "pro-Ukraine" world leader...
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the nwo puppets are blind where it matters most.
Well I have an idea for a new porno:
Darth Vader walks in on Banana Dress Ginger taking a selfie.
"Do you need any towels?"
Boomchicka wahwah.
pods
I haven't even started yet
At least the Star Wars Empire has a plan and an economy that actually builds things.
I drempt that there was a secret clone base in the Czech Republic last night.
maybe drone ... don't know about clone.
Darth Vader is so racist... why did he have to pick that color costume? He could have been more subtle.
Subtle? You mean, sort of fairly normal looking, but with a rasta hat with fake dreds attached?
You racist...
You mean the sorority slut mouthpiece for the state department?
The bad news is Darth's 'tools' were burned off in a horrible volcano accident. The good news is, his battery operated replacement can stir up a mean Martini.
what clip?
Obama being Emperor Palpatine?
The Emperor has no clothes...
Please, just the thought of Obozo without clothes makes me wanna puke...
Obama being Emperor Palpatine?
No, actually that's Ratzinger . . . . . . check this image out and you'll see what I mean.
http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ratzinger.jpg
He wishes. Emperor Palpatine is a much more competent antagonist.
Well, he have the face for that, but Kerry resemble Palpatine more.
obamao is not even competent to play palpatine's cabin boy...
You mean Roger the cabin boy.
Silence earthling!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNcWLJGeGM
Related,
'Berkut' was not the one firing at protestors.
Drone wars
So is that self declared mayor of Donetsk killing them fucking Ukrainian soldiers who didn't withdraw yet, or did Kiev cave?
News blackout on MSM until after the election, at which point it will all be Russia's fault.
Chad Vader is moving up in the world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0
John Brennan, the head of the CIA visits Ukraine accompanied by 400 Blackwater contractors.
Imperial March Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
I for one like to keep my space fantasies and politics separate. It's simply barbaric.
Yes, sort of cheapens the space fantasy to have Politics involved.
Go for Papa Palpatine! What the Hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0
glenn quagmire is the best Palpatine...
I LOVE THAT SKIT...
I think Barbarella is more apt.
and where's Gas Princess Yu-Leah Tymoshenko in all this?
Jar Jar Bin? no?
"The force is strong in this one (Putin)" - DC/EU/Ukraine
"I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further…" - DarthMF
More proof that Jews love "cameras" and more importantly controlling the medium (in front of it) and (behind it)!!!
Get them some cookies.
if it doesn't work out for him in the Ukraine, Vader should run in the US in the next presidential election.
"vote Vader in 2016"
why the hell not, at least we might finally get that Death Star that everybody petitioned for.
Darth Cheney was already president for two terms. He can't run for a third.
it would be interesting to know who is really calling the shots for obama. clearly not obama himself, absolutely clueless... but handler(s)?
If more than 50% of Darth Cheney is replaced by transplants and bionic substitutes, what then? Would he be able to run again?
A Nader/Vader ticket would be awesome.
Sooo... I'm guessing this isn't the best time to open a JCPenny's store in Donetsk.
Darth!!! " If your going to have sex with me will you do something about your bad breath and for heaven's sake,stop that heavy breathing on my neck."
http://sustainablepulse.com/2014/05/15/russian-lawmakers-want-impose-cri...
Russian lawmakers want to equate GMO-related activities that may harm human health or even cause death to terrorist acts and impose criminal liability on producers, sellers and transporters of genetically modified organisms, the newspaper Izvestia writes in its Thursday issue.
A bill to this effect was submitted to the Russian State Duma lower parliament house by the Duma agrarian committee and the Liberal Democratic Party (LDPR) faction, who claimed that the government’s bill referred to parliament was too mild. The bill’s initiators say liability for GMO-inflicted harm should be expanded to state and local self-government officials. Under the bill, criminal responsibility should be applicable to companies and government officials only, while individuals should be subject to disciplinary liability.
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And on the flip side
http://www.campaignforliberty.org/national-blog/department-agriculture-n...
According to a report from Breitbart, the Department of Agriculture is seeking, “ guns to have an ‘ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding,’ and a ’30 rd. capacity’ magazine.”
Keep in mind this is the same federal department whose mission statement is to “provide leadership on food, agriculture, natural resources, rural development, nutrition, and related issues based on sound public policy, the best available science, and efficient management.”
The Department of Agriculture isn’t the first federal agency not charged with fighting crime to be armed and certainly won’t be the last. According to Watchdog, the following federal agencies have active law enforcement operations:
And that is just a partial list. The full list can be found here.
Also keep in mind that what the Department of Agriculture wants are are the same guns, features, and magazines that California Democrat Diane Feinstein tried to ban last year in order to save the children/America.
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Now seeking bids for body armor
WTF?
We sure this isn't a backhanded way to funnel arms to Syrian rebels by masking it in places people weren't supposed to expect and look?
Dont thye just load the weapons in crates labelled toilet paper or something and fly them in, has been working so far without a hitch, should be no shortage of toilet paper in Syria by now.
Keep in mind this is the same federal department whose mission statement is to “provide leadership on food, agriculture, natural resources, rural development, nutrition, and related issues based on sound public policy, the best available science, and efficient management.”
Yeah, but some of those risks are large and walk on two legs, need the stopping power to protect ant colonies and such which possibly could become extinct at some point in time, oh, yeah, almost forgot we can make a kick ass profit by selling the land once the two legged pests are removed.
Looks like the "ZBig vision" dumb Polack syndrome is springing leaks and ain't workin out for the rest of the kids in the "sandbox"...
Don't tell Donald Tusk that!
http://voiceofrussia.com/news/2014_05_16/East-European-leaders-blame-EU-...
Don't worry, the Wookie will save the day! She'll send in the Ewoks and destroy the empire like they are doing back home!
They need to bring back bounty hunters to hunt down the galactic varmint.
That is exactly what we’re talking about doing – unbelievably small, limited kind of effort.
John Kerry on Syria... Russia
Shame of you Zerohedge... since when you are such Putin's asslickers?
i cannot recognize this place anymore...
shorting zerohege today...
shame
Howz 'bout you suck our dicks, dipshit?
When you know whats going on you will be able to see the funny side.
Could have at least got the storm troopers to march instead of just amble along
What do you bet this movie was made by the son of an administrator of funds laundered by a NGO provided by Nuland and company, American Taxpayer money. The administrator arranged for the costumes to be shipped from a prop company in Hollywood in a transport plane, again paid for but ostensibly owned by a NGO front for the CIA. Academi mercenaries probably cleared the streets. The actors are the same, drunk, $50 a day stooges they used to fry to death the Russians.
Somebody thought it was cute and cleaver to rub this HORSESHIT in Putins' face?
I want this money back and the father and son arrested
Its more like this Horseshit is being rubbed in the face of the former great country of america, this takes Chutspa for sure but it is NOT cute.
Because these psychopaths are completely unable to think creatively they exactly stole that from us, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/youricarma/Miscellaneous/Brezinsk...
Uploaded on May 4, 2009: Emperor Obamas quot Civilian National Security Force quot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RHBJZCyBDM
Darth Vader being a smartass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM