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FBI Issues "Most Wanted" Notice For Wang "Ugly Gorilla" Dong And 4 Other Chinese Army Officers
From Gu "KandyGoo" Chunhui to Wang "Ugly Gorilla" Dong... here are the FBI's current Public Cyber Enemies #1 through 5.
- Wen Xinyu: Alias - "WinXYHappy", "Win_XY", Lao Wen - Wen controlled victim computers.
- Sun Kailiang: Alias - Jack Sun - held the rank of captain during the early stages of the investigation, was observed both sending malicious e-mails and controlling victim computers.
- Huang Zhenyu: Alias - "Hzy_lhx" - Huang was a computer programmer who managed the domain accounts used by the others.
- Wang Dong: Alias - Jack Wang, "Ugly Gorilla" - Wang controlled victim computers.
- Gu Chunhui: Alias - "KandyGoo" - Gu tested malicious e-mail messages and also managed the domain accounts used by the others.
On May 1, 2014, a grand jury in the Western District of Pennsylvania indicted five members of the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) of the People’s Republic of China (PRC) for 31 criminal counts, including: conspiring to commit computer fraud; accessing a computer without authorization for the purpose of commercial advantage and private financial gain; damaging computers through the transmission of code and commands; aggravated identity theft; economic espionage; and theft of trade secrets.
The subjects were officers of the PRC’s Third Department of the General Staff Department of the People’s Liberation Army (3PLA), Second Bureau, Third Office, Military Unit Cover Designator (MUCD) 61398, at some point during the investigation. The activities executed by each of these individuals allegedly involved in the conspiracy varied according to his specialties. Each provided his individual expertise to an alleged conspiracy to penetrate the computer networks of six American companies while those companies were engaged in negotiations or joint ventures or were pursuing legal action with, or against, state-owned enterprises in China. They then used their illegal access to allegedly steal proprietary information including, for instance, e-mail exchanges among company employees and trade secrets related to technical specifications for nuclear plant designs.
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Hory Fuch!
I saw Mr Dong at my local cleaners
Anyone sees a Dong, grab it.
-The FBI
Wang Dong should have went with the alias Richard Johnson.
I just finished breakfast with his cousin; "Ding Dong"
I keep telling my son only play with Wang Dong in private.
Evidently, George Harrison liked Ding Dong too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ding_Dong_pic_sleeve_Italian.jpg
The Onion is so going to go out of business. Everyday, reality comes up with shit more bizarre than the writers over there could ever come up with on their own.
Who was the first guy to tell the FBI that his computer was being controlled by Wang Dong? I would like to have been in that room for that meeting.
The NSA absolutely hates competition....
Next thing you know, I'll be under indictment.
Anybody remember "Long Duck Dong." No more yankee my wankee...the Donger needs food!
I wonder if any of these guys are responsible for the VXX smack down over the last few months?
It makes sense. They can load up on options, and then they just Ding Dong the VXX.
Now I understand this market
If only there were some way to make a joke out of this news to help cope with dispair... Nope I got nothing.
China should do the same for the entire US government.
Charge: crimes against mankind.
Ugly Gorilla Dong. Says it all really.
They will be guarded by Hung Well, Long Wang and of course Enormous Genitals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lydiy-VcB_4
“including: conspiring to commit computer fraud; accessing a computer without authorization for the purpose of commercial advantage and private financial gain;”
Excuse me, but what part of this accusation is not an intrinsic part of the fraud that is the “market” today?
Please, one of you rocket scientists explain this to me.
They dont work for the US government. Uncle Sam does it = national security. Everyone else = crime
now I understand,,
if you have "authorization" it is not a crime... ha ha ha
go get the book.. "The Lucifer Effect" from the local library and you will understand, too.
Everybody Wang Dong tonight!
1Pictures courtesy of NSA D-baseTM.
Moar phantom enemies of the state?
Boogieman lurks everywhere? China now the enemy?
I.Smell.False.Flag.
..mmm… me too Ke-mo sah-bee.
hear coming train with ear on rail.
Ukraine not fo good for white man... er..sorry long dong, me meant black man.
there is something the chinese havent stolen from the us and elsewhere?
um.. they did not steal.. Clinton sold them smooth sub props, guidance tech, nuke miniturization and only God knows what else.
They are all in hiding in Emmanuel Goldstein's house in Eurasia. Or East Asia.
As everyone knows, I am a rocket scientist (retired), so will therefore explain:
Laws do no apply to the banksters, especially since the banksters' guys were appointed AG (Eric the Holder) and FBI Director (James Comey, the former HSBC Homey, and former employee of the world's largest hedge fund, and former employee of Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher [Iran/Contra for Reagan, Bush v. Gore for Bush, Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission for Citizens United]) --- witness recently that Holder invoked the Law of Fraudulent Conveyance against a minor, pipsqueak operation, whereas all the banksters were guilty of this many millions of times over, especially: Chase, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, Citigroup and Morgan Stanley.
Any further questions, please refer to PoD.
gee, since the rooskies won't sell us their solid fuel boosters anymoar, maybe we can find the formula somewhere in your old notes.
It can't hurt to look. :-)
I wanna know what the FBI is doing about the zillions of SPAM that junks up my internet every day ... not to mention the thousands of Phishermen out there.
The NSA makes billions for black programs by selling your personal information to telemarketers and SPAM mailers.
geez, I'm glad to be old and not GAF about the screw job that your kids will get.
..gosh, actually I do GAF and hopefuly will have effect before the shelf life expires.
I complained to my Senators and US Rep about the problem my company has with spam and the time and computer resources it wastes, and you know what happened? Fucking nothing. My Democrat Senator and GOP House member at least wrote me back and said they wouldn't do anything. My GOP Senator didn't even respond. Since I'm not one of the Koch Borthers or George Soros, my letter was just spam to them.
I would think the prosecution has already tainted any trial for Wang Dong by referring to him as "Ugly Gorilla."
Like they have any real court trials. Methinks that Ugly Gorilla's family will be billed soon for the bullet the State will provide him with.
All I can really say is "Free Jon Corzine!"
I guess Dr No did not make the list this year?
I think that China will complete the charade if they accuse Cheney, Bush, Obama, NSA and Bidden and post their mug shots online.
Are you there China? do you have the sense of humor? Do you want the world to laugh? Do it
Steal trillions of dollars in "lost" defense funds. Steal trillions in the form of "bailouts" for banksters. Not a single prosecution.
Movements afoot to free the greatest traitor this country's ever known, Jonathon Pollard. Nothing to see here.
Attempt to commit computer fraud from China.
Red Alert!!! Red Alert!!! Red Alert!!!
..good one :-)
I bet Immelt and every other corp ceo with factories in China is going panic right now. They would hate to see that ultra-cheap labor pool dry up.
... not to mention the Billions of potential 'consumers' out there in China.
... not to mention the NAR goin ginto panic mode, "who is going to buy our multimillion dollar houses if we piss the Chinese off?!"
[is it ok to end a sentence with a preposition?]
China should at least indict general alexander.
Nice Sixteen Candy's reference
I wuz drunker in the past :-)
..we don't want to go there.
it has something to do with soiled shorts.
kind of like what happens in the white house press briefings
Urban Dictionary definition for Wang Dong:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wang%20Dong
boko haram stole our daughters!
candygoo and ugly gorilla hacked my iphone!
goldman sacks ate my muppet!
tabloid politics, tabloid economics, tabloid foreign policy...
smells like small time cracks to me.
Uncle Sam has severe osteoporosis.
Coming soon: a hip fracture and Uncle Sam falls.
Uncle Sam has osteoporosis and ebola.
The Scooter Store is probably not the solution.
MERS, too.
That wasn't Candy Goo it was Connie Ling Us
"Yo, Ding Dong, man, Ding Dong! Ding Dong, yo!"
"No more yanky my wanky...the donger need food!"
His uncle; Long Duck Dong, who was a Chinese exchange student in the 80's, has already been apprehended...
oh sexyee girrlfren!!!
You like susi like I like susi?????
Long Er Wong hiding out in Laguna Niguel I bet.
Wang dong is hung like a horse, and he has beat people to death with it, be very careful. Gu came later.
I can't believe they indicted Wang Dong. He was great in The Hangover.
pods
What I can't believe is that Wang Dong is not a prank name, that the well-scrambled (as in eggs for brains) FBI - in all of its confabulated far-sightedness - didn't figure out. And, I'm sure the guys responsible for billions of dollars worth of deep data heists have no out plan besides waiting around to be spotted by passers by at the local post office. "Look mommy, it's Wang Dong!" "OMG, help, it's HIM!"
Yeah another big win for our beloved.gov. Put out an APB for Chinese guy named "Chin". Canvas all of Chinatown, I don't care what it takes!
He was overheard saying "Hau Long is a Chinaman", while having breakfast at Tiffany's with O.
O was overheard recommending the Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
Q: What is the value of Dong's assets?
A: Real or Inflated?
Q: What is the value of Dong's assets?
Soft or hard assets?
Awesome. So this is the result of General Fang meeting with VP Biden the other day in the White House. This is White House way of saying fuck you to the Chincom.
Now we know what really happened in the WH at the meeting.
I'm sure it ends well.
so isnt this the way to Fix the Debt ?
US gets judgment for $1 Trillion and Supreme Court affirms - offset the dollar reserve account OF CHINA
and then do that to everyone in the world for "anything" !!!!!!!
so how about Pollution - Japan pollutes the world oceans and air from Fukishima - government controlled cALIFORNIA HAS BAD AIR AND WATER - US sues for $5 Trillion and we off set the account - anything not paid we take over the real estate in Tokyo -THE TROOPS ARE ALREADY ON LOCATION
African Country rapes ten girls -get judgment for $500 Billion - offset account
Venezuela - prodiuces heavy oil which pollutes the air - fine get judgment for $800 billion - offst the dollar account pretty soon you are up to $17 Trillion
no need to discontinue Social Security!
The FBI forgot to add Cheney, Bush, Clinton, Obama to the list.
Hidden in this sly observation is the answer to the question: Why now?
Why now? To push Putin and China closer together during their meeting this week.
Why now? Because the banksters aren't making enough money at the moment, and are at increasing risk of having their insolvency discovered. That's why.
The list.
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/cyber
you forgot about Gore and Biden.
like the
Most-wanted Iraqi playing cardsFBI list only goes to 10, need 2,100 most wanted if Banksters included.
OK, now what do I do?
Dong has been misbehaving. Pound him into submission.
The beatings will continue...
Get it on, Wang a Dong, Get it on...
Just don't grab dong by the schlong.
Can't believe his sister, Chow Poon, wasn't in on it.
If you see a dong, say a dong.
So, in PC lingo, the arrest warrant calls for "Wang Dong and Life Partners" or "Wang Dong and Significant Others"?
I wanna see Obummer, Corzine, Dimon, Blankfein, Holder and Bernanke on a Wanted Dead or Alive Poster!
Where is WB7 when we need him???
I found them all on linkedin. Puh .. I am not connected.
Hory sit!
funny stuff, keep rockin the free world.
Where Pi I Pelosi and Ran Tu Fas Reid? Fein Twat luk gud.
Is this racist? or simply hilarious.
Both, and further reason why Amerika should quit effing around and overthrowing gov'ts in the Ukraine, going back on agreements with Russia and moving to put nukes on their border, and instead come to the aid of Vietnam and place nukes on their border with China!
Effing banksters keep mucking up everything, bringing us all closer to WWIII while giving away everything to the so-called "enemy"!
Those Vietnamese really kicked Chinese butt during the 1978 Sino-Vietnamese War (for every Vietnamese soldier who died in battle, one hundred Chinese soldiers died!).
And speaking of the banksters . . .
http://wallstreetonparade.com/2014/05/banking-deaths-why-jpmorgan-stands-out/
Banksters know how to bank war... see history book. Could be a win win for them, Ie: can't lose.
Edit: different levels of banksters, the upper level and the youts who die way too early (30's)
Upper level banksters just relocate to another name and place. see Enron for the corperate version.
Both. And that's what makes it art.
whre'd you find that "superfluity" cartoon?
"i shant be needing it, I have just received a govenrment appointment" classic.
i wonder who originally wrote it.
Something called FUN Magazine printed in the 1800s.
1 zillion points up to PoD!
OK, so all these zillions of jobs, technology and investment were offshored to China, and members of their military, the PLA, which owns the majority of factories and companies there, do what one might expect them to do!
So, what, so whoopdee-effing-doo!
Obviously, those traitors who offshored those jobs, that technology and all that investment must be held accountable, and either strung up, tasered to death, or guillotined ASAP!
And that's a fact, Jack!
They should all be easy to find.
They all work for Lenovo since being given the consumer and the server businesses of I.B.M.
http://www.cnet.com/news/ibm-sells-its-x86-server-business-to-lenovo-for...
http://www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/pressrelease/7450.wss
Related to these guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GbGmDORwk
Wang Dong....ok I know you guys got a few jokes for that one....
Wi Hak Yu
Weir Wi At
Yu No Luki
Wi Tu Krever
Wang Dong hacks some Poon Tang.
And this weeks NYT best seller: Tracks in the Sand by One Hung Lo
Runner up: Spots on the Wall by Hu Flung Cum
"Wang Dong hacks some Poon Tang."
Then along cums KandyGoo...
I heard Mr. Dong is in trouble for penetration... can this be confirmed?
Everybody have fun tonight..............
Or "What is the act of making sure you do not get pee on your pants at the urinal."
pods
That gives me the idea that the building contractor in the new NSA building should install the urinals much higher to keep all the NSA guys on their toes
Just LMFAO! I got nothing!
Are they 5 of the 10 most wanted? Could probably teach us a few things about correct firewall implementation and maintenance.
What about Ho Lee Fuk?
Thats Lee ho fook... Good beef chow mein!
Since when does the FBI have jurisdiction in China?
And why hasn't the FBI filed charges against the NSA for the same thing?
FBI: "Jurisdeection? We don't need no stinkin' jurisdeection."
I would pay to see some shitbag FEEB trying to make an arrest in China.
If the Fed gov. told you that they needed global jurisdiction to go
after the Multinational Corps not paying taxes, would you think it was a good idea? Cause that's how they will be selling it.
Police Lieutenant to Agent Smith in the Matrix:
"Dont give me any of that joo-riss-my dick- tion crap!"
"Since when does the FBI have jurisdiction in China?"
What is the FBI’s foreign counterintelligence responsibility?
As the country’s lead counterintelligence agency, the FBI is responsible for detecting and lawfully countering actions of foreign intelligence services and organizations that employ human and technical means to gather information about the U.S. that adversely affects our national interests. Our investigations include foreign and economic espionage, or “spying” activities, that may involve the acquisition of classified, sensitive, or proprietary information from the U.S. government or U.S. companies. The FBI investigates whenever a foreign entity conducts clandestine intelligence activities in the United States. Our counterintelligence investigations also help combat international terrorist threats, including those involving weapons of mass destruction and attacks on critical infrastructures.
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/faqs
National interests back in the oldy days used to be national boarders. Am I wrong?
Yeah, and they've done such a great job in Benghazi...
You must be unfamiliar with that neocon of neocons (does Obama appoint anything else???) and form Bush Administration appointee (does Obama appoint anything else???), and FBI director, James Comey?
He was with the law firm of Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher (represented Reagan in Iran/Contra case, represented Bush in Bush v. Gore case, represented Citizens United in Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission case, GD&C, that is), was a director at major drug money laundering gang, HSBC Holdings, once worked at the world's largest hedge fund, etc.
They have juridicktion everywhere.....
Banzai will love this.
Bang Da Ho!
gong
This comes out one day before Russia and China announce an energy deal that bypasses the USD? Coincidence?
HHHmmmmmmmm.....
Wasn't it Keyser Sose who said:
"There are no coincidences."
???
Okay so let me get this straight; America is upset because China is spying on our Military?
NSA no more!
Surreal.
Wang fucking Dong. lulz
HAHAHA
They all look like they are cousins, yet I am sure they will stand out in a crowd somewhere in LA.
Look! That is one of the guys on that poster!........oops
L.A. gun and badge thugs will be shooting up some car full of innocents in 3..2..
Wang Dong? Seriously? We're living the fucking Onion.
Gonna Wang Dong Doodle all night long.
tell Automatic Slim, tell Razor-Totin' Jim, we gonna pitch........
In all honesty, I'm a little more concerned about Kandy Goo.
I know Wang Dong. The guy is a total dick. Seriously, he is like twice as much of a dick as anyone else I know....well, except maybe for Peter Richard Johnson...he's probably more of a dick than Wang Dong.
How does he stack up against "The Dick", Big Dick Cheney?
"more of a dick"...
an epithet REAL men can be proud of.
Wang Dong... I mean, really?
Your just saying that because you can't pronounce the name of the other four...
wasn't Wang Dong Rodney Dangerfield's golf partner in Caddyshack?
No. Think he was the exchange student in Sixteen Candles.
Kandy Goo....lol we live in The Onion now.
Wang Dong accused of penetrating somebody's firewall...
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
KandyGoo!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? This is a joke right?
how is Long Duck Dong not on this list...
The Donger need FOOD!!
No moar yankie my wankie..
i thot was spelled "duk" not "duck"
Wang Dong, is that Moochelle'$ new Twitter Handle, # @$$hole husband
From USA Today:
KARACHI, Pakistan (AP) — A Pakistani judge Monday dismissed the case against an American FBI agent arrested over ammunition found in his luggage, a police officer said, defusing a case that had threatened to heighten tensions between the U.S. and Pakistan.
FBI...our new Global Police Force
it cost big bucks, the Raymond Davis case cost 2.4 million in "blood money"
The FBI is the DC US' gestapo.
The indictment alleges that People's Liberation Army officers "maintained unauthorized access to victim computers to steal information about how to make cheap shit that wont break on its first use & how to make childrens toys without using Lead" the attorney general said.