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Caption Contest: Lifter-In-Chief Edition - Obama Workout Caught On Tape
With the weight of the world on his shoulders, President Obama took time out to lunge and lift at a hotel in Warsaw, Poland. The grimacing golfer was caught in action getting pumped up before meeting Ukraine's Poroshenko...
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His demo tape when he was trying out for the part of Steve Urkel on Family Matters.
Did I do thaaat? Prick.
STYROFOAM Dumbell...
It could lead to mass invasion of the USA if foreign armies observe the condition of our CIC
owww i think i've hurt myself curling these 10-pounders...somebody please call the paralegals !
OK, Shake-Weight, I'm finished and ready for my refreshing cool down spray.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj0zlnZqvU
I've got this feeling something bad is about to happen over there...
how come he isnt wearing his fucking sissy bicyle helmet???
He looks like a queer little boy.
Grunt grunt I’ll let the world know that Putin’s not the only macho man…oh oh popped a tentacle !
He exercises like he leads: form without function.
I am Chumbawamba.
Don't worry - Putin will show him how it's really done , with a pair of Ice Skates and a Hockey Stick.
it's bad enough now, just think how gung ho he would be with more testosterone flowing.
He'd probably order the invasion of several countries just for dissing him.
It can't be him. It's some kind of weird stunt. Does BO wear a gold ring on his right index finger?
I love the fact that the camera gets turned inward.
I believe the word you're looking for is "catamite". And, you're still correct anyway.
He grabs hold of those things like it comes naturally to have his hand wrapped around something round and hard.
Another year or two with a personal trainer and he might be able to curl more than the Wookie.
Et tutu, Brute?
We've seen him golf.
We've seen him 'ball'.
We've seen his Pakistani roommate from college and him holding hands.
And we know Chicago Commie Frank Marshall Davis is not only his mentor, but his father.
how about the scars all over his head?:
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2013/02/obamas-head-scars-controver...
Did he borrow that tutu from Rahm?
you are a flop
holy fuck what a fag! even the guys at NYSC 7th and greenwich would be ashamed of that effort
Lets not spare the visual aid.
Shake Weight Commercial
What a panty-waisted pansy... Where is Chuck Norris when you need him?
You can't ban those guns!
who needs a gun when you can throw around 8 lbs. like that!!!
"Baby Rattles"
Chuck Norris rules.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
create a social state. The first is the most important. 1) Healthcare– Control healthcare and you control the people. 2) Poverty – Increase the Poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are providing everything for them to live. 3) Debt - Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty. 4) Gun Control– Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government. That way you are able to create a police state. 5) Welfare – Take control of every aspect of their lives. (Food, Housing, and Income) 6) Education – Take control of what people read and listen to – take control of
what children learn in school. 7) Religion – Remove the belief in the God from the Government and schools. 8) Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. This will
cause more discontent and it will be easier to take (Tax) the wealthy with the support of the poor.
i would add a footnote to no. 7... well before they were able to remove God from public conciousness, they replace God with false versions... so you end up with God being all for wars and genocide etc.
Yeah, because religion was never just a fairytale told to control flops.
This boggles my mind. More money and effort are spent on taking rich peoples money than making your own. Literally, the amount of time and money spent on wealth inequality by government probably leaves 'the rich' stack far behind if they ever raided the vault.
Snopes says he never said this, however it does say he has a ten-point list of his own.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/alinsky.asp
Snopes is not credible.
OK, THats Enough, Time For A Double Big Mack Trio...
careful, don't lift to hard Obama.
I hear Reggie is really big.
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg
rotten.com is still online?
Gnarly!
GAAAAH!
You could've put a NSFW label, ya know.
or a NSFL (lunch, or life)
My eyes! My brain! Oh, now there goes my lunch too. Please warn people next time.
boy what a nice visual to see, hung over with food in my mouth LOL.
/Yawn. Wake me up when he has a grizzly in a headlock
Wow. That is not flattering.
And by not flattering I mean I would hang myself if I ever hit it like that.
Jesus, go big or go home. That makes Richard Simmons look masculine.
pods
"Ow, I sprained my taint!"
it was a photo op so michelle wouldnt scream at him when he got home...
Take your pick: http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Chewbacca_Sound
Mmm, he does look very Thithy!
I could argue the styrofoam, but not the ......
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STYROFOAM dumbell
------BaBaBuoy
And the weights he's using probably are, too!
"I believe I can fly...I can dream that I'll touch the spy...I think about Vlad every night and day...spread my wings and not look so gay..."
what a fag - working out with 8 lb. dumbells, then 8" in his ass from the Love-monster, weee!
Reggie loves a buffed Barry, Reggie loves a buffed Barry...
Yup, those 5 pounders are a bitch.
Looks like a mom workout to go with those mom jeans.
Off camera he uses shake weights with the Reggie juice option.
For those who don't know shake weights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2WZap4WIqk
Geez, I am as skinny as our First Dude, and 10 years older, yet I am amazed that our First Honcho has so much trouble with such little weights.
He throws a baseball like a girl. Clearly he did not play that game when a young man.
Who did he impress so much to get the nomination and win the 2008 election?
He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
pods
HAHA!!! He sat there and stared for a second. "Man... I can't lift any of these." You know what weight you use. What the fuck you looking at? Down to the left our "pilar of strength."
Why did they photoshop Reggie out of image #2?
Yen, you crack me up. Whack! Another home run!
Yeah, like his protective goon squad would let someone get that close.
I call scam.
He still has no clothes.
You're right. Everyone knows O. doesn't work out at the gym. He's only there to cruise the lockers.
As if Putin didn't have enough reasons to laugh at this fucking pussy.
Seriously! It is every day with this fucking guy. Just sit in the damn white house and lock the fucking door for until your term is up.
maybe he has shoulder problems, so he can only lift 8 lbs, then Reggie Sauce to recover from that grueling workout ?
One more ..... for Reggie.
Terrible routine, terrible form, no aesthetics.
Does he even lift?
Only his buttocks for Reggie.
I can understand why Winston Churchill might be irked at Obama... I hope that after Obama leaves (and sends HIS bust to the UK) that England does the same: send it back. If they put it in a canoe in the Channel, would it make it back to DC?
His form is much better when using his normal pink 2 lbs. Barre Class weights.
Its the eye of the Putin, I'm afraid of the fight, I cant put up with his advances.
**sing to the melody of Eye of the tiger**
Their Guy vs our Guy
i may live in the U.S., but that is not my guy...
Putin is the undisputed leader of the western world.
Ugh. As a bike snob, I can affirm that 0'Bozo looks beyond lame
Says spying on millions of people is ok, complains about somebody spying on him - the world has gone full fucking retard...
You never go full retard!
This is to be expected. Government is a condradiction. A legal fiction founded in moral relativism.
If all men are created equal, then why do a few "men" have the right to order everybody else around at gunpoint?
Double post.
Looks like he is dropping a deuce....
I'd love to see an MMA fight between Obummer & Putin...it would last 1.5 seconds...
Obama would be on his ass, with a broken arm in under 10 seconds.
It's wearing a nice black outfit.
This will have Putin wetting his pants...
Yep, but once he stops laughing....
"You should never argue with a woman." I'll never stop laughing at that one either.
What a skinny fucking mincer.
Leader of the 'Mincing Rascals' wing of the War Party.
Might as well lift the bones of the late Ambassador John Christopher Stevens.
If one sets out to destroy the core pillars of a society, to incrementally break down the values of a country, and to dishearten its inhabitants, then Barack Hussein Obama has been a sterling success.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/05/a_most_successful_president.html
Brobama, do you even lift?
Everything about this guy is pathetic.
The most streneous exercise he did was probably his brain trying to figure out conversion from Kg.
That's how you train to be the leader of the free world. Or the champ of the Pro Bowlers Tour.
Obama would make a fortune selling the Bathhouse Barry Workout.
I actually met Obama in the gym at the Marriott Hotel in San Francisco back in 2010. I was in town for business, went to the gym at about 6am, got frisked when I got off the elevator, but not told why. I knew there had to be someone "important" in there and I noticed Obama on one of the treadmills 2 rows in front of where I was. He got off, shook hands with people, seemed like a decent, friendly guy, outside of politics. I did shake his hand and he had a limp grip.
i woulda kicked him in the sack
You missed your chance to save the world.
Ahh, opportunities lost can leave the same regrets as mistakes made...
I thought about that but then I remembered he is just a puppet so what good would it have done...I would have gotten a big corked boot in my ass for nothing.
Don't down jugdish, ya buncha armchair tough guys. You'd shake his hand just to be able to say you did.
lol, i would love to have beer with him and then knock him into a coma ... maybe you want a piece too? tough guy?
just kidding - you are one of my favorite ZH guys... from way back...
On a strickly human level, most peope are pretty much 'ok.' On a political level this would be more appropriate to his actual appearance to other world leaders. Too bad for us.
I down arrowed you for not slapping him when you had the chance, regardless of the consequences.
Interesting story. How did you react to the frisking? Sounds like you didn't object or ask any questions. Some people, when confronted with a request to frisk, would tell the offending party to fvck off. How did that go down?
The gym was in the basement, last stop on the elevator. Keep in mind I am heading down there to workout and run in shorts, and a t shirt...Doors open and there are 3 guys standing there. 2 I assumed after were secret service and 1 guy from the hotel. They said if I wanted to use the gym I had to be patted down, I asked why and they wouldnt tell me. I could have refused and would have had to brave the dark streets of san francisco in order to run...I chose the frisking. I was also a little curious what was going on inside the room.
LOL at "braving the dark streets of San Fran", please... spare us the drama... it aint the bronx ....but cool story otherwise
Hey, nice to meet - SACKPUNCH!
you should have crushed his skull repeatedly with one of those chick dumb-bells that he favors, you would live in infamy
EDIT: Never mind. You answered my question in another post.
And soon the longest d*** contest!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZpQwv42E0
Vlad isn't lifting heavy enough. He is throwing the weight around which means he is not doing any real work (and certainly NOT making any gains).
I think he is a better athlete than Obama, don't get me wrong, but that video is not helping his image.
Thinking, "I'll fake this just like I fake everything else."
Obama my grandma said can she have her weights back please.
My grandma said can she have her weights back
My grandma would kick his ass and take the weights back. No asking required.
That video reveals the supreme power of estrogen.
Rumor has it that the video insipred LeBron's performance last night.
PS. Where is Brony Obama's My Little Pony?
This guy is Dukakis in a tank at every turn...but he gets a pass because he's half black or because he's gay?
Both.
He's only half gay.
Does your husband lift weights too?
Did Reggie Love teach him that routine?
No further evidence needed - the guy is a faggot.
^^
End thread.
Stop dissing fags like that. Fags have rights dude.
Limp, effete, incompetent-- these words get the job done.
No further evidence needed - the fag is limp, effete, incompetent.
You win the comments.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Barry the Fairy
looks like Arnold Schwarzenigger
Lifts like a retarded alien.
Has he ever actually done any strength training or is this part of some weird sex tape he's making for Reggie?
At least Reggie got me up in the morning with a smile on my face. This routine from the new bodyman is so not what I had in mind.
His Secret Service Agents are spotting for him.
That must be at least 5 lbs of weight.
Clench the anus Mr. President.
CLENCH THE ANUS!
The theme from "Rocky" in the background would have added to the comedic punch.
Apollo Creed doesn't come to mind when I see this pathetic display of manhood.
If he was trying to project weakness, mission accomplished.
I'm hearing Olivia Newton John and seeing leg warmers....
But do you really want to get "physicaaaaal?"
Great minds think alike. I was thinking to myself, "Where's that bitch's leg warmers and headband?"
Pretty sure they photoshopped out the legwarmers and tutu, and replaced the fisher price shake weights with massive 10 pound dumbells.
"Keisha tries hard to get fit for her man, Rahm".
Barack does strenuous workout before his night out at the blue oyster club.
I have gay friends that don't look like that when they work out!
Maybe he just performed anal on Air Force 1 and was tired?
I hope one of the dopes protecting this imposter writes a book someday.
He managed to con over 50 million people, twice!
That has, and will be, his only lasting legacy.
"He managed to con over 50 million people, twice!"
Yeah, but he got a lot of help from Diebold.
Next time he flies into Los Angeles he ought to sign up for a nice group aerobics class somewhere in West Hollywood, with men and women and crossovers and undecideds, have someone donate a flashy lycra outfit - and he will be truly enlightened and addicted and will never play golf again. And yes, I'm sure he can find the equivalent right there in DC or Chitown.
DOING THE CHICKEN
I would be fucking embarrased if that was my President
Those Polish weights are heavier than they look.
He was using the solid - aluminium weights
Polish weights? Real dumbells. Must be US voters.
He looks very fashionable, as always.
Is that a silk workout outfit?
I wonder what kind of shoes he wore?
Do loafers come in a sneaker?
How does he accessorize?
OH MY!
"How does he accessorize?"
After the fact. Just ask a bankster.