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Caught On Tape: Obama And Putin Are Talking Again

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Rejoice: the second cold war appears to be over (after Russia skillfully annexed Crimea). How do we know? The following clip of Obama and Putin chatting has been released, by the official account of the French president no less. No blows were exchanged. Surely this in itself is enough to push the VIX to the upper (or middle, or lower) single digits and send the S&P to just about 20x 2014 GAAP P/E...

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:08 | 4830677 Flakmeister
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Skillfully annexed???

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:14 | 4830697 Mark Carney
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Putin's self restraint from clocking Oblama is such a demonstration of patience.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:16 | 4830702 Spitzer
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Community organizer vs KGB agent. My money is on Putin.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:20 | 4830714 Save_America1st
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Can anyone tell what Putin is saying?

Was it something like, "You're a fucking Muslim pussy, and I'll break you like a little twig."???

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:20 | 4830718 idea_hamster
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"Peace in our time."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:24 | 4830729 ParkAveFlasher
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Putin looks like the rotty that Cesar Milan tells us to show calm assertive energy or else he will latch on immediately and rip your fuckin' jaw off you mom jeans wearing panty ass.  Do it Vlad, do it!!  Kick his ass!!!

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4830736 Sofa King Confused
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Putin tells Oblala that he saw his workout video and is now quite intimidated by him.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:46 | 4830804 max2205
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No darts?

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:48 | 4830817 Headbanger
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Putin is saying "No you can't have it back you fucking low life. Now get out of my face boy!"

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:42 | 4831034 Manthong
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Boy, how can he stomach talking to that commie thug?

(the predicate here of course, is Putin).

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 16:24 | 4831177 thatthingcanfly
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No, the predicate is, "can stomach talking to that commie thug."

"Putin" might be the SUBJECT, however. Or the object of the preposition "to."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 17:15 | 4831320 0b1knob
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Choomboy chews gun and sits with his arms crossed during D-Day ceremony. Both are low class signs of disrespect.



Even the French are offended.

Le chewing-gum Obama merde

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 17:17 | 4831329 TeamDepends
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Yeah, Reggie's love gun.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 18:42 | 4831461 Manthong
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I stand corrected, teach.

But I still don't understand how he can stomach talking to the murdering commie.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 00:21 | 4833726 MeMadMax
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You can tell by the body language almost exactly what putin is saying: 

"Now look, motherfucker...."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:44 | 4830800 lasvegaspersona
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Park Ave

I take it that your poor attitude is due to being lied to by our government ...always?

Try Prozac if this persisits.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:54 | 4831072 ParkAveFlasher
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Try autospell if you can't manage "persists".

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:27 | 4830737 Harbanger
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They look like buddies or comrades.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:52 | 4830827 Harbanger
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They look like archrivals.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 14:53 | 4832852 DYS
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Do you really believe that they are NOT on the same team?

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 01:44 | 4833805 pkea
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It sounds that putin is telling him something " regarding your last offer...."?

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:41 | 4830788 aardwolf
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It is common knowledge that Obama worked for a CIA front company called Business International Corporation:


In the late summer of 1983, future United States President Barack Obama interviewed for a job at Business International Corporation. He worked there for "little more than year."






FSB>CIA        (FSB haven't lost all their secrets to a bloody journalist...unless Snowden is a hilarious CIA psyop)

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:50 | 4830820 Kayman
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I thought Cameron was working for the Pope.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:29 | 4830983 JRobby
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The Pope is CIA, he launders money for them.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 16:20 | 4831158 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Close, they only use the Bank for that purpose. You think the Comex has a lot of gold in it's vaults.... It going to be some real interesting times when the time comes that they have to make the decision to put some of their ill gotten re-re-re-stolen gold into circulation to keep the paper gold system from collapsing including countries or go for the full global power grab at that point.

There is a reason why they are so active in the Philippines and even more so right after 9/11 happened......


Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:02 | 4830884 TahoeBilly2012
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Aardwolf has it correct. Everyone's "plucked off the street" bullshit story about Obama is laughable. Yea, the powers behind Cheney and Bush were going to let the NPR crowd "end the wars" with some unknown black kid. It's amazing how many people still follow the official version, also why doesn't ZH roll up their sleeves and get some posts out on what Aard just said.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:01 | 4830877 SmittyinLA
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Dont under estimate the Kenyan and his backers, he is President, they put a Kenyan Communist Muslim in the Presidency 8 years after 9/11.

I would have taken that bet a billion to 1 odds  

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:31 | 4830751 JJdog
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I think Putin just congratz Obama for the 5 to 1 Terrorist to a weasel trade! lol

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:07 | 4830900 Harbanger
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Not just any five.  Five Taliban leaders for one plant.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:22 | 4830961 trader1
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why would putin clock obama?

they're playing an orchestrated game for your sick, silly entertainment.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:19 | 4830949 Canadian Dirtlump
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No shit... skillfully annexed? Again on zerohedge this canard is launched. Get your shit straight. Propagating a lie, especially THAT lie is not good. And make no mistake it is a lie. A Transparent lie.


Crimea has always been more russian than ukrainian anyways, which is exemplified by the fact that they overwhelmingly and democratically seceded from russia and aceded to the Russian federation.


The Western media likes throwing words like "annexed" and "regime" around when they talk about people who don't bow to them so that low IQ masses associate such people with automatically being evil, and illegitimate.


You guys are better than this.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:45 | 4831043 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The more accurate phrasing would be, "gracefully accepted Crimea's bloodless accession and reunification."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:09 | 4830678 0b1knob
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"I'll have more flexibility in my third term." 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:17 | 4830705 813kml
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Barry is going to get bent over by Vlad so many times during the next two years that he'll become a contortionist.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:26 | 4830721 Pure Evil
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Obama definitely has more flexibility in his second term.

He got bent over by Vlad and took it in the rear over Crimea.

And from the looks of it, Obama is hoping for sloppy seconds.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:52 | 4830831 Bindar Dundat
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Putin is playing CHESS -- Barry is still wondering why the red and the black don't taste different!

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:17 | 4830943 BlindMonkey
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He likes getting bent over. Hence the mom jeans.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:09 | 4830681 msmith9962
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you shutup, no you shutup

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:10 | 4830685 esum
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" No blows were exchanged"  ..... but obama did have knee rash... 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:10 | 4830686 Shed Boy
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Good game Bro...you too comrade!

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:18 | 4830712 813kml
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Barry:  "Hey, let's hit the showers."

Vlad:  "Ummm, nyet."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:12 | 4830691 Yen Cross
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   Putin looks like he wants to jack Zero with an uppercut to the chin...

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:12 | 4830694 LetsGetPhysical
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"all those suckers believe we're enemies"

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:31 | 4830750 Dr. Engali
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Exactly. They are all on the same page. They're just jockeying for position at the seat of power. Make no mistake though..... The rest of humanity is fodder to them.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:15 | 4830700 wakablahh
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Id avoid eye contact too if i had to look up lol

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:41 | 4830784 Harbanger
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Looks like some people here are sensitive about Putin being a shorty.  I took it to mean Obama was on his knees looking up.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:20 | 4830717 Winston Churchill
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Body language is interesting.

Obozo's palms open facing forward and down.

Signifies surrender usually.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 16:01 | 4831100 lakecity55
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"Hi, I'm Barry."

"Oh, yes. The luggage is over there."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:21 | 4830720 Dr. Engali
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If ever you needed proof that they are merely actors in a global political theater for the masses, there it is.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:25 | 4830732 Winston Churchill
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You can see who is the lead though.

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