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WH Speaker Jay Carney Says "Short Russia"; Russia Says "Goodbye Carney"
Having failed dismally in his global macro forecasts, the White House' press secretary Jay Carney is stepping down...
- *OBAMA SAYS SPOKESMAN JAY CARNEY STEPPING DOWN
- *OBAMA SAYS JOSH EARNEST TO BECOME PRESS SECRETARY
Perhaps it is time for him to take a role on Wall Street? His accuracy makes him a shoe-in.
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Fuck you Carney.
Winner. Close the comments. No more needs to be said.
The Mouth of Sauron calls it a day.
i was always taught...you cant trust a carney......
"Obama supports the 2nd Amendment."
LOL
Come and get them, motherfuckers.
send his ass to the syrian front line... he can die a glorious death bringing democrazy to the Syrian LGBT community.
Josh Earnest? Seriously?
Couldn't they afford Joke Honest?
Or, for obama: Peter Friendly?
I ran into dickheads like this guy all my life
Recognized them in a second
Class A dickhead
Lookout working gals of DC the biggest whore in the country needs a new job.
i dont know...the new guy seems like he's off the deep end in fantasyland.
Did he leave in handcuffs?
Jay Carney is one of the dumbest son of a bitches I've ever seen.
Should have been Jen Psaki. Easier on the eyes. Though I don't care for the necklaces she typically wears. I'd give her a pearl necklace though.
Edit: Seems as though there's some anti-Psaki comments below. she'd still be better than Josh.
She only knows how to do twitter and used to do mediocre poll dancing (I hear-LoL) in the 2008 election. She does need, however, some public speaking practice and the job would certainly giver her that, but I think it might be a step down in pay, I'm afraid. Her last Statist Department press conference ought to tell you why she's also on her way out.....I don't know anything about Josh.
try marie harf wearing only her glasses touching her toes.
When is he gonna address the real problem and retire his teleprompter?
Josh Earnest or Earnest Josh?
Neurolinguistic Programming. mostly discredited, but it still works on the less intelligent. anyone who knows the Fight Club book/film has at least an idea of how it works.
the only fitting press secretary for this administration: Neve Firth-Cumming
Wait, What is the first rule of Fight Club?
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Their first choice was Grifterton Forthright III.
John39 can't stop laughing I blame you!
Smell like cabbage... Small hands...
Quit slacking, Carney, there's a line of customers at the Tilt-A-Whirl.
Another Obozo whore...
Under the bus!
"Hey, Shinseki... make room under there..."
"Here comes 'The Carney!'"
"The mouth of..."
Spokesbot
Will Earnest be frank with us? Or will the next guy -- Frank -- be earnest with us?
Then there's the Shakespeare Comedy "The Importance of Being Earnest". Let's see how long it takes for the WH version of their Standup Comedy to start with Earnest.
Is Josh Earnest a porn name or for real?
I'm long Russians.
tough job...
lying ur fucking ass off day after day...
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER...
better go undergrown cause if i ever come across u its "nighty, night....
Me too! Mosin, SKS, Tokarev, AK..
Not so much Stolichnaya cause me likes me Tullamore D.E.W. Irish a bit much.
And hey it's Friday!
We're all going to get laid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8&feature=kp
Someone is on the right track :-)
You can also long the Chinese, given that... Hau Long is a Chinaman.
;-)
The only one worse is that Jen Psaki cunt. I'm sure his "journalist" wife can get him a job, he already has the prerequisite of lying to the american publicb on a daily basis covered.
Carney wants to spend more time with his family and focus on his Soviet propaganda collection.
I heard he was leaving to pursue his life-long dream of becoming a JC Penny catalogue model.
Quit it! You're killing me!!
ROFLMFAO!!
I can see him in their Hot Tools section.
I've hated this mush mouthed, lying howdy doody ginger motherfucker from day one.
Someday, if there is any justice in this country...walls will be panted with twats like Carney.
that's what is going to be surreal. within a year, this guy will be employed by some MSM outlet. he's been a slightly less outrageous version of baghdad bob for years, but he'll provide "objective" analysis soon enough. probably even get to moderate a republican primary debate.
Yep, he has probably already been in contract negotiations with the State news services CNN, MSNBC, and NBC for the past 6 weeks. He will fit right in with the tools at Time Warner and/or Comcast.
Will the last dipshit that still believes in Obama's bullshit please close the door and turn out the lights!
Even Carney couldn't stomach the bullshit lies forever! He'll probably go write op ed's for the NY Times, which will feel like being washed in the water and cleansed, compared to what he has been doing!
He was a media whore before coming to the White House (Time, CNN, ABC) and he will swing right through the revolving Fascist door right back to the vomit he came from.
Can he take Jen Psaki with him? Can't stand that firecrotch bitch.
CARNEY PROBABLY QUIT TO AVOID GETTING HUNG WHEN THE COUNTRY COLLAPSES. I DOUBT IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIS MORAL VALUES. NO ONE WILL WANT TO BE CAUGHT HOLDING THE HOT POTATO WHEN THE WHOLE HOUSE OF CARDS COLLAPSES.
Doesn't matter there is still a lamp post and a noose waiting with his name on it.
Josh Earnest; the white house mouthpiece; my God it's perfect. even his name is propaganda; it affects your subconscious mind even before he starts speaking; "he must be joshing in earnest". "Resistance is Futile" Welcome to the Empire. aaargh.
Another Baghdad Bob puppet taking severances pay. Planting propaganda is not an easy job.
The replacement name is "Josh Earnest"? You got to be kidding right? There nothing Earnest...Err Honest about WH press confernces.
His last. My first.
"Josh Earnest" as White House Press Secretary? You have got to be kidding me.
Put that one in the oxymoron dictionary.
at least Carney had the name that goes with the position!
it's all a freaking joke to them!
smells like cabbage....small hands....
Edit: hat tip to Mr. McMolotov above, who beat me to it.
Earnest Goes to Washington
"I never Knew when to quit." -Ernest P. Worell
A new Hino - Honesty In Name Only
Yup, we're going to miss Carney(not really) after everyone sees the toadie extraordinaire Josh Earnest.
wasnt that a movie...earnest goes to the white house...i think that was right after earnst goes to camp...
George Orwell is laughing somewhere, he warned us ... and we didn't listen
Boy, I guess. Did you ever read Orwell biographical notes ? As to how he came to his stance? it's pretty amazing stuff.
RIP, Jay
A Carny gone but the Carnival goes on
Fuck out of here Carney, you stupid degenerate cunt. Take your smug, condescending, boorish self with you out of politics and journalism altogether.
PR dept at Goldman or Morgan, or maybe Cravath/Swine needs a smug metrosexual, politically connected douche i'm sure
If only LongSoupLine were still with us..... those were the days.
Carney can look forward to a future of self loathing and substance abuse before he offs himself.
"---a future of self abuse and substance loathing"---there fixed it for ya.
more like a Shoe-Shine boy....
No, no; the Shoe-Shine boy is the President; this one is the press secretary; you have to pay attention to these things. How's the waffles?
Wonder if anyone has any 'life insurance' on him yet..?
Good riddance to bad rubbish. I never did like that lying weasel.
What are you expecting his replacement will be?!
Al Sharpton?
RuPaul!
Sum Ting Wong?
Tatty bye Carney.
Hope your next shit is a hedgehog.
Gen. Shitsucky resigns and now this lying Piece of shit quits. Ah, who cares these lowlifes will move on the bigger and better paying scams. The token Obozo will congratulate them both on a job well done, and the media will themselves with excitement.
What do you do for a living?
I lie.
It seems the more lies they have to spin, the more mileage they rack up and have to be replaced. I give the next press secretary a month.
The next one will be Dr. Sincere; "sincerely speaking, we find ourselves in a grave national situation with these navel oranges that have extra large navels". Resistance is Futile. Welcome to the Empire.
The maggots are all jumping ship.
It's going down, baby!
Hear that? It's sounds of tin pot dictator Blackberries blowing up across sub-saharan Africa.
Carney is the banallity of evil with Jesse Love's tool packing fudge up its ass.
Why is it that real brokers can't give free investment advice on the air but this turkey can?
I gonna go out on a limb here and guess this is....Bullish?
your are correct...
and u just won a new Cadillac XTL!!!
If Putin really wanted to tak the USA down he'd buy the Yankees for 5 billion.
Hell, I was figuring that Carney's replacement would be "Baghdad Bob"!
Bagdad Bob was offered the job but he declined stating that he didn't think he couldn't come up with this much bullshit with a straight face.
We should send him to France as our Ambassador.
"Qu'est-ce que c'est 'bird meat'"?
OMG. you're killing me. this thread is too funny. LOL.
His Name is his calling. Perfect timing to "get on" the summer Carnival tour.
He just got off the biggest most fucked carnival of all. So this will seem like a vacation.
He should either check into rehab and then emerge and apologise to us all, or he should go kill himself now. Anything else keeps him on the list.
Trust me, commrade carney is quite proud of his accomplishments as disinformation directorate
"Memoirs of a Silver-Tounged Shit-Slinger" book deal announced in 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
The US 2016 Olympics "Synchronized Passing of Gas" team.
Carne asada (grilled meat). I guess he was tired of being grilled by the press.
kill the messenger
"The V.A. has a capcity problem."
Nope, Jay's scope is too narrow. The truth is the U.S. has a production problem: we are producing too many maimed veterans in too many fake foreign wars...and the numbers keep GROWING.
True. But it is ridiculous to make vets travel to the nearest major city for treatment while they pass numerous hospitals on their way.
A lot of them are not made to, but choose to because they get paid mileage. I'm not ragging on our vets at all or in any way, but as one told me directly, why go local when they will pay me enough to spend the rest of the day shopping. The VA doesn't care.
A few years ago I was hired to do some engineering for the VA. They had a program to build a whole bunch of doctor's office that they call CBOC (Community Based something something....I don't remember). I've done projects for the post office and DOT and had still never seen the incompetance and shitty beaurocracy as the VA. It is all about spending money and making the Dr's and office rats think they are important or worth more than they would be in the private world. In one town, the major owned a building which he rented to the state unemployment office. When the VA came calling and he saw how much he could make, he evicted the unemployment office, the VA paid over $1.5 million to renovate/enlarge the building and now he gets a huge rent check from them every month. My guess is the building is at 25 percent capacity. We did treatment rooms, x-ray, blood lab, even an entire mental health wing. There it sits.
I remember during the design process they had rooms that they wanted 150 sq ft. In the existing area we fit them in close (145-155). Everyone was happy until three levels up some ass wipe (not doctor or engineer) said they had to be exactly 150 sq ft. We went back and redrew to get exactly 150 sq ft. Approved on up the chain until we hit another ass clown who said no, 150 sq ft means only 10x15 is acceptable (it wasn't a furniture or fixture issue, it was just what he wanted). We redid the layouts, probably added another $50k to the project for additional area needed and said never again.
Central planning by commisar; it worked perfectly in the USSR. what could go wrong?
and this fuckwad, prison pussy NBC guy Chuck Todd is trying to "not to be argumentative" .. lol fuck you that's your job, or used to be anyway...
That bastard should be ashamed of himself. Absolutely pathetic behavior.
The organ grinders wore out another monkey.
I wonder if he will start a "kill-list" consulting business over on K-Street?!--"Got an enemy? Call Carney and Associates, we can get them on the 'kill-list'."
Hittin the speaker circuit before everyone realizes how big of a farce this has been. It's peak shakedown season for former administration officials.
another dual passport holder is going to do the job.
congrats to USA.
Reminds me of coming home and turning on the lights at the old shitty apartment I had while in college.
Josh Earnest. Never trust a tribe member with two first names !!
or one either !!
These Secretaries! First we had greasy Robt Gibbs, now the oily Jay Carney. Going back to the the Bush and Clinton paid liars, where do they find these people? They come from a sick, primitive branch of the Homo sapiens. They stand there every day telling bald faced lies and spinning everything from missed putts to mass murder by the President. Somehow they all get rewarded with TV gigs posing as an unbiased commentators.
Fuck you Jay, eat a bag of dicks you lying watercarrier.
Jay Carney is one of the smarmiest low-lifes of the Obama administration. In other words, he fit right in. Fuck you Jay, good fucking riddance.
The power of deception is strong with this one. He is worthy replacement.
I'm gonna take that picture of Carney and Obama above and frame it -that expression is priceless!
Better idea.
Turn it into a t shirt and sell it on zero hedge
That would be a waste of cotton and Chinese slave labor.
Too bad they're not "Off the Air" permanently. I couldn't help it; the Devil made me say it.
As a portfolio manager be careful when you talk your book lol
He was my favorite apple pie faced stooge. He will be missed.
short Carney and all his lies, short US stocks, US dollars, long everything else.
Too late Carnie.....sold your soul already
I heard he applied at a rating company but they downgraded him.
Picture Carney, Obama, Holder, and Geithner all chained together wearing orange jumpsuits.
A man can dream...
This is what Obama really wants in a press secretary: Max Headroom!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdpOjletnc
Good riddance, J. Welcome to the soapbox J. Don't know you from Adam but I can guess, so why don't you beat the rush and FOAD right now.
It's all a PR sham and a socioeconomic and political scam anyway. The slow-motion Coup d'Etat of the USA continues. The treasonous bastards and their family and friends have taken over, and are in the process of re-branding Constitutionalists as aberrant and in the wrong. For example...
Remember Gen. David (don't betray us) Petraeus? And how he was ousted so unceremoniously? Seems the guy played it smart and had lots of skeletons he knew about, which he leveraged. Because the guy is one of the attendees at the upcoming Bilderberg meeting: http://rt.com/news/162128-bilderberg-attendee-list-released/
never fear - i understand carney is going to be on the board of directors for man country chicago. obozo the clown in chief is happy happy
Obama: "Thank you Mr. Carney for a job well done. Mr. Carney is leaving us because he is pursuing more time with his family and he is also building a garden shack. As Symbol of our appreciation here is a shiny, brandnew DEWALT DWFP12231. We bought him the 2-inch version for better results."
Golf clap.
Jay Fucking Carney....what weasel will they replace him with, and what 'news'/propaganda organization will he join.....
Jon Fucking Corzine is available I hear, still not in jail.....
Jay Carney's been doin' a great job of "wearing the blue dress" for O' Bag Balma. Should have lots of JOBS waiting for him after this gig (gag).
He got tired of the hand up his ass from the puppet master,
recently I dont think he could keep a straight face.
On behalf of Jay Carney
Dead Can Dance - The Carnival Is Over
Why in the world would the admin have put that whitest of white guys right up there in the front like that? Why not a Black Man?
Jay Carney Defender of The Full Faith Of Credit of the Neo Con Fifth Column That Controls America via the Fed Reserve.
Another Jew, Another Day, Another Dollar.
Foxtrot Oscar, Bon Voyage, Stage Left Exit for your next role failing to manipulate the goy's apparently doings Gods Work for a Goldberg, Goldstein or whatever.
Christ 1 Yahweh 0
“Their throat is an open grave; they use their tongues to deceive.” “The venom of asps is under their lips.” Romans 3:13. Slither on down the road...