Laugh Along With Putin

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The next time you are stuck alone in a room with Vladimir Putin and that awkward silence strikes, just ask him about NATO's missile shield being for protection against Iran (and not Russia)... and that should break the ice nicely. As the following interviewer found, the iron fist of Russia has a lighter side... we think...

 

Interviewer: "NATO claims that the missile shield was not built against you but against Iran"

 

Putin: "You really make me laugh. God bless you, because it's almost time to finish the day; indeed it is already time to go to sleep. At least I get home in good humor."

 

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Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:03 | 4851023 DavidC
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Putin plays chess, Obama plays tiddlywinks.

DavidC

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:12 | 4851050 markmotive
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Nuclear war folks. When the hate is this thick and superpowers are testing each other, it's easy to start.

9 Times We Almost Started a Nuclear War

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2013/05/the-9-times-world-almost-entered.html

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:21 | 4851077 ZerOhead
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There are more billionaire NeoLibs who like their assets non-irradiated than there are neonuclear NeoCons who primarily for religious reasons really don't seem to care.

At least that's what I'm hoping for anyway...

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:24 | 4851103 Anusocracy
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GWBush wouldn't know what tiddlywinks are.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:31 | 4851118 DoChenRollingBearing
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Tough guy Putin wins another round vs. wussy Obama.  And vs. wussy Europe.

 

EDIT:

Tip for post-Millenial college students: Study Russian, and you may get an interesting job!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:31 | 4851123 0b1knob
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Putin plays chess, Choomboy plays with Reggie Love' pee pee.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:44 | 4851154 macholatte
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"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, craps on the board, then struts around like it won the game."

-- Vlad

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:52 | 4851171 Atomizer
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Always adore that story..

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 22:35 | 4851269 strannick
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The funniest part of that video, was the reporter, who kept staring back at Putin in utter pious, ignorant earnestness. 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:00 | 4851362 Four chan
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putin laughs like a boss.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:01 | 4851365 Four chan
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putin laughs like a boss.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:10 | 4851391 TeethVillage88s
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Mafia Boss. But I will say I admire his appearance as strong, sober, athletic, clear headed, and cautious.

PR is Important. Politics is PR. Politics is Propaganda. What of it? All Politicians are posers, work the TV Screen, and understand they are always being photographed and recorded.

Still, Putin understands that conservatives hold power and military or police strength is a kind of plus. Be a hunter, be athletic, be a man who takes sauna, have control in press and public briefings.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:56 | 4851503 jez
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At heart he's still a KGB colonel who misses the good old days.

 

But his body language is ace.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 01:03 | 4851615 tahoe1780
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Do you miss G. Bush, the CIA  DIRECTOR??

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:59 | 4851180 nmewn
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Well, squab was a Soviet peasant delicacy back in the day ;-)

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:48 | 4851485 Crawdaddy
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Hang on to babuska's recipe. With these assholes in charge we'll need it.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 01:15 | 4851636 OldPhart
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Here in the desert it's the Ravins that are starting to look delicious.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 06:25 | 4851883 Urban Roman
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Wait a minute, are you sure squab is supposed to have four legs?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 06:59 | 4851885 Anasteus
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Another interesting video how Putin avoided filing for bankruptcy of one big company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo

The English narrator apparently didn't get the point when saying 'if a big country needed the boss to get one company back to work then it's in serious troubles.' Exact the opposite, the situation shows how corrupted, irresponsible and arrogant the industrial oligarchy can become when not effectively regulated.

This would never happen in the US where the oligarchy already took over the country making the whole politics a circus for the mesmerized masses played by obedient puppets. Putin did something that no one American puppet would ever dare.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 07:04 | 4851920 Rodders75
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& this asshole is president of the "free" world

 

http://theweek.com/article/index/228490/the-choom-gang-9-juiciest-detail...

 

 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:31 | 4851125 old naughty
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If we would be so lucky as to one day see that C,H,A,M,O,P,X all laughing in a breaking-ice meeting...

We can carry on hoping, no?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 04:04 | 4851805 Perfecthedge
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Tip for post-Millenial college students: Study Russian, and you may get an interesting, smart and beautiful girl!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:01 | 4852867 goldhedge
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On MPNet it is the. Other way round. LOL

 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 04:10 | 4851811 RazvanM
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You are talking about Russia when say "we"?

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:13 | 4851065 Atomizer
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Obama plays with his penis. No talk about skullcap iron dome? Surprised. 

 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:14 | 4851072 WillyGroper
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"Obama plays tiddlywinks."

In a manhole. ;D

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:24 | 4852421 insect0man
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Obumble plays checkers with Oreo cookies and eats the pieces.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:04 | 4851025 SolidSnake961
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it's so embarassing when our govt denies the most obvious shit

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:11 | 4851051 One And Only
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What are you talking about?

The economy has never been healthier, the VA is amazing helping our vets, Iraq is pretty much a vacation destination, and if there is a problem it's a legacy asset from Bush.

We're on course bro.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 22:35 | 4851278 KickIce
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Nice post except you left out the Bernanke, Yellen as well as the newly created branch of the Federal Reserve located in Belgium.  Might as well include Paulson and the rest of the bankers who always have our best interests at heart while you're at ir.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:05 | 4851028 capitallosses
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That will send me home in good humor tonight!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:06 | 4851036 CrashisOptimistic
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He knows.

He understands.

Missiles are the weapon of the past.

The weapon of the future is the spigot.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 22:58 | 4851353 yrbmegr
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The weapon of the future is top secret.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 04:39 | 4851829 August
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The weapon of the future is the bioweapon.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 01:12 | 4851631 Quus Ant
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Damn.  That's a great post. 

I'm gonna get stoned now and ruminate on those 19 words.

OK.  Upon reflection I think the weapon of the past is actually the control of information / propaganda.  Which is why tptb can print what they print.  And bomb who they bomb.  More powerful than missiles.  But propaganda meets its match when assests are scarce. Which is why Putin can laugh at the NATO jive.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 01:27 | 4851651 TahoeBilly2012
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If Zerohedge writes a post "World Ended"....can we still comment after?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 01:29 | 4851659 Quus Ant
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god, I hope so.  If I'm right I'll want to gloat about it. 



Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:08 | 4851037 topspinslicer
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Yes the obomba is a bad joke on the Amerikan peoples

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:12 | 4851059 PhilofOz
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So what will the red team do in his place? Obama and his lizard man sidekick are scum but I see plenty of psychopaths on both teams.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:18 | 4851082 Xibalba
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Red Team would hire him as consultant 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:29 | 4851120 Atomizer
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Pull your head out of your asshole. Blue and Red team work for the same handlers.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:11 | 4851401 jeff montanye
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skull cap iron dome.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:10 | 4851040 ParkAveFlasher
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Putin has the upper hand here, it's hard to get Obama to laugh by inputting "hehehe" into a teleprompter.  It never comes out authentic.  Barry always forgets which character to laugh in ... the preacher, the haughty professor, the Black Pantha do-gooder, the intellectual ... that's a lot of laughs to sell.  Putin just has to react.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:14 | 4851069 CCanuck
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the intellectual ... that's a lot of laughs to sell.  Putin just has to react.

 

Thanks ParkAve. for the second good belly laugh!!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:09 | 4851044 swmnguy
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That nutty Putin and his sense of humor.  "Someday I will indulge myself and we will laugh together at some good joke."  It seems to me that if Putin is indulging himself and inclined to laugh at what he considers to be "some good joke," it's highly unlikely I will feel much like laughing.

Which doesn't make it right that the US foreign policy can be summed as, "Poke Russia with a stick." But Putin has been a scary dude since we first heard of him.  If he weren't, we'd never have heard of him.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:26 | 4851438 jeff montanye
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if it's not right to poke russia with a stick then why isn't it funny when the u.s. gov't claims the nato missiles are to protect "us" from iran?  it is funny in a very excellent if lame and pathetic way.  putin is right to laugh and i laugh with him.

it is also funny that the "al quaeda" spinoff the u.s. arms in syria is the same organization (isis or islamic state in iraq and syria) that steals their helicopters in mosul and makes 90,000 iraqi gov't troops desert.  the msm claims al quaeda kicked them out for being "too vicious".  that too is funny. 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 23:26 | 4851439 jeff montanye
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if it's not right to poke russia with a stick then why isn't it funny when the u.s. gov't claims the nato missiles are to protect "us" from iran?  it is funny in a very excellent if lame and pathetic way.  putin is right to laugh and i laugh with him.

it is also funny that the "al quaeda" spinoff the u.s. arms in syria is the same organization (isis or islamic state in iraq and syria) that steals their helicopters in mosul and makes 90,000 iraqi gov't troops desert.  the msm claims al quaeda kicked them out for being "too vicious".  that too is funny. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 03:06 | 4851762 BringOnTheAsteroid
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There is no more scary an infividual in the world as the standing US president whoever he/she is because the oligarchs behind the office are psychopaths. The US is probably now the most dangerous country on the face of the earth and probably far more likely to try their hand at a pre-emptive nuclear strike.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 21:14 | 4851045 JuliaS
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Kudos to Norad for intercepting those 4 Iranian bombers yesterday.

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