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WH Speaker Jay Carney Says "Short Russia"; Russia Says "Goodbye Carney"

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Having failed dismally in his global macro forecasts, the White House' press secretary Jay Carney is stepping down...

  • *OBAMA SAYS SPOKESMAN JAY CARNEY STEPPING DOWN
  • *OBAMA SAYS JOSH EARNEST TO BECOME PRESS SECRETARY

Perhaps it is time for him to take a role on Wall Street? His accuracy makes him a shoe-in.

 

 

Caption Contest...

 

Watch Carney's last presser...

 

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Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:06 | 4810220 B2u
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Fuck you Carney.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:07 | 4810228 Relentless101
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Winner. Close the comments. No more needs to be said.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:08 | 4810235 idea_hamster
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The Mouth of Sauron calls it a day.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:11 | 4810256 smlbizman
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i was always taught...you cant trust a carney......

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:12 | 4810262 Slave
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"Obama supports the 2nd Amendment."

LOL

Come and get them, motherfuckers.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:22 | 4810330 john39
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send his ass to the syrian front line...  he can die a glorious death bringing democrazy to the Syrian LGBT community.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:28 | 4810354 ZerOhead
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Josh Earnest?  Seriously?

Couldn't they afford Joke Honest?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:30 | 4810361 dontgoforit
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Or, for obama: Peter Friendly?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:36 | 4810392 max2205
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I ran into dickheads like this guy all my life

 

Recognized them in a second

 

Class A dickhead

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:40 | 4810405 graneros
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Lookout working gals of DC the biggest whore in the country needs a new job.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:56 | 4810450 onewayticket2
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i dont know...the new guy seems like he's off the deep end in fantasyland.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:58 | 4810679 CheapBastard
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Did he leave in handcuffs?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:25 | 4810789 ndotken
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Jay Carney is one of the dumbest son of a bitches I've ever seen.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:34 | 4810373 dtwn
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Should have been Jen Psaki.  Easier on the eyes.  Though I don't care for the necklaces she typically wears.  I'd give her a pearl necklace though.

 

Edit:  Seems as though there's some anti-Psaki comments below.  she'd still be better than Josh.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:44 | 4810393 DarthVaderMentor
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She only knows how to do twitter and used to do mediocre poll dancing (I hear-LoL) in the 2008 election. She does need, however, some public speaking practice and the job would certainly giver her that, but I think it might be a step down in pay, I'm afraid. Her last Statist Department press conference ought to tell you why she's also on her way out.....I don't know anything about Josh.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:07 | 4810484 Canadian Dirtlump
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try marie harf wearing only her glasses touching her toes.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:40 | 4810858 BorisTheBlade
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When is he gonna address the real problem and retire his teleprompter?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:33 | 4810381 codecode
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Josh Earnest or Earnest Josh?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:48 | 4810409 Wait What
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Neurolinguistic Programming. mostly discredited, but it still works on the less intelligent. anyone who knows the Fight Club book/film has at least an idea of how it works.

the only fitting press secretary for this administration: Neve Firth-Cumming

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:37 | 4810599 Robinhood
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Wait, What is the first rule of Fight Club?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:46 | 4810627 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Josh Earnest?  Seriously?

Couldn't they afford Joke Honest?

Their first choice was Grifterton Forthright III.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:08 | 4810727 Fthecollective
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John39 can't stop laughing I blame you!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:18 | 4810309 McMolotov
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Smell like cabbage... Small hands...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:33 | 4810579 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Quit slacking, Carney, there's a line of customers at the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:17 | 4810273 wee-weed up
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Another Obozo whore...

Under the bus!

"Hey, Shinseki... make room under there..."

"Here comes 'The Carney!'"

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:23 | 4810337 anonnn
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"The mouth of..."

Spokesbot

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:21 | 4810534 Kirk2NCC1701
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Will Earnest be frank with us?  Or will the next guy -- Frank -- be earnest with us?

Then there's the Shakespeare Comedy "The Importance of Being Earnest".  Let's see how long it takes for the WH version of their Standup Comedy to start with Earnest.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 17:21 | 4810974 SgtSchultz
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Is Josh Earnest a porn name or for real?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:14 | 4810277 NidStyles
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I'm long Russians.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:16 | 4810295 Kaiser Sousa
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tough job...

lying ur fucking ass off day after day...

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER...

better go undergrown cause if i ever come across u its "nighty, night....

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:38 | 4810383 Headbanger
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Me too!  Mosin, SKS, Tokarev, AK..

 

Not so much Stolichnaya cause me likes me Tullamore D.E.W. Irish a bit much.

 

And hey it's Friday!

We're all going to get laid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8&feature=kp

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:53 | 4810900 NidStyles
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Someone is on the right track :-)

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:22 | 4810539 Kirk2NCC1701
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You can also long the Chinese, given that... Hau Long is a Chinaman.

;-)

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:09 | 4810245 Jayda1850
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The only one worse is that Jen Psaki cunt. I'm sure his "journalist" wife can get him a job, he already has the prerequisite of lying to the american publicb on a daily basis covered.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810253 McMolotov
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Carney wants to spend more time with his family and focus on his Soviet propaganda collection.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:21 | 4810321 Agent P
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I heard he was leaving to pursue his life-long dream of becoming a JC Penny catalogue model. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:29 | 4810358 Headbanger
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Quit it!  You're killing me!!

ROFLMFAO!!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:31 | 4810364 NoPantsSpongeBob
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I can see him in their Hot Tools section.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:01 | 4810690 IndyPat
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I've hated this mush mouthed, lying howdy doody ginger motherfucker from day one.

Someday, if there is any justice in this country...walls will be panted with twats like Carney.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:33 | 4810375 you enjoy myself
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that's what is going to be surreal.  within a year, this guy will be employed by some MSM outlet.  he's been a slightly less outrageous version of baghdad bob for years, but he'll provide "objective" analysis soon enough.  probably even get to moderate a republican primary debate.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:19 | 4810530 Froman
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Yep, he has probably already been in contract negotiations with the State news services CNN, MSNBC, and NBC for the past 6 weeks.  He will fit right in with the tools at Time Warner and/or Comcast.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:58 | 4810457 Renewable Life
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Will the last dipshit that still believes in Obama's bullshit please close the door and turn out the lights!

Even Carney couldn't stomach the bullshit lies forever! He'll probably go write op ed's for the NY Times, which will feel like being washed in the water and cleansed, compared to what he has been doing!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:14 | 4810284 Jumbotron
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He was a media whore before coming to the White House (Time, CNN, ABC) and he will swing right through the revolving Fascist door right back to the vomit he came from.

 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:16 | 4810294 NoPantsSpongeBob
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Can he take Jen Psaki with him? Can't stand that firecrotch bitch.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:23 | 4810334 GOLDTRADERRR
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CARNEY PROBABLY QUIT TO AVOID GETTING HUNG WHEN THE COUNTRY COLLAPSES. I DOUBT IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIS MORAL VALUES. NO ONE WILL WANT TO BE CAUGHT HOLDING THE HOT POTATO WHEN THE WHOLE HOUSE OF CARDS COLLAPSES.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:46 | 4810416 graneros
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Doesn't matter there is still a lamp post and a noose waiting with his name on it.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:10 | 4810495 SAT 800
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Josh Earnest; the white house mouthpiece; my God it's perfect. even his name is propaganda; it affects your subconscious mind even before he starts speaking; "he must be joshing in earnest".  "Resistance is Futile" Welcome to the Empire. aaargh.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:00 | 4810688 williambanzai7
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Fri, 05/30/2014 - 17:29 | 4810989 Atomizer
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Another Baghdad Bob puppet taking severances pay. Planting propaganda is not an easy job.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 23:26 | 4811879 AGuy
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The replacement name is "Josh Earnest"? You got to be kidding right? There nothing Earnest...Err Honest about WH press confernces.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:05 | 4810221 Bosch
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His last. My first. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:07 | 4810224 ebworthen
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"Josh Earnest" as White House Press Secretary?  You have got to be kidding me.

Put that one in the oxymoron dictionary.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:08 | 4810232 achmachat
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at least Carney had the name that goes with the position!

it's all a freaking joke to them! 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:25 | 4810331 Agent P
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smells like cabbage....small hands....

Edit: hat tip to Mr. McMolotov above, who beat me to it. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:35 | 4810377 Whoa Dammit
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Earnest Goes to Washington

"I never Knew when to quit." -Ernest P. Worell

 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:07 | 4810237 Bear
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A new Hino - Honesty In Name Only

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:09 | 4810241 dracos_ghost
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Yup, we're going to miss Carney(not really) after everyone sees the toadie extraordinaire Josh Earnest.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:13 | 4810265 smlbizman
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wasnt that a movie...earnest goes to the white house...i think that was right after earnst goes to camp...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:17 | 4810299 Squid Viscous
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George Orwell is laughing somewhere, he warned us ... and we didn't listen

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:18 | 4810523 SAT 800
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Boy, I guess. Did you ever read Orwell biographical notes ? As to how he came to his stance? it's pretty amazing stuff.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:06 | 4810226 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Bush's fault.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:06 | 4810227 Bear
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RIP, Jay

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:06 | 4810229 JustObserving
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A Carny gone but the Carnival goes on

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:07 | 4810230 Tsunami Wave
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Fuck out of here Carney, you stupid degenerate cunt.  Take your smug, condescending, boorish self with you out of politics and journalism altogether.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:21 | 4810308 Squid Viscous
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PR dept at Goldman or Morgan, or maybe Cravath/Swine needs a smug metrosexual, politically connected douche i'm sure

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:40 | 4810404 Tsunami Wave
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If only LongSoupLine were still with us..... those were the days.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:07 | 4810233 Joebloinvestor
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Carney can look forward to a future of self loathing and substance abuse before he offs himself.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:21 | 4810533 SAT 800
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"---a future of self abuse and substance loathing"---there fixed it for ya.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:08 | 4810240 Sudden Debt
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more like a Shoe-Shine boy....

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:22 | 4810537 SAT 800
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No, no; the Shoe-Shine boy is the President; this one is the press secretary; you have to pay attention to these things. How's the waffles?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 17:26 | 4810986 Mesquite
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Wonder if anyone has any 'life insurance' on him yet..?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:09 | 4810242 waterhorse
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.  I never did like that lying weasel.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810248 RealityCheque
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What are you expecting his replacement will be?!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:16 | 4810293 sunnyside
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Al Sharpton?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:32 | 4810371 Headbanger
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RuPaul!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 17:54 | 4811055 Short Squeeze
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Sum Ting Wong?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:09 | 4810244 RealityCheque
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Tatty bye Carney.

Hope your next shit is a hedgehog.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810246 wmbz
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 Gen. Shitsucky resigns and now this lying Piece of shit quits. Ah, who cares these lowlifes will move on the bigger and better paying scams. The token Obozo will congratulate them both on a job well done, and the media will themselves with excitement. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810247 i_call_you_my_base
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What do you do for a living?

I lie.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:16 | 4810288 Jayda1850
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It seems the more lies they have to spin, the more mileage they rack up and have to be replaced. I give the next press secretary a month.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:26 | 4810547 SAT 800
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The next one will be Dr. Sincere; "sincerely speaking, we find ourselves in a grave national situation with these navel oranges that have extra large navels".  Resistance is Futile. Welcome to the Empire.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810250 Dr. Engali
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The maggots are all jumping ship.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:33 | 4810378 dontgoforit
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It's going down, baby!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810251 thedrickster
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Hear that? It's sounds of tin pot dictator Blackberries blowing up across sub-saharan Africa.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810252 NOZZLE
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Carney is the banallity of evil with Jesse Love's tool packing fudge up its ass.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:10 | 4810255 TalkToLind
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Why is it that real brokers can't give free investment advice on the air but this turkey can?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:12 | 4810260 alien-IQ
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I gonna go out on a limb here and guess this is....Bullish?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:22 | 4810322 Kaiser Sousa
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your are correct...

and u just won a new Cadillac XTL!!!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:41 | 4810408 disabledvet
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If Putin really wanted to tak the USA down he'd buy the Yankees for 5 billion.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:12 | 4810261 Jonas Parker
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Hell, I was figuring that Carney's replacement would be "Baghdad Bob"!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:20 | 4810283 Dr. Engali
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Bagdad Bob was offered the job but he declined stating that he didn't think he couldn't come up with this much bullshit with a straight face.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:13 | 4810271 Mi Naem
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We should send him to France as our Ambassador. 

"Qu'est-ce que c'est 'bird meat'"?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:28 | 4810552 SAT 800
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OMG. you're killing me. this thread is too funny. LOL.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:13 | 4810274 JRobby
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His Name is his calling. Perfect timing to "get on" the summer Carnival tour.

He just got off the biggest most fucked carnival of all. So this will seem like a vacation.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:14 | 4810280 sunnyside
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He should either check into rehab and then emerge and apologise to us all, or he should go kill himself now.  Anything else keeps him on the list.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:26 | 4810343 booboo
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Trust me, commrade carney is quite proud of his accomplishments as disinformation directorate

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:43 | 4810414 Liquid Courage
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"Memoirs of a Silver-Tounged Shit-Slinger" book deal announced in 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:14 | 4810281 totem
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The US 2016 Olympics "Synchronized Passing of Gas" team.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:19 | 4810311 dot_bust
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Carne asada (grilled meat). I guess he was tired of being grilled by the press. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:21 | 4810320 LetsGetPhysical
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kill the messenger 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:27 | 4810332 TalkToLind
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"The V.A. has a capcity problem."

Nope, Jay's scope is too narrow.  The truth is the U.S. has a production problem:  we are producing too many maimed veterans in too many fake foreign wars...and the numbers keep GROWING.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:31 | 4810367 FredFlintstone
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True. But it is ridiculous to make vets travel to the nearest major city for treatment while they pass numerous hospitals on their way.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:20 | 4810531 sunnyside
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A lot of them are not made to, but choose to because they get paid mileage.  I'm not ragging on our vets at all or in any way, but as one told me directly, why go local when they will pay me enough to spend the rest of the day shopping.  The VA doesn't care.

A few years ago I was hired to do some engineering for the VA.  They had a program to build a whole bunch of doctor's office that they call CBOC (Community Based  something something....I don't remember).  I've done projects for the post office and DOT and had still never seen the incompetance and shitty beaurocracy as the VA.  It is all about spending money and making the Dr's and office rats think they are important or worth more than they would be in the private world.  In one town, the major owned a building which he rented to the state unemployment office.  When the VA came calling and he saw how much he could make, he evicted the unemployment office, the VA paid over $1.5 million to renovate/enlarge the building and now he gets a huge rent check from them every month.  My guess is the building is at 25 percent capacity.  We did treatment rooms, x-ray, blood lab, even an entire mental health wing.  There it sits.

I remember during the design process they had rooms that they wanted 150 sq ft.  In the existing area we fit them in close (145-155).  Everyone was happy until three levels up some ass wipe (not doctor or engineer) said they had to be exactly 150 sq ft.  We went back and redrew to get exactly 150 sq ft.  Approved on up the chain until we hit another ass clown who said no, 150 sq ft means only 10x15 is acceptable (it wasn't a furniture or fixture issue, it was just what he wanted).  We redid the layouts, probably added another $50k to the project for additional area needed and said never again.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:31 | 4810566 SAT 800
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Central planning by commisar; it worked perfectly in the USSR. what could go wrong?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:25 | 4810339 Squid Viscous
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and this fuckwad, prison pussy NBC guy Chuck Todd is trying to "not to be argumentative" .. lol fuck you that's your job, or used to be anyway...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:27 | 4810347 Dr.Engineer
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That bastard should be ashamed of himself.  Absolutely pathetic behavior.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:30 | 4810365 kchrisc
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The organ grinders wore out another monkey.

 

I wonder if he will start a "kill-list" consulting business over on K-Street?!--"Got an enemy? Call Carney and Associates, we can get them on the 'kill-list'."

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:34 | 4810382 Catullus
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Hittin the speaker circuit before everyone realizes how big of a farce this has been. It's peak shakedown season for former administration officials.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:34 | 4810384 Jano
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another dual passport holder is going to do the job.

congrats to USA.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:56 | 4810671 kchrisc
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Reminds me of coming home and turning on the lights at the old shitty apartment I had while in college.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:38 | 4810395 Seasmoke
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Josh Earnest. Never trust a tribe member with two first names !!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:33 | 4810577 SAT 800
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or one either !!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 21:28 | 4810398 Emergency Ward
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These Secretaries!  First we had greasy Robt Gibbs, now the oily Jay Carney.  Going back to the the Bush and Clinton paid liars, where do they find these people?  They come from a sick, primitive branch of the Homo sapiens.  They stand there every day telling bald faced lies and spinning everything from missed putts to mass murder by the President.  Somehow they all get rewarded with TV gigs posing as an unbiased commentators.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:45 | 4810417 Colonel Klink
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Fuck you Jay, eat a bag of dicks you lying watercarrier.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:56 | 4810447 F.A. Hayek
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Jay Carney is one of the smarmiest low-lifes of the Obama administration. In other words, he fit right in. Fuck you Jay, good fucking riddance.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:57 | 4810451 TalkToLind
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The power of deception is strong with this one.  He is worthy replacement.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:57 | 4810455 Dr. Destructo
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I'm gonna take that picture of Carney and Obama above and frame it -that expression is priceless!

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:11 | 4810499 Carl Popper
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Better idea.

 

Turn it into a t shirt and sell it on zero hedge

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:48 | 4810635 F.A. Hayek
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That would be a waste of cotton and Chinese slave labor.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:35 | 4810585 SAT 800
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Too bad they're not "Off the Air" permanently. I couldn't help it; the Devil made me say it.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:07 | 4810481 Carl Popper
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As a portfolio manager be careful when you talk your book lol

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:07 | 4810485 Dr. Gonzo
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He was my favorite apple pie faced stooge. He will be missed.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:09 | 4810490 JJdog
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short Carney and all his lies, short US stocks, US dollars, long everything else. 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:17 | 4810506 Volkodav
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Too late Carnie.....sold your soul already

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:19 | 4810526 Joe A
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I heard he applied at a rating company but they downgraded him.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:19 | 4810528 22winmag
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Picture Carney, Obama, Holder, and Geithner all chained together wearing orange jumpsuits.

 

A man can dream...

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:25 | 4810542 I Write Code
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This is what Obama really wants in a press secretary: Max Headroom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdpOjletnc

Good riddance, J.  Welcome to the soapbox J.  Don't know you from Adam but I can guess, so why don't you beat the rush and FOAD right now.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:33 | 4810574 Kirk2NCC1701
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It's all a PR sham and a socioeconomic and political scam anyway. The slow-motion Coup d'Etat of the USA continues.  The treasonous bastards and their family and friends have taken over, and are in the process of re-branding Constitutionalists as aberrant and in the wrong.  For example...

Remember Gen. David (don't betray us) Petraeus?  And how he was ousted so unceremoniously?  Seems the guy played it smart and had lots of skeletons he knew about, which he leveraged.  Because the guy is one of the attendees at the upcoming Bilderberg meeting: http://rt.com/news/162128-bilderberg-attendee-list-released/

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:36 | 4810590 nosoeawe
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never fear - i understand carney is going to be on the board of directors for man country chicago. obozo the clown in chief is happy happy

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 15:56 | 4810672 Perfecthedge
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Obama: "Thank you Mr. Carney for a job well done.  Mr. Carney is leaving us because he is pursuing more time with his family and he is also building a garden shack.  As Symbol of our appreciation here is a shiny, brandnew DEWALT DWFP12231.  We bought him the 2-inch version for better results." 

Golf clap.

 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:13 | 4810743 dexter_morgan
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Jay Fucking Carney....what weasel will they replace him with, and what 'news'/propaganda organization will he join.....

Jon Fucking Corzine is available I hear, still not in jail.....

 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:13 | 4810750 Joe Tierney
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Jay Carney's been doin' a great job of "wearing the blue dress" for O' Bag Balma. Should have lots of JOBS waiting for him after this gig (gag).

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:31 | 4810817 AdmTirpitz
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He got tired of the hand up his ass from the puppet master,

recently I dont think he could keep a straight face.

 

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 17:38 | 4811009 Atomizer
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On behalf of Jay Carney

Dead Can Dance - The Carnival Is Over

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 18:18 | 4811128 Wilcox1
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Why in the world would the admin have put that whitest of white guys right up there in the front like that?  Why not a Black Man?

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 18:22 | 4811147 Illuminatus Rex
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Jay Carney Defender of The Full Faith Of Credit of the Neo Con Fifth Column That Controls America via the Fed Reserve.

Another Jew, Another Day, Another Dollar.

Foxtrot Oscar, Bon Voyage, Stage Left Exit for your next role failing to manipulate the goy's apparently doings Gods Work for a Goldberg, Goldstein or whatever.

Christ 1 Yahweh 0

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 20:52 | 4811582 Central Ohio
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“Their throat is an open grave; they use their tongues to deceive.” “The venom of asps is under their lips.”  Romans 3:13.  Slither on down the road...

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