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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:15 | 4818198 PacOps
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The pink balloon would be better placed about an inch due south.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:05 | 4818201 stinkhammer
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Fore!

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:19 | 4818246 ShrNfr
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Nah, just the normal fork up.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:08 | 4818212 xtop23
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Maybe we could give trade, and not getting involved in foreign entanglements, a try.

Nah......fuq that.

Let's split those 3's and double down.

 

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:11 | 4818216 Nevsky
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Flashback

 

Barack Obama aide: Why Winnie the Pooh should shape US foreign policy

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:35 | 4818303 JuliaS
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And this is what it would look like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jWGJ3pyLgs&feature=kp

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:49 | 4818509 knukles
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Aaaaarrrraagggghhh!

 

fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me.... this is the most powerful position on earth, being coached about Winne The Fucking Pooh and Luke Skywalker?
No wonder we're fucked!

Fucked I say!
Fucked!

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 20:24 | 4818582 Occams_Chainsaw
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Fuck X 8......awesome.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:15 | 4818229 JerseyJoe
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Where are all the red lines?  

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:16 | 4818237 Colonel Klink
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Incompetent in Chief.  We are a disaster of an Obama-nation.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:19 | 4818245 lakecity55
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OMG, not only is his utter Hate for the USA spurring him on to greater heights of perfidy, but he is so incompetent the Incompetency is Also destroying the country!!

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:20 | 4818252 ShrNfr
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And there is nothing worse than an incompetant who is incompetant at being incompetant. Recurse till stack overflow. Better know as the cess pool is full, now it is going on your bathroom floor.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 20:16 | 4818552 WhackoWarner
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Come on. USA USA is a Christian Nation with God on their side.  And their side only.  ( with nicley edited scriptures that suit as are needed).

Give the poor guy a break already.  That is the Christian thing to do after all.  Takes a world to molly coddle a sociopath and friends.  Takes a world to cuddle.

And now we all await the latest indulgences of a clearly dysfunctional and infantile puppet and worse yet the incompetent puppetmasters who control. 

And worse yet; these "kids" have dangerous toys.  My mom always told me not to run with scissors lest I poke an eye out.  These guys?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:29 | 4818275 Carl Popper
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Lol.  I think he is going for a two-fer.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:02 | 4818385 angel_of_joy
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Incompetent is nothing but an elegant word for stupid.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:19 | 4818249 NOZZLE
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I'm still trying to understand how this nation ever elected that worthless piece of genetic shit as anything.  You wanted to vote for a black man as president to cleanse yourself of your white guilt and you could not find anyone except Obanga?  Really? 

I still hear people saying: "we had no idea he would do things like this", really.  The first time I heard about this scumbag was in 2003, first impression was that he was an affirmative action clown being promoted by some sick white people in Illinois.  Their religious background is partially relevant but not really.  Then the stuff about Ayers bubbled up and the picture became crystal clear long before reverend Jerkimiah Wright.  Anything you see him doing is borne of his hatred for America and how it was organized and composed, its a product of his brain being bathed in anti American shit. not since he was born but before when his mother allowed leftist street animals to bang their cocks on his head while he was in utero. 

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:26 | 4818264 Da Yooper
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The media did their job well & hid the lieing obama from the GDP ( generaly dumb public) that & alot of vote rigging ( when 106 % of a given district votes for him WTF ) & wa laaa you are now president.

And the GDP live on for their bread & circuses every weekend

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:29 | 4818273 American Dreams
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Nozz you do realize he was not elected. Right...  He was appointed. 

Know your enemy

AD

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:31 | 4818277 Dr. Engali
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Slick packaging. The marketing departments in this country are so well practiced by conning CONsumers that could sell a turd and mayo sandwich to a vegetarian.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:41 | 4818319 Winston Churchill
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The McTurd.

Want fries with that ?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:48 | 4818342 wee-weed up
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The Turd Ferguson sammich!

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:39 | 4818491 This just in
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Actually, I think a dedicated vegitarian would be allowed to eat a turd sandwich.  

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:51 | 4818517 knukles
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Double Size me, Bitchez!

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:42 | 4818499 disabledvet
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The McTurd. "And the Buildabugers are in on it too I tell ya!"

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 20:23 | 4818577 WhackoWarner
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Guy is an idiot

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 20:20 | 4818573 WhackoWarner
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No different than Bush and Bush Sr. No different than the mafioso Clintons; no different than Rayguns....no different at all.

Chain saws and woodchippers.  Guillotines are for show.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 20:35 | 4818612 WhackoWarner
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  Nozzle.....Not fair.  And very racist.  Does not matter whom the flavour of the moment was.  who was "picked and groomed".  Genetics have no bearing on this for anyone except someone ready to pounce on racial garbage.

I mean that.  This is nonsense,  And vicious.  It ignores the fact that someone had to be put forward;  easily controlled and flattered;  elevated and able to speak eloquently.  Could just as easily have groomed a homeless, former addict, discarded military vet.  JUST had to be someone who caught the "imagination being created by advertising". 

Could have been someone born out Vietnam era  marriage.  Anything.  This is enough racism.  It just drips off your comment. 

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:28 | 4818270 world_debt_slave
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uh, telepromter?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:31 | 4818281 KingdomKum
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NOZ,  sounds like you just earned a first class ticket to your local FEMA camp  .  .  .

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:33 | 4818295 wee-weed up
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All us ZH'ers will be there!

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:37 | 4818307 logicalman
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Not I.

 

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:46 | 4818322 nonclaim
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"Not I", each of us. [go to ~3 min]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhzssmWVbr4

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:41 | 4818318 TeamDepends
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Y'all know the signal, right?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:34 | 4818298 Dr. Engali
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How can you have a foreign policy when we are all "citizens of the world"? In zero's eyes there are no foreigners.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:39 | 4818311 logicalman
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We are all citizens of the world, in reality, but unfortunately a bunch of lunatics have taken control and convinced most that they belong to a fiction called a country.

Lines on maps are remarkably powerful tools.

 

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 20:31 | 4818594 Bazza McKenzie
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Not true.  The people who don't support Obama are foreigners and all terrorists to boot, not to mention racists.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 18:52 | 4818351 cougar_w
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We are in an era of human history that will later be called the Years of Nothing.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:09 | 4818407 Winston Churchill
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Nobody will want to record, or remember it.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:00 | 4818383 orangegeek
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Apathetic Barry should just leave now.  Hand it over to Stupid Biden and let the House and Senate make the decisions.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:47 | 4818508 disabledvet
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The "fire all the Generals and call Bo a traitor" people?

The good news is that there's always the next war.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 04:26 | 4819466 Obamanism
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Lets look at the twitter accounts of Taliban, Mr Putin and Boko Haram:

Taliban: Thank you Mr Obama #Winning

Mr Putin: Barry Enjoy the G7 #Winning

Boko Haram: Dear Michelle Obama #Winning

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