Mainstream Media Meteoronomics

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When the weather channel of USA today discusses economics it may be time to officially replace Joe LaVorgna with groundhog Phil...



And in case you were wondering just how much the weather impacted the strong vibrant US economy...



A 3.5 percentage point plunge since the start of the year in the world's largest 'escape-velocity prone' economy due to some snow...

Or in real terms a $100 billion loss in US economic growth...sounds reasonable eh?

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Thu, 05/29/2014 - 22:58 | 4808488 MrTouchdown
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If you like your recovery, you can keep your recovery.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:06 | 4808503 Gypsyducks
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What if it is broken, can i return it?

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:11 | 4808516 NoDebt
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Not right now.  However.... I offer you the possibility of returning it in roughly 3 years under a new administration.  You can begin holding your breath.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 00:36 | 4808631 I MISS KUDLOW
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peter schiff vs ron insana today on the shrinkage


ron....the weather caused the shrinkage

peter.....i think inflation caused it

ron...people couldn't get out of their houses due to weather

peter....they had to stay in their houses with sweaters on because of higher electric bills and gas bills

ron....peter gold is going down what do u have to say about it?


should i even continue?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 00:47 | 4808654 disabledvet
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yes, please do.

i grew up on a farm and can't stand New York City for what they did to all "my cities" up here. For some reason I still think The City can be saved however.

Did they do the interview in their respective Superhero costumes?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 07:42 | 4808904 kill switch
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30% Restocking fee...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:13 | 4808779 TheRideNeverEnds
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Any day now the weather will clear up and its Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 05:41 | 4808823 BeansMcGreens
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But the official hurricane season begins Sunday. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 09:23 | 4809125 A Nanny Moose
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Wait a minute. I thought all that destruction was good for the economy? Did the snow not break enough windows?

...or have these fucktards have encountered a contradiction? If so, they need to check their premise.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:12 | 4808491 NoDebt
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I'm surprised that Q1 GDP expectations took such a large dive after the ACTUAL GPD number was released.  You would think they would at least have the balls to expect a later revision to only -0.5% growth.  

'US Yesterday' weather reporters should be more on the ball.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:13 | 4808520 Luckhasit
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Look NoDebt, what have we said about using logic and critical thinking when it comes to the circus called the economy and the markets.  

It's all sunsines and rainbows until reality bites the drones in the ass.And we both know when this shit blows up those drones that blamed the weather will say no one saw this coming.  The problem is is that its hard to see whats really going on when you stay in your ivory tower with your head up your ass. Kinda makes it hard to see the forest for the blighted, acid rain scarred trees.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:23 | 4808539 NoDebt
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At the lower levels where you and I exist.... absolutely agree.  Higher up, where the real masters of the puppet leaders live, no.... there is a plan.  

No, not a plan.  More like a recognition of reality.  Of inevitability.  They play the long game, and it's done on a sliding scale.

Nobody gives a shit the state of the empire over which they rule, so long as they rule over it absolutely.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:27 | 4808548 NidStyles
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Exactly, that is why absolutism is so dangerous.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:36 | 4808569 Luckhasit
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I agree whole heartedly. 

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:20 | 4808533 Al Huxley
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I agree, I may switch to a different weather provider for my GDP forecasts.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:26 | 4808542 NoDebt
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I've switched to WeatherBug, personally.  Insightful economic commentary AND they give me tornado warnings straight to my cell phone.  

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 00:36 | 4808638 Al Huxley
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I'll give it a try...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 00:50 | 4808659 icanhasbailout
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"When even shoeshine boys are giving you stock tips, it's time to sell."

- attributed to Joseph P. Kennedy

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 01:45 | 4808713 ebworthen
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Regis Philbin was on CNBC's "Fast Money" today.

David Einhonrn of Greenlight Capital called in and asked Regis to be an intern this Summer.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 08:12 | 4808954 TheMerryPrankster
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"When even stock tip boys are giving you shoeshines, its time to bail out of Dodge"

attributed to MillionDollar Bonus, may he rest in peace....

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:00 | 4808493 FieldingMellish
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Fewer hookers adding to the GDP because of snow.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:07 | 4808507 CrimsonAvenger
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I don't know, feels like snow jobs are at an all time high.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 03:10 | 4808758 vulcanraven
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You might be onto something there....

The whole "cold weather/penile shrinkage" thing comes to mind

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:02 | 4808497 Cognitive Dissonance
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PR handout repeaters, not reporters.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:07 | 4808505 SilverIsMoney
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Damn folks you ain't seen NOTHING yet! Just wait until the Fed has to UNTAPER! Holy crap the markets will go fucking nuts then won't they!

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:09 | 4808513 raki_d
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They wont. No untaper ever. No fighting Fed

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:17 | 4808530 Protokletos
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Real gross national product -- the goods and services produced by the labor and property supplied by U.S. residents -- decreased 2.1 percent in the first quarter, in contrast to an increase of 3.1 percent in the fourth. GNP includes, and GDP excludes, net receipts of income from the rest of the world, which decreased $42.4 billion in the first quarter, in contrast to an increase of $17.0 billion in the fourth; in the first quarter, receipts decreased $29.0 billion, and payments increased $13.4 billion.



From the BEA report

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 00:02 | 4808595 Buckaroo Banzai
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Time for:

Sad trombone

Losing horn

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:21 | 4808535 Seize Mars
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Uh, "The US economy shrank in the 1st quarter for the 1st time in 3 years due partly to bad weather that hampered activity"

You LIE!!!

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:26 | 4808549 mademesmile
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Ha ha ha ha ha

"Partly" what, pray tell, was the other "part"?

The death of the middle class, huge debt levels, printers on fire, obamacare, business closing down, discouraged workers, the handout class or was it something else, like terrorists?

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:32 | 4808561 ObamaDepression
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it may be time to officially replace Joe LaVorgna with groundhog Phil...

Agreed! Why not? Every day is the same. Reminds me of the movie Groundogs Day

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 01:09 | 4808680 disabledvet
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"Punxsatawny." I think that was his name. Was he a woodchuck or a groundhog?
gopher it is...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 08:20 | 4808970 TheMerryPrankster
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Actually a heavily mutated beaver discovered near a Nevada Nuclear Weapons testing range.

He has the ability to predict the future up to six weeks in advance and enjoys wearing doll clothes and collecting PokeMon Cards. Favorite Color Green.

Dresses up like a garden vegetable for Halloween. Also does financial analysis and forecasting for Goldman Sachs and Sears.

Hopes to open a franchise business teaching rodents how to succeed in finance by learning his 10 rules of success.

Also flips houses on the side and has a reality show in the works..

P.Phil as his friends call him is represented by William Morris Agency and is available for select events.


Thu, 05/29/2014 - 23:37 | 4808568 oklaboy
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and now what will sunshine do.....

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 00:32 | 4808634 Freewheelin Franklin
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Still expecting 2.5% on the year. 


There are lies,  damned lies, and statistics. Take your pick. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:40 | 4808797 RazvanM
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"When the shit gets really bad, you need to lie!" european bureaucrat.

"When the shit gets really bad, you need to change the terms of the comparison!" US bureaucrat

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 01:13 | 4808682 walküre
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33 shysters are up for election on November 4th. Red shysters trying to outnumber the blue shysters again.

Let's just say, the shyster's focus is not on the economy right now. God willing, there will be a massive hurricane destroying Vichy, DC on 11/04/14 which will blow the entire shyster gang to hell.

Take that you dumb metereologists wannabe economists!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:48 | 4808801 Obamanism
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Lets make it a rule no Lawyers/shysters are allowed to make or pass laws, they have to much of a vested interest.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 01:49 | 4808715 ebworthen
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Yeah, all that weather kept people from buying snow shovels and blowers, and firewood, and fixin's for chili, and turning up the heat, and ordering pizza, and paying people overtime to do snow removal.

Yup, that's it, the weather.  Q2 it will be the "sweltering heat" in that dastardly "Summer".

Almost getting too hot to go out as we speak.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:45 | 4808800 Obamanism
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Time to blame El Nino again

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 08:28 | 4808989 TheMerryPrankster
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The boy child always be makin some troubles.

Why aren't the analyst and talking heads discussing why the unemployed are not buying more stocks and bonds?

Wallstreet is Mainstreet. Whats good for General Motors is good for America. A chicken in every pot and a hobo under every overpass.

written on an Osborne portable computer in a van down by the river.

Let me help you overcome your child's behavioural problems today.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:11 | 4808778 NoIdea
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In five years' time that -1.0% will probably be revised down to -4%. In the meantime figures for Q2 will be massaged so the US can avoid being shown to be in a recession. Expect a sub 1% print which will subsequently be revised down below zero

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:26 | 4808786 Obamanism
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Canada, Switzerland, Sweden all have similar bad weather but they did not have problem.

There is no such thing as bad weather, just not enough snow ploughs.

I blame climate change........ wait....... because of "Global Warming" there was no investment in proper equipment to cope with the bad weather.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:37 | 4808790 RazvanM
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So, next time somebody predicts economy, he should study weather really hard :)) "Oh my God, it was so much snowing during this winter!" "This summer was so hot that the economy was negatively affected by it."


People, Atlas Shrugged evoques so well the stupid excuses made by these incompetent imbeciles!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 04:39 | 4808793 observer007
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interesting: Russia gov report Snowden Greenwald are CIA frauds


report at the Moscow offices of Russia's SVR and FSB intelligence / security agencies, on the ongoing fraud of CIA agent Edward Snowden and his CIA-tied media such as Glenn Greenwald, UK Guardian, NY Times etc

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 06:44 | 4808849 Bollixed
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Yea right, because "I read it on the internet". From that tripe:

"By his support for lying, murdering CIA media, Edward Snowden is helping kill in Ukraine, and to damage the naturally good relations that should exist between Russia and Central and Western Europe. Against his own people, Snowden is helping to silence and kill genuine US dissidents and honest US officials, and to crush USA's internal reformist 'Liberty Movement'."


"honest US officials" - three words rarely found in the same sentence...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 05:33 | 4808822 intric8
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I almost bit through my metal fork when i read that tweet.

LAME excuse making at the highest levels. How does this not affect the psyche of kids and american public?

Not only do we have politicians and oligarchs lying to protect each others behavior, they lie to protect the behavior of the economy! They dont want obama taking the rap. This is the current fucked up state of the liberal media for you. The agenda's to feed the masses bullshit till we all go blind and insane rather than serve healthy dollops objectivity and truth to restore vision.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 06:07 | 4808834 Youri Carma
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That's handy because now I only have to look at the economy (what I do anyways) to know what the weather is.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 06:53 | 4808853 Farqued Up
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Yeah, tell 'em Ride, "'tis but a scratch".

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 06:57 | 4808856 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Being the economy has been whittled down to bankstering and Ipads, and bankstering is done electronically and the weather is always sunny in Silicon Valley, how was GDP possibly affected?

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