This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

The Truth Behind The Q1 Earnings Numbers

Tyler Durden's picture




 

Submitted by Lance Roberts of STA Wealth Management,

 

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:06 | 4821505 B2u
B2u's picture

Ooops....the reality sure looks awful.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:07 | 4821511 kill switch
kill switch's picture

BS nothing more to say....I suffer frome graph overload.....As mister natural said in the sixties It don't maen shit!!!

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:18 | 4821535 Rehab Willie
Rehab Willie's picture

looks like the graphs Al Gore brought out to prove man-made global warming.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:36 | 4821564 Gringo Viejo
Gringo Viejo's picture

And I approve of UNLIMITED shooting the fuckers down.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:24 | 4821549 darteaus
darteaus's picture

If the earnings decreased by 3.4%, shouldn't the market have decreased by 3.4%?

Oh, never mind...

BTW, the Venezuelan market was up over 450% last year!  It acted as a RELATIVELY liquid safe haven for cash, as the US market is doing now.

Things aren't so good there now:

http://countryeconomy.com/stock-exchange/venezuela

 

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:30 | 4821556 samuraitrader
samuraitrader's picture

Excellent work. The accounting magic gets scarier when the debt added to the balance sheet gets factored in.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:32 | 4821559 i_call_you_my_base
i_call_you_my_base's picture

Green shoots any day now. Any day now.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:34 | 4821560 starman
starman's picture

Worry not about 2nd quarter profits. HP is already "restructuring" its operation to be more profitable in the coming quarters.

read; by laying off 50,000 workers.  "change you can beleive"

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:39 | 4821568 Kreditanstalt
Kreditanstalt's picture

Yeah, yeah...it's always all about a few "BIG COMPANIES"...

When in fact most of us work for small outfits, self-employed, unemployed, part-time, underemployed, in school, in the basement, travelling, on pensions, overseas or collecting entitlements... 

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:56 | 4821610 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

there is a fifth primary weapon, booking loan loss reserves. without that bank earnings are abysmal.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 20:01 | 4821619 Racer
Racer's picture

"Beat estimates" = the paper tube that is lowered and lowered the nearer to 'reporting' it gets, until they dig a hole in the ground, fill it in with rebar and concrete so the criminals uh, CFOs and CEOs can gloat how they 'significantly beat estimates'

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 21:15 | 4821798 venturen
venturen's picture

yes but bonuses are up...for those in the right positions. Everyone else...plan to be laid off in the next year.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 21:44 | 4821873 Spungo
Spungo's picture

I'm going to name my kid Estimates just so I can say I beat Estimates.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 22:43 | 4822021 yellencrash
yellencrash's picture

The REAL problem with the four cited tools of corporations is that the're killing the goose to get the golden egg. Corporatism is dispicable and rampant and ruins the happiness of everyone but major shareholders. And because so many blind liberals equate corporatism with capitalism, corporatism has destroyed the reputation of capitalism, which is the best system we've got. Such a shame.

Wed, 06/04/2014 - 01:42 | 4822327 Muppet
Muppet's picture

Oh please.   Heard this ad-nasuem.  Always the when.   Look for satisfaction elsehwhere.   This is becoming same ol; same old.

Wed, 06/04/2014 - 03:47 | 4822391 orangegeek
orangegeek's picture

Over time, this market will tank.

 

At market tops, the bagholders are the retailers.  I suspect this is not the case this time around.

 

So what do institutions do to deal with this?  Drive the market higher.

 

The only problem is that a low vol market crushes trading profits - and that kinda fucks institutions too.

 

And so we wait.

Wed, 06/04/2014 - 08:43 | 4822621 wagthetails
wagthetails's picture

they'll hit it for the next few quaters...still plenty of cheap debt out there for stock repurchases.  I'm looking forward for the invevitable estimated EPS assuming forward earnings and estimated stock repurchases of 150% of float. 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!