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Israel Deploys 3 Nuclear-Armed Subs Off Iran Coast; Iran Warns Of Forceful Response To "Evil Acts"

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With tear-gas flying in the streets of Turkey, Ukraine's civil-war raging in the south and east, US drones based in Japan to oversee the South China Sea, and Europe's extremist parties gaining significant traction, today we get one more piece of considerably worrisome geopolitical news that global stock markets must ignore. The Sunday Times reports that Israel is to deploy three submarines equipped with nuclear cruise missiles in the Persian Gulf that are meant to act as a deterrent, gather intelligence and potentially to land Mossad agents. Iran is not happy, warning that "anyone who wishes to do an evil act in the Persian Gulf will receive a forceful response from us."

 

 

As Haaretz reports,

Israel is to deploy three submarines equipped with nuclear cruise missiles in the Persian Gulf, the Sunday Times reported on Sunday.

 

According to the Times report, one submarine had been sent over Israeli fears that ballistic missiles developed by Iran, and in the possession of Syria and Hezbollah, could be used to hit strategic sites within Israel, such as air bases and missile launchers.

 

Dolphin, Tekuma, and Leviathan, all German-made Dolphin class submarines of the 7th navy Flotilla, have been reported as frequenting the Gulf in the past, however, according to the Sunday Times report, this new deployment is meant to ensure a permanent naval presence near the Iranian coastline.

 

A flotilla officer told the Times that the deployed submarines were meant to act as a deterrent, gather intelligence and potentially to land Mossad agents.

 

"We're a solid base for collecting sensitive information, as we can stay for a long time in one place," the officer said.

 

The flotilla's commander, identified only as "Colonel O," was quoted by the Times as saying that the submarine force was "an underwater assault force. We’re operating deep and far, very far, from our borders."

 

The submarines could be used if Iran continues its program to produce a nuclear bomb. "The 1,500km range of the submarines’ cruise missiles can reach any target in Iran," a navy officer told the Times.

ran's response to this action was not too diplomatic...

Apparently responding to the reported Israeli activity, an Iranian admiral told the Times: "Anyone who wishes to do an evil act in the Persian Gulf will receive a forceful response from us."

 

Last July, defense sources reported that an Israeli submarine had sailed the Suez Canal to the Red Sea last month, describing the unusual maneuver as a show of strategic reach in the face of Iran.

We are sure this is nothing to worry about and that investors worldwide should BTFATH with both hands and feet...

 

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Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:05 | 4812890 Joebloinvestor
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Barry has a 7am tee off.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:19 | 4812921 Jumbotron
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Iran's forceful response to evil will be to shit themselves and then go blow up a bar or two.

A nation full of fucking women...ruled by nutjobs in robes and turbans.

They just can't get it through their thick skulls they haven't been shit since the Medo-Persian empire.  Get over it you bunch of shit eaters.....your empire and your time has come and gone.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:33 | 4812957 MeMadMax
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Why is everyone trying to piss everyone off lately...

 

Fuck you all...

 

Keep stacking...

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:34 | 4813132 Troll Magnet
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What we need to enlighten this world is more Holocaust-themed movies. We don't have enough of those.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:46 | 4813260 knukles
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MOAR Hockey Sticks Bitchez!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:55 | 4813279 7.62x54r
Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:05 | 4813288 SWRichmond
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Turkey appear to be on the verge of being in play.  Turkey is central to the Western directed distribution of Caucasus energy. what will NATO do when Turkey erupts?

There's a strategy in play here that I don't think many people see.  what happens when Russia stops sending gas into the Ukraine crossing pipelines to Europe and then when turkey becomes an un reliable transport medium for Caucasus energy?  look at a map people.

the US is leaving Iraq and Afghanistan.  Ukraine is a mess. turkey is becoming a mess. the West is trying to apply pressure to Syria but will fail. all that's left is for Russia to roll into Georgia and then this f****** thing is over.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:24 | 4813335 Jumbotron
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Ukraine is a mess. turkey is becoming a mess. the West is trying to apply pressure to Syria but will fail. all that's left is for Russia to roll into Georgia and then this f****** thing is over.

Until Peak Cheap Energy strikes the Russians again....and they pull back...yet again.

E.R.O.E.I   When it becomes too expensive to extract or expend energy.....then investment and the time and trouble to hold land where the extraction or expending is going on is curtailed.  Then comes retreat.

What COULD cause as global conflagration is when the P.T.B. realize the N.W.O. is completely fucked when Peak Cheap Energy intensifies particularly after 2020.  Then they will do ALL kind of financial shenanigans....including global power plays for terrotories for the dregs of energy stores, commodities and cheap slave laber.....cashless payment systems to make it easier to enact SUB-ZERO interest rates to dump into the gaping deflationary hole that threates to swallow the world....and more such as further integration of economic rules and regulations.....even law.....MOAR "Free Trade agreements......

In short....a SUPERNOVA of NWO activity.

And you stupid fucks think it's the Jews fault.....or the Russians fault....or the Chinese's fault.

It's the fault of the LOVE OF MONEY....and that knows and respects NO BORDERS, BOUNDARIES, PEOPLE GROUPS, NATION STATES, TRIBES, or SOVEREIGNTY.  There will be individuals that wave the flags of their respective counties.  Scratch their surface and you will see someone who gives not TWO SHITS about their country or their people.  Only themselves and the power that they think Money grants them.

Which...in the end....in their minds....is their protection from the MASSES.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:43 | 4813380 Volkodav
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You are all over the place...

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:18 | 4813425 Jumbotron
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That's right....I'm nationwide.  Z.Z. Top

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:45 | 4813383 Seek_Truth
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@Jumbotron:

"See, I will stir up against them (Babylon) the Medes (Persians, Iran),

who do not care for silver

and have no delight in gold."

-Isaiah 13:17

First fulfillment: Ancient Babylon (done)

Final fulfillment: Babylon the Great (soon)

PS- Remember you heard it here first.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:32 | 4813445 Jumbotron
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I've been studying Eschatology for 30 years.  Don't think for a moment that the above comment wasn't influenced in part by that and other verses.

I do apologize for the potty mouth.  It's my cross that I bear. 

Neo Nazis posting crap brings out the worst in me.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:47 | 4813481 Seek_Truth
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I've been studying Eschatology for 30 years.

And I for 45.

I do apologize for the potty mouth.  It's my cross that I bear.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Paul struggled with a "thorn" as well.

Neo Nazis posting crap brings out the worst in me.

Ya know, they are right about some things!

"Israel"and "Jew" don't mean what they did in ancient Israel:

- where are the sin sacrifices?

- where is the Jubilee?

- Christianity took the place of Judaism, only one truth, one way, one life- through Jesus Christ - not neo-"Judaism".

- Modern day "Israel" is a creation of Rothschild via the Balfour Declaration, NOT God's sanctions or blessing.

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:46 | 4813587 Jumbotron
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"Christianity took the place of Judaism, only one truth, one way, one life- through Jesus Christ - not neo-"Judaism".

See my post further over about Replacement Theology.

The apostle Paul was QUITE CLEAR about the correctness of Replacement Theology......or...should I say the INCORRECTNESS of it.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:14 | 4813638 Seek_Truth
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And as I replied there, you are preaching to the choir and have never been a replacement theologist, rather, most of the Jews of Jesus day rejected Him, and the facts are that modern day "Jews", that is, practicers of neo-Judaism, have not only (mostly) rejected Christ, they have also rejected the Mosaic Law handed down by God through Moses. Also, 95% of those in modern times calling themselves "Jews" aredescendants of Ashkenaz and other Gentiles, not Jacob. This is from the mouths and writings of prominent "Jewish" (neo-Jewish) schlars of the past century and earlier.

Facts are facts.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:29 | 4813663 Dexter Morgan
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I am not a Jew or a Christian.  I reject all forms of mind control and giving up power to other humans.  I reject the Mosaic Law, the Bible and Koran are the cause untold millions of deaths to say nothing of oppression and poverty, and I reject a "god" who is personally responsible for millions of murders.  Fuck government and religion, they are two sides of the same coin, transfer of wealth and loss of liberties. 

 

I am Dexter Morgan

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 01:25 | 4813838 Harbanger
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One on one personal relationship Bitchez, not a religion.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 07:56 | 4813981 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

Seek_Truth, I believe you may be a woman so as instructed by Timothy 2:12, please be silent.

Samuel 15:3, "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.' "

In the above passage god is instructing his followers to disobey the seventh commandment. So tell me, do they get into heaven.

Psalm 137, "Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us / He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."

Ephesians 5:22, "Wives, submit to you husbands as to the Lord"

Peter 2:18, "Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel."

You and Jumbo have been inculcated, from birth most likely, to believe. That is all there is to it. You will defend your cult beliefs to the end of your days because your brain has been hard wired to do so. It is very difficult to "unwire" the neural structures that host/support your beliefs - no matter how infantile or dare I say, insane.

Tell  me this. When the bible was only started to be written some 70 years after jesus died how do you perceive the first authors actually started when there was at least a couple of generations in between. Where do you think they got their ideas from.

Yes, that is right, they made it up.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 08:39 | 4813990 Seek_Truth
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Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. - 2 Peter 3:3

It's swine like you that strengthen my faith, as scripture makes it clear scoffers and mockers and ridiculers would abound!

No pearls for you, swine.

Ps- the fool says in his heart "there is no God". I'll be prayin for ya!

Pps- Congratulations on your first post with no obscenities, you just pulled ahead of Jumby. For your next trick, (1) use question marks (?) when you have a question, and try to stay on topic. Your mom will be so proud.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:17 | 4815354 BringOnTheAsteroid
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I detect a chink in the armour Seek. You failed to address any of the horrible passages attributed directly to the master before which you cower. You cannot win, education will triumph over pathetic insecurities and wishful thinking bound by wilful ignorance.

Keep in mind, I am not attacking you personally but the belief system you cling to. I cannot stand delusion especially when it is thrust upon innocent children. If people like yourself kept your delusions to yourself I would have zero qualms and live and let live. When you bible bashers and god botherers insist on foisting your delusions on the public you deserve to be torn down and have your beliefs ridiculed. This is life in an age of free speech.

Your god does not exist in the external reality we call the universe, god only exists in the neural network of your brain attributed to said belief.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 04:12 | 4816074 Seek_Truth
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"I detect ... belief"

Here’s an idea: read back both statements you have posted. Now, and this is going to be extremely hard for you, put yourself in the person’s shoes to which you have made your unsolicited comments. You have asked no questions, because you think you know it all. Both have been arrogant, demeaning statements, not the type that invites a response.

This isn’t my first rodeo, and I doubt that you haven’t done this kind of cherry picking of scripture before. I have a feeling you know what the context of those scriptures are, but just in case you don’t:

2 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

Ephesians 5:22, "Wives, submit to you husbands as to the Lord"

 The context is in the congregation, the family, and societal structure. If you’d read the surrounding verses, you’d know that God has a headship arrangement- God is the head of the man, Man the head of woman, parents the head of children, Humans the head of all animal and plant life. I, nor millions of other Christians, find that to be anything other than a very wise arrangement.

Samuel 15:3, "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.' "

God has the right, as creator, and the ability, as God, to read the heart, the mind, the intent of humans. If God chose to have an individual, a family, a city, or a nation put to death,  that is His prerogative. He is a wise judge and He makes no mistakes. He, in fact prophesied that this would occur:

17 Remember what the Amalekites did to you along the way when you came out of Egypt. 18 When you were weary and worn out, they met you on your journey and attacked all who were lagging behind; they had no fear of God. 19 When the Lord your God gives you rest from all the enemies around you in the land he is giving you to possess as an inheritance, you shall blot out the name of Amalek from under heaven. Do not forget! – Dueteronomy 25:17-19

And the prophesy was fulfilled, just as all of God’s prophecies are.

In the above passage god is instructing his followers to disobey the seventh commandment. So tell me, do they get into heaven.

I (think you mean the sixth commandment: Thou shalt not murder. There has always been a understanding that you are missing regarding that commandment: Self-Defense – whether to protect self, family, or nation.

Psalm 137, "Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us / He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." Other examples are found throughout the Bible.

This is a prophetic lament written  in 1004 BC, before the Israelites were taken into Babylonian captivity in 597 BC. The fact that it prophesied how Babylon would capture the southern kingdom of Judah, as well as how the captives would feel, is quite remarkable!  Again, another example of prophesy come true! Laments often use hyperbole (exaggeration) to make a point. Another example- Ezekiel 23:20” “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” Now, if you read the context (which you didn’t in Psalm 137:9) you’d see that this is a lament of God against Israel, who, like an unfaithful wife, commited adultery. It is metaphorical, not literal. Jesus also used hyperbole frequently, as in “It is easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Peter 2:18, "Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel."

Yes, slaves were quite common in those days, throughout most of history in fact If a slave converted to Christianity, there is no reason to expect that his master, whether a Christian or not, would be obligated to let him go. It seems that you are very lacking in historical knowledge. Many slaves entered into an agreement for a period or longer to be provided for by their master in return for services rendered. Read up, quite common. In fact, not that different than wage slavery today.

And here’s where you run off the rails:

You and Jumbo have been inculcated, from birth most likely, to believe. That is all there is to it. You will defend your cult beliefs to the end of your days because your brain has been hard wired to do so. It is very difficult to "unwire" the neural structures that host/support your beliefs - no matter how infantile or dare I say, insane.

I have chosen to reply this one time, just out of morbid curiosity. You are obviously projecting, because you know nothing of my history. Unfounded accusations are unlikely to elicit a kind response, yet I have done so. Now, learn to approach others with respect, and you will get the same. I would label everyone mentally ill, that is, we all have our foibles and weaknesses. The idea is to gain wisdom as you grow older. I see that has been difficult for you. Just because you can not (or will not) grasp the truth, does not mean that everyone who disagrees with you is “insane”.

Tell me this. When the bible was only started to be written some 70 years after jesus died how do you perceive the first authors actually started when there was at least a couple of generations in between. Where do you think they got their ideas from. Yes, that is right, they made it up.

Fail. The Bible is a collection of 66 books that have been bound together due to the fact that they are all God breathed. The earliest sources of the Pentateuch were written several centuries after Moses : J about 900 BC, E about 800 BC, Deuteronomy about 600 BC, the Priestly source about 500 BC, and the final edition later still. The rest of the Old Testament was completed between 1446 and 450 BC. Most of the New Testament was written down in the early part of the first century A.D, with Revelation completed in 95 AD. Those who wrote the Bible didn’t get any “ideas” on their own, God revealed His message to them through His Holy Spirit.

 “All Scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness, 17 that the man of God[b] may be complete, equipped for every good work.” – 2 Timothy 3:16,17

PS- I have, against my better judgement, extended a reply in kindness to you. Should you desire further communication, you will ask, rather than project, and you will query with the same respect with which you would wish to be queried. Should you not, this will be my last reply to you.

 

 

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:00 | 4813502 MontgomeryScott
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I've been studying scatolology, for several years as well.

Some people get entranced by the smell and the feel of shit (their own, or others').

LIKE YOU.

WAIT:

'Jumbotron Clinton'! I DID. NOT, HAVE. SEX, AND EAT, SHIT, AND, GET, OFF!

I MAGNANOMOUSLY ACCEPT your humility and apology. You may now do analingus. 30 years of training should be enough to allow you to perform adequately.

I LOVE the way you use evil descriptors like 'Neonazi' when you suck my ass. When you're good, you're REALLY good, and when you're bad, you're GREAT!

C'mon, honey, talk dirty to me when you do it!

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 01:19 | 4813834 teslaberry
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the US is leaving Iraq and Afghanistan.

 

 

i stopped right there. what in the ever loving fuck are you talking about?

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 05:36 | 4813912 Idaho potato head
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Let's see:this suckers gonna blow,the wheels are com in' off, the shits hittin the fan....Jeeze it's like whack-a-mole.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:57 | 4813285 J S Bach
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Just imagine the world's response if Iran sent 3 nuclear-armed submarines off the coast of Tel Aviv "meant to act as a deterrent, gather intelligence and potentially to land Iranian agents".

 

I constantly marvel at the double standard applied to Israel in ALL matters.  They get away with anything... I guess that tells you who's really in charge of world affairs.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 01:33 | 4813841 teslaberry
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israel is essentially a supercharged colonial proxy of the west. 

 

who the fuck do you think gave israel those submarines. US occupied--nato member Germany. everything on that sub was made by germans and OK'ed by the german , by extension american govenrment.

 

of course , a completely anti-semitic person will interpret EVERY GIVEN FACT  supplied to them as supporting the thesis that the jew-bag israelis control everything in the world.

right, which is why israel has been repeatedly invaded by its neighbors throughout the 50's, 60's and 70's. but right, don't let history get in the way of your thesis. 

 

it's the israeli's , they control EVERYTHING. it couldn't be European Russia and Chinese superpowers that control much of what goes on in this world.......

or, gasp, that the American inner govermnent is comprised of a cabal of , gasp, AMERICAN oligarchs. 

in the game of western led globalist internationalism-----it's not easy pinning nationalities on the oligarchs, they like to travel and own property in multiple jurisdictions. after all the bushes own a huge amount of land in south america. but ....it's israel fault. 

oh wait, now please, call me as 'in on the conspiracy' . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 05:43 | 4813913 Idaho potato head
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Yeap

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 05:42 | 4813914 Idaho potato head
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Yeap

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 09:32 | 4814057 yogibear
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Reversing it is the best way to think of situation.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:35 | 4813359 MontgomeryScott
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Knukles:

I've done a simple search, and these three submarines are currently the only 'Dolphin' class that Israel has (two more called 'Dolphin 2', are set to be put in to service this year).

They apparently don't deploy all three at once (as a rule), and NEVER in the same area at the same time.

Yeah, they have nukes (although they are diesel/electric subs).

It's kind of funny that Thyssen built them. Those damned Germans, who did the 'holocaust', and one of the chief munitions suppliers of WWII, Thyssen, actually supposedly 'donated' two of them (The State of Israel paid for the third one, or perhaps the U.S. did through 'foreign aid').

If the report here is true, Israel is ramping up agressive actions (or responding to some).

GREAT. Just when Syria is losing 150,000 lives, and Ukraine false-flag ops to promote war are ramping up on 'both sides' by the CIA(etc.), and Lybia has all but come apart, and China is threatening both Japan and Vietnam, the Zionists are deciding to goad the Iranians in to lobbing some missiles.

All the money that's been spent on war and weapons could have been used to irrigate Africa, or establish a working base on the Moon, or develop cold fusion technology, or all of these and more.

NOW, it's gonna be nuclear exchanges, and mass death across the planet, because a few fucking greedy banksters were unsatisfied with owning everything already, and a few sociopathic satan-worshipping pedophiliac homosexual FREAKS of NATURE weren't satisfied (oops, I wasn't talking about the United States Congress, or the E.U. appointees, or your local fully-militarized police departments, although if the shoe fits...).

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/israel/sub.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin_class_submarine

I wish people in general would STOP being such self-destructive assholes. In that very act, they wish to destroy everything and everyone else as well. HATE is the enemy of LOVE. Fucking "MURDER DEATH KILL!"

Yeah, General Dynamics and Thyssen and Boeing stocks are gonna go up, like HOCKEY STICKS.

I should have bought, but I'm NOT THEIR BITCH. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Choose now whom you serve.

That image of Zippy the Pinhead always makes me smile, you know. Your posts add a unique edge to the general discussion, and I sincerely thank you for your inputs.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:41 | 4813372 Theta_Burn
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Zippy the pinhead rocked but politeness-man's steel hanky was the shit.

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:15 | 4813522 MontgomeryScott
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Alpha beta gamma delta, epsilon zeta eta theta.

When I was a kid, my Mom used to shop at the Alpha Beta supermarket. Dad used to laugh, when I told him that I knew the first two letters of the Greek alphabet, and since I was only 5 years old, he made me go light the barbeque (and stop talking).

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:53 | 4813387 Seek_Truth
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"Israel" Dolphin sub vs. Iran's Shkval torpedo:

Bye-bye, Dolphins!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:33 | 4813454 Jumbotron
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Iran will never even get a chance to fire them.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:51 | 4813490 Seek_Truth
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Gotta disagree- the statistics are in their favor, and prophecy declares that Iran will rise as the eighth king- the beast who was, is not, and yet will be. (Revelation 17:11)

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:59 | 4813612 Jumbotron
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Well...you say you've been studying Eschatology for 45 years.....you should know that the progression of Beasts as foretold in Daniel and carried on in Revelation always ends badly for every Beast. 

Babylon - Lion

Medo-Persia - Bear - destroys Babylon

Macedonia (Alexander the Great's Greece) - Leopard -destroys Medo-Persia

Rome - Fourth "terrible" beast - subsumes Greece.  "Greco-Roman" anyone ?

Even if your interpretation is correct.....or is a manifestation of one of the ten "kings" that would arise from the Roman Empire.....or its remains (Europe....or some nation that is part of the N.W.O.)  Christ as King of the Jews will destroy that beast upon His return to his throne in Jerusalem.

Either way....if I were Israel....I would say....bring it.  All beasts are destroyed in the end.  And history proves that.  America is a type of Godless Beast.  And we are seeing its death throes even now.

And yet.....Israel continues to survive and thrive.

Wonder why.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:17 | 4813642 Seek_Truth
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I agree with you 95%- except you need to study more about what modern day "Israel" is.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:41 | 4813672 Dexter Morgan
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Enough with the religion bullshit already.  We're trying to solve real problems here.  I'm not totally against fantasies but there is a time and a place for everything.

I am Dexter Morgan

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:24 | 4813795 Jumbotron
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"We're trying to solve real problems here."

How's that been working out for ya ?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 10:37 | 4816724 eurogold
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Mont Scott, correction : The German built subs are not diesel powered, rather fuelcell powered. This makes them the most Hi-Tech and silent Subs on the planet.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:03 | 4813193 Volkodav
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not everyone...today so far only you and Jumbo mouth...

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:38 | 4812974 Cathartes Aura
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how very christ-like of you to say. . .

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:57 | 4813284 TheFourthStooge-ing
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His comments indicate a devout belief in the Mainstream Media narrative.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:24 | 4813656 MontgomeryScott
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The times are thus; that the boys and the men will be separated and uncovered by their thoughts and actions. Fools will be laid bare, and brave hearts will be brought down; and stupid, ignorant ones will be known and laid bare; by their empty and vain talk (with lack of faithfulness).

Time to take a ride:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNG_Kn-m73M

Sitting in the front row of the theater at the midnight showing in 1981, and in the presence of my freinds; and high on life, I watched this movie 'first-run'. here's the SECOND part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpb8QNdVjJA

The fucking FED...

 

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:54 | 4813013 Colonel Klink
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Jumbotalmud

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:01 | 4813186 Volkodav
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Obviously you do not know any Iranians.

otherwise your posts are rapidly more incoherent in a dirty mouth way

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:05 | 4813196 Theta_Burn
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But Jumbotron dispite who/what the Iranians are who are they fucking with?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:29 | 4813229 Jumbotron
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Their own people.....the Middle East....Israel......us. 

And the Russians are using the poor dumb bastards as pawns.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:11 | 4813422 MontgomeryScott
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SO, the PNAC docs and the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq and the Lybian overthrow and the Syrian smackdown and ALL that shit is the fault of... THE RUSSIANS!

The RED MENACE! OMFG!

You really ARE a twit (or a plant).

I'm still looking at the Mall of America for the 'puzzle-copter' toys. Seems that all the kiosk retailers suddenly disappeared. It's been 14 years, but I'm still holding out.

TOO MANY PERIODS! Look, I'll show you how English speakers add emphasis. "FUCK YOU, YOU SOCIALIST KIBBUTZ COMMUNIST COCKSUCKING MINION TROLL... " SEE? Always use THREE periods, and a space, before continuing or ending the comment!

Lawrence McDonald's plane got shot down, and James Trafficant got prison time, for pointing out obvious issues. They were BOTH duly elected Congressmen in the United States. WHO do you think did this? The RUSSIANS?

I shall now name you 'Jumbotron McCain'. NO? Too GOYIM? how about 'PODHERTZ'? WAIT...

'Jumbotron Hannity'! That satisfies ALL the variants! The NEW 'EVIL EMPIRE', IRAN, IRAQ, and NORTH KOREA! Shit. NO, it's RUSSIA! Oh, hell. Nuke 'em ALL! (Sorry, that was Jumbotron Bush the Younger what said this)

The Iranians can't refine their oil (but they have a shitload of it), and the United States and OPEC has 'blackballed' Iran from selling it (since Iran got sick of being fucked in the ass by the terms of the agreement, ever since 1953). The Russian Federation, as a major consumer and refiner, along with China (now the NUMBER ONE CONSUMER) has made trade agreements with Iran, which has pissed the OIL Complex off to NO END.

WHAT corporation did you say you worked for, again, 'JumboGeithner'?

 

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:06 | 4813626 Jumbotron
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Hannity is an idiot.

McCain is a old, mentally damaged war monger.

I could care less for Russia nor am I'm afraid of it.  But it does use other nations as pawns in the proxy war known as the Cold War....which is now up to 2.0  But so do we.

Who cares?  I know the Russian are not coming to take over the world or America.  The Cold War now is for the scraps of cheap energy and commodities to keep the Elites of each country in high cotton....not to spread some worthless ideology.....other than some version of Crony Capitalism and the New World Order.

Once again...what can I do?  I don't care.  They're just children scheming on a world stage with an unlimited checkbook via their own Central Banks.

Like all childish dreams and schemes....it will go up in flames.

But please....do continue to waste your time trying to categorize me.  It makes me laugh.

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:55 | 4813696 MontgomeryScott
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Like the greedy, arrogant bastard children who use the expression 'I could care less' (unlike the CORRECT expression 'I COULDN'T CARE LESS'), this one assuages the guilt of inaction and consious idiocy by stating that he neither cares; nor cares to take action ("what can I do?  I don't care").

"Once again...what can I do?  I don't care."

These types of controlled opposition really HATE IT when sentient people use their own words against them.

Well, 'Jumbotwat', you don't give a shit; and neither do you care to effect the correct actions to resolve the issues.

Zerohedge is NOT the correct place for you. You need to get on 'TWA(I)TTER' (or, the shitter).

I cannot POSSIBLY 'catogorize' you, because you have no place to be. You COMMENT, without point, and continue to argue in arrogance and ignorance. It COULD BE that you are in Haifa, or Chantilly, or the basement of the N.Y. Fed, but you are NOT in REALITY.

 

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:28 | 4813796 Jumbotron
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Nurse....I need some help getting Mr. Scott back to his bed, please.

Oh...and get an orderly to clean up this mess in the hall....Mr. Scott just shit himself again.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:20 | 4813367 Seek_Truth
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The Persian Empire will rise again, just you wait and see:

and they are seven kings; five have fallen, one is, the other has not yet come; and when he comes, he must remain a little while. 11"The beast which was and is not, is himself also an eighth and is one of the seven" - Revelation 17:10,11

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:35 | 4813457 Jumbotron
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And they will fall....once again.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:55 | 4813494 Seek_Truth
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"And they will fall....once again."

Correct, but they will be the eighth, last king, and will rule for a short time- then Christ returns.

So close.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:43 | 4813675 Dexter Morgan
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You guys need to go jerk each other off.

DM

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 23:05 | 4813703 Seek_Truth
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Take your gutter homo mind fantasies elsewhere, sodomite.

I am heterosexual, and follow the laws of God.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:32 | 4813797 Jumbotron
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<chuckle>

Let him be.  His kind have no answers....only impotent and incorrect blame.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:17 | 4813643 The_Prisoner
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Only one hasbara troll, and a shabboz goy to boot!

Let him bluster and posture. For his job is simply reinforcing the agitprop fucntion of this ZH post. Click-baiting, plain and simple.

Israel does not fight anyone who will shoot back. They get others to do the fighting for them. like shabboz goy Jumbotroll here.

When trying to reconcile the attitude of shabboz goys and collaborators to occupying forces, I always arrive at the conclusion that it is a case of Stockholm Syndrome.

 

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:45 | 4813678 Dexter Morgan
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I am not a number, I am a human being.  Be seeing you.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 23:01 | 4813700 MontgomeryScott
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Your post really sounds like a threat.

I think I'll report you to the DHS.

Oh, wait...

C'mon, you fucking retard! I'm locked and loaded, you sadistic motherfucker!

Let's MEET, BOI!

Fucking faggot...

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:20 | 4813791 The_Prisoner
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I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLakgUosAsM

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:03 | 4813192 Theta_Burn
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So is this a confirmation on a nuclear armed Israel? have they the proper documentation and treaty signatures required of nuclear armed states?

Some shwag the Jews have, needing to answer to nobody to what the fuck they can and can't do...

All these threads compiled with cool analytics and projections going out a couple yrs. mean shit, the financial endgame is nigh, at this point war is the only solution

Its the only way those responsable for it all will be seen not holding the bag..

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:31 | 4813232 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

So is this a confirmation on a nuclear armed Israel? have they the proper documentation and treaty signatures required of nuclear armed states?

Good catch! I guess this is Netanyahoo's confirmation of Israel's nuclear weapons status, so no more policy of ambiguity.

Saaaayyyy, isn't that supposed to trigger restriction/elimination of foreign aid from the US of A, as well as possible sanctions? Oh, that's right, those laws are flexible and were meant for... uhhhhh... other people.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:58 | 4813283 knukles
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Nah... Israel never signed any non-proliferation agreements, etc.
I don't have any so far from me to even consider it, but have you guys registered all your firearms, applied for concealed carry, etc?
Didn't think so.....
LOL

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:36 | 4813459 Jumbotron
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Hhmmm....something about the right to own and bear arms ?

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:36 | 4813460 Jumbotron
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....except for Joos of course.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 23:04 | 4813702 MontgomeryScott
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Any questions, Nancy?

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:35 | 4813801 Jumbotron
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Yeah....Becky.....does Israel have the right to keep and bear Arms.....even Nuclear capable submarines against bloodthirsty moozies ?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:24 | 4813210 omniversling
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Not a nuclear sub, rather a quiet diesel. So deduce the reference to mean 'carrying nuclear weapons' having been converted for cruise  missile capability (something the German vendors knew could be done at the time of sale. So is the the first public admission of the Israeli nuclear weapons programme? And where are the cruise missiles to carry the warheads from? And where does this snippet fit?

 2012: "A nuclear weapon that wasn’t supposed to exist, a single 500 kiloton hydrogen bomb, one of four being tracked, was seen being loaded at the German port of Bemerhaven, Germany.

 

 

The groups assisting in what we were informed was a counter-terrorism surveillance operation were the American NSA, British MI 6, the Office of Naval Intelligence and the British Royal Navy.  The “device” was loaded onto a Germany built “Dolphin” submarine and left the harbour doing 7.5 knots."

 

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/04/30/raw-reports-nuclear-threat-from-...

 

Operation Samson: Israel's Deployment of Nuclear Missiles on Subs from Germany

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/israel-deploys-nuclear-weapons...

 

Israel Submarine Capabilities

http://www.nti.org/analysis/articles/israel-submarine-capabilities/

 

Israel Stole Uranium from U.S. Stockpiles In 1950s and 1960s - See more at: http://americanfreepress.net/?p=1876#sthash.msyGAqHX.dpuf

 

http://americanfreepress.net/?p=1876germany/

 

The truth about Israel's secret nuclear arsenal

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/15/truth-israels-secret-nuclea...

 

Did Israel steal bomb-grade uranium from the United States?

http://thebulletin.org/did-israel-steal-bomb-grade-uranium-united-states...

 

 

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:51 | 4813273 Eyeroller
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Story dated May 30, 2010.

2010!!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:06 | 4812894 Sudden Debt
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yeah... nice.... who in their right mind gave those to the people of Zion?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:11 | 4812901 Wolferl
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German subs are the best. The Jows know that.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:23 | 4812929 Winston Churchill
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Maybe they haven't noticed how shallow the Gulf is.

You hardly need sonar to find them in the shallow, clear waters.

Sinking them is even easier as there is nowhere to dive to, and no thermocline to hide under.

BS propaganda.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:27 | 4812941 Jumbotron
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Uuhhhhh.....who's going to be doing the sinking ?   You mean the great and poweful Iranian Navy ?   ROTFLMFAO !!!!!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:35 | 4812967 Matt
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How much does a fishing boat full of explosives cost? See: USS Cole.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:40 | 4812977 Jumbotron
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Riiiiight.......a great comparison.  A ship anchored and moored with sailors relaxing and not under a war footing.......

Versus

An actively scanning submarine listening to a rickety, noisy boat full of bearded women singing "Throw the Jew down the well"

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:56 | 4813018 Headbanger
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Who cares where Israel got the subs and the missiles!?

Just fucking nuke the towel heads already.

And if there's any survivors, nuke em again..

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:02 | 4813037 Relentless101
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Virgins for everyone!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:59 | 4813402 Christophe2
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The USS Cole was 'attacked' by our inept al CIAda operatives.  Whereas when Hezbollah was defending Lebanon in the 2006 war, they easily wrecked the Israeli warship that strayed too close:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INS_Hanit

"According to the Israeli Navy, the ship's sophisticated automatic missile defense system was not deployed" - right, as if Israeli shit actually ever works as advertised!  ROTFLMFAO

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:55 | 4813019 Colonel Klink
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Just remind the sub captain the sea isn't kosher.  They're riding around in one giant shellfish.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:00 | 4813034 Headbanger
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Oy vay, Herr Oberst!!

Such a treyf!!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:05 | 4813043 vened
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Iran has Shkval supercavitating torpedos.

"In addition to the Russian Navy, the Shkval rocket-assisted torpedo has been sold to India, Iran and Ukraine. In 2008 it was said that Iran may use the Shkval underwater rocket to target the US Navy's aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf. According to some reports they may use small fast boats as launch platforms. Russia claims that Ukraine sold five brand-new Shkval underwater missiles to Georgia prior to August 2008 conflict. "

http://www.deagel.com/Torpedoes/Shkval_a002340001.aspx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VA-111_Shkval

"Although supercavitation precludes effective use of a homing system on the weapon, this is more than compensated by its sheer explosive power: Equivalent in TNT to a 150-kiloton nuclear blast, this ensures destruction of an enemy submarine or surface vessel within a one-kilometer radius.

Carried by most Soviet nuclear submarines, the 533mm Shkval was regarded as being equally effective in both offense and as a defensive weapon in case of enemy submarine attack.

Able to travel six kilometers in a minute, the Shkval could quickly turn the tables on the attacker: While U.S. submarines had the advantage of stealth when approaching and launching the initial strike, the high-speed torpedo could be fired before taking evasive action. So while a sub on the run may be unable to correct guidance data for torpedoes already in the water, the Shkval’s firepower ensured a devastating counter-strike."

http://in.rbth.com/economics/2014/05/27/shkval_the_deadly_underwater_tor...

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:20 | 4813091 Headbanger
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It's "The Bedford Incident"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOll3v55Dmo

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:38 | 4813462 MontgomeryScott
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No downvote.

I know that you are a tweaker due to your responses, but I also have an original hard-back copy of the book (which was much better than the Bollywood Zion-influenced movie, by the way). Munceford was actually a WHITE guy (NOT Sidney [shit, I can't even spell the last name of the French black]).

In REAL LIFE, the hunter becomes the hunted, and the submarine; while formidable as an offensive weapon, is EASILY overcome (unless it can hide, like a mouse from a cat).

The 'gulf' IS shallow, and these subs can simply sit on the bottom, still and cold, like rocks, until such time that they are required. The comparison between 'The Bedford Incident', which takes place in the North Atlantic, and THIS situation, is therefore a 'NON-SEQUITOR'.

You seem to have some blood on your keyboard.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:36 | 4813133 Jumbotron
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This missile system has been pointed out as the source of the fatal accident that sunk the Russian Navy's Kursk nuclear-powered boat in August 2000. Apparently, the missile was undergoing tests aboard the doomed submarine.

HAHAHAHAHA !!!  And you think the Iranian navy can do better than blow themselves up when even the Russians did it to themselves ?   ROTFLMAO !!!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:58 | 4813180 Volkodav
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BS  nothing of the sort...

quote your source....then remember as liars

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:31 | 4813230 Jumbotron
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BS  nothing of the sort...

quote your source....then remember as liars

Uhhh.....Assholotov.........I simply clicked on the link above and cut and pasted the end of the article like that dumbass above.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:58 | 4813182 Colonel Klink
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I guess time will tell.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:31 | 4813234 Jumbotron
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Consider yourself told.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 02:35 | 4813862 Colonel Klink
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Riiiiiiight

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:58 | 4813181 americanspirit
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The Iranians have Chinese unerwater ultra-high speed anti-sub missiles deployed and ready to go. Of course the Isrealis kow that and have ECMin place - but still. Those puppies are fast! believe I read 1200 mph. Underwater.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:25 | 4813440 MontgomeryScott
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Actually, I refute your comment with facts.

After the embassy bombings, the United States was in a 'precautionary threat' mode, and the U.S.S. Cole was in a 'potentially hostile' environment' Lookouts were posted, and the ship was at a high state of readiness. HOWEVER...

Due to some strange orders given by the infected D.O.D. Navy Brass in the Pentagram, the sailors on deck were NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AMMUNITION for their sidearms. As a consequence, they had no bullets to fire, as the Israeli commandos (OOPS, I mean, the Al-Quaeda trainees) approached the ship in their inflatable Zodiac at their anchorage.

Did I forget to mention the 'FUCK YOU FOR DISTORTING AND RE-WRITING THE TRUE FACTS' aspect here, JumboZion?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:07 | 4813051 Winston Churchill
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Look in Janes asshat.

The Iranian navy has plenty of ASROCS and the platforms to launch them from.

Plus aircraft, and helicopters.

Vectored attacks are a sub commanders worst nighmare, add in shallow water where you can

see your target without pinging him. Hope the Israeli's have plenty of posthumus medals

to hand around.They will need them. The Syrians already sank one of their subs.One down ,

three to go.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:38 | 4813139 Jumbotron
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UUhhhh.....there's more to war than subs.

There's the Air Force....support surface Naval vessels.....long range artillery and missiles

And more importantly.....the skill set and the tactical knowledge to pull it off.

None of which the Iranians have against the Israelis.

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:48 | 4813162 Winston Churchill
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The Israelis have no experience, or tradition ,of sub warfare.

Pig boats are not kosher.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:55 | 4813169 Volkodav
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Logical mind would realize that Iran has much more resources than Hezbollah...

would you please take a look at 2006 experience of invincible Merkava armor failure?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 23:33 | 4813746 Seek_Truth
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Jumbotron,

Admit it, you are out of your league here.

Go read about AS-400/500 and Schkval.

The days of Air support and naval support are over.

Next war will be fought boots on the ground vs boots on the ground.

Warfare has come full circle.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:55 | 4813173 nightshiftsucks
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And I'm sure that you have seen all those weapon systems in real life action and can provide us with the data ?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:52 | 4813392 Seek_Truth
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Q: Uuhhhhh.....who's going to be doing the sinking ?   You mean the great and poweful Iranian Navy ?

A: Shkval.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VA-111_Shkval

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 20:48 | 4813484 Jumbotron
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And you don't think that the Israelis' don't already know this and have contignecy plans to take out the subs by other than sub to sub combat?  You mean the Mossad and other special force units don't already have plans for sabotage?  You don't think there aren't moles already in Iran planning such a thing ? 

And do you think for one moment the blowhards in Iran are that stupid to even try?

Iranians are not stupid....other than letting religious nut rule their country.  But even the frosted coated nut sacks in robes and turbans are THAT stupid to go toe-toe with Israel.

And if they do....they get destroyed.  They will inflict pain on Israel....but they will relent.  When faced with humiliation and defeat and the worst thing of all for a moozie....the loss of face.....they will relent and withdraw.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:05 | 4813503 Seek_Truth
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Jumbotron,

Are you aware that the Schkval can be fired land to water, air to water, and water to water?

Did you know a single Schkval has a 95% accuracy at 5 miles?

Or that three Schkvals fired in a triangulation on a single target are effectively 100% impossible to defend against?

This torpedo that travels at 300+ mph underwater has changed naval warfare for good.

You might want to read up on it, and its Russian counterpart (inventors). Yes, Russia, Iran's ally? Think they won't stand up for Iran?

PS- ever thought about the king of the north and the king of the south of Daniel chapter 11?

 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:13 | 4813635 Jumbotron
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<Sigh>

The moozies have had Russian technology for 60 years.

And they still get their asses kicked by the U.S. and Israel every....single....time.

You can have a big gun......but you have to know how to get it out of the holster first.

And also understand and prepare for the pre-emptive kick to the balls.

Iran....is not prepared for the kick to the balls.

Iran is also not prepare for what happens after these little pop rockets go off.

They....will....not....have....enough for the shit storm that will be unleashed on them.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:22 | 4813649 Seek_Truth
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You might remember that God used Assyria (Syria) to punish Israel, the northern ten tribe kingdom, as he used Persia (Iran) to punish the southern Judahite kingdom, taking them into captivity.

Why can't you realize that God will do the same again in a final fulfillment?

My suggestion is to study and pray more, that will open your eyes.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 23:26 | 4813737 MontgomeryScott
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@ Seek_:

"In 1969, the GSKB-47 merged with NII-24 to create the Research Institute of Applied Hydromechanics in Kiev, Ukraine (constructor Merkulov); the Shkval being a product of this merger."

Kiev, Ukraine.

Well, John (N.V.A.) Kerry obviously doesn't consider the Ukranian people as 'vital', and niether does the MSM in America.

The CIA head (bankster fuck military arm) doesn't have a comment (as is natural for plausible deniability excuses).

I think it's STRANGE that the sidebar advertisements are showing Ukranian women and girls between the ages of 19 and 24, now; over here at the Zero Hedge website in the CONUS. HERE is the LINK (in case you don't believe me):

http://www.charmingdate.com/join/register10.php?11671

 

 

 

 

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:38 | 4813803 Seek_Truth
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A: adblock plus.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:33 | 4812959 Herodotus
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German-built subs for export are factory-equipped with canisters of Zyklon B gas that can be triggered in the event of a loss of oxygen or cabin pressure.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:36 | 4812970 Matt
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Does it have an integrated "Scuttle" function as well?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:59 | 4813031 Jumbotron
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That would be on the French sub.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:25 | 4813067 Colonel Klink
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Then the above pic explains why the Israeli sub looks like a giant submerged dreidel.

And get it right, the French subs have the prop on the front for faster retreats!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:39 | 4813141 Jumbotron
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You're an anti-Semetic prick....but I had to upvote you on the French sub prop.   Well played.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:00 | 4813185 Colonel Klink
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Only because I was made that way by the jews in control who are fucking me.  And you're a jew loving bastard.

Thanks!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:35 | 4813239 Jumbotron
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Only because I was made that way by the jews in control who are fucking me.  And you're a jew loving bastard.

The only person fucking with you is yourself.  Free your mind and no one can control you....even if "they" think they are.

I don't love Jews, per se, because they are Jews.  Just hate anti-Freedom, religious nutsack moozies who want to blow up the only functioniong Democracy in the entire Middle East......who are not blowing themselves up in some "Jewish Spring"

As far as a bastard......you're damn straight I am.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:31 | 4813557 falconflight
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I knew, I just knew it.  A Jewish girl long ago cast you aside, or rebuffed your request for anal sex on the first date.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:16 | 4813640 Jumbotron
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<chuckle>

Are you sure it wasn't a nice Jewish guy ?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:48 | 4813684 falconflight
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 ////

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:47 | 4813685 falconflight
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What the eff is wrong with me....I hadn't considered that growing possibility.  Thanks for getting me to focus...

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:02 | 4813188 Matt
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The scuttle function was a reference to the Bismarck. Does France have a history of scuttling their own vessels?  

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:17 | 4813218 Oldrepublic
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On November 27, 1942, the french fleet was scuttled at Toulon

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:06 | 4813200 sleigher
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What was anti-semitic about his post?  Saying anything at all in any way about a jewish person or jewish people makes you anti-semitic?  Get off it already would ya?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:41 | 4813252 Jumbotron
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Jumbotalmud

Just remind the sub captain the sea isn't kosher.

And you're a jew loving bastard.

hey're all yiddish to Jumbo!

He does because the Talmud tells him he's chosen and better than they goy.

Or if you are, you're a useful goy who has more Israeli spin than a dreidel.

I bet your favorite wine is Mogen David.

Hahaha, so you're a black jew?

Get your head out of your ass.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 01:14 | 4813831 Colonel Klink
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Some of it's serious, some of it is stereotype, and some of it is satire.  You're welcome to decide which.

No whole group is evil or hated.  But some come close by their own actions.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 11:20 | 4814212 sleigher
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No one hates the jewish guy working to support his family and get on with his life.  How could they?  But to deny history and to deny today is illogical.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 12:18 | 4814356 Colonel Klink
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Yep!

And mockery is often the way to open people's eyes.  Just look at most people's comments about the current feral Federal government.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:37 | 4813249 paddyirishman
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lot of tribe supporters on lately, need to order more gas

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 19:27 | 4813346 Jumbotron
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Nobody is stopping you.

But do you have the balls to deliver it ?

Shut your fucking yap.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:30 | 4813552 falconflight
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Talking about tribes, Bwwwaaaaaaaaaaa potato eating, drunken sods. Peat moss the greatest contribution to the world. 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:21 | 4813648 Jumbotron
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"Bwwwaaaaaaaaaaa potato eating, drunken sods. Peat moss the greatest contribution to the world. "

 

<chuckle>

No....that would be Irish Spring Soap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVI7PW1Ylbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZI7BuMrmMM

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 22:46 | 4813680 falconflight
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Yeah, but do they use it?  

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:40 | 4813806 Jumbotron
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OOOooo.....good point.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 01:12 | 4813829 Colonel Klink
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Dats rayciss!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:20 | 4812918 Jack Burton
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Germany designed and built the subs, then gifted them to Israel so Israel can maintain peace and security. Germany builds some top of the line submarines. Non-nuclear, but then Israel really does not need big nuclear boats for the narrow seas it operates in. The German boats on batteries are very hard to detect. And having nuclear weapons makes them great black mail tools. It is not Arabs the nukes are meant for. Nor Persians. They are targeted on and meant for all major European cities. The idea was expressed before that should the west to maintain Israel finacially and militarily, and should Israel suffer a collapse, they can nuke all of Europe as pay back. "If we go down again, next time everyone goes with us", I believe that is the quote.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:21 | 4812925 buyingsterling
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Just a few years ago Israel still publicly denied having nukes, now they have SLCMs?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:25 | 4812934 Jumbotron
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You mean how just the other day we said we weren't spying on American people and now......

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:27 | 4812937 wee-weed up
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"Just a few years ago Israel still publicly denied having nukes, now they have SLCMs?"

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And you believed them?

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:26 | 4812938 Jack Burton
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Indeed! And only the USA could have supplied Israeli with SLCM's. Germany built the subs to be capable of delivering SLCM's and the USA made sure Israel had all the Nuclear SLCM's it's subs needed. No wonder Israel is so arrogant on the world stage. Being armed like a Super Power and being funded by the USA. Their power to take what they want from the West is incredible. They really are chosen people.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:54 | 4813014 Thorny Xi
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Israel has not signed the non-proliferation treaty.  Iran, on the other hand, has. 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:05 | 4813041 Colonel Klink
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Those who write the treaty don't have to sign it.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 18:12 | 4813208 sleigher
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Take what they want from the west?  lol...  They own the west...

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:28 | 4813549 falconflight
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You obviously relish the anonymous ability to promulgate the biggest Pecos Bill Tall Tales!  You're a hoot!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:57 | 4813023 Perfecthedge
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How are the showers on the German subs? Any info on that? If the plan is to nuke Europe, ZE GERMANS should have built remote controlled showers into the subs.  As final solution, you know.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:25 | 4813545 falconflight
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Who was that said the best lies are sprinkled with crumbs of fact?  It is likely that some Israeli strategic weapons are targeted at Russia.  Among the most sensitive information stolen by Jonothan Pollard was US targeting coordinates for the USSR.  

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 17:21 | 4813096 Schaublin
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Subs were purchased from Germany - but after delivery the "Israelis" said that they had no shekels and anyway, you should give them to us as a present because of the holyhoax - and so it came to pass. 

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:07 | 4812895 Omegaman2211
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"...today we get one more piece of considerably worrisome geopolitical news that global stock markets must ignore."

 

Ignore? Fuck that, this is BULLISH.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:28 | 4812944 Eyeroller
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Snap, beat me to it...

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:31 | 4812955 wee-weed up
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Stowks to da Moon, Alice!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:09 | 4812898 news printer
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The Lethality of Nuclear Weapons

Author’s note: Paul Craig Roberts held top security clearances. He has repeatedly warned that a US-Russian nuclear war would wipe out the human race, along with all other complex forms of life. As a scientist with expert knowledge, I wish to echo and explain his warning.

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2014/05/30/lethality-nuclear-weapons/

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 21:20 | 4813534 falconflight
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Soviet-Leftist fellow traveler's propaganda.  Declassified intelligence docs are available that explains the long time Soviet mime...disinformation campaign implemented to discourage the ever peasant like malleability of Merikans.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:09 | 4812899 Seize Mars
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God, when will the planet be rid of the warmongers?

Just leave the fucking people alone, for fucks sake.

They dont want your brand of central bank. Get fucking over it.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 16:23 | 4812928 sessinpo
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Seize Mars     God, when will the planet be rid of the warmongers?

Just leave the fucking people alone, for fucks sake.

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About the same time the world is rid of people cutting off others while driving. In other words never because there are people out there that either don't care or they are more aggressive then their peers, until someone stops them. There will always be an alpha person. And that alpha person not only protects his own, but tries to get more. Why do any one of us try to improve, make more money, and get more? It's competition and it will always be there.

While you think you are leaving others alone, some poor leftist slacker is blaming you because you have more. You are a different type of warmonger and you need to be punished as well.

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