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"Good luck in your next gig.. you too Jay"
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Two pods in a pea.
chief of state
chief of lies
Where's Jack Bauer when you need him...
See you at Goldman Sachs!
[off camera] Lloyd Blankfein: "may I cut in?"
"C'mon, Reggie will never know!"
I can feel your dick.... can you feel my boner Mr. President?
"Good luck with turning the military loose on our citizens now that the military can see how you treat the Vets."
Your ass is tighters than Michelles, miss you.
I thought Art Carney was dead. He was great as Ed Norton.
Is thata roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to hug me ?
Dude! I quit to get away from your slimy self and you have to go and hug me?!!
Very awkard hug
docking.
Carney: Your hug is better than noose, your highness!
Looney
"Heck of a job, Carney!"
Public serpents endlessly coiling and uncoiling, slithering and slathering, their forked tongues incapable of telling the truth because their reptile brains have no idea what it is.
The planet cannot be rid of this vile species too soon, nor of the vile habitat in which they breed and propagate:
http://books.google.com/books?id=3yURCxMXKhcC&printsec=frontcover&source...
In Fraudlandia it is the tradition that when the Emperor rests his chin on your shoulder you must kiss his bicep to maintain the illusion of clothing.
>>>The planet cannot be rid of this vile species too soon
For that job, I'm afraid you'll have to nuke the entire site from orbit etc. etc.
I wanna kiss your pineapple!
Get in line...
< Rats leaving a sinking ship.
< Captain goes down with his ship.
But what does a rat-Captain do?
http://i.imgur.com/RgX7qm0.gif
Obama's expression....interesting.
I would have expected the pathological-liar-I-care-about-you look.
Instead, we got the sociopathic-I-have-zero-emotions-and-only-truly-love-myself look.
"Don't bother buying green bananas, Jay."
Caption contest... or dime-store trash romance novel?
"Are you sure you have to leave, honey?"
"Yes, dear, I have to. My husband is starting to suspect. It's getting too dangerous."
"When can I see you again?"
"Oh, God, I don't know..."
(Jay falls in to Barry's waiting, open arms, and they share a brief moment again, together. He takes his glasses off, wiping the tears of sadness and lust from his eyes, as they part, forever wishing for another chance; another time; another place together for this moment, forever. Barry, looking forelorn, but with his sense of duty intact, puts this cheating woman out of his mind immediately, and calls up all the people in his 'little black book', to find a substitute to fill his days; his nights; and for his need to fill them as well. He sighs, knowing that there will never be another one as good as Jay.)
Chief of Lies... Lies for Chief.......
Minister of Propaganda.
Would make a great Tee shirt.
Yes Carney, Prostate exams are included in Obamacare.
Too bad we can't see the bottom half with Carneys pants down.
Yeah. Speak for yourself.
Now that I think of it, you bring up a new metric in the downslope of America.
Marylin Monroe
Monica Lewinski
Reggie
We are so screwed. The next guy is going to be Carlos Danger banging midget trannies or some shit.
Corzine-Weiner 2016
looks kinda like a photo of snowden's welcome home hug .....
No.
HERE is Snowden's 'welcome home' hug, courtesy of Van Halen (and Guantanamo):
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NJrDIPoN8GE/UWkFfeWIs2I/AAAAAAAAAiQ/d8-a5h8ujR...
I am trying to figure out what humor or reason is meant by your comment.
None, it seems.
'are u shitting me?'
Too bad it's a still pic and you can't hear the music playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE
Jay, your nose…don't cry. I'll speak at a fund raiser for your Pinnochioectomy.
"Is that a pen in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me leave?"
Supreme Soviet Leader Obama: Comrade Carney, its one thing to have our propaganda posters hanging on your walls and be photographed with them, its another not to have Das Kapital on your bookshelf. It rises to a crime when my chief propagandist has the state media photo shop books that aren't even there, to make it appear you're a great reader & thinker.
It makes ME look bad.
Carney: I'm going to one of the FEMA re-education camps aren't I?
Supreme Soviet Leader Obama: Yes. We'll check on your progress in two years, that was just unacceptable.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2603325/How-books-Jay-Carney-read-DC-mag-Photoshops-White-House-press-secretarys-bookshelves-blanks.html
Whats hilarious is that Carney isn't obsessed with Russia. No, no. Gorbachev (bobblehead), Soviet Architecture (book) and the Bolshevik Revolution (poster). Obsessed with the Soviets.
You noticed the bobblehead too, nice touch wasn't it?...lol.
And (speaking of architecture) have you ever noticed how "our government functionary buildings" look just as cold, plain, square and drab as the Soviet buildings of old?
Me thinks, this is no accident...but the anti-vehicle barriers (the dragons teeth) do give them a little more character (design wise) and also suggest to the offended populace all is not well, inside ;-)
The Americans
People would be surprised if they ever stopped to ponder how far they've burrowed down into their minds.
For example, this premise that people seem to accept lately, that the VA bureaucracy can only be fixed by injecting even more bureaucracy into it (the very thing that killed) completely escapes their train of thought.
"Good! Someones fixing that, whats next!?" Wut?
Its really, painfully sad.
Man, they really are just actors! Sounds so absurd but so plausible!
lol...scroll down, Carney kisses where "Dear Leaders" bicep is supposed to be?...I have no idea, what the hell?
One things for sure, he didn't bow ;-)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/30/jay-carney-obama-hug-awkward_n_5420105.html
Time to bring back McCarthy!
ROFL !!!. There is another socialist poster in the far left back ground of the kitchen shot as well. They must have used the same person who created the birth certificate.
Liar in chief to carneyboy: yum, i really like ur finger in my butthole,
Carney boy to liar in chief: gaaaaa, ur thumb in my butthole really hurts...
I feel that you have a bonus for me! ........................
(which one said it?)
That's nauseating.
kissing your bicep was just a spontaneous show of emotion, it will happen again
Most akward fucking hug I have ever seen.
Yeah, they were avoding urge to kiss like true comrades http://www.gazeta.razem.pl/multimedia/brezniew.jpg
It looked awkward because he was with his other arm tightly grabbing his ass.
"I'll miss you more Jay. You will always be my favourite Carney. This isn't the end.. merely just the beginning of something very beautiful"
It helps explain the mom jeans.
"This is for all your hard work" [slips Jay Carney an envelope of Solyndra bonds]
"I'm still looking for an Ambassador to Libya, Jay."
"Sir, your knee is.... erk."
Obie wanted to assfuck him but Reggie gets jealous
I know right? Looks like Obammy's up to his elbow already. Making sure Carney isn't sneaking out any secrets?...can't have another Snowden out there.
Isn't luck when preparation and opportunity meet?
I'd say these dupes are doing a bang up job, wouldn't you?
DaddyO
"Oh, and fuck you Barry..."
Both can go fuck themselves
"we did it...the moneychangers are in full control now..."
Baghdad Bob will be the next press secretary
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hs7g4BsSzfs
Nailgun is in backorder.
What, do you think I'm Stretch Armstrong? My arms aren't long enough for the reach around this way.
+ 1000 Rand for getting Stretch Armstrong and a reach-a-round in the same post
Hear, hear.
Carney: "I really hope that's his cellphone in his pocket"
Get your damn dirty paws off me!
You forgot, "you filthy ape!"
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
If you watch the video you will see that little barry tried to get off with just a hand shake. Mr. Shipman forced the hug. The question is did Mr. Shipman use the opportunity to make off with barry's phone and pen?
Maybe it gave him the chance to whisper something in O's ear.
Something like 'I've got a lot of info stashed in multiple places and if anything happens to me it all comes out"
A little life insurance.
Sir, you're pitts smell like Chewie!
The Beast with Two Backs, Presidential edition.
Brokeback Mountain, Presidential edition.
Washington Buyer's Club.
Brokeback Country, Obama Edition...
"Our credit has been withdrawn "
"But we will always have Paris "
Never go full retard
FFS. We did that with Colin Powell's UN preso. It hasn't gotten better since.
I am expecting the Teleprompter to cut out anytime and Barry to say "I...I...got a good brain..."
What did you think.
I would do at this moment?
When you're standing before me.
With tears in your eyes.
New: Bilderberg Leaks
See protocols of past meetings:
https://homment.com/bilderbergerleak
Slow week. Slow month actually.
Trooper 1: Sure is quiet out there....
Trooper 2: Yeah, ____________________________
Dead Can Dance - The Carnival Is Over
I only see two hands...pan out, I need to see the whole picture. On second thought, forget it.
I got you in a triangle, bitch
Pack your bag and take your fam to Somalia Carney, You can live there Fuck You
Look Hookers flying to San Fran
A Bunch Of New York Women Paid To Go To Silicon Valley To Find Millionaires And Ended Up In Tears
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-dating-ring-cross-country-love-2014-5#ixzz33Esz8f1k
You will be well rewarded for all those lies and covering our tracks, bitch.
One can only defend the lies so long before they begin to take a toll on even the worst of characters, Carney included.
He's gotten so good at lying, I bet even his friends and families no longer trust that he is telling the truth to them.
oh the lies we both told, hold me closer
"Hey Biden, you got that strawberry flavored lube handy?"
In my book, you won.
You demented fuck.
Under Carneys' leadership, the Propaganda Ministry quickly gained and exerted controlling supervision over the news media, arts and information in America...
We still on for the Blue Oyster later ??
We did it.
mama tried.
.
Merle Haggard - Mama Tried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffHcGlF0xDw&feature=kp
i wish him the best, lose the cheney sneer and wake up,
he could be human again. maybe not?
Obama: "Yes, We Can."
Carney: "But there's cameras."
Stupid bitch!
Now those diverted funds will have to reappear at the VA.
What a waste!
Hmmmm, maybe Blank & Jarmels Dimon can blow out a few $Trillion more "derives"!
Carney has a part-time job runing the Tilt-a Whirl in a traveling carneval. Watch your kids around him.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Jim, you're lookin' fine tonight.
And every guy's got you in his sights.
What you're doin', with a clown like me?
Is sure one of life's little, mysteries.
So tonight.... Angel eyes.
you know I always talk about making conscious decisions, about running my own life.
well, maybe I'm fooling myself. it's a role I like to play.
Boy, it's been so long since I held you,
I nearly gave you up for dead.
I nearly gave you up for dead.
I nearly gave you up for dead.
I nearly gave you up for dead.
I nearly gave you up for dead.
Is Machelle jellous?
No but Reggie is pissed
Can't be. Wookies train themselves from birth to not show emotions.
Oh. Wait. Wrong SF series. Never mind.
Good one ejmoosa
"Jay are you really leaving or just lying again?
"Jay just go somewhere and keep your mouth shut and nobody will kill you are throw you off a building"
I heard they made out after the news conference.
Where is the humility, the decorum, the dignity these days?
What a bunch of girls!
"I kissed ass for you, so many times .... Now if only I could just wipe the shit off my lips!"
Background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1PpTXtlnb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4H4lJOoSs8
"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies." -- Goodfellas.
' Hold me close don't let me go, oh no '
' I, I think I love you, don't tell me no '
' With your BULLSHIT shining, every clouds gotta SILVER lining '
TWO FUCKING FAIRIES
He talked shit about obama in a press conference last week and this week he is gone. Go figure.
I can tell you now but your wife is butt ugly! Good luck with the meltdown.
If it makes you feel better , Hillary wanted you in benghazi
I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transexual Washingtonvania.... I see you shiver with antici ..... pa .. tion.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
we fucked them all,
me and you.
So, what kind of encore can a lying sack of shit have?
time to cheer up bro ...
.
?This is an impressive crowd: The ?haves? and ?have mores?. Some people call you ?the elite?. I call you ?my base??. g.w.b.(video no longer available)
smart scrub, kick save, by the base, alciada, the "elite".
.
George W Bush Comedy Quotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j76bLFbpuLQ
.
George W Bush Stand Up Comedy (Really Funny!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH1RfcuNNoI
.
Ernest Tubb - Drivin' Nails in my Coffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEMOQTh27s
.
George Bush and Tony Blair - My Endless Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh01FKH8oIA
.
BUSH HIDING IN EXILE! Obama's Arrest, Bush's Trial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbLKEfB_MBY
.
Merle Haggard - "Daddy Frank"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGAeP6NS8J4
.
Morning / Masako Kunisada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7xZ9PtvA3M
.
Obama to Military - Will you FIRE on Americans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLXOtR9Gr3E
.
the horror, as more information always destroys
and renders ideology sad and beautiful funny, shines light on
the fraud isms in waves and in particular,
it all may end tomorrow or in a moment.
.
some links here, what a mess. everything is broken,
even the letters that make up the words, like plant parts
sliced into a salad that no one can, would or should eat
yet we do eat it. therein, something like a psychedelic alkaloid
resulting in a persistent illusion, hallucination, a trance we call
"reason.
Obama Serves 14 State Governors with Warnings of Arrest - And Why is this Not Front Page News?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63jjnobGh8U
Dickless Balless, Stoneless, Brainless, and
Oh, Honey, now I know why you look so svelt pitching,
Im catching you, give me a call.....
Ill be fluffing for Doowie Screwem and How Law/ Lobbyist think stank,
waiting for my next Media Job, Pimping your ride....
Goodbye you Suckas....
If Dewey Cheatham and Howe has no openings, there is always Skinner Cheatham and Burnum.
Caption: Jay Carney: "Is this suit real wool, Mr. President?"
"Yes Jay, sheared from all the sheep I shagged while half-baked in college and the ones I sheared in the last two elections. How'd you know?"
Carney: Your hand is on my crotch.
Obama: I know.
carney always communicated contempt,
the object was never clear, perhaps now
he will articulate the object clearly
and by that the fruit will reveal the nature
of his tree?
or maybe he just wants to be "rich and famous"
as are his peers; on the receiving end of applause
rather than the explaining end of their crimes?
I'm sure he has already made his book deal.
So Jay, who keeps the Teleprompter?
Another CUNT bites the Dust.
Don't worry you slag we know where to find you!
Why does this picture remind me of a pet owner euthanizing a sick animal?
Oh right...
who kisses another man's bicep? tossers
This is certainly shaping up to be a "Titanic" administration for hope and positive change for the better, LoL! The White House make the Keystone Cops and the gang that couldn't shoot straight look like a bunch of seasoned professionals.
The bus is too crowded with victims underneath to be able to run over any more Democrats this week. What a bunch of losers. Great campaigners, but inept administrators and leaders.
Shit. Now I gotta change my avatar pic....bastards.
"An entire Army Division?"
"Yes, sir. And they're American."
"Really? Now I know why I in fact fired you."
I upvoted you because that was funny! 7 & coke thru the nose!
Well, you'll have a new "mouthpiece" to avatar soon enough...
Carney, in an image: http://polishingtheturd.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/turd-polish.jpg
I would be inclined to have pity for someone like Carney who had to lie in the face of obvious facts for his boss....but on the other hand, I really think he should be stripped naked and run out of town on a rail as an example of our contempt for anyone who would lie to the American people as he has done, simply for the job.
hold me
LOL
"Mr. President, you are the greatest man to ever sit in the Oval Office."
"Thanks Jay, thanks for your peerless courage in always giving America the unvarnished truth, no matter the cost."
Pause.
"Ha, hah! Heeee! HaaaaAA! Snort! Heh!"
Hail Hydra!
Wish you could stay Jay but Michelle said she would launch her own 'Day of Retribution' if she caught us in the shower again.
Is that a pencil in your pocket?
Seal your promise of silence with a hug Jay, you don't want the kiss of death.
It looks like Obumma was trying to get Carney in a "sleeper" hold for fucking up his recent lies to the American public.
A fitting pic as another wheel comes of the propaganda machine of the administration. More heads will roll...
"Boss, I'm shit out of ways to explain why Holder won't prosecute."
"You're fired. Maybe Lindsay Graham has something for you."
I can't stand that Goebbels stand-in, and that picture will forever haunt him.
Hey prez, you not only fuckin' lied about the size of your dick,...you lied to the American public. I don't trust your ass anymore so I'm outta here before my celebrity wife finds out I'm your bitch boy!
Long live Gaddafi. Bye bye sucker.