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When 'Memes' Fail - Worst Dow Tuesday In 7 Months

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It began with JPY technicals and peripheral European weakness then US Retail earnings started it, Plosser extended it (rate hike sooner), then Dudley slammed it (terminal rate lower than normal)... Turbo Tuesday became Terrible Tuesday - only saved by the apparent BTFWWIII effort after Russia test-fired ICBMs. This was still the worst Tuesday for the Dow in 7 months. Despite the best effort of someone to lift VIX amid the turmoil and rescue stocks, things ended red and ugly for the Russell. USDJPY clung keenly to its 200DMA around 101.25 but stocks were manacled to bond yields on the day. Stocks crumbled back to credit markets un-exuberance from yesterday. Gold and silver recovered from an early slamdown to close higher as the USD trod water... and volume was above average.

 

 

 

 

When everyone knows...

 

Turbo Tuesday becomes Terrible Tuesday... Worst Dow Tuesday in 7 months

 

The day in stocks...

 

Stocks tracked bonds

 

and disconnected from USDJPY when it stabilized around its 200DMA

 

Yesterday's short squeeze unwound in a hurry...

 

Stocks cracked back down to credit's reality...

 

VIX tried its best to save the day...

 

As someone decided to sell a metric shit-ton of VXX just after Russia launched its ICBM..

 

 

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: VIX futures and credit markets are not in agreement...

 

 

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Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:11 | 4778646 fonzannoon
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Tuesday's gone...

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:12 | 4778651 NotApplicable
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"Toto, I don't think we're in Tuesday anymore."

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:13 | 4778654 TeamDepends
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Old Yellen, Old Yellen!?!???

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:14 | 4778662 Bastiat
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Fetchez la vache!

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:43 | 4778777 sodbuster
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Didn't you guys get the memo? Mondays are the new Tuesdays!

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:34 | 4778925 g'kar
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Goodbye Ruby Tuesday

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a00_tPLcE_g

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:14 | 4778663 CheapBastard
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"You'll be priced out of the market if you don't buy now!"

 

Oi vey.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 21:27 | 4779634 disabledvet
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"Stopped out" is more like it.

A better headline would be "shorts make money for first time in five years. Feel confident they won't be utterly obliterated tomorrow as well." (Cue "wincing" and Pete Puma.)

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:13 | 4778658 john39
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too many trying to unload overpriced junk on a day they know there is money sloshing around...

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:27 | 4778702 Arius
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i get it, but what are they going to do with cash?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:28 | 4778706 TheRideNeverEnds
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short gold?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:32 | 4778729 Al Huxley
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How'd you like to be the shithead who dumped 500 million in gold this morning - lousy 7 buck break, and it bounces right back anyway.  Now the poor bastard's got a half-billion $ short position sword of damocles hanging over his head, and is probably going to have to blow some inbred old-money Eurotrash troglodyte or fuck a goat before they give him the necessary credit to double-down that bet tomorrow.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:41 | 4778767 Bastiat
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+1 for the rant, Al but my strong sense is that whoever made that trade is taking no risk at all: any losses covered with freshly created digi-bucks.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:51 | 4778802 new game
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fed proxy trade in the land of billion dollar floats. long goats though...

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:00 | 4778826 Al Huxley
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I know, just felt like ranting..., still  shitty return on 1/2 billion, even if it's 'free money'

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:05 | 4778847 new game
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put a smile on my ugly face:)

fucking gold bullshit; meme out to sell, not sure what will suport it(seriously)...

thinking just north of 1100, with massive buying at 1090...JMFO

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:01 | 4778830 gatorengineer
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Well lets see what the japanese bring tonight.  No printy gold gets smacked... we see

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:14 | 4778880 Al Huxley
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Hey look - the guy who's holding the short position must have read this!  So tell us, do they let you bring your own goat, or do they supply one?  And is it true that those old money illuminati types have reptile scales on their dicks?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:29 | 4778718 john39
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wait for the firesale after the collapse? trade it for some tangible assets?  yeah, no easy answer, unless you have access to the script.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:56 | 4778821 new game
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cash still holds some alure, but not shining, never the less, with no sure thingy, inflection, tipping, waiting for signals, wondering, dumbfounded, deer in headlights, or just plain don't really give a fuck(me), i'd be a tad nervous and let bonds

do the talking(voice in my head saying is it true?)...

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:02 | 4778838 gatorengineer
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Famous movie quote seems right --- Canned food and shotgun shells....

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:14 | 4778652 SheepDog-One
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LOL all so wildly broken.....and does anyone really doubt they'll regain it all + some more tomorrow ?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:12 | 4778653 kliguy38
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its called "trapping the dumb money"

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:15 | 4778664 Bernoulli
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Or in Michael Jacksons words: "This is it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_SLU3m6uCA

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:15 | 4778668 RealityCheque
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Establishment money out -- check

Bagholder (AKA retail investor) in -- check

Fire lit -- check

Doors locked -- check

 

Another fine crime.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:15 | 4778669 pound the vix
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They tried to pound the vix but too many hamptonites worried about paying for $20 cosmopolotans this weekend.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 21:29 | 4779640 disabledvet
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" sell in May and head for the friggin hills!"

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:16 | 4778672 yrbmegr
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So perhaps this meme will go the way of the dodo.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:17 | 4778674 CheapBastard
Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:29 | 4778715 SheepDog-One
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Cripes! What was that all aboot??

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:42 | 4778770 Bastiat
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I guess they were reading zh and got pissed off over the empty shelves pics.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:22 | 4778687 the not so migh...
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make way for "Warp speed Wednesdays"

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:21 | 4778688 AccreditedEYE
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Before we get too *CNBS-excited*: let's also remember the VIX couldn't break out to save its life, DJIA closed off the lows and only down -89bps (Only down a little over 1% for the year) and tomorrow, they will make up everything and then some. Call me when we do some major technical damage.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:21 | 4778689 ebworthen
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The DIX indicator is flaccid.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:25 | 4778695 Agent P
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I blame the new Fed chair! 

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:28 | 4778713 Al Huxley
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Fucking right - get out the rotten tomatoes.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:22 | 4778690 jubber
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The arse fell out of Spanish and italian  bonds AH Spain to the LOD at  3.13% and Italy 3.28%  remember that these were 2.832% and 2.885% just last week...

The ECB will have to step in early if they are to stop these falling out of bed tomorrow, Greece and Portugal were also under pressure but not so important

Italy also fell below 20000 on the FTSEMIB yesterday,  but bounced back over, and today the Nikkei fell below 14000...also Shanghai closed barely above 2000...

There certainly seems to be cracks appearing in various places...

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:24 | 4778691 Agent P
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Two out of the last three Tuesdays were down triple digits...of course the other one was the all time highest level in the history of forever.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:28 | 4778709 oklaboy
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3996? 3996? do I hear 3996?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:34 | 4778735 Make_Mine_A_Double
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Whiskey Dick Tuesday?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:48 | 4778792 Hindenburg...Oh Man
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Man, they really defended the market at 2, 3, and 3:30. Interesting that they had either shot too much of their collective loads or couldn't keep it up past 3:45pm.  How come coordinated selling doesn't start at the bottom or tops of the hour--it only seems to be coordinated buying to save the markets (with the 3:30 being the classic daily event)?

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 16:55 | 4778815 I Write Code
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Just Yellen squeezing her knees on the indices, McClellan standing still - which it does just before a spike in either direction, normally I'd expect down but these days down is not allowed, so wotever dudes.  Expect something dramatic tomorrow or Thursday.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:01 | 4778831 new game
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running on freshly printed money vapor...

ooooowwooo, that smelll !

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:08 | 4778859 orangegeek
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we had a sort of bounce early and then nothing but down after as expected on Monday

 

http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/dow-jones-hourly-bull-channel-expect-mo...

 

should be down for the rest of the week - link to analysis above

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 17:22 | 4778899 wmbz
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Well the "smart" money pulled out early, due to a three day weekend coming up.  That and nice weather, it's simple really. Next Tuesday will be a different story.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 20:20 | 4779397 AndyM
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Tue, 05/20/2014 - 22:08 | 4779765 nink
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I recall a Tuesday that is probably a more accurate representation of current market status. There is no limit all this expansion

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJpLMvgUXe8

 

 

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 03:57 | 4780237 jubber
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Massive short squeeze underway early, Dow just lept 50 points BTP futures up 100, DAX 60 FTSEMIB 250 ! IBEX 100 shorts anhilated and this before 9:00 am

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