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FBI Issues "Most Wanted" Notice For Wang "Ugly Gorilla" Dong And 4 Other Chinese Army Officers

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From Gu "KandyGoo" Chunhui to Wang "Ugly Gorilla" Dong... here are the FBI's current Public Cyber Enemies #1 through 5.

 

  • Wen Xinyu: Alias - "WinXYHappy", "Win_XY", Lao Wen - Wen controlled victim computers.
  • Sun Kailiang: Alias - Jack Sun -  held the rank of captain during the early stages of the investigation, was observed both sending malicious e-mails and controlling victim computers.
  • Huang Zhenyu: Alias - "Hzy_lhx" - Huang was a computer programmer who managed the domain accounts used by the others.
  • Wang Dong: Alias - Jack Wang, "Ugly Gorilla" - Wang controlled victim computers.
  • Gu Chunhui: Alias - "KandyGoo" - Gu tested malicious e-mail messages and also managed the domain accounts used by the others.

On May 1, 2014, a grand jury in the Western District of Pennsylvania indicted five members of the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) of the People’s Republic of China (PRC) for 31 criminal counts, including: conspiring to commit computer fraud; accessing a computer without authorization for the purpose of commercial advantage and private financial gain; damaging computers through the transmission of code and commands; aggravated identity theft; economic espionage; and theft of trade secrets.

The subjects were officers of the PRC’s Third Department of the General Staff Department of the People’s Liberation Army (3PLA), Second Bureau, Third Office, Military Unit Cover Designator (MUCD) 61398, at some point during the investigation. The activities executed by each of these individuals allegedly involved in the conspiracy varied according to his specialties. Each provided his individual expertise to an alleged conspiracy to penetrate the computer networks of six American companies while those companies were engaged in negotiations or joint ventures or were pursuing legal action with, or against, state-owned enterprises in China. They then used their illegal access to allegedly steal proprietary information including, for instance, e-mail exchanges among company employees and trade secrets related to technical specifications for nuclear plant designs.

Source: FBI

 

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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:59 | 4773940 LawsofPhysics
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Well, that's a new twist on the "circuses"...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:00 | 4773943 q99x2
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Propaganda. Clapper's photo is not there.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:01 | 4773955 williambanzai7
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As I said over the weekend, they no longer care what the farce looks like externally, which is a sign that the farce is topping out.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:43 | 4774138 BlindMonkey
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WB calls it: Peak Farce.

 

I think the farce will go hockey stick personally.  

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:20 | 4774287 dontgoforit
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The hockey stick is a farce.  Hok E Stik Farz - arab cousin of Hol Ee Fuk.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:02 | 4773956 Flagit
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Translation

"Any of our shit you steal must first be stolen by us, then GIVEN to you. No grabby-grabby."

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:08 | 4773994 Postal
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No grabby-grabby.

That's what she said...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:01 | 4773957 kchrisc
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Corzine, the master of disguise.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:02 | 4773959 Uncle Remus
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Stop! You're killing me over here!


Does the Clusterfuck-in-Chief answer his Obamaphone on the links?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:03 | 4773965 papaswamp
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What the NSA is too busy hacking Miss Teen Americas computer to access her camera they forgot to do their job and prevent the Chinese (or Russians) from penetrating with their Wang et al? What the fuck is their purpose then?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:05 | 4773972 RacerX
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so this must be the "C Team" hackers, since the FBI actually ID'd them.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:38 | 4774120 Mi Naem
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Or, more likely, it was "our" guys ...cough...NSA...just making it look like their guys. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:47 | 4774150 Bindar Dundat
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Their "A" team works at the  NSA, the CIA and the FBI.  Who do you think does the translation?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:22 | 4774298 dontgoforit
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Hmmm.  How many falsies in a false flag?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:05 | 4773976 1000yrdstare
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At least they keep me laughing! (all the way up to the thermonuclear blast or the FEMA camp, whichever comes first)

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:05 | 4773978 Kaiser Sousa
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banana republic...

i hope all ya'll know what u got here....

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:38 | 4774790 Mi Naem
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Too many bananas.  Also rice and cheese, washed down with apple juice. 

Big, painful bubble. 

Eventually, it will not end well. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:05 | 4773979 NuYawkFrankie
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AP Breaking....

"USSA Smear Campaign" claims PLA Spokesman Yu Flung Dung

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:46 | 4774148 ParkAveFlasher
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...aka Hu Flung Pu

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:16 | 4774561 kchrisc
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Stop it. You two are killing me.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:15 | 4774021 uno
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Or the Department of Homeland Security (DHS)

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:23 | 4774305 dontgoforit
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Seems they're 'secure' in name only?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:30 | 4774086 Say What Again
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"DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF????"

YES

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:10 | 4774004 cristo
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The USA got penetrated by a chinese Wang Dong .

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:11 | 4774009 directaction
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The FBI should send a few agents over there to pick them up. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:42 | 4774134 agent default
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It's official . The US government is truly delusional.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:12 | 4774012 Atomizer
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Wang cisco whole 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:13 | 4774015 franciscopendergrass
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I know these names are fake.  What hackers in their right mind would use any aliases resembling their real names?  

Then again, the US used "00000000" as their launch code.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515598/Launch-code-US-nuclear-w...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:19 | 4774032 Bunga Bunga
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The list of names sounds like the typical e-mail cc list in any Silicon Valley Co.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:20 | 4774044 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Wait until someone starts charging NSA and DOD hackers for crimes next.

This should be fun to watch this keystone cops 3 ring circus routine.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:22 | 4774585 kchrisc
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"Wait until someone starts charging NSA and DOD hackers for crimes next."

The best and most ironic thing the Chinese could do is charge Corzine. That would be epic.

 

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:22 | 4774049 Schaublin
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Long dongs and wang jokes appreciated but in all seriousness, are bath salts being used in Washington? Deliberately poking the Russian bear in the Ukraine putsch business and now sending out ridiculous warrants for Chinese military personnel.  USA (not the people but the regime) is the laughing stock of the world - impotent and increasingly irrelevant making preposterous threats which they do not have the means to enforce while simultaneously showing vulnerability - North Korea now takes second place in this category!

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:41 | 4774380 Lookout Mountain
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It causes me to wonder if this is merely more incompetence or do I have to start believing in conspiracy theories?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:23 | 4774589 kchrisc
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"It causes me to wonder if this is merely more incompetence or do I have to start believing in conspiracy theories?"

Hint: The grassy knoll.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:22 | 4774052 Jon Steed
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Holder couldn't have timed the announcement better. So lets get his straight one day before china and Russia sign a 30 year gas deal USA pisses off china. If they were on the fence re final settlement amount now its a done deal. Now Putin can wait for the may 25 Ukraine elections then if he's not happy look at June to step up action. It's going to be a busy summer.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:25 | 4774594 kchrisc
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If you can't invade 'em, charge 'em.

"Book 'em Danno."

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:23 | 4774054 Things that go bump
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I assume they will be tried in absentia and their effigies hung.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:35 | 4774107 Mi Naem
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Accompanied by a somber rendition of that venerable old Negro spiritual:

Swing low...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:26 | 4774067 Mesquite
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This is April 1st...

Right..!

Right..??

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:27 | 4774071 FreeNewEnergy
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I swear to God that Wang Dong is CNBC Asia's Bernie Lo. It's Doppelganger Time! Have Sarah Palin call Tina Fey to arrange a double date with Wang Dong and a weekend at Bernie's!

On a more serious note, suppose some foreign government (like China, huh?) accused five top military men of another country (like the USA, duh!) of espionage or any kind of serious crime. Might that not constitute "fightin' words" or a de facto declaration of war?

Eh, we be comin' fer yer miltary men, dat's all.

I'd be pissed and maybe launch some form of counter-attack, like #gofuckyourself.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:30 | 4774083 ShrNfr
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Hurling hastags at 20 paces. Better than bodybags though.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:29 | 4774076 marginnayan
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If you can't win them, break into their computer networks. LOL.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:29 | 4774078 unwashedmass
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could we be more pathetic? i mean, honestly: is it possible to go lower? 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:32 | 4774095 Mi Naem
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Oh, and the Coke can kerfuffle was accompanied by stories about some guy whose last name was Silver, but that was before ETF's. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:54 | 4774183 Bindar Dundat
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Yes it is possible to go much lower!   Let me see now:  how about charging the Chinese and Russians under the RICO act for crimes against the American economy, by having the audacity to trade in a currency other then the U.S. dollar?

There that might be a little lower .

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:29 | 4774079 unwashedmass
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could we be more pathetic? i mean, honestly: is it possible to go lower? 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:31 | 4774088 Mi Naem
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Well, I seen to remember a Supreme Court appointee with an interesting Coke can story, shall we go there? 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:43 | 4774398 dontgoforit
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Pray tell.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:20 | 4774290 Village-idiot
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How about calling some one who tells the truth a terrorist.

Isaiah 5:20

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:30 | 4774082 Mi Naem
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Wang "Ugly Gorilla" Dong

Definitely on Holder's "Most Wanted" list. 

Too bad we couldn't get video of the press conference announcing these bad guys. 


Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:26 | 4774749 tony wilson
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we shuds bee scared wang looks dangejus eye gonna have knightmares abouts wang dong.

we need seal teams 6 to protact der homeland from der wang menaces.

ifs he can hack pentangles interweb con x ion  in washingtons he can hack his way into ares homes when we asleeps

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:30 | 4774084 DR
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Wow...these men aren't some sexually frustrated, bored young males hacking computers but are composed of a state sanctioned espionage group of the PLA military

 

Welcome to 21st century warfare...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:44 | 4774409 dontgoforit
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When the lights go out and the screens go dark, we'll know it's on then.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:31 | 4774092 Fix It Again Timmy
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You are banned for life from DisneyRand!......

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:33 | 4774096 dirty belly
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What about 'Hung Far Low' in Portland, Oregon?

http://youtu.be/tdwlf7zv-ko

Published on Aug 23, 2012

The iconic Hung Far Low sign returned to its historic place in Old Town/Chinatown at NW 4th Avenue and NW Couch Street. The sign was installed over a two-day period, and then "gift-wrapped" until its unveiling on September 2, 2010.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:34 | 4774102 ptoemmes
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I did not want to have to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:34 | 4774103 asscannon101
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Hey- I KNEW Wang Dong and you sir, are NO Wang Dong...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:34 | 4774105 FreeNewEnergy
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I'm happy that Holder made the announcement of the indictment in a live televised press conference, so that we know he's on the job </sarc> but seriously, maybe one of thse Chinese militarists will get a hard on for him (maybe Wang Dong?) and try to off the bastard... and succeed. WWIII starts with a bang.

oops, sorry, didn't mean to get so close to the truth (false flag event) that's probably already been planned.

Eric Holder... Dead man talking.

Cue Peter Sellers and Slim Pickens. It's on like Donkey Kong, or Wang Dong, as the case may be.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:41 | 4774127 shovelhead
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The NAACP states that no blacks were harmed by making this list.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:39 | 4774616 kchrisc
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Speaking of false-flags, more analysis and video from "Boston Boom" has come out.

This guy has some great stuff, but the video also clearly shows "Bauman's" war-injury stumps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tTDJsVTNeE

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:35 | 4774108 uno
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this reminds me of early 2010, Japan overwhelmingly wanted the Okinawa military base closed (and it looked like a certainty), negotiations with the US were not resolved.  Out of nowhere, the news of Toyota car safety news hit the MSM EVERY DAY, Senate hearings, Executatives of Toyota apologizing, the whole circus.  The Toyota issues were years old, but you would think it just happened.  A few months later, the news just disappeared, and if you looked closely Japan caved to leaving the Military base on Okinawa.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:41 | 4774130 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live sketch where Robert De Niro as a spokesman for the DHS naming off suspected terrorists phoned in on their tip line from high school students.

http://vimeo.com/44169145

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:44 | 4774142 ZeroFreedom
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Wow bet the NSA wants to hire these guys right away.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:47 | 4774421 napper
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That's only if the FBI actually has any evidence, or credibility for that matter. It doesn't.

All the FBI needs to do is make an accusation. Most Zerohedge readers should have a pretty good idea how corrupt the FBI and the federal courts are when it comes to false accusations and cover ups.

Edward Snowden isn't that old a story, is it?

All branches of the US government are filled with criminals.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:45 | 4774147 bankonzhongguo
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Sorry folks.  This has got to be the dumbest most amateurish goat-fuck I have ever seen. Sure, get the indictment and add it to the pile, but to have a press conference and issue this.  Maybe it is all window dressing for next year when your teenage son is "Cyber-terrorist #3" for downloading Game of Thrones.

Maybe I am out to lunch here, but has anybody ever seen officers in a foreign army put on the post office wall?

What is going to happen to all the Americans now trying to do business in China, never-mind all the diplomatic staff and their covers?

Wake me when the top five banksters are being looked for.

 

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:50 | 4774171 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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What is going to happen to all the Americans now trying to do business in China, never-mind all the diplomatic staff and their covers?

Maybe they don't want them doing business over there if they can't watch what they are doing through the financial system.....

The Diplomatic staff and covers easy, business as usual. The Chinese black money market ain't going anywhere.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:48 | 4774159 Hulk
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WHat you are witnessing folks is Hubris going exponential, which it does when things are failing badly...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:54 | 4774182 semperfi
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the last acts of a very desparate evil regime

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:50 | 4774169 Frank N. Beans
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so these guys have aliases or are they just made up by the FBI to have some fun.

probly the latter

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:51 | 4774172 the not so migh...
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i think us treasury dumping is going to happen soon

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:56 | 4774189 jpc578
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Lucky for us, "Belgium" is willing to buy up any Treasuries others might wish to dump.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:47 | 4774425 dontgoforit
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When you think about it, it was really smart of them to move it to Belgium.  Devious, but smart.  Chess anyone?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:57 | 4774194 smacker
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To take this FBI assertion seriously we have to ignore that the USG itself is the world's greatest criminal spying organisation and indulges in industrial espionage left right and centre.

If the USG wants to know why people all around the world are turning their back on it, it needs look no further than this PR stunt.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:57 | 4774195 Yen Cross
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     I don't see that little terrorist commie cook Hop Sing on that list...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:37 | 4774358 Lookout Mountain
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Hop Sing is one of their most talented spies. He never get's seen or caught.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:57 | 4774484 Frank N. Beans
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+1 for Bonanza reference

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:58 | 4774196 napper
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The US / FBI accusing others of computer espionage and fraud???? LOL

"The Pot calling the Kettle black" idiom couldn't find a better place of application.

Hard to find another government as arrogant and pathetic as the US government.

What plan does the FBI have for war criminals like GW Bush, Dick Cheney, Don. Rumsfeld, or captains and officers at the infamous NSA?

I think the illegal spying and intrusions to computer networks of other countries is on-going at the NSA.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:02 | 4774209 Jethro
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It is actually pretty laughable in light of NDAA and the NSA isn't it?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 21:17 | 4775677 napper
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Yep. The NSA has been targeting foreign leaders and governments.

 

Besides, I don't believe for a second that the FBI has the ability to pinpoint anyone behind any alleged computer hacking conducted in China (assuming the hacking has actually happened).

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:02 | 4774210 Winston of Oceania
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Why do you mention members of only one side of the same coin? Eric Holder, Barry Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, etc... You help no one when you do the bidding of TPTB, setting one against another on an individual basis is how the charade goes on and on and on.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 05:59 | 4780318 napper
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I'd certainly put Bill & Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder and Obama in the same category as GW Bush and Dick Cheney without any hesitation. I'd even throw in Susan Rice, Condi Rice, and Samantha Power.

 

While we are at it, let's also mention Bill Crystal, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Lindsey Graham, John McCain and the likes.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:06 | 4774226 ChargingHandle
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What a toothless bite coming from the West. Belgium better up their ante to absorb the treasury sale buttons being clicked in China. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:08 | 4774230 gdpetti
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Are some of them spying? Most likely, as we are forcing everyone to be like us... and we when our ideas of controlled chaos go astray, we look for another option, such as our new 'General' in Libya who is busy lambasting the Muslims... so guess who he is working for and has been for years? Need a hint?

news.antiwar.com/2014/05/18/is-us-behind-rogue-generals-libya-coup/

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:09 | 4774238 NuYawkFrankie
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"They Rate Us Floor Rrr Fleadoms..."

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:11 | 4774251 yogibear
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What a comedt skit!

Where's Lo Hung at?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:12 | 4774257 OldBoy
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Nice Sixteen Candy's reference

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:14 | 4774266 Iam Yue2
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Surprised to see no mention of Wan King.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:25 | 4774311 Schaublin
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I briefly considered a tasteless mention of the rape of Nanking but some of the Kings may be reading.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:21 | 4774291 Notsobadwlad
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OK ... This has to take the cake. The lying POS FBI have created MORE fake enemies for the people to fear.

Don't those morons realize that this does not work anymore. People will know that it is the US government creating the next false flag, just as they know it was the US governmnet creating the last falso flag.

GIVE IT UP MORONS.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:25 | 4774313 Lookout Mountain
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You can't make this stuff up. If it isn't "I'm gonna tell my Mommy" whining, its got to be incompetence.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:28 | 4774326 Lookout Mountain
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What's not to like about these guys? If they are guilty, they are highly qualified to be CEO's on Wall Street or the tech industry.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:51 | 4774446 dontgoforit
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That's their next gig.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:32 | 4774335 Polymarkos
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Wang "The Gorilla" Dong sounds totally made up, like a cheezy porn star name or a really bad joke.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:33 | 4774341 Lookout Mountain
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Considering how much in US debt China holds, the US should meditate upon two Chinese proverbs:

"You must have crossed the river before you tell the crocodile he has bad breath"

"Curse you wife at evening, sleep alone at night." 

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:34 | 4774347 Polymarkos
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NSA and FBI do this to manufacture criminals, but that's OK. Let a foreign power do it, and they want to arrest them.

 

BTW, when did the FBI charter let them go outside the United States? I must've missed that bit of power grabbing...

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:52 | 4774454 dontgoforit
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Assumption of NWO powers.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:47 | 4774423 Hallow To Our Men
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this is from 2011 :

 

Cyber Combat: Act of War

 

Pentagon Sets Stage for U.S. to Respond to Computer Sabotage With Military Force

 

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304563104576355623135782718

 

& another one :

 

Pentagon declares the Internet a war domain

 

http://thehill.com/policy/technology/171531-pentagon-declares-the-internet-a-domain-of-war

 

"As expected and foreshadowed by Pentagon officials’ comments in recent years, the plan etches in stone that cyberspace is now an “operational domain” just as land, air, sea and space have been for decades for the military.

“This allows DOD to organize, train and equip for cyberspace” as in those other areas, the plan states."

 

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:47 | 4774428 TheDoc
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Old Chinese Communist Proverb:

What's mine is mine, and whats yours is mine.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 02:01 | 4776382 Polymarkos
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Soviet variant: "What is mine is mine, what is yours is negotiable."

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:49 | 4774436 Staplegun
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Notably absent from the wanted poster are Keith Alexander, James Clapper, and Michael Hayden.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:53 | 4774459 all-priced-in
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I should change my WIFI's network name to "My Wang Dong hurts when IP"

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:58 | 4774487 john milton
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I think they are barking up the wrong dong... it was his little sister bang dae ho who did all this..

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:01 | 4774498 lakecity55
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(INTERPOL)
LES
REQNAT Russian Federation

Russian Interior Minister Boris Natasha has issued an  IAW for the arrest and detention of

                Barry Soetoro (aka) Barry Obama, aka Barry X, aka Barry Davis, aka Barry "the surfer" Dunham             
                No Prints on file
                Subject may be carrying multiple passports and false identity documents

                WANTED BY THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION FOR WAR CRIMES

Circulation Requested

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:02 | 4774505 jonjon831983
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This is flexing to show they can reach out and find out who is out there.

 

Now we need to see the reverse and have China or Russia point out someone specific on the other side.

 

(Kinda like when the Russians flexed to show they weren't out of the game yet and released some recordings)

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:07 | 4774527 TruthTalker
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How dare you spy on us while we spy on everyone. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:15 | 4774557 Chuck Knoblauch
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Send in the Queen's Powerpuff Squad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mmCMUPCNgE

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:23 | 4774590 Perfecthedge
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Am I late to the party? Because Asians are not quite famous for their Dongs (not being racist here, it is a biological fact, look it up). 

Ironic isn't it? American companies being penetrated by Dongs through the back door.  Incredible.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:26 | 4774595 arby63
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Ever get the feeling that these assholes in charge of this barge are going to get us into a BIG war soon?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:29 | 4774602 optimator
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Can I be sure this isn't a joke on us from one William Banzai?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:34 | 4774610 GOSPLAN HERO
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WANTED FOR CATICIDE & DOGICIDE - crimes against cats and dogs.

Sign at local Chinese restaurant reads: We Pay Cash for Fat Dogs.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:40 | 4774622 Chupacabra-322
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You mean the same Criminal FBI who executed the Tsarnev friend in the False Flag Boston Bombing? That FBI?

That agent, claims that Todashev was about to sign a confession to his involvement along with Tamerlen Tsarnev in an unsolved triple murder in Massachusetts and it was just before he was going to sign that confession that he attacked.

The ex-wife of Todashev spoke to me via Skype.

Ben: “What do you make of the claim that all the agents left him and only the agent who killed Ibragim remained in the room with him?”

Reni: “We still don’t know what exactly happened, how many were in there when he was shot. It is still not clear, they are not telling us anything. So far we know it was three of them when they started the interrogation of them but who was in there when he was shot, we still don’t know.”

Aside from the very strange details surrounding an FBI agent left alone with a suspect, who then must defend himself and kill that suspect, are these details.

The agent who shot and killed Todashev, reportedly shot him 7 times including in the head and chest. I say reportedly, because on July 8th, the autopsy report on Ibragim Toashev was finalized and ready for release. According to the Orlando medical examiners office forensic records coordinator,

“The FBI has informed this office that the case is still under investigation and not to release this document.”

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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:42 | 4774629 patb
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Who do they think they are? The NSA?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:50 | 4774658 BigInJapan
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How many of these guys are western educated?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:51 | 4774660 Son of Loki
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I hear Spielberger is already communicating with Ugly Gorilla and the others for a movie rights contract and their actual account of the events.

Mini-TV-Series or Feature Film?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:05 | 4774697 Perfecthedge
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You won't believe this, but some guy is already planning a thriller about the missing MH370 plane. I am not shitting you.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/19/business/cannes-mh370/

2014: The year the world went bat shit crazy!

They bodies are not even recovered and they are already thinking how to profit from this.  I guess the next school shooter will get a movie contract handed out while he is still moving around and killing his victims.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:56 | 4774675 TheReplacement
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But his brother Richard is innocent.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:57 | 4774680 toadold
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Meanwhile back at the Ranch, CISCO hires a hit team to take out the NSA because of all the sales they lost to China.

This is all explained in the book, "Dragon In The Sand," by Won Hung Lo.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 14:57 | 4774681 Ban KKiller
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They work for Bank of America now. Or JPMorgan...

They were hiding out in Vancouver, BC. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:15 | 4774716 tony wilson
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holy fuc

dis sound more fuck up and scram bulled dan egg fu yung

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:29 | 4774764 JeffB
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So are these guys, or were they in the US?

What could they do if they're in mainland China & never come over here?

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:32 | 4774773 steveo77
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You know all these shenaighans mean nothing if we continue to irradiate the entire fucking planet.      Understand what happened at WIPP in New Mexico, we must solve that shite, or non of our other efforts matter.

This is some hot shite they got down there, Conca admits 7 Curies per liter.

A liter is like a quart, almost the same, a Curie is a massive amount of radiation.

So one quart is enough to contaminate 1 Billion Costco size chickens.     Thats hot.   And they got 20,000 barrels of stuff in the 1 Curie to 7 Curie per liter category.

And even though those 20,000  barrels are only 4% of the total, they hold 3/7 of all the radiation in the WIPP.

Here is the fess up, Conca caught bragging at a pro nuke site.

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2014/02/wipp-busted-dead-to-rights-they-were.html

Here is why plutonium at WIPP is not at all like other kinds of radiation, no relation to a potato chip.    No relation to a dental Xray as former WIPP operator president Farok Shariff went on video to state.

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2014/03/relative-risks-of-various-types-of.html

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:38 | 4774785 litemine
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The FBI ?  They operate within the USA, and these "Criminals" aren't allowed in the USA? Kind of fuitile isn't it? How is the Canadian Class Action Suit against the NSA spying on Canadians going. This is because American Corporations are spied on when some USA companies showed them how. Oh what a tangeled Bull Shit web you weave. If a CIA member is found in your country (or paid Mercinary ) sue the American Goobernment. They will start up the printing presses and not even notice large amounts. They have to be the most Facist organization in History, backed by a Corrupt System that does not help the mainstreet people but bankers and those who profit from Scewing them (sorry for those who due to financial troubles) have to serve. To Hell for those who operate for GREED.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:38 | 4774791 farmboy
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Wow, I suppose NSA does not do industrial espionage too :)

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:39 | 4774793 ThisIsBob
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Well its a good thing that the FBI is doing its job and circulating wanted posters, because any one of those guys could walk into a 7-11 at any time.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:39 | 4774794 Joebloinvestor
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HAHAHAHAHA

 

What a fucking knee slapper.

 

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:40 | 4774798 Zymurguy
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"it certainly has a sort of wang to it"

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:41 | 4774800 litemine
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Sounds like Wall Street...................GS/JPM and others

They then used their illegal access to allegedly steal proprietary information

House of glass or what?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 18:02 | 4775164 Falconsixone
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They all type alike to me.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 18:06 | 4775174 Mitzibitzi
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Don't those guys all work in that transgender Chinese restaurant in DC? I believe Obozo goes in there all the time; orders 'Cream Of Sum Yun Gai'.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 18:14 | 4775192 pupdog1
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That's bold talk from a government with a Secretary of State that looks like a cross between Lurch, Mr. Ed., and Herman Munster.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 18:17 | 4775203 Falconsixone
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FBI should wookup a frew fings abow china.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 18:40 | 4775281 agmand
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What I cannot see mentioned anywhere:  you can ONLY tell, what a specific user is doing (sending messages, controlling other devices, etc.) IF AND WHEN YOU ARE LOGGED ON AND ARE ACTIVELY MONITORING EVERYTHING on a specific machine ...

Someone is spying on others ...

Go figure!

 

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 22:00 | 4775901 Aussiekiwi
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mmm, I though the Public spying cyber enemy number one was the NSA? not a mention of them, I guess if you have a bit of paper from Obama then its all ok, but boy try it without that and see where it lands you.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 06:47 | 4776538 El Hosel
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Those Ugly Gorilla Dongs should have been bannd a long time ago.... save the muffins for fuks sake.

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