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I don't think of California when thinking of oranges....
Just all "fruits" in general.
Hahahahaha! Yeah bro cuz like they're all GAY and stuff! High five!!!
Low interest loans for all!
Equating Oprah with Illinois is every bit as realistic as equating Chicago with Illinois. Down-state Illinois and Chicago are two entirely different worlds.
The "Land of Lincoln" is one of the most racist places I've ever encountered. In fact, that's the reason they didn't allow slavery. It was for whites only.
Thank God there are no race or hate crimes in Chicago.
Glad you could miss my point in order to display your misplaced attitude.
WTF?
Missing AK, HI, and, like, seven other states
Those missing States are the ones only Obozo has visited. Otherwise, there are 48 States shown on the map.
Where's the other 7? Surely he's visited "all 57" states.
Chill man. I think that was double sarc
I got your lame point
No gun crimes either, cuz they're illegal and whatnot. Verrrry safe with Mayor Tiny Dancer in charge.
So... at this point I can only assume I'm getting downvotes from racists who don't like being reminded of it?
Someone, please enlighten me.
I can't speak to the other post's arrows, but one here was for being a whiny jackwad. Go peddle your guilt elsewhere.
Whatever.
It's a tough neighborhood here...,
especially if you tell them they are missing the point. ;-)
Coon hunting is still a celebrated weekend family event in Mt Carmel
I grew up in Mt. Carmel and went coon hunting with my bow almost every weekend in the summer.
+1 for the term "whiny jackwad"
"jackwad" = brilliant.
CHEERS!
(PS: silver bitchez)
No just the married ones
Think of this: When you use the term 'GAY' in the context you describe, you are implying that you must know something of 'GAY'.
Some folks, including myself, know nothing of this 'GAY' you are implying, unless it is from the old Flintstones theme song: "We'll Have A Gay Old Time".
Tell us all you know of 'GAY'.
"That's so 'gay'." is an implied statement, IMPLYING knowlege of 'gay' in a different context of the meaning of happy.
So, Californians are 'GAY', meaning happy.
...and evidently stoned like you.
Too funny..
(clean-up on isle one)
You protest too much
"So, Californians are 'GAY', meaning happy."
According to the late Gore Vidal, "dirty belly" is correct. Vidal pointed out on many occasions that "gay" is simply absurd AND that "homosexual" is an adjective as in 'a homosexual act' ... Vidal pointed out that the correct pronoun for a homosexual man would be "homosexualist" but of course fag and queer are also very popular.
Maybe FAG is better. Or is that just a British cigarette?
FAG.
Its not that they are all gay, they just want to be....its so cool now, you know.
They are, after all, special people. The rest of us are just neanderthal plebes.
Technically, the tomato is a fag.
Tomata du Plenty was a fag and a very talented one (here he is):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0-w0hUnhpI
Where's Vacation Paradise and Oil and Igloos?
Commiefornia, as I like to say; the land of fruits, nuts, and assorted flakes.
And a few of us rugged, wild assed individuals that can't wait for it to burn. We will have front row seats to all the fun while all the rest of you can only watch.
Miffed;-)
Enjoy, I have extended family in Commiefornia but you'll never get me to live there.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans #1- Five, one to screw in the light bulb and four to share in the experience.
Ans #2- Duh, Calfornians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two...but how in the heck do they get in there???
You'd be better off watching the flames from Montana.
We have 100 acres of prime farmland in Washington on a fantastic well free and clear waiting for us. We can't even sell it because the water rights are strictly deeded to our family and revert to the neighboring landowner if sold to an outside party. We have contemplated drilling another well in case we must sell it but looking as the way things are going, that probably won't be necessary.
The trick is not waiting too long before we make our escape as those did in the 1930s in Germany.
Miffed;-)
Yes. After the Long Beach Oil Refineries are burned to the ground I think that Houston and New Orleans will make interesting targets. It may just be audience participation night, Miffed.
Pipelines are always nice too. I am glad that we can hop over the border to Mexico. It will be entertaining.
Kaleefornia: physical Paradise, societal Hell.
Chemical Dependency and disillusional - Kalifornia
And that differs from the rest of the US, how?
Kalifornia = chemical dependency and disillusional
Rest of US = chemical dependency and disillusional and in denial about it
Muchos inmigrantes ilegales en California. Hablas español?
I had eggs and bacon. Why do you ask?
Do you think of the majority of the food you eat? Or how about everything you do on the internet?
This is the new map of Europe after yesterday's EU elections, according to the Euro elite and libtard media:
http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/europagroot.html
What, no Norsefire for England?
Speaking of which, I was watching V4V on BBC America last night; chuckled once again at V's description of the young Sutler, "a young politician, devoutly religious but with no respect for process" -- obviously a stab at Bush 2, but other than the religious part it fits BO to a tee.
California? Not oranges...twinkies.
These maps are never funny or interesting.
It was worth reading all of them to find this gem:
"Lard reservoir"
It was worth reading all of them to find this gem:
"Lard reservoir"
It had a couple of spots, but yeah....
where are the PORN maps of every state? Now that could be a major game changer.
Florida (Miami)
California (L.A.)
Every other state....with a legend reading.....* Cell Phone Porn
Ask and you shall receive:
http://gizmodo.com/heres-all-the-dirty-details-on-americas-thriving-porn...
Check Kentucky.
Oh and this, because if you were to assume that the most homophobic bible lovin' states also watch the most gay porn, you would be correct! I'm sure it's for research..
http://oscarloveslife.blogspot.ca/2011/12/bible-belt-states-lead-us-in-g...
...and if you were to assume that only a Marxist troll like James_Cole would research which states watch the most gay porn, you would be correct!
Yep, bible thumping gay porn lovin' staunchly homophobic southerners are always good for some chuckles.
Yep, and Marxist quoting gay porn lovin' staunchly heterophobic white libtards are always good for some chuckles.
You'll have to introduce me to some, they sound entertaining.
Just look in the mirror at your reflection, then laugh.
Cass?
Also note the southern states searching "ebony"...
huh...
http://m.fastcodesign.com/3017871/infographic-of-the-day/infographic-map...
Everyone likes teens, creampies and milfs.
Who likes "ebony"?
The South/Southeast....
Guess you've never been to the South, but there are quite a few blacks in these parts. Just saying.
It's a tough flip between the Badlands or Flying Saucers for my holiday
At least Montana finally lost it's association with sheep......
I always thought that was Wyoming.
Never mention "I banged a U" in certain company there when trying to say you made a U turn, or you might learn more about velcro gloves than you ever wished to know.
Yep. Montana looks about right. The grizzlies continue to eat a few yuppies and assorted environmentalists every season.
Nature in balance, as I say.
I don't get the wonder woman Arizona thing....
I think it is because Linda Carter, who played Wonder Woman, is from Arizona. I used to work for her dad, Colby C. Carter.
Really hoping it is not for Janet Napolitano. Or Rose Mofford. :)
Might be a reference to McCain.
Yeah, I didn't know Linda Carter was from here. Learn something new every day!
I assumed it was for Brewer or perhaps Napolitano....unless , there is some porn star I am not aware of.
I always think hot n dry when I think AZ
Wonder Woman threw me off too.
Take a walkabout on the Arizona campus, especially down sorority row. You'll see for yourself. Although they might be hiding due to Rodgers.
The looks of them Sun Devil coeds beat those of the Mildpussies any day. You ought to go visit Tempe instead of that school down south.
Where's the escape route?
The states that border on Mexico and Canada. As for the rest of this fucked up Nation...you are on your own.
Burn baby burn.
I'm sorry, Virginia and furniture? Louisiana and Atlantis? Maryland and statisticians? Ohio and swingers?
I don't even. What was the cartographer smoking?
One could easily categorize everything East of the Rockies and west of the Cascades as 'Shithole'.......
You Sir are a Lunatic! Time for a road trip to places like Oregon,or Maine.
Eastern Oregon is okay. Same with Eastern Washington. I forgot about Maine (it's not hard to do you know) so it gets a pass. I cannot abide the political blight that overshadows the secenry of the West Coast......
You missed Washington DC, home of the Federal sociopathic lying scumbag politician, please forgive me for being so redundant in my description.
Mordor on the Potomac.
I like to think of it as "The Dandelion Spot."
No matter what, someday the dandelions will break through the last chunks of granite and marble, once again ruling supreme.
DC - Aristocrats
Number 5 says Statisticians.
It should say retarded.
Maybe the angle it's going for is:
Lies, damned liars and statisticians.
That part is a given.
Uh, I'm in Massachusetts and as I drive around the word that comes to mind isn't "POSH". Is there some other phrasing of "Space Available" where POSH would be the acronym?
Previously Occupied Spot Here?
Pretty Obvious Shit Happens
Could be worse bitchez,
You could be a Pommie Limey Backward Cunt, just like me.....
Pommie??
You fucking racist bastards....
;-)
Anti-immigrant parties may be rising in Europe, but in California there are the pro-immigrant parties (aka Democrats and Republicans).
canned sardines ???? ..... that's the best you got, buddy ....how you doing ?
Joisey has da govamitt corruption! Fuggeddaboutit!
Flying saucers, LOL. And yes, we do capitalize on that:
http://forteanswest.com/lowfi/new-mexico/wp-content/uploads/sites/9/2010...
Brewed 30 or 40 miles east of me in Moriarty. The three best things about that town are the brewery, the year round fireworks store and a restaurant called El Vaquero on Rt 66. I've never eaten there. I just like the name. Other than those things, I would not recommend stopping there.
And all together the US is the territory of some schmucks in NY and the City of London.
Colorado is now indelibly associated in the public mind with marijuana. "The Southern Rectangle" ought to read "Pot Smoking Legal Here." Apart from that, the bicoastal bobos know it only as "Aspen." Everyone under 35 knows it as "The Home of South Park."
SEE HERE:
Obama wants new world order 2014
See video here (speech from today)
http://homment.com/obamawelt
Bullshit... lol
This map is outdated and reflects stereotypes from the last decade?
Michigan is no longer the land of bankrupt carmakers but more like the land of government automakers thanks to Barry and his union donors?
Illinois is Oprah with the wind? Oprah retired to a massive estate near Santa Barbara. Illinois is now more associated with Democrats and their union and gangsta thugs?
Certain parts of Minnesota look more like Somalia and Cambodia rather than Scandinavia?
Maybe lots of fake boobs in California, but orange groves? Most orange groves have been plowed under and paved over, but there are still plenty of fruits?
Shouldn't Texas have the additional title of "shriveled", as it is in a 4 yr drought?
apparently i am getting so bored with zh, i'll click on anything.
:)
Haha! I live in "Chastity Pop"...
Ah thank that's funny, don't y'all?
I know some very nice racists in South Carolina.
Armed? You bet. God fearing? No way. He comes here talking trash, we'll kick his celestial ass.
What a load of pure typically obtuse Leftist troll sewage.