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Caught On Tape: Obama And Putin Are Talking Again
Rejoice: the second cold war appears to be over (after Russia skillfully annexed Crimea). How do we know? The following clip of Obama and Putin chatting has been released, by the official account of the French president no less. No blows were exchanged. Surely this in itself is enough to push the VIX to the upper (or middle, or lower) single digits and send the S&P to just about 20x 2014 GAAP P/E...
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Skillfully annexed???
Putin's self restraint from clocking Oblama is such a demonstration of patience.
Community organizer vs KGB agent. My money is on Putin.
Can anyone tell what Putin is saying?
Was it something like, "You're a fucking Muslim pussy, and I'll break you like a little twig."???
"Peace in our time."
Putin looks like the rotty that Cesar Milan tells us to show calm assertive energy or else he will latch on immediately and rip your fuckin' jaw off you mom jeans wearing panty ass. Do it Vlad, do it!! Kick his ass!!!
Putin tells Oblala that he saw his workout video and is now quite intimidated by him.
No darts?
Putin is saying "No you can't have it back you fucking low life. Now get out of my face boy!"
Boy, how can he stomach talking to that commie thug?
(the predicate here of course, is Putin).
No, the predicate is, "can stomach talking to that commie thug."
"Putin" might be the SUBJECT, however. Or the object of the preposition "to."
Choomboy chews gun and sits with his arms crossed during D-Day ceremony. Both are low class signs of disrespect.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jun/6/obama-chews-gum-d-day-cer...
http://weaselzippers.us/188765-obama-chomps-on-gum-during-d-dad-annivers...
Even the French are offended.
Le chewing-gum Obama merde
Yeah, Reggie's love gun.
I stand corrected, teach.
But I still don't understand how he can stomach talking to the murdering commie.
You can tell by the body language almost exactly what putin is saying:
"Now look, motherfucker...."
Park Ave
I take it that your poor attitude is due to being lied to by our government ...always?
Try Prozac if this persisits.
Try autospell if you can't manage "persists".
They look like buddies or comrades.
They look like archrivals.
Do you really believe that they are NOT on the same team?
It sounds that putin is telling him something " regarding your last offer...."?
It is common knowledge that Obama worked for a CIA front company called Business International Corporation:
In the late summer of 1983, future United States President Barack Obama interviewed for a job at Business International Corporation. He worked there for "little more than year."
YOU CANNOT BECOME PRESIDENT NOW WITHOUT WORKING FOR THE CIA FIRST. JUST LIKE CAMERON WAS PICKED UP BY MI6 EARLY ON. PUTIN EX-KGB??? OF COURSE!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!
IT'S JUST THAT RUSSIAN AGENTS ARE NOW BETTER THAN US ONES
FSB>CIA (FSB haven't lost all their secrets to a bloody journalist...unless Snowden is a hilarious CIA psyop)
I thought Cameron was working for the Pope.
The Pope is CIA, he launders money for them.
Close, they only use the Bank for that purpose. You think the Comex has a lot of gold in it's vaults.... It going to be some real interesting times when the time comes that they have to make the decision to put some of their ill gotten re-re-re-stolen gold into circulation to keep the paper gold system from collapsing including countries or go for the full global power grab at that point.
There is a reason why they are so active in the Philippines and even more so right after 9/11 happened......
Aardwolf has it correct. Everyone's "plucked off the street" bullshit story about Obama is laughable. Yea, the powers behind Cheney and Bush were going to let the NPR crowd "end the wars" with some unknown black kid. It's amazing how many people still follow the official version, also why doesn't ZH roll up their sleeves and get some posts out on what Aard just said.
Dont under estimate the Kenyan and his backers, he is President, they put a Kenyan Communist Muslim in the Presidency 8 years after 9/11.
I would have taken that bet a billion to 1 odds
I think Putin just congratz Obama for the 5 to 1 Terrorist to a weasel trade! lol
Not just any five. Five Taliban leaders for one plant.
why would putin clock obama?
they're playing an orchestrated game for your sick, silly entertainment.
No shit... skillfully annexed? Again on zerohedge this canard is launched. Get your shit straight. Propagating a lie, especially THAT lie is not good. And make no mistake it is a lie. A Transparent lie.
Crimea has always been more russian than ukrainian anyways, which is exemplified by the fact that they overwhelmingly and democratically seceded from russia and aceded to the Russian federation.
The Western media likes throwing words like "annexed" and "regime" around when they talk about people who don't bow to them so that low IQ masses associate such people with automatically being evil, and illegitimate.
You guys are better than this.
The more accurate phrasing would be, "gracefully accepted Crimea's bloodless accession and reunification."
"I'll have more flexibility in my third term."
Barry is going to get bent over by Vlad so many times during the next two years that he'll become a contortionist.
Obama definitely has more flexibility in his second term.
He got bent over by Vlad and took it in the rear over Crimea.
And from the looks of it, Obama is hoping for sloppy seconds.
Putin is playing CHESS -- Barry is still wondering why the red and the black don't taste different!
He likes getting bent over. Hence the mom jeans.
you shutup, no you shutup
" No blows were exchanged" ..... but obama did have knee rash...
Good game Bro...you too comrade!
Barry: "Hey, let's hit the showers."
Vlad: "Ummm, nyet."
Putin looks like he wants to jack Zero with an uppercut to the chin...
"all those suckers believe we're enemies"
Exactly. They are all on the same page. They're just jockeying for position at the seat of power. Make no mistake though..... The rest of humanity is fodder to them.
Id avoid eye contact too if i had to look up lol
Looks like some people here are sensitive about Putin being a shorty. I took it to mean Obama was on his knees looking up.
Body language is interesting.
Obozo's palms open facing forward and down.
Signifies surrender usually.
"Hi, I'm Barry."
"Oh, yes. The luggage is over there."
If ever you needed proof that they are merely actors in a global political theater for the masses, there it is.
You can see who is the lead though.
noone is in the lead. Obama is sucking the banksters cock and putin knows it aint worth fighting with a cocksucker, specially when his friends are kinda pumped up.
Obama is a puppet who sells pre-determined policy to the public, while pretending he's in control. Putin on the other hand wields actual power, but downplays his role, pretending he's a mere elected representative.
The reason Obama seems weak is because he comes from a lineup of interchangible puppets. Had someone else won in the last 2 elections it wouldn't have made a bit of difference. He's an empty shell of a man.
Putin is his own character - an identity so strong that when Medvedev was keeping the seat warm, Putin's presense completely overshadowed him. Anyone remembers Medvedev? I don't and neither do Russians.
"pre determined policy" sometimes a simply phrase nails it! Now read the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and you actually have the policy blueprint in your hands, written a long time ago.
U.S. embassy dubbed Putin, Medvedev ‘Batman and Robin’ - Wikileaks
Right on!
Medvedev is old Russian power. There is a bit of master blaster at play, with him and Putin.
Please have fun with the comedy gold below, some fellow ZH put it up a while ago and unfortunately I copied only what was said not who said it, so apologies in advance, please claim it its yours, but it still make me LMFAO!!
"i understand Barry is claiming Putin took his Nobel Peace prize, though Putin claims Barry gave it to him as a gift. Barry says that when he showed the prize to Putin, some big mean looking guys from the KGB surrounded him, and Putin took the prize and said thank you.Barry's version has not been supported by people who were actually there, it is the first time he has told his version of events, in which Putin ended up with his peace prize. Putin has offered to buy Barry a new prize, if he will just get the hell out of Syria and stop arming Al Qaeda.the nobel prize committee has stated that the prize is not a piece of bling, but represents the collective efforts of the recipient to make the world a better place. in a separate poll, 95% of Americans think Putin is a thug, and would not let their children in the same room with him, and they also say they believe his account of the story is probably correct."
I wouldn't leave my Son alone in a room with Obama, that's for sure.
Putin will give Obama a "Piece" prize, as in a piece of rock from the Crimean coastline.
I wouldn't leave my dog or sheep alone in a room with Obumpma.
He'd barbecue the dog and shear the sheep while blowing Reggie.
I'll bet Obama wasn't speaking Russian.
Vlad is a true genius. All those woosies were hoping to sideline him...the biggest of them all was hoping to get his big break to start WW3 or the Cold War to stop the inevitable decline of the USD and the USE(Empire). Vlad knew that he'd be treated like small pox, but that to go there woud stop the momentum of the evil plot... maintain his ties with the blackmailed Europeans, corner the upstart chocloate Mafia King, and above all give Vlad the time needed to perfect his coup with the help of the Chinese and the Brics. Coup de maitre..... poor Merkel...she'll finally get a couple hours sleep tonite!
"I will crush you"-Putin
if Putin ripped out his throat America would cheer
All according to plan. It's long since been a global ponzi. The oligarchs enjoy being oligarchs and will manipulte whatever they have to in order to maintain power and control.
Same as it ever was.
Barry looks like he's trying so hard to be noticed. What a faggot.
Pitiful.
What a weiner.
It went something like this:
Putin: "let me tell you something"
Obama: "Let's be friends"
Putin: "STFU, I am talking here, sonny"
No, the conversation went something like this...
Obama - Angela says we should talk...
Putin - Yeah, I know.
Obama - What do you want to talk about?
Putin - Nothing here. The French are listening...
Ukranian AN-30 spy plane shot down today over Slavyansk. Pilots parachuted out.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USkIDjRhfmI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RnDhZDQwYI
https://twitter.com/NOVORUSSIA2015/status/474934281635393536
the rabble seems to have Manpads and anti tank missiles. I wonder what the range is of Russia's newest manpads?
or are they Samsung?
Does the EU even know the Russians have access to all their latest military hardware adn communications through their always for sale Israeli friends?
And if an Apache gunship happens to shit in the wrong neck of the woods someone will discover that the rednecks suddenly have manpads and atgws...
The population of Ukraine is over 40 million, even if only half of them are "easterners" knowing where to find shit and how to get stuff done is not that rare a trait (although the app for that - a good rolodex, is becoming rarer as the idiocracy grows).
In addition, oligarchs don't just feed on the little fish, the also feed on each other, so there is plenty of liquidity available to finance the protection or (re)capture of ill gotten gains.
Maybe now is the time to ask Putin about that Super Bowl ring....
"And would you mind filling AF1 for us or we may not make it Home"
BHO
O: Holy fuck, what you been up to with this shit Vlad? It's hard out here for a whimp.
V: Would you cut it out with the histrionics? You know I like you just fine, don't take that invasion shit personally, I didn't with yours. I know you understand. Just because our proxies are at war with each other that does not mean I don't like you. We can talk later about this...
Is "20x GAAP P/E" still a positive number?
This is all just so exciting. Every day, new entertainment, new things to view and hear - an unfolding story of trial and accomplishment. Truly a golden age.
Putin: Your father should have pulled out.
Prez. Camacho: ... I got nuthin'...
What did we give them now?
Alaska. They did promise to pay in gold over seven years.
P. "About those sanctions, stop them or i make you eat your ears"
O. "Yes sir, thank you Sir".
Actual translation...
Obozo: What up bro!
Putski: Look. Listen up. Whatever. Your wife is a man.
Iraqi Hussein has been executed.
Kenyan-US Hussein should follow.
On a reporters question what he thought about not being invited he just answered "I wish them bon appetit".
The hero.
Distractions. Meanwhile....
http://youtu.be/1JVkTF8-w2c
Won't this crash the algorithms or something?
Putin: How about our nations swap names?
Obama: What do you mean by that?
Putin: Well we have people like Snowden seeking refuge in the USSR and we have nations voting to join us instead of fighting to conquer them like you have in Iraq and other places. On top of that we now have more gold in our vaults than you have. Plus you now have more surveillance on your people than the communists use to have.
Obama: You are starting to shit me.
Putin: You would not see it that way if you had any respect for your history.
Too bad we are no longer in that period of history where one could slap the other and ask for satisfaction with a duel.
I'm not sure Obama is trained and capable of handling a pistol or revolver.
That's why I said " too bad." LOL.
Looks to me like Putin was trying to ignore Obama and concentrating on someone he was shaking hands with on the right. Although he speaks excellent Russian IMHO, I believe he was addressing the unknown party in German saying (from mouth gestures) that he was glad to see him again. I don't know why Obama was smiling, maybe because he couldn't seem to get Putin's undivided attention. He should get accustomed to that.
"Shoe shine, mistah Putin? I'ze set up right here!"
doesnt Obama says 'Talk to me...' or something?
so much comments and shitty jokes, but what exactly was said, nobody discusses. What the fuck did Obama said to Putin and what Putin replied.
Common' let me know, baby!
"C'mon, Vlad, there's a men's room right down the hall. Just a quickie. Please!"
Punch Obama in the face this is the cry of your Russian Earth!
You know... just allow your brain to consider for a moment that these guys are playing for the same team. What would the implication of that be?
Thats paranoid fat crap
Interesting casual body language between those two.
They're talking about Obama's workout video.