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"Who Persuaded You To Ignore Obama's Scandals?"

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Presenting the mainstream media malaise...

 

 

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:34 | 4794293 knukles
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Fuck the MSM

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:42 | 4794305 udecker
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Because it's their fault you've been persuaded to ignore the scandals?

If it sold, they'd print it.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:44 | 4794312 Ahmeexnal
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Collectivism has failed again, this time the blood of tyrants and their mooching slaves will replenish the forest of freedom for a looong time.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:50 | 4794321 kliguy38
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simple question......i wonder if these lizard douchebags really think they can ignite this powderkeg of genocide and really stay out of the blast radius.........maybe the southern Hemisphere can hide them......but that blast radius is going to be big

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:00 | 4794344 Stackers
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Started before he was even elected when they declared CNN as a "Rev Wright Free Zone"

http://www.mrctv.org/videos/just-obama-cnns-reverend-wright-free-zone

 

Obama's association with Rev Wright, his 20 year membership of the most racist church in America, following the most racist doctrine of Dr James Cone's Black Liberation Theology would have had any other candidate ousted early in the primaries.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:34 | 4794411 chemystical
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"Obama's association with Rev Wright, his 20 year membership of the most racist church in America, following the most racist doctrine of Dr James Cone's Black Liberation Theology would have had any other candidate ousted early in the primaries."

Amerika knew but did not care.  Obama was elected on the back of a combination of:

1) White guilt.  Well-inculcated by the Ziojew media and education system*.  (Ziojews are exempt from guilt; such feelings require a conscience).  Reparations redux. 

2) Many Americans wanting to appear to be hip.  Voting for a Halfrican-American.  As in, "I have black friends" (whether they do or not; akin to polls showing twice as many people claim to watch public television as actually do watch public television)

* cui bono?  The divide and conquer crowd.  Either create actual factions or allow cognitive dissonance to create them for you.  Factions prevent "me" from becoming "we".  "I" am not going to stick my neck out.  "We" on the other hand stands a much better chance.  Thus dissuade forming "we"** at all costs. 

** Revolution: some assembly required.  Suitable for ages 1 to 100.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:59 | 4794482 El Vaquero
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Anybody who voted for Obama because they have black friends needs to be donkey punched.  I have (half) black relatives, and I didn't vote for the fucker. Some of them didn't either.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:17 | 4794510 chemystical
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How many votes came from the "Fuck you Establishment!  I'll show you.  I'll vote for the nigger" crowd?  I know several who fit into that category either by their frank admission or by their other actions.  One actually said that voting for white guys got us where we are, and that Obama might change that.  He STILL has a "hope and change" bumper sticker and an Obama logo hat.  Cognitive dissonance won't even go near the guy.  He's too far gone. 

I remind them that if a presidential candidate is allowed to appear at the debates (incl primaries) then he is by definition an establishment candidate. 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:29 | 4794530 jeff montanye
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but, but, ... was the problem voting for a guy who came from a church with a radical pastor and maybe had extreme black liberation ideas, maybe would try shit that others were too staid to dare?

or was it voting for a guy who went to harvard instead of yale, likes stevie wonder instead of george jones, overthrows ukraine instead of iraq, but is fine with too big to fail, indefinite detention and executive execution?

 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:57 | 4794573 markmotive
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Mainstream media is corrupt.

Lies exposed by Stefan Molyneux and Allen West:

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2014/05/the-corruption-of-mainstream-media...

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:51 | 4794640 wee-weed up
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There are only two reasons why Obozo was elected President...

1.)  George Bush's enormous fuck-ups

2.)  Overarching blind Political Correctness on the part of the Liberal MSM

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:29 | 4794674 Oh regional Indian
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The "press" was outed a long time ago...

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/meet-the-press/

There has never been a free press. How could there be when salaries and bonuses are involved?

 

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 06:02 | 4794901 GetZeeGold
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Yes we can.....DAMMIT!

 

OK...I totally can't say that with a straight face. Next up...Hillary...the next first.

 

Hillary is famous for being famous....but she's never really done anything. When I think of her, I've got this thrill running up my leg. 8 more years of suck.....BOOYAH!

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 06:16 | 4794918 negative rates
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Twas the night before christmas.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 02:44 | 4794784 Jayda1850
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The only reason obama was elected was TPTB knew they had the perfect stooge, who's rhetoric was slick enough to fool the idiot masses. He's merely a puppet, a bad one at that, doing their bidding and reading exactly what they put on the teleprompter.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 08:47 | 4795112 RiverRoad
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Reason #3 why Obozo was elected President:

            3.)  Ted Kennedy annointed him to avenge his brothers deaths.  He musta

                      died laughing.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 13:34 | 4795820 Mad Muppet
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If I may, there is one reason he was "elected". Because the PTB wanted him. Why do you think the other guy was the only guy in the USA who had a comparable Obamacare plan installed, and was so easy to beat? Because it was set up that way! Mormon, and supposedly conservative? Romney was chosen to get the results they wanted. They negated one of the major ways Obama could have been beaten by choosing him. Then with a lot of help from the commie press it was a done deal.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:09 | 4794597 nmewn
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I think it was kinda like that.

Except with the possible exception "of some", who used the "idea" of having the first black president as a confirmation that they themselves are not racist, instead of actually walking over to a QUALIFIED out of work black man/woman and proving that they themselves are not racist.

Of course, if they knew what black liberation theology sprung from and is (if they were true free market capitalists) they would still be razzzist as well, due to its Marxist bent over time., so whatever, zero sum there...not looking for that are we?

Very clever for a "typical white progressive" to be receptive to.

I am not typical or progressive.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:03 | 4794708 Al Gorerhythm
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but, but, .... Ron Paul was a Libertarian canditate, wasn't he? Now that his son is championing the cause, he's a Libertarian canditate as well, isn't he? I'll go for him next primary because he's someone I can place my hope in.

(Rrrraaaaaallllllppppphhhhhhh; quietly vomits into bucket).

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:34 | 4794538 El Vaquero
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Back in my college days, I was studying calculus on campus.  There was a house race going on, and one of the candidates, Phil Maloof, was touring the campus with his aids campaigning.  One of his aids saw the calculus book, and said "Ohhhhhh, you're doing derivative integration!"  My response was along the lines of *blink* *blink* "Uhhhhh, yeah, sure."  So, if you're doing integrals, and you hear somebody call them "derivative integration," you have an idea of the quality of the staff that he's going to have in office.  

 

Not too long after that, I saw an interview with one girl who was asked whom she was going to for, and it was, of course, Phil Maloof.  She was asked why she was going to vote for him.  Her answer?  Get this:  "Because he's CUTE!"

 

We're so incredibly fucked.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:40 | 4794623 gafgroocK
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its a Circle Jerk

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:50 | 4794638 MontgomeryScott
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THANKS, RNC!

Next time, I'll vote for MITTENS, just because of YOUR posting!

After I flush the bowl, I always sprinkle a little 'Chemyistical' around the rim. NOT ONLY does it smell like a swirling rose, but it keeps the old lady (who didn't vote at all) happy.

DAMN.

I'm not sure whether to link 'They Live' on this thread, or Depesche Mode's song 'John The Revelator'. Well, since YOU are a REPUBLICRAT who makes nigger jokes, I'll just have to link BOTH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZeRwuN68VQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-2rQRNHZ8

Sorry, 'chemystical', I didn't understand you. It must be the RNC/DNC dick in your throat...

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 06:41 | 4794905 GetZeeGold
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Welcome to the VA....you're gonna love our healthcare system.

 

We sure showed the GOP on that one......huh?

 

I'm a conservative.....I can't stand those damn republicans. Can we just push amnesty now? Get Rubio on it.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 08:11 | 4795044 chemystical
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" It must be the RNC/DNC dick in your throat..."

------------------------------------------------

"I remind them that if a presidential candidate is allowed to appear at the debates (incl primaries) then he is by definition an establishment candidate."

Reading is your friend; well it would like to be but you've apparently eschewed it. 

I can proudly say that I have NEVER voted for ANYONE with either a (D) or an (R) behind their names, and I do vote and have been doing so since 1980.  I've met a few who talk a good game but when they claim that they need to run as (D) or (R) in order to get in office and then change things...I know that they are as full of shit as their predecessors. 

Next time you spritz the bathroom tell your wife that you're sorry that your aim and your target recognition are both pathetic.

 

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 07:33 | 4794988 mrpxsytin
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He STILL has a "hope and change" bumper sticker and an Obama logo hat.  Cognitive dissonance won't even go near the guy.  He's too far gone.

This made me literally laugh out loud!

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:47 | 4794651 Al Gorerhythm
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"and I didn't vote for the fucker. Some of them didn't either."

Yet you still support the fallacy called The System?

Quit acknowledging the system. Look how Ron Paul's son jumped the Libertarian shark when he supported Mittens, destroying his father's chance (in collusion with the GOP) at being nominated for president. You seem still keen to hand over trust when you leave your vote at the door. It's your mark of faith in The System.

After 100s of years of citizens voting for the system and expecting all those promises to be honored, and having witnessed the destruction of the Republic through their abbrogation of responsibility of a citizen, under that system, how can anyone still be a true believer? By registering your "hope" with a vote, most people just leave it at that, expecting self-centered sociopaths and career politicians to actually represent their interests as citizens, as stipulated by our Constitution. Imagine having board members of a company not adhere to its constitution? They'd be fired.

Capital Hill has a revolving entrance door, above it is a sign marked "Asshole In." and inside, above the same door, is an exit sign marked; "Assholes Out".

 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:33 | 4794539 Buckaroo Banzai
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"America knew but did not care"???

I bet you not 1 American in a hundred knows who Reverend Wright is. Even among Americans who despise Obama, I'd guess the majority would not know who Wright is or what he stands for.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:44 | 4794629 Oldwood
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Because the media decided it was racist to talk about Obama's racism.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 03:06 | 4794809 Al Gorerhythm
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I'll bet you not 1 Amerikan in 100 knows the difference between their ass and their other 53(5) sphincters, (some of whom they voted for).

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:37 | 4794547 Urban Roman
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Obama was elected on the back of a combination of:

...

Wait for it

... 

...

0) He was not Bush.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:42 | 4794555 El Vaquero
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The first time, anyway. Ironically, he is a fluffier Chicago style sort of Bush.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:09 | 4794596 Urban Roman
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Yeah, a Chicago fluffer. Now that we know that, we also know we are fucked.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:48 | 4794738 AnAnonymous
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Obama is your typical 'american' president. If the way he runs the US comes from his years under that negro, it means a lot of other 'american' presidents benefited from similar teachings.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 06:33 | 4794931 what's that smell
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follow the money, bitches. behind the oblama and the Moon Struck Media is Big Money.

you can spank the puppets all day long but nothing will change until you go after the Big Dogs...

...wall street, the FED (and its international crew of godless bankers), the military-industrial corporations, and their information collection services: NSA/CIA/FBI.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 09:01 | 4795130 RiverRoad
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Throw in the Supreme Court as well.  We're not a democracy:  The Fed and the Supreme Court run this country, abunch of appointees.  Whomever is Pres sucks up and takes his marching orders.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:51 | 4794563 stant
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Liked rev mannings take on it better

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 02:04 | 4794755 oUTLAWjosieWales
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My BF's have been sending me rev manninggs long winded ...umm sermons are not the proper descriptor

since halfMercican was in primaries

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 06:58 | 4794909 GetZeeGold
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Heh heh.....I love Manning....and I'm a white guy.

 

That probably makes me a racist somehow.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 07:42 | 4795001 mrpxsytin
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N/A

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 12:52 | 4795676 midtowng
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This wasn't ignored. It was reported widely. Try again

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:08 | 4794594 kchrisc
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Forest?! I don't want to wheel my guillotine that far. And I was hoping to fertilize the yard.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:51 | 4794326 WonderDawg
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You must be joking. That would be almost like a market driven MSM. If only that were true. The facts are that they print what they are told to print and more importantly, what not to print. News isn't consumed so much as it is forced down our throats.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:01 | 4794354 TheFourthStooge-ing
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News isn't consumed so much as it is forced down our throats.

...or delivered as a suppository.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:01 | 4794491 RichardParker
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I was thinking more like an enema.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:05 | 4794501 El Vaquero
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Would you like your news in solid form, or liquid form sir?

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:37 | 4794544 jeff montanye
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because tptb gain little by trying to maximize the profits of the news media when said "news" is so much more valuable as a means to the end of an entire political economy where their returns are maximized via corporate subsidies, tax laws, useful wars and coups, an "education" system tailored to their needs, similarly designed tariff and trade relationships, and on and on and on.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:47 | 4794634 Oldwood
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Advertising doesn't cost, it pays, right?

When you want to own a marketplace, profits are the last thing you worry about.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:33 | 4794677 disabledvet
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well....we certainly don't have a problem with the equality thing anymore. "we're all in over our heads now."

as usual i'm the last person in the world who should be giving advice given my status, former station and various "anger management issues" (darn right i'm ticked off.)

yet what still remains breathtaking to me...and so patently contradictory...is how all we do is premised on the biggest expansion of a war machine in human history...and yet no one seems to either be willing to admit to this simple fact...and indeed spend all their time trying to "control" it.

watching this American war machine is like listening to Jimmy Hendrix play guitar. And to me it is the saddest of ironies that our policy makers are feeding the beast.

We had a revolution in America...but we were founded as a nation in diplomacy and negotiation.

For sure we have known war. Terrible war even. But it does indeed strike me as quite possibly very tragic that we may have discovered a way to finance the greatest war effort in human history...and that that is in fact precisely what we're going to do with the hundreds of billions now at the disposal of the State.

Most Americans I think think nothing is going on...yet in "historical" time we I find us "at" is truly breathtaking.

In disabledvet's world "we were last seen fighting the Taliban." Near as I can tell the USA now appears on the verge of two simultaneous wars with both Russia and China...two huge nations with whom the USA has never been at war with in our history.

Forget a media with nothing to say. Can someone...anyone...please explain to me how we find ourselves in such a condition?

Forget "i'm in the fight of my life here." Exactly how do we turn this thing off again?

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 02:49 | 4794797 Seek_Truth
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Forget a media with nothing to say. Can someone...anyone...please explain to me how we find ourselves in such a condition?

 That’s what caught my attention, here is my reply to your rant:

yet what still remains breathtaking to me...and so patently contradictory...is how all we do is premised on the biggest expansion of a war machine in human history...and yet no one seems to either be willing to admit to this simple fact...and indeed spend all their time trying to "control" it.

Predicted and prophesized:

Instead of them, he (the USA) will honor a god of fortresses; a god unknown to his ancestors he will honor with gold and silver, with precious stones and costly gifts. – Daniel 11:38

watching this American war machine is like listening to Jimmy Hendrix play guitar. And to me it is the saddest of ironies that our policy makers are feeding the beast.

The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”- Revelation 13:3,4

We had a revolution in America...but we were founded as a nation in diplomacy and negotiation.

"While I was thinking about the horns, there before me was another horn, a little one, which came up among them; and three of the first horns were uprooted before it. This horn had eyes like the eyes of a human being and a mouth that spoke boastfully. –Daniel 7:8

For sure we have known war. Terrible war even. But it does indeed strike me as quite possibly very tragic that we may have discovered a way to finance the greatest war effort in human history...and that that is in fact precisely what we're going to do with the hundreds of billions now at the disposal of the State.

“I heard the size of their army, which was 200 million mounted troops.” – Revelation 9:16

Most Americans I think think nothing is going on...yet in "historical" time we I find us "at" is truly breathtaking.

for they are spirits of demons, performing signs, which go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them together for the war of the great day of God, the Almighty. "Behold, I am coming like a thief. Blessed is the one who stays awake and keeps his clothes, so that he will not walk about naked and men will not see his shame."” – Revelation 14: 15, 16

In disabledvet's world "we were last seen fighting the Taliban." Near as I can tell the USA now appears on the verge of two simultaneous wars with both Russia and China...two huge nations with whom the USA has never been at war with in our history.

“Look! An army is coming from the north;
    a
great nation and many kings
    are being stirred up from the ends of the earth.
They are armed with bows and spears;
    they are cruel and without mercy.
They sound like the roaring sea
    as they ride on their horses;
they come like men in battle formation
    to attack you, Daughter Babylon.

-          Jeremiah 50:41,42

Forget a media with nothing to say. Can someone...anyone...please explain to me how we find ourselves in such a condition?

The beast who once was, and now is not, is an eighth king. He belongs to the seven and is going to his destruction. – Revelation 17:11

Forget "i'm in the fight of my life here." Exactly how do we turn this thing off again?

"This is the judgment, that the Light has come into the world, and men loved the darkness rather than the Light, for their deeds were evil. 20"For everyone who does evil hates the Light, and does not come to the Light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.…” - John3:19,20

 

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 09:29 | 4795170 espirit
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Thank You for the Revelation, and I've saved yours and disabledvet's posts as this be the best coherent explanation of current events heard to date.

Well versed.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:09 | 4794658 Calmyourself
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Nice Jeff, succinct and informative.  Their shine will wear off, watch the supply lines they start breaking all the media in the world will not save their asses..

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:21 | 4794520 Carl Popper
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Yeah.    What he said.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:17 | 4794664 IndyPat
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I was thinking it was more like a Mockingbird.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:38 | 4794418 chemystical
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"That would be almost like a market driven MSM."

BINGO

Thus we watch Congress tell us that they want the authority to decide who is a journalist.  (Squash the competition; squash the truth; claim to be promoting freedom and free enterprise.  UP IS DOWN; has been for a long time).

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:55 | 4794471 DollarMenu
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I think that 'journalist' as applied to MSM is inappropriate.

People like Sawyer, Pelly, Williams, et al, are only actors in the long running 'reality show' called "The Nightly News."

There are  6 companies who control over 80% of all television, radio, magazine and newspaper publishing.

The "News" is not so much information delivered, but managed bursts of direction sandwiched between advertisements.

Got to dig for your own truth, and it's a lonely pursuit.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:25 | 4794521 Carl Popper
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Lonely it is, but worth it.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:37 | 4794543 Buckaroo Banzai
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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981-87

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:54 | 4794745 verum quod lies
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Ah yes, those "6 companies" that control what people are allowed to see and hear. Again, can someone tell me just what group that represents less than 3% of the population controls the MSM again? Just as the scariest thought about Barry Soetoro may be that a majority of voters voted for a fraud and usurping idiot and what that implies; it is frightening to realize that even here on ZH on thread discussing the why of MSM and MSM disinformation/lies nobody wants to directly discuss the tribe that controls and purposely causes the lies to be pushed down our collective throats. For example, "diversity is our strength ... and importing third worlders won't turn us into a third world hellhole."; diveristy of obvious racial groups is an abject weakness and history and human nature shows this to be the case. Also, calling someone a 'racist' or 'Nazi' is not meant to enhance debate but shut it down and is a sure sign that the tribe has brainwwashed the writer/speaker into thinking up is down and down is up. "Obama is a genius"; no he's not, he is a blithering idiot who cannot even string together a few words without a speechwriter and a battery of teleprompters. "The communist Chinese are our friends and 'trading partners', no there not they are our enemies ... wait a miunte, war is peace"; really? Most favored nation status for any communist country is idiotic, and shipping our manufacturing base to them and others did not make our economy stronger ... and on and on it goes ... and some hundred of comments later ZH has an oblique reference to the true problem. Rhetorical question, but has it occured to anyone here that tribal kingpins that control the media (a fact) simply want certain agendas (e.g., the 'transformation' of the country to a third world hellhole populated by blithering socialist cunts who will always 'vote' for for the socialist candidate who promises to 'spread the wealth'; i.e., the remaining wealth that the actual people who built the country accumulated) and have been and are williing to sacrifice ad revenues toward those ends?

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 09:04 | 4795138 RiverRoad
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It's not news, it's info-tainment.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:12 | 4794601 kchrisc
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"Journalist" Sorry, but you spelled shill wrong.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:25 | 4794668 MontgomeryScott
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Es-See-Aeich-Eye-Ell-Ell: 'SCHILL'.

(Those who attempt to gain the confidence of others in order to take a SCHILLING from them)

SEE: 'Confidence game'

SIC: 'CON;'

References: POLITICS, Politicians, Shysters, Hucksters, Marks, Elitists, Aristocracy, Information War, mass education, BRAINWASHING, 'Antidisestablishmentarinism', Mis-spellings, 'Idiocracy'.

I don't give a 'copper's dam', or 'tuppence'.

TWAT did you say, again? I CUNT hear you. Wait, let me FINGER it out...

 

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 09:02 | 4795134 RiverRoad
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Yup.  And the advertisers run the show.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:56 | 4794339 dexter_morgan
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you forgot the sarc tag......at least hope you did......

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:47 | 4794437 chemystical
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He forgot nothing.  He is blaming the victim. 

Asleep at the wheel, or spoonfed a steady diet of bullshit while having a watch swinging back and forth in front of our collective face? 

I suppose we could be blamed for ever allowing the hypnotist on stage, but who was that prescient - aside from our Founding Fathers and others whose voices have since been silenced or marginalized.  Is it any surprise that the Ziojews have slowly removed Founding Fathers from their edukation racket or that they've convinced us to toss them into the dustbin as pejorative "dead white guys" and "racists"?  I've never looked into who was behind the Jefferson/Sally Hemmings media circus, but would take even money that the string pullers had Bar and Bas Mitvahs.

The frog would have jumped out of the pot if it was boiling when you threw him in.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:52 | 4794459 booboo
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If what sold, it would have to be presented and marketed if they wanted it sold, they can sell anything to the public if they wanted to, afterall, they sold you his sorry ass on a platter and you could not write two full truthful sentences about his past prior to his unvailing and still can't.  

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 03:11 | 4794819 All Risk No Reward
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>>If it sold, they'd print it.<<

Sold TO WHOM?

Not the person paying 50 cents, BUT THE ADVERTISERS WHO SPEND $10S OF MILLIONS.

WHO finances those multinationals?

WHO finances Establishment politicians (both sides?)

The Money Power.

They protect their own.

Rating are collapsing for the MSM AND THEY DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO TELL THE TRUTH.

While the LIES AND COVER STORIES THEY SPEW might not be profitable for the Money Power's MSM subdivision, it does MAXIMIZE PROFITS for the Money Power interests in general.

Think bigger.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:42 | 4794307 Ignatius
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...and fuck red team/blue team bullshit.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:57 | 4794340 bigkansas
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Why is it that I'm convinced that you no only voted for Obama but have voted for democrats your whole life? Fuck the Blue team, fuck them hard fuck them long and fuck them over.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:58 | 4794350 Omegaman2211
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Oh shut the fuck up you partisan shill. We don't have time for that bullshit here.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:05 | 4794363 bigkansas
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We can never have a serious discussion about what a total failure the democratic party or their platform is, because SHUT UP!

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:46 | 4794433 Terminus C
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True... if only it was all Republican, all the time... Then it truly would be... AMERICA! FUCK YEA!

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:54 | 4794466 El Vaquero
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That pussy in the white house has become so full of shit that he has become an asshole.  FUCK YEAH!

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:56 | 4794477 Terminus C
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American exceptionalism at its finest.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:07 | 4794590 Urban Roman
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Brawndo ... it's got 'lytes!

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:32 | 4794676 MontgomeryScott
Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:08 | 4794469 Theosebes Goodfellow
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I'm not going to downvote you Big K because I understand where you are coming from, but you have to wrap your brain around the reality that even Fox News is filtering your content. That's why places like ZH, Infowars and Briebart, (to name a few), exist.

When I started down this path of self-education six years ago I did so not because I found fault with left wing media, but right wing as well. It's ALL biased. The trick is in being able to spot the bias and then read the tea leaves of what is left over.

It helps if you can read more than one language. The view of the USA from eyes elsewhere would startle you. The elections this weekend around Europe, India and elsewhere prove that people everywhere are getting hip to the banksters/elitists/Keynesians' shit.

Before you paint the democrats as the sole culprits, please take the short trip down memory lane back to 1994. Remember "Contract With America"? It was a fucking lie. The republicans sold us a bill of goods and then ass-fucked us for trusting them. And I'm telling you this as a conservative. The old guard republican party is the party of appropriators and crony capitalists, feeding the masses packaged patriotism as American as their Made-in-China 3X5 Old Glory flags. And guess what, they've made great strides in co-opting the "Tea Party" brand.

All of this while both sides, (the NWO one side), continues to electronically survail us, militarize our police departments against us and intentionally overload the welfare systems to push for the coming collapse. If they can strip away our guns and our constitution, they win and we become serfs again. Some will argue we're already there. Happy Memorial Day.

 

Update: http://youtu.be/Y2DzPfs7QAA

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 03:13 | 4794821 All Risk No Reward
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Consider using the term "Money Power World Order" instead of their own deceptive "New World Order."

It is more specific and more accurate.  Their preferred term is general and doesn't convey important the WHO that is behind this new world order.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 07:13 | 4794969 Miss Expectations
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Breitbart has partnered with Fox. 

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 10:50 | 4795354 Yes We Can. But...
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Nice post

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:32 | 4794537 Carl Popper
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Hey guys can we hold down the cursing a tiny bit?  We are trying to become a respectable blog here.   This kinda shit is not helping.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:39 | 4794550 El Vaquero
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What fucking shit are you talking about?

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:44 | 4794686 MontgomeryScott
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Well, fuck, if you don't see the fucking shit that is being fucking posted, and get fucking MAD because of the shit (I mean, the piss and vinegar) and want to speak like a 'Beallite' ('I'm as mad as HELL, and I'm not going to TAKE this anymore!'), then you obviously can't see or hear SHIT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WINDtlPXmmE

THAT's some fucking SHIT!

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:05 | 4794713 MontgomeryScott
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@ 'Carl Popper':

Sorry.

PLEASE remove your children from the room, and cover your poor wife's ears, while I tell you what a fucking P.C. ass-munching piece of...

 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:23 | 4794397 El Vaquero
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Because it's good when Bush does it and bad when Obama does it?  Or is it the other way around?  

 

Fuck'em both.  They're both rotten to the core.  I'm on my own fucking team.  

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 07:26 | 4794916 GetZeeGold
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Because it's good when Bush does it and bad when Obama does it?

 

Same team....very few seem to get that yet. Why do you think the GOP is fine with the IRS?

 

The GOP loves Lois Lerner.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:08 | 4794503 Ignatius
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"Why is it that I'm convinced that you no(t) only voted for Obama but have voted for democrats your whole life?" -- smallkansas

I have no idea what those marbles bouncing in your head can convince you of.

In 2012 I voted for Ron Paul.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 12:12 | 4795576 bvocal
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I bet voting for Ron Paul makes you feel smart. It doesn't, but it does mena you support white supremisists and really shitty policy ideas.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 13:40 | 4795841 Ignatius
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bvocal should bsilent so as to avoid making an ass of himself.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:00 | 4794579 Mr Pink
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What's mainstream media?

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:33 | 4794728 MontgomeryScott
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Mr. Pink seems to need a refresher course.

Let's post a little 'Dirty Laundry', and raise it up the old flagpole, and see if it bounces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xr31XbSOU

WHO PERSUADED YOU TO IGNORE OBAMA'S SCANDALS?

I'm over here, in case you need to listen and learn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw

 

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 10:07 | 4795260 ugmug
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The News Media Slumber Party with President Obama

 

Watching the news media reporting on President Obama is like watching grown men and women hiding under the bed covers while shining a flashlight on themselves telling everyone there isn't anything to report.

 

Once in awhile a delivery man will arrive and slip a pizza under the covers and riotous laughter emerges as the reporters use their flashlight to make their very own Obama teleprompter with the empty pizza box.

 

The Washington Press Corps should rename themselves as the Washington Slumber Party and turn all the chairs sideways so every reporter could brush each other's hair during any news conference. 

 

For those reporters with no hair to brush they will hand out the s'mores.

 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:35 | 4794294 Greenskeeper_Carl
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I didn't need any persuasion. He just has an honest face, seemed like a legit dude....

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:45 | 4794428 in4mayshun
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Wow, I hope you're not responsible for anything important. Cause you're what we refer to here in my little town as RETARDED.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:54 | 4794470 El Vaquero
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I think he forgot the sarc tag.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:26 | 4794612 Greenskeeper_Carl
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I didn't really think one was necessary. I swear, people get more dense here every day.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:38 | 4794680 El Vaquero
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I could have never read a post of yours, ever, and this would have told me that it was sarcasm:

seemed like a legit dude....

Note to people who don't understand:  When you see "Seems legit" on the internet, chances are, there's some humor and/or sarcasm involved.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:36 | 4794295 dbTX
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Mainstreet Media ... Lamestreet Media

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:36 | 4794297 DirkDiggler11
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Obumma = Oxygen Thief

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:39 | 4794301 Cacete de Ouro
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Is that a jerk circle or a circle of jerks?

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:40 | 4794302 Dr. Engali
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Curious that they are all white males.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:57 | 4794343 NemoDeNovo
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Thats Rays Cyst...........

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:28 | 4794407 El Vaquero
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This guy's name could be Ray.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:51 | 4794641 Clowns on Acid
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They are not just all white males ... they also have another cultural trait in common. 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:41 | 4794306 resaci
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What we have are professional sociopathic parasites running the show. 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:51 | 4794308 Emergency Ward
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I think Obama looks better in a Leather Bomber Jacket than Bush did.

Barry is wearing it during his "surpriiiise" visit to Bagram Bomb Central military airfield in Afghanistan.

Maybe he'll ask for a ride-along on a civilian-slaughtering bomb run.

By the way, do they have a golf course there at Bagram?

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:55 | 4794334 Lumberjack
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There is a golf course there and... Put your beverage down before you see this...

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/08/uparmored-golf-carts-bagram/

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:57 | 4794341 Emergency Ward
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Only in America, urp, American-Occupied Afghanistan......shocking and amazing....

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:50 | 4794446 Terminus C
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It's a joke... a funny one, but a joke none the less.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:54 | 4794468 chemystical
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"I think Obama looks better in a Leather Bomber Jacket than Bush did."

Tough call.  Obama looks less comfortable in it, and I'm sure he knows it's a prop.  Bush looked like he believed that wearing it somehow made him a serviceman.

* Michelle (Michael?  The Wookie?) probably makes him burn it when he's through

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 23:02 | 4794582 Jena
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The surprise visit to Bagram during which the administration outed the CIA station chief in Kabul? 

Now, if there is a functioning press this will get some coverage in places other than the interwebz.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/white-house-mistak...

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:01 | 4794702 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Hoe-lee crap, Jena. Thanks for the link and story. Hey Tylers, can we get a separate post on this story?

Every time you hear of some story about this administration you think, "It can't get any worse". Except, then it does.

These asshats make the Keystone Cops look like freakin' precision ninjas.

Attention CIA Station Chief, Kabul:

Please pack your bags. You are going home. Your clown-dicked Commander-in-Chief's social secretary has just BLOWN YOUR COVER. If you stay, YOU DIE.

So who is Obama going to hold accountable for this screw up? Hello? ... Hello? ...

I can hardly wait to hear Jay Carney spin this cluster-fuck. At least it'll keep him from shilling his wife's book for a day or so.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 03:22 | 4794823 All Risk No Reward
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I don't believe this was an accident.  If it was, the press would censor it.  They've censored too many stories that they don't want out in the past.

They want it out for a reason, IMHO.

The guy is likely gone - and they likely want him gone.

Maybe he got tired of running heroin into Europe and America.

Drug War? American Troops Are Protecting Afghan Opium. U.S. Occupation Leads to All-Time High Heroin Production
http://www.globalresearch.ca/drug-war-american-troops-are-protecting-afg...

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 08:57 | 4795119 chemystical
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"I don't believe this was an accident. If it was, the press would censor it."

Agreed.  It's almost as if you were paying attention to the topic of this thread ;)

And to the other poster's wondering how Jay Carney will spin it....first someone in the White House Press Corp needs to ask the question, and considering that NO ONE except apparatchiks are invited to the party there's almost no chance of that. 

If, however, the question is asked (cue Chuck Todd?), it will be full mode spin control scripted, and it will only be asked if there's a high probability of the public finding out otherwise and a high probability of the public giving a shit.  i.e. not holding my breath.

I remember when the Press Secretary used to ignore questions from the disfavored and instead replied only to the chosen; then they decided to grant credentials to only the chosen.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:44 | 4794311 djsmps
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Who persuaded them? The Huffington Post, because if they don't follow that line they are scorned everywhere.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:48 | 4794318 Reaper
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The lamestream media can't even have original cartoon ideas or give credit. This is an adaption of the Nast's Tweed Ring, circa 1870. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tammany_Ring,_Nast_crop.jpg

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:50 | 4794323 dexter_morgan
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likely intentional

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:58 | 4794347 knukles
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At the upper right under his signature, he gives credit to Thomas Nash, FFS

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:51 | 4794452 Terminus C
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Some people really do need to learn how to read... and... take a joke.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:02 | 4794345 Reaper
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When the image finally totally loaded on my dial-up here, I noted the box in upper right giving credit to Nast.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:50 | 4794325 alentia
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You can not go against Bobama or they will accuse you of racism.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:54 | 4794331 dexter_morgan
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who persuaded them? nobody. they (msm) ignore the scandals and/or demonize the messengers so most numbskull that rely on the msm are clueless there are any scandals.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:56 | 4794336 q99x2
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The only ones that they persuaded were the politicians that will be voted out of office in the Fall.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:56 | 4794338 ShrNfr
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Man, am I ever Tweed off at that cartoon.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 20:58 | 4794352 knukles
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Very good :)

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:26 | 4794523 alfred b.
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      I can see Wolf in there!!

 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:02 | 4794358 toady
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I guess no one here watches FOX. That's non-stop Obama scandals

Or maybe you don't consider FOX as MSM?

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:49 | 4794445 El Vaquero
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Get a Republican in office, and FOX will be defending his every move.  And we'll still be stuck with the same bullshit.  Just sayin'

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 10:06 | 4795256 hootowl
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Not a Repugnican,.....a conservative!

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:08 | 4794370 Yes_Questions
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Who persuaded me?  

 

I did.

 

since clitton and w., I have a "DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" waiver for "scandal" distraction.

 

 

 

 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:09 | 4794371 Joebloinvestor
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The worst "scandle" to me being Rev Wright gets a pass, but god help an NBA owner.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:11 | 4794374 QQQBall
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That's rayciss. All those guys are white

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:13 | 4794380 Everybodys All ...
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This is how it's accomplished ... http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/23/stephen-colbert-mocks-gops-joy-at-finally-having-a-real-government-scandal-with-va/ and if you're dumber than a goat. Ah never mind.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:20 | 4794390 dexter_morgan
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Colbert. VERY useful idiot.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 10:10 | 4795248 hootowl
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He and Jon Stewart are good Tribal soldiers, sowing ubiquitous doubt and derision.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:36 | 4794414 JailBanksters
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There is ONE simple fix, can you guess what it is?

 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:51 | 4794453 El Vaquero
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It starts with a G, and I hear the future models will have wheels so that they may roll.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 10:02 | 4795244 hootowl
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A well-placed metal-jacketed implant will work well.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:45 | 4794431 DOGGONE
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Condemn those who should have been showing you these compelling histories!
http://www.showrealhist.com/yTRIAL.html

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:47 | 4794434 samsara
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6 corporations dictate the positions and the delivery of all content. The daily slant, buzzwords and catch phases are passed down the ranks.

For example Jon Stewart has done many montage videos showing All channels delivering the exact same phraseology / wordings on certain 'Breaking News' stories.

Look at who they put out front to help control the dialogue;

Christiane Ammanpour, Husband: James Rubin. Clinton Admin. Madeleine Albright's right hand man, joined Bloomberg news to 'oversee editorial issues'. ..

Mika Brzezinski, Zbig's Daughter, say no more. 'Morning Joe' news program, Making sure message stays on point.

Andrea Mitchell, Alan Greenspan's freakin wife. CNN Unbiased hard hitting reporter. 'When asked about Tim Geitner replied, Alan and I were just over to a little soiree at his place, and I asked him.....'

The you got 360 with Anderson Cooper; Vanderbilt family

Remember Tucker Carlson 'The Obnoxious' Swanson Family fortune...

The news of course has to have Red & Blue teams to seem fair. They are setup as Red and Blue teams, Staffed for Red/Blue teams. Faux News vs CNN - Bill O'Really vs Jon Stewart - Harlem Globetrotters vs the Washington Generals.

They are all exhibition games folks. The paychecks down the line come from the same bank accounts...

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:57 | 4794747 AnAnonymous
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The 'american' middle class is in charge.

Firms only turn into incorporated mammoths by serving well an 'american' middle class.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:50 | 4794444 knowshitsurelock
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A young man passed away and St Peter greets him at the pearly gates. Upon entering, the young man notices that there are clocks all over the wall, to which he inquires of St Peter:

What are all those clocks?

To which St Peter replies, well... Everyone has a clock here, and every time you tell a lie the hand on the clock moves one minute...

To which the young man asks, who's clock is that?

St Peter replies... that is Mother Teresa's clock, and as you can see the hands have never moved since she never told a lie.

Whose clock is that, asked the young man? St Peter replies, that is Abraham Lincolns clock, and it has only moved six minutes as he only told six lies in his entire life...

The young man asks, where is Obama's clock?

St Peter replies... Oh, Obama's clock is in Jesus's office. He is using it as a ceiling fan...

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:54 | 4794467 Terminus C
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Does the magnitude of the lie count, 'cause if it did Lincoln's could be used as a plane engine.  Other than that... sorta funny, though disgustingly propagandic (as we all know Lincoln has been tied to Obozo though propaganda).

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 09:54 | 4795223 hootowl
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Ovomit told us he wants to be like Lincoln......Overthrow/ignore the constitution.  Arrest and intern and kill Americans who don't subscribe to his lawlessness....And foment another civil war.....

Geeeesh!  So much to do....so little time......Have to count on Killary to finish the job!

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:53 | 4794461 Stuck on Zero
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As long as you support the state there is no shame, there is no scandal, there is no cupability, there is no morality. 

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 21:55 | 4794472 Terminus C
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It's almost... religious...

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 06:46 | 4794943 GetZeeGold
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Many who have escaped now call it "the cult".

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:05 | 4794500 Duc888
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Well, here ya go...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:09 | 4794505 hangemhigh77
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I think the term, "Piss on It" was coined for the mainstream media.

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 22:11 | 4794508 The Carbonator
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If you want real news you need to watch "The Blaze" or get it here on ZeroHedge, or even FoxNews.

 

The 'news' on other channels, MSNBC is the worst, is not worth watching.  Its just democratic socialist propoganda.  Nothing really to watch there.  Nothing to learn.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 00:14 | 4794661 Jayda1850
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I was with you until you mentioned "the blaze". Glenn beck is a decent human being, use to listen to his 3hr radio show all the time. But he is nothing but a zionist stooge. will defend isreal until he is blue in the face, I knew the blaze was nothing but propaganda when they started running articles on all the jews terrified in ukraine, a story that has been proven to be garbage. Another version of the jerusalem post. 

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