Goldman Blames Fed For Creating "Abnormal" Trading Enviornment

Tyler Durden's picture

First it was JPM, then it was, surprisingly, none other than NY Fed chief Bill Dudley - the head of the trading desk that proudly boasts trader extraordinaire Kevin Henry, then it was Citi yesterday, and now joining the chorus of banks and Fed presidents blaming all that is wrong in the banking system on near record low volatility resulting in a collapse in trading is none other than Goldman Sachs, whose president Gary Cohn spoke at a Sanford Bernstein conference earlier today, said that fixed income volumes - the bread and butter of Goldman's juggernaut FICC division - are under significant pressure, and blamed low interest rates and, drumroll, the Fed's QE on the drop in volatility, summarizing the current trading environment as "Abnormal." It appears increasingly more are voicing their displeasure with the New Centrally-Planned Abnormal... but only after their balance sheets are full to the brim with some $2.8 trillion in fungible reserves.

Some other soundbites from Cohn:

  • Cohn says economic factors are biggest driver of slow trading; economic fundamentals bigger driver than regulation

Translated: the bond market has realized what is happening to the economy, which means stocks not so much.

  • Cohn says market is perhaps overly influenced by ‘recency’

Translated: the last crash was caused by the Fed; therefore everyone knows who will be the reason for the next crash.

  • Cohn: We believe strongly trading volume will return to normal

Translated: at some point QE will end and all hell will break loose (yes, the Lehman deflationary collapse "recenecy" is still there, and everyone remembers who the biggest winners were from the Lehman and AIG collapse). We will be sure to profit again.

  • Cohn says Goldman Sachs is taking market share in trading; says market share gains may not translate to revenue yet

Translated: it worked for Amazon for 5 years, why shouldn't it work for us too?

  • Cohn: ‘environment for all of the firms is quite difficult’

Translated: It's not just who are getting tired of the Fed's endless manipulation of every asset class.

 

  • Cohn says M&A pickup may be followed by trading pickup

Translated: he may be right, he may be wrong. One thing is certain: M&A pickup with be followed by a pinkslip, pardon synergy, pickup.

And the main slides from Cohn's presentation. Note the absolute collapse in FX volumes as regulators have finally clamped down on  foreign exchange market manipulators and all that's left are the robots.

Source: Goldman

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insanelysane's picture

No one, I mean no one, we have some of the smartest people on the planet working on Wall Street, and no one could have seen it coming.

- everyone in MSM 5 seconds after next crash

alien-IQ's picture

If they couldn't see that coming, then they will surely not notice the crowd approaching with a freshly sharpened guillotine.

THX 1178's picture

The fingerpointing begins in earnest. Goldman sez, "Its not our fault, don't hang us from the streetlamps."

cowdiddly's picture

Goldman did not have a problem quickly applying for a bank charter to get in on the fed feed trough when the money was passed out. I did not know God would be such a hypocrite.

fockewulf190's picture

Looks like the tits are running out of milk.

BC6's picture

In other words, the junkie blames the dealer. This junkie should have died in 2008.

Againstthelie's picture

GS giving support for winding down QE.

espirit's picture

What?  No Moar Muppets?

Boo-Hoo.

dontgoforit's picture

He who is least prepared is the worst Boy Scout.

Headbanger's picture

THX:  That's what I've been saying for months now about the back pedaling done by the Fed and banksters lately.

They KNOW the whole financial system is about to collapse and are fearful as hell about it.

This has me thinking that Obozo may be bringing home troops from Afghanistan to quell the civil riots when it all implodes.

dontgoforit's picture

The armed services will be with the mob on this one - their paychecks will be worthless and they're not a drafted army any more.

ACP's picture

Looks like the HFTs are taking the lead from the world's best criminals at the Sachs. Can't let that happen.

BTW, WTF is up with the pullback today? The S&P is down 0.5 points! What is this world coming to??? I thought this market is only supposed to go up!

JRobby's picture

Pike em' Just like the middle ages. Up and down the streets of lower Manhattan. Birds and bugs need to eat, same as worms.

  

Al Huxley's picture

No, they'll be finger-pointing and blaming each other in a mad attempt to offload responsibility onto somebody else.  I rarely watch CNBC but I did watch it through the course of the big correction back in August 2011 and it was FUCKING HILARIOUS to see everybody telling everybody else how full of shit they were.

agstacks's picture

"The people that 'saw it coming' are the cause for the collapse.  People who spoke of free markets, sound money, limited gov, have undermined the foundations of faith and trust in our currency. I think it is clear who is responsible and what must be done next."

-MSM

dontgoforit's picture

When the system goes ka-put, we can all starve or freeze together.  At that juncture, it won't matter whose fault it was.

dontgoforit's picture

The smartest people on earth cannot out-smart Satan.  They can only sidestep his temptations and get right with their Creator.

Sisyphus's picture

Yes, the mantra goes something like this:

Om....mmmore hookers $ blow.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

You gave me too much money!... You told me to lie!... You trusted us!!!...

Definition of a "perfect circle jerk"...

Zirpedge's picture

So they are expecting Yellen to eat the soggy bisquit for being last to drop a load? 

LawsofPhysics's picture

Please the PDs are the Fed. 

Execute all these motherfuckers already.  Nothing changes otherwise.

sessinpo's picture

LawsofPhysics    Please the PDs are the Fed. 

Execute all these motherfuckers already.  Nothing changes otherwise.

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As if it really changes if you execute anyone? Just another person steps in to fill the role. It's physics.

LawsofPhysics's picture

Bullshit.  You accomplish two things 1) you send a strong fucking message that will change people's behavior (at least for a little while) and 2) you have one less asshat to feed or burn oil in his fancy cars, hence, saving a shitload of calories.

 

That's a "win-win" in my book motherfucker.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

This is what comes next. And it's not just Rob Kirby who's seein it!

Winston Churchill's picture

Great interview,I  had already seen it.

Highly recomended for everyone on ZH.

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

What would happen if you rigged an election and no one bothered to show up and vote?

What would happen if you rigged a stock market and no bothered to show up and trade?

What would happen if.......

Non participation bitchez. Fighting the beast only enables it.

Stockman aka Voteman is coming next.

sessinpo's picture

Dewey Cheatum Howe    What would happen if you rigged an election and no one bothered to show up and vote?

What would happen if you rigged a stock market and no bothered to show up and trade?

What would happen if.......

Non participation bitchez. Fighting the beast only enables it.

Stockman aka Voteman is coming next.

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Who controls the information? If no one showed up, how would you know except for what is reported. Non participation means you have given up and they have won, which is what they want. How you particpate is the difference. We have yet to see the correct type of participation, which I believe is a direct non violent confrontation with DC. And that ain't going to happen until things get much worse because people are to busy just trying to scrape by.

agstacks's picture

They will make sure it is a violent confrontation and your group is the one labeled the domestic terrist.  The sheeple will appluad when they're all rounded up.  You know, "DC STRONG" or something like that. People love it. 

PeeramidIdeologies's picture

A society outside of their means of control, namely money and law, would have them on their knees within a couple years. Once some of the bigger players start playing hard ball it won't seem so impossible.

kliguy38's picture

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

disabledvet's picture

Ummmmm...."nice knowin' ya."

slaughterer's picture

Cohn says that if Kevin Henry went on a lengthy vacation volatility would pick up.  With Kevin Henry active on the NYFED trading desk, GS has no hope of seeing much trading revenue this quarter.  

ssp2s's picture

Translation: The market is about to tank and there must be a suitable target for the blame.

daemon's picture

" Translation: The market is about to tank and there must be a suitable target for the blame. "

Definitely. Another translation may well be : " we have refilled our coffers with precious metals, we own a sufficient amount of assets (land, agencies, ...) to effectively take control of the country, and it's time for us to get rid of dead organisms,like the FED, and finalize the implementation of what is soon to officially become USAristocracy. "

SDShack's picture

Yep, all these "leaks" are just TPTB telegraphing to each other that the big shoe is about to drop. The next edition of Pump & Dump is about to happen. You can bet a gold double eagle that the next "sacrificial lamb" has been identified and the wolves are just circling it. Que the deer in the headlights. When the attack happens, it will be so fast and violent, most will not have time to react. Plan accordingly.

mt paul's picture

dog ate

my loosing trades....

 

Hacked Economy's picture

Totally OT, but I had to post this at the first chance I got.

This morning as I was getting coffee on the way to work, a SWAT team from Farmington, CA strolled in. They were in uniform and armed, and apparently stopping for a break while on a drive to some destination.

Here's the kicker...according to Wikipedia and City-Data, the area of Farmington has only 207 residents(!) as of the 2010 census, and is actually shrinking! What the hell?? So what's next for that tiny town, a free MRAP from the Feds?

I'm telling you, people, this $hit's getting real. It's not just online rumor anymore...all the towns and cities are arming themselves for some future contingency.

BeetleBailey's picture

Probably on some training op....

....using live targets....

Chupacabra-322's picture

Yup. When all hell breaks loose, & it eventually will. It will be open season with anyone wearing GI Joe costume.

buzzsaw99's picture

i saw the fugliest suv on the planet today. it said "homeland security" on it but clearly it was designed for riot control.

Bananamerican's picture

"I'm telling you, people, this $hit's getting real. It's not just online rumor anymore...all the towns and cities are arming themselves for some future contingency"
I think in that case it just shows how far down the rabbit hole; the "take", the "vig", the "mordita", the "Mission Creep" of wasted tax dollars go....

After all," heroic 1st responders" gotta eat...

BeetleBailey's picture

Akin to a cojoined Siamese twin blaming their other half for farting.

FUCK YOU GOLDMAN YOU CUNTS!