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No More Risk: VIX Plunges Below 11 For The First Time In Years

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While the Fed's presidents are scratching their heads at the quandary that consolidated cross-asset volatility continues to tumble to never before seen levels, the NY Fed's trading desk, clearly rushing to get to the Hamptons, just sold enough VIX futs to push VIX not only 6% lower for the day, but to the lowest print since 2011. Next up: single digit VIX and the disappearance of all risk.

 

Golf clap, Kevin Henry. Golf clap.

 

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:12 | 4830519 Quinvarius
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It is called hyperinflation.  Despite all the CB nonsense, we are going full on Zimbabwe. 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:16 | 4830531 wee-weed up
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Cue the giant flushing sound in  3...  2...  1...

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:19 | 4830537 Headbanger
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:23 | 4830548 NoDebt
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Funny, I haven't heard the word "capitulation" lately.  Seems like it's about due to make an appearance.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:36 | 4830585 maskone909
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holy vix batman this is NOT GOOD!  wow are these markets ever distorted

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:19 | 4830538 knukles
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VIX dropped because Obie stared down Vlad and was wearing an Humerikan flag lapel pin.
Hizz zal hokay!

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:13 | 4830520 valley chick
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FUBAR!!

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:19 | 4830536 Headbanger
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Fucked Up Beyond All Retarded!!

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:14 | 4830525 Argos
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Gold clap indeed.  Nice Freudian slip.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:16 | 4830530 order66
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Finally, I can go long SPY and quit my job.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:21 | 4830539 alien-IQ
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or just wait til monday after AAPL executes the 7:1 split and then watch all the monkeys jump in and buy with both hands and feet because "it will be SOOOOOO cheap" at that price.

just remember, once AAPL hits around $140, it will be a trillion dollar company...what can possibly go wrong?

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:18 | 4830535 alien-IQ
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actually, you'd have to go back to 2007 to see the VIX at these levels.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:21 | 4830541 slaughterer
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VIX single digits was a short signal for Bob the Bear Janjuha

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:30 | 4830564 ebworthen
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Link to Jim Roger's blog from Bob Janjuha's blog:

"Just be very careful. They are desperate and getting more desperate. They meaning governments all over the world because they are out of money."

http://www.jimrogerblog.com/2014/06/jim-rogers-warns-government-are-getting.html#.U5H5_iiGeSo

Of course, if $17 Trillion in debt isn't a problem, why would $34 Trillion be a problem?

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:21 | 4830542 Pyrrhus
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Perfect. I was looking for a good time to start investing.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:31 | 4830568 NOTaREALmerican
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Buy some VIX at the bottom.    I always loved the smell of VIX. 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:31 | 4830571 ebworthen
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"Now really is the best time to buy a home."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:47 | 4830543 B.J. Worthy
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Our Fed

Who art in Manhattan

Yellen be thy name

Thy QE come

Thy print be done

By Ben as it is with Janet

Give us this day our daily 1.5 billion

And forgive us our savings

As we drown with the debtors

And lead us not into deflation

But deliver us from volatility

Amen

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:38 | 4831018 Barry McBear
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lol, made my day with this.  

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:23 | 4830546 Fix It Again Timmy
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When Alan Greenspan starts shitting solid gold bars, will the VIX go negative?...

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:30 | 4830565 delivered
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Negative interest rates in Euro-land so why not negative VIX in the land of Oz. And to think that after all of these years, decades, and centuries of economist trying to figure out how the economy actually works and how all economic problems are fixed, the answer was sooooooooooo simple. QE by monitizing ulimited amounts of soverign debt and dropping interest rates to basically zero. Why didn't we think of this decades ago to avoid all of those nasty economic corrections? Sure would have been alot easier. 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:40 | 4830600 walküre
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Yes and free money for everyone in various forms, savings are penalized and nobody needs to work anymore and we're all living happily ever after.

Is this the greatest age or what? By the time I have grandkids, there will be unicorns shitting skittles - mark my words.

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 13:08 | 4837464 MeelionDollerBogus
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follow follow follow follow

follow the treasury-brick road!

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:28 | 4830558 MFL8240
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I find this whole situation in the USA from the spying to the rigged markets to a leader who is an outright tyrant an absolute disgrace and think its time people wake up.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:32 | 4830574 astoriajoe
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thats cute.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:33 | 4830575 NOTaREALmerican
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"The tyrant" didn't rig the "markets" or start the spying.

Until people wake-up to who the enemy is, it'll just be more of the same.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:30 | 4830567 ...out of space
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every day is harder and harder

 to buy a dip

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:43 | 4830795 Bryan
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What dip?

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:31 | 4830570 The Axe
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The VXX index has two functions   One --the favorite tool of the NY fed to create wealth....lol   number two....shit there is NO number two...

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 19:49 | 4831587 bigfoot_st
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2x that and you have UVXY - oh yeah

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:37 | 4830582 Hubbs
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Tyler, trying to pen articles for Zerohedge these days against this incredible market rocket shoot must be a struggle just like the one the  disciples encountered  trying to spread the word of Christianity.

I guess to do this, you must have, well, faith.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:52 | 4830628 walküre
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You got it wrong. Christianity was a tool developed by the TPTB of their time to control the people. ZH authors are equivalent to the few anti-establishment (anti-Christian) sources who remained quiet or died for their revelations (no pun).

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:50 | 4830811 Hubbs
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Now that you mention it. I have to agree, but it was during the early days when the Christians were persecuted that I was referring to. Today of course, religion is big business and a means of control of the masses.

 

Like Pete Townsend sang in the song "Exsquisitely Bored " (off  the "All the Best Western Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes)   "Pray TV looks like Pay TV to me it's just a curse on the human race."

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:44 | 4830612 scubapro
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fascinating.   VXX is massively oversold too.   is there an ending diagonal in there?   which is the better risk return vxx to 34 calls or spy/iwm puts on a simple 2% reversal of the last few days....it only needs to happen briefly to be worth it

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 18:53 | 4831462 MeelionDollerBogus
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depends how you look at it. http://scharts.co/1uutZ1r

From what I can see (http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=HVU.TO&p=D&yr=0&mn=6&dy=0&id=p99346466059 , http://scharts.co/To9s1k) vxx, uvxy & hvu (tsx) all seem to be moving as expected with an inverse curvature to SPY / S&P500 (close but not precisely the same: http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?p=D&yr=1&mn=6&dy=0&id=p07627077907&s=$spx , http://scharts.co/To9FRU).

Since the cheapest share price there is HVU & the largest inverse multiplier is -11x (uvxy, hvu) I gave up wasting my time doing the math on the others, just HVU.

219 = HVU 1/11 x SPY general trend. last I checked today's numbers were 3.34 hvu, 195.52 spy, 218.1748 for the number that equation churns out from a scatterplot analysis.

Given the pricing & expiry of the options I'd say NONE of the options is a wise choice. HVU shares don't expire & are very cheap.

You could go with VXX C 16AUG14 34.00 for $148 & USD 3.12 for HVU shares (which are native CAD currency) so that's equal to 47 shares' worth but they do not expire & the option does), there's VXX C 15JAN16 35.00 out as far as possible for $800 and at that rate you could get 256 shares of HVU in USD.

The later you get, the more decay will apply even if VIX stays as-is. The less time you get the more likely you are to lose it all. Look at the past YEAR of VIX, VXX, S&P500 and ask yourself what the probability landscape really looks like in the short-term.

It looks like all-time-fucking-higher-est-er S&P till it isn't.

HVU: doesn't expire. VXX shares don't either but being only -4x I see no reason to do that. UVXY is around 9.1x (http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?p=D&yr=0&mn=1&dy=4&id=p07627077907&s=uvxy:hvu.to , http://scharts.co/1uuz3mn) price of HVU and moves at -11x as well.

Conclusion: paying more money for more risk and less return is usually not a good plan.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 13:59 | 4830652 Seeing Red
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This will end well.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:00 | 4830653 I Write Code
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Anyone have a chart VIX versus SP500?

Would like to see it over several timeframes.

I suppose I can gen one myself if I get ambitious.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 18:27 | 4831284 MeelionDollerBogus
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well, there's this (easy) http://scharts.co/TnPR1d

And if you use freestockcharts.com you can get tickers VIX--X , SP-500 , download & make a scatterplot like this http://imgur.com/bkA8JdU&VFancY9.

1 9/11/2008 to 11/5/2008
2 11/5/2008 to 9/29/2010
3 9/29/2010 to 9/12/2012
4 9/12/2012 to 6/6/2014

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:12 | 4830693 Atomizer
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Obama needs to slap on a tampon and grab a 50 lb. barbell. Another engineered financial crisis is in the works.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:13 | 4830695 Zuhalter
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Wonder who and when will go long VIX futures?

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 16:57 | 4831280 MeelionDollerBogus
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Why waste your time on VIX futures with margin risk when you can have UVXY, HVU, and I suppose VXX but it doesn't move -11x like the others, only -4x (inverse to market).

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:16 | 4830703 khakuda
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I'm not feeling enough bubble.  Needs more bubble.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:50 | 4830819 Atomizer
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Will negative Central banking planning policy wet your appetite to debase USD too slice hairs in recouping your investment?

Suggest you watch FX market after hours. I call them nightlight robbers swapping out monies to fuck peter and pay Paul. We are not a Global Dow institute. Bullets will fly when the public figures out the banking scam. I don’t own a gun. Those AF guys will chuck one over the fence. If in Florida, I can be out in the Gulf of Mexico in 5 minutes. No joke.


 

 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:19 | 4830716 ejmoosa
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When the intuitive becomes counterintuitive, you have a turning point.  

 

 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:30 | 4830744 buzzsaw99
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vix is just the big banks trading on inside information as to what the fed will (or more importantly, won't) do.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 15:17 | 4830941 Kreditanstalt
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Who are the suckers buying the other side of these deals??

 

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 16:02 | 4831101 EveningInAmerica
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At a certain point you have to wonder if the market going vertical is the end game. Seriously, why the f*** not? You know the trick of holding a chart upside-down to check your bias? Well now imagine holding a chart sideways. Vertical is the new up, modest gains are the new sideways, and sideways is the new down. You think I'm joking but the stock market has now been dead for five years and counting, and the central planners have given no indication that they prepare to allow reality to return. The final chapter is vertical and the epilogue is vertical in the other direction, but there will be no profiting from it. They'll simply hit the reset button.

 

So stop buying puts and shorting stocks and jump on the fantastic voyage. Seriously. Why would you do anything other than buy the direxion 3x bull ETF? Us ZHedgers think we're so enligthened, but we're two steps ahead, and when you're running too far in front of the crowd you look like a lunatic. The public is going to get in on this market again and push this puppy to the fucking moon. So board this mothership to hell and enjoy the ride, and cash out when the fucker looks like the chart of a 10.0 earthquake.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 16:31 | 4831197 TheRideNeverEnds
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I told you the VIX was finished, risk is a thing of the past.  Index puts with bids above zero need to be sold with both hands; its free money.  

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 16:49 | 4831250 Squid Viscous
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LOL SPX 1900 by march first guy ....you're back!! ... more insights, please, you seem so prescient...do you have a newsletter ?

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 17:52 | 4831395 exartizo
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how can something that should be so right

be so wrong.

 

...things just keep going up and up and up until they can't go up anymore.

then they go up even more.

 

If rubber bands break when they are stretched beyond their limit.

This Rubber Band is going to be The Mother Of All Rubber Band Breaks.

Fri, 06/06/2014 - 17:55 | 4831401 exartizo
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btw the US is NOT going to hyperinflate.

No "core" nation has ever hyperinflated.

Zimbabwe yes.

The United States.

No.

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