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Tonight's Biggest Losers: Meet Eric Cantor's Largest Donors

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Following Eric Cantor's historic primary loss from a tea party challenger nobody expected to win, the real biggest losers are listed below.

Courtesy of OpenSecrets, here are the Top 20 2014 Donors by company:


And for Cantor's entire career, here are the biggest industry donors:


It would appear the biggest loser tonight is Wall Street and the NAR, especially if the latter was to be compensated by Blackstone for becoming America's biggest landlord.


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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:22 | 4842801 NoDebt
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Hey, Eric.  Don't get near any hot tubs or nail guns for a while, OK?

Anyone else think those numbers look a bit too low to keep a House Majority Leader on the payroll?  If that's all it takes, I'm pretty sure my local Quiznos franchise could have this guy in their back pocket.  There's a TON more money rolling around this guy than is listed here.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:24 | 4842837 synergize
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Banker Schill - all the more reason to cheer that he's gone

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:28 | 4842856 john39
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Dual citizen...

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:37 | 4842894 JohnnyBriefcase
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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:17 | 4843071 jbvtme
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i just might have to register to vote

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:26 | 4843399 LetThemEatRand
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I don't ordinarily wear a hat, but I do own a few.  If this list of donors doesn't look almost exactly like Brat's in a few years (probably less), I'll eat one of my hats.  I previously agreed to learn Yoga and eat my own ass if Republicans including "The One" Cruz* stopped the raising of the debt ceiling, and so far my ass is still full of stuff to eat, and I've avoided Yoga classes.  I'm willing to bet that my hats remain uneaten as well.  Anyone on the Red Team or the Blue Team works for the same league.

*Cruz has the same list of donors.  Look it up.  

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:30 | 4843426 prains
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the use of the word "donor" seems oddly out of place in reference to what is really going on....just a thought on how language has tricked us all

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:34 | 4843434 LetThemEatRand
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Good point.  The Mob "donates" money to cops and judges with some frequency.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:39 | 4843445 COSMOS
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AMAZING, 30,000 dollars from Goldman Sachs buys it protection from one of the most powerful Republicans in Congress.  How cheap these politicians sell us out for.  I mean GS steals billions and they don't go to JAIL because of a few 30,000 dollar get out of JAIL cards.

Freakin amazing.....

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:41 | 4843451 LetThemEatRand
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These guys know how to get good return on investment.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:24 | 4843733 GetZeeGold
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It's time to give all the donors 29.5 hr/wk jobs.....that's gonna crimp their donations a tad.


Time to face reality bitchez!

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:45 | 4843753 Urban Redneck
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Not as good as the numbers presented would indicate. The real grease is applied when the leadership is on the campaign trail for loyal party lackeys, various election committees of the Central Party, and private PACs. Cantor wasn't personally contributing the 30 million he "raised" just for the NRCC which dwarfs the money raised for his "own" election. All told he's probably responsible for 9 figures worth of bribes/contributions to his faction of the establishment.

Look at how the $5M Gollum has passed around just this year got divided up, GS interns wouldn't take phone calls from some of these nobodies...

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 02:48 | 4843579 conscious being
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Look behind the numbers.  Remember, they are not subject to insider trading laws for some unknown reason.

Hitlary once famously parlaid some $4k into $100k over the course of a year by parking it in pig bellies with some broker.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 09:11 | 4844092 rwe2late
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Who makes such laws exempting them???


...never mind.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:39 | 4843446 old naughty
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ok, so donors' papers no fxxking good any longer ! Ok?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:35 | 4843437 So What
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I agree with Rand. My guess is that this Brat guy is going to sing the "I love Israel""anti-terrorist" blah, blah, song pretty soon. The new asshole will be like the old asshole in no time.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 01:03 | 4843487 r00t61
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"Meet the new boss"

"Same as the old boss"

"And I'll get on my knees and pray"

"We don't get fooled again"

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 04:18 | 4843646 mumcard
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If anyone becomes a true threat I'm sure they'll trot out the carrot and the stick.  Pad your bank account or shall we blow up your Mercedes?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:44 | 4843453 prains
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where do we begin with the words "democracy" and "freedom", these words have also been bought and paid for by the same agenda that wants nothing to do with them. How do we fight when the very words needed to raise the dead have all been co-opted?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 01:21 | 4843508 Four chan
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we dont have a democracy we have a republic. and the sooner people stop using that term of mob rule the better.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:44 | 4843711 nmewn
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I cannot find the word "democracy" anywhere in the Constitution.


Ok dickweed Fabian Socialist down voter, show me where exactly the word appears in the Constitution. It doesn't, for a damned good reason.

Just because you and your third column allies pass law without reading it first, doesn't mean the founding fathers did ;-)

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:35 | 4843743 doctor10
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Your tense is wrong-"had" is more correct. We "haven't" either any longer.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 05:34 | 4843674 Frankie Carbone
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You do realize that the minute they stop  raising the debt ceiling the ponzi economy implodes, don't you? The system is predicated on, the foundation is, all credit. With the exception of the initial seed money that existed in 1916, all money is loaned into the system, AT INTEREST. In other words, loans comes first, followed by deposits. If you take away the heroin from the biggest user in the monetary opium den, then the withdrawal symptoms begin within 90 seconds, the defaults on debts because no new money is being generated in the form of loans to service the interest on all the previous loans made start, then you'll have default after default after default with real people losing REAL assets to Antichrist. 

Which means a deflationary collapse. Yes deflationary because there's not enough M2 in the system to service the existing sum total of all debt, which would cause M2 to collapse, which would cause deflation in this case, which is bad. 

In the First Great Depression, the banksters used this insolvency of most of their clients to sweep up tons of real assets. How do you think that half of the farmers in the US lost their land during the GD I? We're in a catch-22, the ultimate catch-22. Keep printing and soon enough, the BRICs will totally reject the dollar, implode the petrodollar system (that's starting right now) and all those dollars from Australia to Zimbabwe come flying home, chasing fewer and fewer goods because our imports, based enirely on credit, collapse. So you have hyperinflation. 

Cut up Uncle MasterCard's letter of credit, and default after default starts a chain reaction which eventually means that the 5 or 6 main banks lay claim to eventually ALL REAL assets in this country due to collateral isssues and bankruptcy laws that they wrote, including right down to your sperm and your wife's egg, with pre-emptive rights to have the sheriff seize your unborn as an "asset" to offset loan obligations. 

Screwed if you do, screwed if you don't. There is no solution except to prep for yourself accordingly, and wait for the axe to fall. And when it does, some other entity they set up, this time I suspect it will be a supranational cartel, will restart the system of credit money all over again until even your clipped toenails are legally their collateral. 

All that without ever putting up legal consideration for anything. The greatest sleight of hand con artist trick in human history. On that note, has anyone other than me noticed that the only time Jesus ever beat the crap out of anyone in his brief stint here on Earth was when he gave the smackdown to the money changers in the temple? 

Think about that. So now you know why I call "the machine" Antichrist. 


Wed, 06/11/2014 - 15:06 | 4845742 COSMOS
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Morpheus is that you????

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 20:18 | 4846766 Frankie Carbone
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I love the matrix. ;) (the movie, not the reality). Who be you in another life ?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 05:34 | 4843678 negative rates
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Love that carry trade.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 05:42 | 4843690 Gaffing_Nome
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Also: Logged in 'cause the potential fer [any] circumstance being "causal-mean" 'sponsible,  wherein devouring ones' own ass (autogluticide?) enters teh realm of plausibles...

Em, fucking hilarious. Furthermore, one would expect the bet/comment to devolve quick-like into scatalogical un-funny territory e.g. "and I made the my's a brown day..." and so on. Intentional or not, over analyzing or not, unexpected things are always welcome in this shitty online form of communication, a kinda linguist determinism/memetic. Somehow you managed to throw out eat and ass, avoided the "crap" and...well shit, I thought it was funny.

post/s: I did yoga for a summer, the shit was brutal. No sarcasm either. I'm no expert but I know there are as many kinds of yoga as there are fighting (martial arts) styles. My experience was bereft of energy drinks. granola bars and forsaken Sitar meets Yanni waterfall music. After a summer of yoga I did a year of MMA training, for exercise/curiosity. The yoga stuff for my particular physiology was fucking painful as hell, way more then anything I experienced from sparring/muay tai hits and stuff. Seemed to me that the kinda yoga I was doing had a lot in common with ninjitsu, everything seemed to exist for the explicit purpose of finding the most awkwardly painful way to be. I trained 1 on 1 to avoid any chance of coming into contact with crystals/eye of newt. 

Plus my guess, 100% anecdotal, is that attractive yoga-chicks, at least those round my loc=oil+vinegar.

Anyway, it's unfortunate, I've always wanted to see someone for real, try and eat hat. It's a double disappoint, methinks the only peeples capable of eating their own asses would have to be like +25 dexterity +19 Strength level 40+ yoga somethings. Maybe someone ultra-morbidly obese could chomp on theirs?

Cantor should go a meandering somewhere in Bavaria, have some freakshow MD pull a human-centipede on him and some others. That would take care of the eating ass conundrum. Plus, the doc could feed 'em hats, too.



Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:51 | 4843216 aVileRat
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Worst whip in a long time, a bad Whip is responsible for a rampant & fractured party. Take a look at the stunning lack of solidarity the RNC has been plagued with since 2010. Hell, he couldn't even force [R] team to stay to block Obamacare nor get the President to obey Congressional requests on IRS: and this is supposed to be the party of Lincon? Bitch please. French socialists have better "house threats" than this guy cooked (coked?) up. Let's hope Johnny picks a better one this time and not some life hack who is overshadowed by a pay-per-view [D] played by Mr. Spacey.

Failed trust fund kiddie, who rode on his dad's Real Estate schitck. Good riddance.




Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:35 | 4843435 prains
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aren't most republican and democrats with any modicum of power, in some way, failed trust fund babies, remember i said most..

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 07:30 | 4843804 Oldwood
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People with time and money on their hands who have decided to "help" people.

No Thanks

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 09:14 | 4844104 Greenskeeper_Carl
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If by "party of Lincoln" you mean party of doings insanely unconstitutional shit all the time, id say they are holding down Lincoln's legacy quite well. Anyone with any knowledge of real history should be aware that is his true legacy. The 'freeing the slaves' nonsense is what is taught to the serfs in gubbermint schools, not how it actually went down. One of the worst presidents in history, and that's saying a lot.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:42 | 4842920 nmewn
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It didn't escape our vision but it was his duplicity that did him in ;-)

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:29 | 4843128 ACP
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In trading terms, this is a tremendous breakout after hitting resistance for many years. I hope the momentum carries all the way up to 2016. I hope we see increased (voting) volume on this rally.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 02:39 | 4843573 disabledvet
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"When I'm not kissing the babies I'm stealing their lollipops."

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:32 | 4843138 Da Yooper
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Hopefully the GDP will WTFU & kick more of these trators to the curb

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 05:29 | 4843672 Postal
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No. The GOP HATES the Tea Party: They'll support the Dem just to prevent further rebellion.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 09:17 | 4844115 Greenskeeper_Carl
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The GOP hates pretty much anyone who doesn't tow the party line. See how Ron Paul was treated as a prime example. Even though he was the only one who beat Obama head to head, they went with Romney and ignored RP. They would literally rather have Obama in the White House than him, since the establishment from both parties basically do the exact same shit, they just have slightly different messaging.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:08 | 4843266 lakecity55
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No, Single Citizen- of Israel.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:38 | 4843167 Kirk2NCC1701
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Eric Cantor?  Aye?  Nay!  Nay as in... Neigh, you can canter right outta here!

Here's a basic lesson how to canter a horse and his rear end:

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 07:44 | 4843822 Bangin7GramRocks
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They will have this tea party turd slurping from both banker titties before he is sworn in.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:50 | 4846442 kchrisc
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Banker and Israeli shill is dead, long live the bankster and Israeli shill.

Now I must go and turn up the volume on the Taling Heads' Once in a Life Time..."Same as it ever was, same as it ever was..."

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:33 | 4843741 doctor10
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Prolly the NSA leverage has increased the "yield" on a donation

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:18 | 4842804 SilverIsMoney
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"A conservative challenger is expected to fall far short of defeating House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) in Tuesday’s congressional primary. Disorganization and poor funding have stymied the campaign of tea party activist David Brat, even as he tapped into conservative resentment toward a party leader who has been courting the Republican right for years.

Brat, an economics professor, simply failed to show up to D.C. meetings with powerful conservative agitators last month, citing upcoming finals. He only had $40,000 in the bank at the end of March, according to first quarter filings. Cantor had $2 million."


CANTOR SPENT 5MIL TO BRAT'S 123K! In the last 7 weeks Cantor spent 1mil to Brat's 75k!






Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:20 | 4842824 SF beatnik
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Hope we've seen the last of Cantor.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:29 | 4842862 0b1knob
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Cantor can and probably will run as a write in candidate.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:54 | 4842977 max2205
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Then all the Va Dems will cast against him and he'll lose again by more votes..


Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:20 | 4843298 Seek_Truth
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Diebold made it happen, and insured it.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 02:41 | 4843574 BlackChicken
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Nothing in politics just happens.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 02:58 | 4843592 conscious being
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Check Lindsey  in South Carolina.  How did he win ... again.  Touch screen with no paper audit trail

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 05:42 | 4843688 Frankie Carbone
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It's not the people that vote that matter. It's the SW algorithms that the public is not allowed to see or inspect that count the votes that matter - Joseph Stalin, had he lived in the 21st century. 

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:25 | 4842832 Freddie
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I expected the RINO NWO to engage in vote fraud.  Maybe they let this pass to make us think our votes actually count.  Canter will now push the Obama-NWO amnesty and more invasion.   Evil RINO

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:29 | 4842860 Lost Word
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The RINO NWO probably was over-confident that Cantor would win by a large margin,

and thus did not imagine that vote fraud might be necessary.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:36 | 4842887 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Cantor's not worried. After all, Holy Joe Lieberman lost the primary but won the election.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:55 | 4842982 you enjoy myself
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yeah, but he was on the ballot.  Cantor isn't allowed to be since VA has a sore loser law.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:50 | 4843361 optimator
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What they meant was, don't bother voting as Cantor is a shoo-in.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 07:21 | 4843794 Money_for_Nothing
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Brat was smart. Cantor should have spent 2m early and 3m in the last 7 weeks. Brat waited till he saw the whites of Cantor's eyes and shot his wad.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:18 | 4842809 One And Only
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So is this good news that Cantor lost? ELI5

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:46 | 4843350 intric8
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Did you look at the list? Anti-obama care money went down the tubes, for one. These days defense money can just as well funnel through the neocon left as well.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:18 | 4842812 Charles Nelson ...
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"They whacked him, they fucking whacked him" - Jimmy Conway

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:25 | 4842838 Dagny Taggart
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For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again. - Eric Cantor or Henry Hill

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:19 | 4842817 Osmium
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These "donors" have lots of congressmen in their pockets.  I'm sure they can afford to lose one here and there.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:23 | 4842834 tarsubil
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Cantor is in the NSA's pocket. These brides are strictly pay to play. They'll move on to the next guy in office who is probably already compromised by the NSA.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:48 | 4842948 Cugel
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Justin Raimondo has been tweeting up a storm calling out mainstream press articles that highlight Brat's anti-immigration positions but never mention his attacks on the NSA.

It's so predictable, but still, he won.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 02:43 | 4843576 disabledvet
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Interesting the WaPo is so pro NSA.

Anytime Jeff Bezos wants a real editor...I....disabledvet...again (not at all humbly) offer my services.

I smell Pulitizers once we clean house...

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:16 | 4843727 doctor10
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There'll be no Pulitzers. The NSA has a file on each and every federal, state and local politician,  editor, reporter, talking head, judge, etc-Heck even you and I if we were to come anywhere near the levers of power would find a file dropped on our desks with stuff in it most of us probably have forgotten!!!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:29 | 4842859 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Yep. For these corporations, the figures seen here are probably a standard template amount given to all incumbents during primaries.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:33 | 4842875 Number 156
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They are special interests demanding "immigration reform", so these large corporate interests create serfdom 2.0 and drive wages down.

They cant bring back slavery, so this is the closest thing they can get.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:53 | 4842933 fwaynemartin
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Bingo! You hit it on the head, and Obama wants all those millions of undocumented Democrat votes. If there was any doubt Obama was purposely destroying the American economy, there isn't anymore.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:33 | 4843255 lakecity55
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"Uh, hello, senor?"


"Uh, me llamo es Eric. Uhh, let's see, quiero trabajo."

"Oh, si, senor. I have some sheet you can shovel out back. 20 pesos a day."

"Uh, let's see here, uh, grassy-ass, senor, uhh, Mehico es muy lindo."

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:46 | 4842936 pods
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They already have brought back slavery.

Tax on labor and having your labor being valued in a currency that they can conjure up at will or whim.

This way is even better, as 999 out of 1000 cannot even feel the chains.


Wed, 06/11/2014 - 05:59 | 4843707 Frankie Carbone
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In the late 70's they decided that they wanted to accellerate bringing back the good old days of the turn of the 20th century robber barrons with their monopolies and cartels, but couldn't because the public was still educated enough and informed enough to have none of it. 

So, never being a patient one, Antichrist set up 1903 again in the 3rd world, where they could pay workers a handful of rice a day, dump toxic sewage into their water supply, bribe and own the political structure, and hire children at 5 cents an hour to work 29 hours a day under appalling conditions. 

All the while patiently working back home to continue to undermine and destroy the education system (no slave shall be allowed to learn to read, by law - that was the modus operandi of slave owners in the 19th century for a damn good reason), consolidate the media from 200 companies down to 5-6, de-moralize (strip of morals, not the overused definition) the population, induce apathy via bread and circuses, all the while taking apart all reforms of the 20th century that ruined the glorious robber barron era. 

AntiChrist's work is almost done. Now we have a 6 company banking cartel, 5 company media cartel, a 2-3 company energy cartel, a 3 company or so transportation cartel, a 2-3 company food cartel, aa 1 party state cartel, a complete monopoly on credit, and Walmart. 

So now we have a distracted, apathetic, dumbed-down slave population that can't or won't read (Mark Twain - those that can read, but don't are no better off than those that can't) that STILL can't tell their being ass-raped because they have been so maleducated, and a complete  consolidation of key industries, a total barrier to market entry for all the underclass (start-up formation is effectively dead, once you hit critical mass you are either bought out or destroyed through their law making machine), a one-party state with two faces, and Walmart. 

The intergenerational mission is nearly accomplished. The good times (for them) are here again. AntiChrist's line of thinking has always been "The United States and its human resources (God, I HATE that term) was our wholly owned subsidiary up until the mid-twentith century, and you had the chutzpah to stake claim to it, so in 1913 we started the process to steal it back fair and square!". 

It's 11:59 folks. It is too late. 

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:19 | 4842819 Moe Howard
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Eric Cantor, (R-Israel), now history.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 02:58 | 4843593 pomlad5
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Can they fake votes for the next representatives?

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:20 | 4842821 Seasmoke
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Eric needs a vacation to Israel. 

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:44 | 4843191 logicalman
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A VERY long one.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 05:38 | 4843681 negative rates
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Why don't you give him one?

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:20 | 4842825 adr
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I love seeing the Tribe lose money. Hopefully a sign of more to come. If the stock market tanks I'll be giving away bottles of 30 year old Scotch.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:27 | 4843115 Da Yooper
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duals need to go

1 down many to go

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:03 | 4843254 lakecity55
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Cantor: "I swear to preserve, protect and defend Israel from all enemies, so help me Goldman."

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:24 | 4842841 SilverIsMoney
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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:31 | 4842866 SilverIsMoney
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Dammit he took 50%...


no run-off...


Still, a big victory tonight.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:35 | 4842888 Freddie
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There is guy from a politically connected family in SC who has said he will run as an independent if Graham-nesty wins the primary.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:59 | 4843234 lakecity55
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The cokehead may be their only hope!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:32 | 4842874 Freddie
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Did the sissy fail to break 50%?  I am afraid to look.  Graham-nesty is the biggest piece of shit NWO stooge like McCain.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:26 | 4842845 Robinhood
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Ryan, Boehner, Rubio, etc. please take note! We are taking our country back. And for you dems, you are truely going to eat some serious shit come election time.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:38 | 4843168 runswithscissors
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Rubio is a DISGRACE. FAKE piece of NWO shit Castro wannabe and has done NOTHING but flap his TRAITOR lips


Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:27 | 4842849 NoWayJose
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Fear not, he is still in office for the rest of 2014. The donors will get their money's worth...

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:36 | 4842886 Mr. Saxby
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Goddammit, who forgot to turn on the vote flipping bit in the Diebold tonight? Somebody won't be making Employee of the Month.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:07 | 4843715 Frankie Carbone
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I suspect someone from either Anonymous or Project Mayhem slipped a flashstick into the USB port of the voting machines and infected the machines with an "honest vote tallying virus" which caused the undesired and uncontrolled outcome. 

PollingIntegrity.exe is a major national security threat and I am sure that the NSA is working on a patch as we speak. 

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:37 | 4842898 dexter_morgan
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So who are the biggest winners with this Brat guy?

Is he talking about defunding NSA, ending the Fed, repealing the 16th amendment?

Would be sweeter if he were talking about working towards some of those.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:45 | 4842935 Tsar Pointless
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Some. However, he's too worried about gays marrying and unborn creatures remaining unborn. He cries about "our" freedoms being under attack. Though he's not concerned about attacking the freedoms of others.

In other words, your typical Tea Party fascist nut.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:30 | 4843305 Frilton Miedman
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Sshhhhh, nutjobs in D.C. is a good thing.

I'm long/short, made a killing in 2011's debt ceiling/credit downgrade/guv shutdown fiasco.

While most of us cringe when elected officials cite cetury's old, pre-industrial economic theory or eugenics as sound policy, the market vol is HUGE opportunity.

We need more whacko's in D.C.! Long live instability!



Wed, 06/11/2014 - 07:43 | 4843821 tarsubil
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To the Federal government, you are a 'creature' right now and they share your bloodlust. Good luck, comrade.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:53 | 4842969 Cugel
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Try this:

Or this:

"The federal government’s abuse of our freedoms has spun out of control. Whether it is the NSA violating our 4th Amendment Rights by collecting phone records, the IRS violating our 1st Amendment rights by targeting conservative organizations, or President Obama violating our 5th Amendment rights with the indefinite detention of American citizens, our freedoms have been under attack and they must be restored."

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:58 | 4843231 lakecity55
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At the moment, our largest issue is TOTUS breaking the Law and allowing an actual foreign invasion of the USA.

Think about that for a moment.

POTUS is ALLOWING an invasion. An invasion which will in a few months overwhelm emergency services, healthcare, law enforcement, welfare and national security.

Barak Hussein Obama is a Proven TRAITOR to the United States of America.

Before (if) he leaves office, the streets of this country will run with American blood.

And Americans slept.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:09 | 4843717 Frankie Carbone
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He'd better be careful or he'll wind up with a bowl of Fukijima Flakes on his breakfast table in the congressional cafeteria alongside his eggs, toast, and juice. 

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:47 | 4842944 alfred b.
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    Shouldn't this article have been filed under 'things that make you go...hummph' category?


Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:48 | 4842946 novictim
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Good Bye, Cantor, you fucker!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:51 | 4842956 telefunken
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This is freakin awesome-spent $5 mil lost to a guy who spent 100 grand!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:06 | 4842962 Dr. Engali
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I'm sure Walkstreet had some put options on this asshole to hedge their bets. They will be okay.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:52 | 4842966 tony bonn
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good riddance is right.n this should be the year everyone votes against all incumbants no matter who or what. a vote for democrat or republican is a vote for communism.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:54 | 4842975 Catullus
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They keep saying immigration. Maybe it was that he and John Boner laid down and spread their legs for the budget surrender last year... Republicans had them where they wanted them and just gave up. Got nothing in return. And settled for attacking the designed-to-be complete failure  that is ObummerCare.

Still changes nothing. Another raw dog republican is more than willing to spread his/her legs for Wall Street and the Democrats.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:54 | 4842976 smithmorra
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Let's hope he doesn't try to pull a Lieberman!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:54 | 4842978 fwaynemartin
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No comment needed.

Illegal Immigrants Intentionally Surrendering to Border Patrol to Gain Entry to US

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 21:55 | 4842981 prymythirdeye
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I'm not so sure this wasn't planned.  Cantor is 100% supported by the establishment.  Let's see where he ends up before we do any celebrating.  Besides, the fact that an economics professor beat him is not very comforting.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:11 | 4843719 Frankie Carbone
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Indeed, I have never had any faith, nor any trust in alchemists. 

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:00 | 4843003 moneybots
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"Tonight's Biggest Losers: Meet Eric Cantor's Largest Donors"


Are they really?  Denninger noted that several Tea Pary members who were elected as republcans, climbed into the pockets of the bankers after they were elected.


As Martin Armstrong has said, we need to limit politicians to one term.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:40 | 4843417 Frilton Miedman
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This is the most relevant comment thus far.

95% of all elections are won by the candidate with the most funds backing him, Cantor being an exception, not the rule.

It doesn't matter what party they're in, or what they believe in, when a wealthy interest holds the funds that can either win your election, or win it for your opponent, you either cave, or accept that your career is over when your term is up.

Then, there's the problem with the revolving door, term limits won't stop a politician from voting in exchange for a cush job after he's gone.

Full circle, none of this matters unless we see campaign finance reform & Citizens United is overturned.

"Conservative" and "Democrat" are meaningless words, table scraps of distractive contempt the Oligarchs feed the masses to fight over.

..And boy, some of you here really love those table scraps.



Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:13 | 4843722 Frankie Carbone
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The Bourg Collective assimilates them with compelling information derived from their Utah Data Center. I suspect that's why 99% of them revert to "House Nigga' " status once they "see the light". 

Which ain't too bad a deal for them considering that all the house nigga's get to eat chicken and biscuits!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:05 | 4843024 I Write Code
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Will Brat have a chance in the general?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:29 | 4843729 Frankie Carbone
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Once they add this patch to the voting machine code to correct the voting machine problem then I say, no way in hell:



if (our_candidate_votes <= 1.2*(uncontrollable_candidates_votes)){

.           ++our_candidate_votes;

.           --uncontrollable_candidates_votes;

.           if(voter_choice !=establishment_candidate){

.               TerroristWatchList.add(voter_ss_number);

.               ContactNSA_DataCenter(voter_ss_number);

.               if (isTerrorist = TerroristWatchList.get(voter_ss_number) !=null{

.                     IRS_audit(voter_ss_number);

.              }

.              else{

.                    TerroristWatchList.set(voter_ss_number);               

.          } //end audit of recidivist indpendant voter.

.            } // end add voter to AntiChrist enemy list.  

} (while polls_still_open == TRUE);


Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:07 | 4843032 novictim
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Rep. Eric Cantor said that he wanted to reduce problems for the middle class.  

So he got rid of half of the middleclass.



Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:46 | 4843456 Frilton Miedman
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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:11 | 4843050 Oldwood
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Its possible, just possible, that these assholes are simply tone deaf. They are so used to hearing themselves talk that they have convinced themselves that they are right and everyone agrees with them. The people with the money believe that have us bought and paid for, and for some it is definitely true. Those completely dependent will likely never remove their blinders for others, it might be possible that the scales are falling from their eyes.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 01:08 | 4843494 mt paul
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delusional narcissist ...

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:12 | 4843053 Son of Captain Nemo
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Goldman only gave one of their own "J's" $26,000?  Oy Vey!!!

If Eric needs a new life after his waning political career expires he and Joey Biden's son Hunter will have plenty of sun and sand fun in the New Israel... 

The article says it's a strategy, but I think it has more to do with the fact that the Arabs in the neighborhood have had enough of the 68 year friendship and want them to pack it in and call it a day!  The cost of living is getting so expensive there these days and well they just found out they got the origin of their heritage wrong and found the "real homeland"...

Good luck with the new humble beginnings in Western Ukraine my Ashkenazi friends!

My advice is that if you plan on making it your new home don't use your last residence as the official "blue print".  The neighbor next door really don't like you too much especially after the last 4 months!

Another piece of friendly advice? 

Remember to remove your "blue helmet" when you meet and greet the indigenous Eastern Orthodox ones at the neighborhood picnic and dinner table!!!

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 03:21 | 4843618 conscious being
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That's shocking from the times of israel!

Are they anti-Semites??  Up until recently, anyone who suggested the ashkanazi were khazars was a viscious anti anti anti anti semite.

Now, visa vi Ukraine, its  convenient to acknowledge the true ancestry!?

Does this mean they'll be giving up the Occupation and leaving any time soon??

The true anti-Semites are by definition, the people oppressing the actual Semites.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 03:52 | 4843636 conscious being
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One other thing

If you look at wiki or other rebutal to the khazar origin reality, you would always see the claim that smart people with big brains disproved the khazar origin via population genetics studies.  Well how could this be?

Simple, like the BLS or ISM or so many other examples these days, they just scammed the numbers.  Or more precisely, they scammed the interpretation of the numbers.

Wiki was big and culpable in maintaining this lie.


Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:13 | 4843059 potato
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Going forward, incumbents who get voted out will be "Cantored"

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:28 | 4843121 grunk
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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:48 | 4843207 lakecity55
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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:29 | 4843127 dexter_morgan
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:32 | 4843141 ebworthen
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Fuck 'em all.

If you work for one of those banks or corporations make an emergency plan.

This isn't about politics, it is about ethics, morals, principals, The Constitution, The Bill of Rights.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:45 | 4843196 Wahooo
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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:46 | 4843198 Central Ohio
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A ray of hope for the future of our republic.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:47 | 4843203 lakecity55
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Thanks to the commie supreme fucking court.

NO corp should be able to donate more than 1 individual.

Any individual should be capped at 100$

(ANY contribution max=100$).

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:55 | 4843474 Frilton Miedman
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This was Buddy Roemer's campaign platform, the GOP wouldn't allow him to a single debate.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 22:59 | 4843238 yrbmegr
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Biggest loser is Wall Street?  I doubt it.  If the TP Brat gets in, he will try to abolish all income taxes.  How could Wall Street lose?

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:30 | 4843328 Emergency Ward
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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:14 | 4843271 lakecity55
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Hey, screw all these Zionist Pigs.

Get them OUT of politics and OUT of our country!!

They may live here, but NONE of them have ANY allegiance to to America. None.

Americans are their cattle, dirt for them to stomp on.

If they hold two passports, revoke the US PP and DEPORT them to their homeland they stole from the Palestinians!

These people are filth. They hold America in contempt; we fight THEIR wars and give them our Treasure.

Just say NO to Zionism.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:11 | 4843276 The Most Intere...
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Campaign finance reform must get done ASAP. No private money, period! It's the only way...

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:20 | 4843300 dexter_morgan
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McCain-Feingold fixed it already..........can't you tell?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 01:00 | 4843482 Frilton Miedman
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The ONLY priority, putting a stop to legalized bribery, screw SCOTUS

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:12 | 4843277 Colonel Klink
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A veritable who's who list of corporate scumbags.  Fuck Eric Cantor, read'em and weep bitch!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:20 | 4843302 Yen Cross
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    I love all the quotes...I don't have to abs workout tomorrow.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 23:28 | 4843322 BeetleBailey
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A couple of changes...and this same line up is on EVERY SIDE of the vote....Brat's gonna be bombarded...

it's like the ultimate Quinela....all bets are covered...

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:31 | 4843428 Downtoolong
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From this perspective the price of government seems cheap.

Then you realize how much of your money they're spending.


Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:31 | 4843430 the grateful un...
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well they'll just give twice that much money to the democrat who runs against him

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:56 | 4843470 hangemhigh77
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New rule: America is for the "exceptional" people, we don't tolerate losers. So to cull the herd all losers in a political race will now be FUCKING HANGED, BITCH!!!! Put your lying thieving head in the noose Eric you little cunt.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:59 | 4843481 merchantratereview
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So if elections are rigged, did a programmer just get fired?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 03:32 | 4843624 conscious being
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Different states, different districts have different systems.

Its the touch-screen, no audit trail systems, like they have in South Carolina, where that lindsey graham ahole just one, that are so open to vote fraud.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 01:12 | 4843500 mcgoverntm
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This is the most hope-inspiring story that I've seen in a long, long, time.  Perhaps the American people are finally coming out of their stupor.  The 2014 elections will truly deserve being called "historic" if this primary is the beginning of a trend.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 03:37 | 4843626 conscious being
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The NSA advised, based on extrapolations from their masses of collected data, that it was time to throw one overboard to maintain course and placate the masses.  If only temporarily.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 01:51 | 4843527 Jano
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Anything bad i n US is always good for the entire world.

so I say cheers Tea Party!

Kenya Hussein Obanana Übermensch did not comment yet?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 01:57 | 4843538 Hopeless for Change
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Glad to see an establishment whore get humiliated.


Meanwhile, the Democratic Party remains united in their quest to destroy America.  



Wed, 06/11/2014 - 02:38 | 4843572 S5936
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Is it just me or does Cantor look a bit like Carlos Danger ?
Have they ever been seen in the same place together ?
Just wondering .

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 03:39 | 4843628 Dan The Man
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GoldmanSucks gave him $16 grand?  Fucking cheap bastards. Thats why he lost

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 06:51 | 4843757 the not so migh...
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he is a cheap whore

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 04:39 | 4843653 grekko
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Very odd!  Doesn't Diebold operate in VA?

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