• Steve H. Hanke
    05/04/2016 - 08:00
    Authored by Steve H. Hanke of The Johns Hopkins University. Follow him on Twitter @Steve_Hanke. A few weeks ago, the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) sprang a surprise. It announced that a...

Images Of A Post-Abenomics Euphoria Hangover

Tyler Durden's picture




 

With Japan's "Misery Index" at its highest in 33 years, it is not surprising that the population of salarymen have turned to the bottle (Johnnie Walker Black) once more. As is well known, Japanese culture dictates that businessmen should not offend their superiors by refusing a drink, but many find themselves imbibing far more than they can handle. The following ten images reflect the other side of Abenomics sentiment-crushing reality - salarymen in various states of intoxication sprawled on pavements, trains and street benches...

 

The train appears to be the most popular resting place when under the influence

Salarymen appear to be able to sleep in the smallest of spaces

Although taking up three seats could be considered greedy

If there isn't enough room to spread out, the walls can be utilised

Or the floor...

Not so much downward facing dog, more upward facing grog...

Inebriated sleeping can lead to Elvis Presley impersonations

It's one thing sleeping in your suit, but stripping off will definitely lead to your picture circulating the World Wide Web

Praying and sleeping simultaneously for base wage increases...

It's daytime!!

Source: The Telegraph and IZISMILE.com

0
Your rating: None
 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:56 | 4846113 So Close
So Close's picture

Jap nap.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:57 | 4846123 Australian Economist
Australian Economist's picture

Nip Kip

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:02 | 4846146 ZerOhead
ZerOhead's picture

Doesn't Japan have cops with the tasers?...

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:02 | 4846159 CH1
CH1's picture

Doesn't Japan have cops with the tasers?

Only In America!!

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:09 | 4846179 Looney
Looney's picture

Hey, at least they are Nip-Napping! Our home-grown drunks would’ve been driving… and texting? ;-)

Looney

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:10 | 4846194 McMolotov
McMolotov's picture

That's called multi-tasking, another example of Americans being exceptional.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:16 | 4846215 Say What Again
Say What Again's picture

OT but...

ZH readers might find this interesting

Ex-Goldman director Gupta loses bid to stay out of prison

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/06/11/us-usa-crime-insidertrading-gu...

 

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:18 | 4846223 Looney
Looney's picture

Multi-tasking, just like “our exceptionalism”, is a myth! The only two tasks I can combine are farting and hiccups ;-)

Looney

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:21 | 4846234 nuclearsquid
nuclearsquid's picture

This is what the NJ Transit Coast line looks like late Saturday night.

 

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:24 | 4846247 Stackers
Stackers's picture

They have padded seats in subways cars in Japan ?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:05 | 4846340 Divided States ...
Divided States of America's picture

Prease Dont Rake Me Up...Fank You

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:21 | 4846361 remain calm
remain calm's picture

Abe's third arrow is apparently unlimited Sake for everyone until everyone is in an alcohol induced coma, problem fixed...no more misery

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 19:02 | 4846470 chumbawamba
chumbawamba's picture

I've been to Japan and worked alongside those people before.  I've watched their television.  I have no idea how they continue to exist as a civilization.  I don't know why most of them continue on.  You can't really call what they have a "life", certainly not in our strange sense.  They are more like expendable machine parts, that get worked at maximum capacity all the time.  If they break, they're just a part.  Order a new one.  The tsunami and Fukushima could be seen as a favor from the gods.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 19:13 | 4846514 dogbreath
dogbreath's picture

been there done that

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 19:47 | 4846659 Yes We Can. But...
Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

Pics remind me of the year I spent teaching English in Tokyo.  Lived above a beauty-shop with a freaky gal/hooker from Tasmania, a German gal/hooker with a heroin problem, and a nice girl from New Zealand.  The evening trip home routinely required stepping around 'platform pizzas' - barf on the subway platforms, and stairwells in which lurked urine-soaked chronic drunks.  I can recommend to any young adult the eye-opening adventure of a year spent in Japan.  Pretty safe, and you can make enough teaching English to pay the bills....

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 02:19 | 4847592 The Navigator
The Navigator's picture

Chumbawamba you are right - "they're just a part to be replaced when broken"

But the same is true in the US, Germany, China - slaves to the corporation, and slaves to pay to the state - the robot slave makes just enough to pay bills, feed his family, and has nothing left over for savings. A neighbor who has a Phd, working in cancer research making close to $200k/yr, lost his home in 2009 and is renting since then, has 3 teenage girls that he cannot afford college fees for even 1 of them, and has no extra money for savings. He has a 20 year old Camry and a 1-year-old Nissan Optima, cannot afford vacations, and does not live an extravagent life. 

In SoCal, our State gas tax is $0.53/gal, our top State income tax rate is 13.x%, gas is $4.20/gal, electric bill for a 1,700SF home is $100/mo average, water bill is $40/mo. - nothing cheap in SoCal

A friend who lives in Malaysia pays $5/mo for water, $10/mo for electricty, $0.10/mo for gas (cooking and water heating) - not that I want to live in Malaysia - but WHY the big difference in price for "living" commodities.

The point is to keep us in the sheep pen, producing everyday, paying to keep "their" system going. A world-wide racket.

If America had public transportion, we'd have similar picts of Americans passed out on trains - but our guys are racing home in cars, trying to make it home before they pass out or get a DUI.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 03:58 | 4847661 The Blank Stare
The Blank Stare's picture

And I bet every man in those pictures will out live you

I am chumbadead

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:39 | 4848926 TomB
TomB's picture

I'm having a hard time to understand how someone who earns $200k a year can struggle to make ends meet. Where is all his money going to, does he have a gambling problem or another expensive addiction?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 19:30 | 4846571 papa_lazarou
papa_lazarou's picture

Wow, you've been to Japan, huh? Obviously, you didn't learn a thing.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 21:40 | 4847066 chumbawamba
chumbawamba's picture

No, I made it all up.  Obviously.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 10:19 | 4848285 GuyJeans
GuyJeans's picture

Ive lived in Japan for 18 years.. He hit the nail on the head, the Japanese are missing out on life.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 20:34 | 4846836 Dick Buttkiss
Dick Buttkiss's picture

What can one say; they're homogeneous to a fault:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RX0UDHRGbe0/UjhIx1txl2I/AAAAAAAAABc/CgSfUAI8Qv...

Sadly, however, our "diversity" is but a bread-and-circuses mirage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fk2HkcBQbU

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/107022...

"Expendable machine parts" one and all.

 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 08:24 | 4847894 NoPantsSpongeBob
NoPantsSpongeBob's picture

Their subway trains look clean and cushy though. I would be tempted to have a nap there.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:08 | 4846345 wee-weed up
wee-weed up's picture

Yep, those padded seats look nice...

But I'll bet they reek of drunken vomit.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:59 | 4846467 25or6to4
25or6to4's picture

"This is what the NJ Transit Coast line looks like late Sat night". I'm sorry, these cars are way too clean and maintained to be any where in the US. Think these guys would still have their brief cases beside them after they pass out for more than ten seconds? Cloth seats on a US metro?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 19:03 | 4846481 spekulatn
spekulatn's picture

Well said.

 

Very clean indeed.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:17 | 4846218 gh0atrider
gh0atrider's picture

Watch the hangover the Zeroheads will have when they finally realize they missed three digit Bitcoin.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:45 | 4846299 max2205
max2205's picture

12 step program in yen is about 12000 steps

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 21:17 | 4846992 chumbawamba
chumbawamba's picture

That's lolable, since the gold/silver bugs have been spewing the same BS.  We'll be right someday (hopefully 4Q2015).

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 02:35 | 4847605 The Navigator
The Navigator's picture

Regarless of Gold, Silver or Bitcoin, if there's a winner the .gov will step in to claim their share of profits via taxes - it will be interesting to see what 'black markets' develop to side-step confiscation/taxes.

LONG offshore non-bank safe deposit boxes.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:18 | 4846225 onewayticket2
onewayticket2's picture

Li Tup & Fuk Tup 

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:20 | 4846232 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Sum Ting Wong

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 23:01 | 4847304 Moustache Rides
Moustache Rides's picture

lol.. American exceptionalism.. that's as much fun to say, and laugh at, as "green shoots".

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:28 | 4846390 kchrisc
kchrisc's picture

"Only In America!!"

Only in the DC US.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:03 | 4846160 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Do they all have those same suits ISSUED to them or something?

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:31 | 4846268 Pairadimes
Pairadimes's picture

Get up you lazy bastards! The illusion must be maintained at all costs! You can sleep when you're dead!

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:08 | 4846347 Whalley World
Whalley World's picture

That's what they are saying to the homeless slaves toiling in Fukushima

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:08 | 4846177 Squid Viscous
Squid Viscous's picture

"didn't we drop two bombs on those people? what was in those things, fertilizer??"

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 19:37 | 4846607 newbie vampire
newbie vampire's picture

"didn't we drop two bombs on those people? what was in those things, fertilizer??"

Johnny Walker black

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:58 | 4846125 Vampyroteuthis ...
Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Looks like some days from my past. ;)

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:01 | 4846144 McMolotov
McMolotov's picture

They so sreepy.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:22 | 4846235 duo
duo's picture

problem is, the trains don't run all night.  When the trains stop, conductors will boot your ass out onto the street.  I guess the capsule hotels are already full by the time these guys get on the trains.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 18:02 | 4846329 toothpicker
toothpicker's picture

laugh everytime I read that

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 22:02 | 4847137 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 22:38 | 4847245 Pig Circus
Pig Circus's picture

I remember those days.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:58 | 4846129 G.O.O.D
G.O.O.D's picture

Fukushima flu.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:58 | 4846131 ebworthen
ebworthen's picture

I guess you can't worry when you're passed out.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:01 | 4846148 Grande Tetons
Grande Tetons's picture

Ignorance is bliss poured over two ice cubes. 

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 17:04 | 4846132 Squid Viscous
Squid Viscous's picture

Fire water, best weapon against the yellow man...now you must meet dragon wife and 6am ararm crock...poor bastards

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 02:50 | 4847621 The Navigator
The Navigator's picture

Yeah but, because your boss was there with you til just before the last train home, and had the same amount of liquor, you're not expected to do much before noon - so you get up at six and ride the 1st train in still inebriated.

It's a tough life in Japan for the Salaryman. Graduate from college, go to work, marry, have 1.2 kids, your wife "manages" your money, divorces you at age 50 and has all your earnings, and then you lose your job. Kind of a fucked life for many.

Like Chumbawamba said above, you're just a cog in the wheel, a replacable part - in the sheep pen. Not much different in the USA.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!