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Laugh Along With Putin
The next time you are stuck alone in a room with Vladimir Putin and that awkward silence strikes, just ask him about NATO's missile shield being for protection against Iran (and not Russia)... and that should break the ice nicely. As the following interviewer found, the iron fist of Russia has a lighter side... we think...
Interviewer: "NATO claims that the missile shield was not built against you but against Iran"
Putin: "You really make me laugh. God bless you, because it's almost time to finish the day; indeed it is already time to go to sleep. At least I get home in good humor."
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Putin plays chess, Obama plays tiddlywinks.
DavidC
Nuclear war folks. When the hate is this thick and superpowers are testing each other, it's easy to start.
9 Times We Almost Started a Nuclear War
http://www.planbeconomics.com/2013/05/the-9-times-world-almost-entered.html
There are more billionaire NeoLibs who like their assets non-irradiated than there are neonuclear NeoCons who primarily for religious reasons really don't seem to care.
At least that's what I'm hoping for anyway...
GWBush wouldn't know what tiddlywinks are.
Tough guy Putin wins another round vs. wussy Obama. And vs. wussy Europe.
EDIT:
Tip for post-Millenial college students: Study Russian, and you may get an interesting job!
Putin plays chess, Choomboy plays with Reggie Love' pee pee.
"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, craps on the board, then struts around like it won the game."
-- Vlad
Always adore that story..
The funniest part of that video, was the reporter, who kept staring back at Putin in utter pious, ignorant earnestness.
putin laughs like a boss.
putin laughs like a boss.
Mafia Boss. But I will say I admire his appearance as strong, sober, athletic, clear headed, and cautious.
PR is Important. Politics is PR. Politics is Propaganda. What of it? All Politicians are posers, work the TV Screen, and understand they are always being photographed and recorded.
Still, Putin understands that conservatives hold power and military or police strength is a kind of plus. Be a hunter, be athletic, be a man who takes sauna, have control in press and public briefings.
At heart he's still a KGB colonel who misses the good old days.
But his body language is ace.
Do you miss G. Bush, the CIA DIRECTOR??
http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/pigeonchess.asp
Well, squab was a Soviet peasant delicacy back in the day ;-)
Hang on to babuska's recipe. With these assholes in charge we'll need it.
Here in the desert it's the Ravins that are starting to look delicious.
Wait a minute, are you sure squab is supposed to have four legs?
Another interesting video how Putin avoided filing for bankruptcy of one big company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo
The English narrator apparently didn't get the point when saying 'if a big country needed the boss to get one company back to work then it's in serious troubles.' Exact the opposite, the situation shows how corrupted, irresponsible and arrogant the industrial oligarchy can become when not effectively regulated.
This would never happen in the US where the oligarchy already took over the country making the whole politics a circus for the mesmerized masses played by obedient puppets. Putin did something that no one American puppet would ever dare.
& this asshole is president of the "free" world
http://theweek.com/article/index/228490/the-choom-gang-9-juiciest-detail...
If we would be so lucky as to one day see that C,H,A,M,O,P,X all laughing in a breaking-ice meeting...
We can carry on hoping, no?
Tip for post-Millenial college students: Study Russian, and you may get an interesting, smart and beautiful girl!
On MPNet it is the. Other way round. LOL
You are talking about Russia when say "we"?
Obama plays with his penis. No talk about skullcap iron dome? Surprised.
"Obama plays tiddlywinks."
In a manhole. ;D
Obumble plays checkers with Oreo cookies and eats the pieces.
it's so embarassing when our govt denies the most obvious shit
What are you talking about?
The economy has never been healthier, the VA is amazing helping our vets, Iraq is pretty much a vacation destination, and if there is a problem it's a legacy asset from Bush.
We're on course bro.
Nice post except you left out the Bernanke, Yellen as well as the newly created branch of the Federal Reserve located in Belgium. Might as well include Paulson and the rest of the bankers who always have our best interests at heart while you're at ir.
That will send me home in good humor tonight!
He knows.
He understands.
Missiles are the weapon of the past.
The weapon of the future is the spigot.
The weapon of the future is top secret.
The weapon of the future is the bioweapon.
Damn. That's a great post.
I'm gonna get stoned now and ruminate on those 19 words.
OK. Upon reflection I think the weapon of the past is actually the control of information / propaganda. Which is why tptb can print what they print. And bomb who they bomb. More powerful than missiles. But propaganda meets its match when assests are scarce. Which is why Putin can laugh at the NATO jive.
If Zerohedge writes a post "World Ended"....can we still comment after?
god, I hope so. If I'm right I'll want to gloat about it.
Yes the obomba is a bad joke on the Amerikan peoples
So what will the red team do in his place? Obama and his lizard man sidekick are scum but I see plenty of psychopaths on both teams.
Red Team would hire him as consultant
Pull your head out of your asshole. Blue and Red team work for the same handlers.
skull cap iron dome.
Putin has the upper hand here, it's hard to get Obama to laugh by inputting "hehehe" into a teleprompter. It never comes out authentic. Barry always forgets which character to laugh in ... the preacher, the haughty professor, the Black Pantha do-gooder, the intellectual ... that's a lot of laughs to sell. Putin just has to react.
the intellectual ... that's a lot of laughs to sell. Putin just has to react.
Thanks ParkAve. for the second good belly laugh!!
That nutty Putin and his sense of humor. "Someday I will indulge myself and we will laugh together at some good joke." It seems to me that if Putin is indulging himself and inclined to laugh at what he considers to be "some good joke," it's highly unlikely I will feel much like laughing.
Which doesn't make it right that the US foreign policy can be summed as, "Poke Russia with a stick." But Putin has been a scary dude since we first heard of him. If he weren't, we'd never have heard of him.
if it's not right to poke russia with a stick then why isn't it funny when the u.s. gov't claims the nato missiles are to protect "us" from iran? it is funny in a very excellent if lame and pathetic way. putin is right to laugh and i laugh with him.
it is also funny that the "al quaeda" spinoff the u.s. arms in syria is the same organization (isis or islamic state in iraq and syria) that steals their helicopters in mosul and makes 90,000 iraqi gov't troops desert. the msm claims al quaeda kicked them out for being "too vicious". that too is funny.
if it's not right to poke russia with a stick then why isn't it funny when the u.s. gov't claims the nato missiles are to protect "us" from iran? it is funny in a very excellent if lame and pathetic way. putin is right to laugh and i laugh with him.
it is also funny that the "al quaeda" spinoff the u.s. arms in syria is the same organization (isis or islamic state in iraq and syria) that steals their helicopters in mosul and makes 90,000 iraqi gov't troops desert. the msm claims al quaeda kicked them out for being "too vicious". that too is funny.
There is no more scary an infividual in the world as the standing US president whoever he/she is because the oligarchs behind the office are psychopaths. The US is probably now the most dangerous country on the face of the earth and probably far more likely to try their hand at a pre-emptive nuclear strike.
Kudos to Norad for intercepting those 4 Iranian bombers yesterday.
Putin: Igor, break his legs. I expect a full report in the mornink over breakfast.
da da da, time for byed. Where iz teddy beyar hiding? Still in little cave eating little prisoner? come out cutey pyie, time for snyuggly wuyggly.
lol...its pretty funny really the sycophants on either side, Putins got more on the ball than a "community organizer" certainly (what would anyone expect?) but they really aren't that far apart in objectives and ideology ;-)
At least Putin cares about and provides for the Russians.
Obama...not so much...but then again it's not all his fault...being a CIA cypher narciss-bot construct will limit your connections to the people.
the usa is run by assholes
Fuck you Buzz!
Those Cocksuckers are lower than assholes!
Assholes of the World
Lower than cockaroaches, I figure.
erratum, ass holes has been elected by others ass holes, ppl voting for a monkey with hand on red button not deserve to live.
ot: what's in the freezer
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/company-recalls-4k-lbs-beef-due-mad-c...
Looks like it was delivered to new york and conn. Could be good news.
Bank bailout 1 trillion dollars. Deficit spending for the last 8 years 10 trillion dollars. That laugh...priceless.
Draft Putin, I would bother to vote if he were on the ballot.
KGB-FSB-Stasi, you set a pretty low bar pilgrim.
Whats wrong with Charles Manson? ;-)
That's my man. Why settle for the lesser of two evils when you can have the real thing.
See there, something for everyone.
A little mind control, a pecking order, a few minions running murdering people for you and wallah!...you're in charge of the whole shabang!
Whats not to love ;-)
Why settle at all?
Gotcha covered...
"Draft Putin, I would bother to vote if he were on the ballot."
He's not for gay marriage so he'd never win in the US.
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS. You'll love this Professor and ex-CIA Officer scold and mock congress IN Congress.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHl1JnQoIWQ#t=13
WATCH PETER KING's HEAD EXPLODE. This speaker shows absolute, utter, and complete contempt for the committee and has absolutely no scruples at all about showing it. He even laughs at their comments. KING just freaks out and loses it! LMAO.
Wow. Speechless..
My wife and I were laughing our asses off cheering him on, saying "Go get em"! I don't think these Roman Senators had ever witnessed a plebe treat them with such utter disrespect in their own temple.
I was actually shocked that they let him go on for more than 3-4 minutes tops. I think they were so stunned by his statements that they just went "deer in the headlights".
Peter King should die in a fire. Unfortunately, it will be Mike Schuer who gets Hastinged or Breitbarted.
I bet you never thought you'd agree with the CIA.
That's an amazing exchange. "We're done like dinner." love it.
I know it was off topic, but when I saw it I said to myself "Fight Club" has to see this. They'll love it. I figured it would be a liltte re-assurring to know that more guys like him are out in the world. Notice how when the congressmen tried to grill him on what percent of field operatives felt the same way he did, he didn't give him a single piece of information, only the flippant condescending reply "I'm no McCarthyite"? This guy is no idiot. He gave him zero information. Zero.
Scheuer is a treasure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ex2HnovN4
Scheuer and Lyster, together at last.
Yeaaaaaaah.....
But lovely Lauren lost her marbles by going to asinine Yahoo! news....
Jesus H. Christ!
That Stewart punk looked daffy. King? He needs to go out an have a drink...or 48 of them...at some duffers golf goat ranch....
Scheuer needed to keep going...
Fucking Congress....a bunch of turds in a bowl
AWESOME!! I love it when he says bullshit. A man with balls and brains. We need more like him.
My favorite was "Sir, that is just a goofy argument. Really goofy". LOL
Second favorite. "Ohh... I'm not answering that. I'm no McCarthyite."
good find..we need more of that
Did putin just watch the obama workout tape?
I think Vlad is a smart and dangerous dude. He's def. not someone to be fucked with.
However, sometimes I think people give him too much credit based on the situation. I keep seeing this god damn 'chess/marbles' analogy when talking about how awesomely smart Vlad is. If you're playing chess against a hamster of course you're going to look awesome, like, the best chess player ever.
Yeah, you've made the right moves Vlad, but let's not dislocate your shoulder patting yourself on the back --- your opponent issssss a hamster.
Humility.
Does anyone wonder why Putin is playing chess whilst a tele-prompter puppet like Obama is playing checkers?
The CIA and NSA are still hand in glove with the Anglo-American alliance which begat them both. Odd its only the American part that's centre stage for provoking WW3; the "Anglo" part is very much alive and well and has fed off the horrors of the assaults on the ME etc, provocations between the USA and Russias (growing east alliance) is smelling like a strategic chess match pushing for a major conflict.
Admiring Putin maybe appropriate when realizing your kid is a bully getting a smack down by him; but we're not talking about school yard shit. We're possibly looking at an orchestrated take down with TPTB expecting to win from the fall out whilst enjoying greatly the demise of many folks in the west and east.
Too many pathways have been handed to the east via trade agreements and the likes for one to not wonder why they have been built up for this amazing showdown. If karma were at play I'd put my money on the likes of the British East India Co. and its modern manifestations but I'd lose, cause money is on a hamster. WTF?
No, I think it's more insidious than that. AntiChrist knows that God's children are tiring of the THIS war, the ME one, and need to shift their military expenditures into something more lucrative and palatible, and that is another cold war. The US is doing everything possible to start another cold war because there is at least another 50 trillion in war profit to be had there and they figure the masses will tolerate that better.
AND, it will finish us off financially which is what they want.
SDR, here it comes!
Here's hoping that this gets more milage than the Hitler bunker.
you should have seen Putin's reaction when the interviewer told him the one about the big eared, ignorant, kenyan dolt that walked into a bar and duped 250 million souls to become their dear leader. now that was a fucking good one!
twice.
as george bush said, fool me once . . . .
check the math there......
Fuckbama garnered a tad less than the 250 million...
All we can hope for is taking the senate...then the impeachment , arrest and imprisonment of Holder, Obooba, and that cunt Valerie Jarret...
We? Speak for yourself, herd monkey.
indeed. who are these stellar republicans waiting in the wings?
peter king?
YO YO YO ............what up?
Partisan much...douche bags? (you too Reality)
1. Like the fucking Dumbocunts have lots of great "candidates" waiting in the wings....
2. Like the fucking vote COUNTS. Like the people CHOOSE whom they "choose"...LOL....
Hitlery Rotten Crotch vs. JeboDIEyah Boooosh...shaping up to be a cunt vs cunt 2016 throw up.....
Naivete?
3. So please - spare us your indignation....
Maybe so, but when Bush wanted to use Putin's forward airbases he meekly agreed. Now he just laughs
meekly is in the eye of the beholder.
the bases were used for the afghanistan war, right? did it make the u.s. stronger or weaker?
hmmmmm?
also it was before the change in nato policy of which we laugh
http://www.defenseone.com/threats/2014/04/how-america-lost-russia/82861/
Fair enough. Not debating the merits of afghanistan. I don't think it was a long term machiavelli strategy for Putin but rather fear at the time.
There's an easy way to solve this US - Russia conflict:
.
Place Obama and Putin in the ring together.
Winner take all.
Black man vs black belt.
Sounds fair to me.
Sounds rather juvenile to me. But that's just you.
the american revolution and ww2 gave wars an undeserved good name. the vast, vast majority of them would be better fought by heads of government and or state fighting to the death, possibly augmented by those who stood to profit by the war, because the citizens refused.
would be but won't be.
@american. Well, a thousand years and more ago it was common for armies to put forward champions. eg David & Goliath. It was considered in everyone's interests to spare mass carnage. I suppose that as our civilisation has advanced, we've progressed beyond this juvenille concept. Far better for people such as Wilhelm, George & Nicholas to sit it out in their palaces while the plebs grind each other in the trenches.
Since most wars are started by political maniacs to seize power and control and feed their egos, and are not the result of genuine disputes between the peoples of each side, they should all be resolved by putting the leaders in a ring together. It wouldn't be long before peace and co-operation breaks out.
I think it would be appropriate for the corporations to pay for our "police actions" That would lower annual income taxes about a trillion since I don't recall anyone invading our boarders.
THis is our president. We are proud of him.
PS But we are pissed off about our goverment and our msn is a little better than yours, still to many lies=/
Russia has Putin. America has Pussy Riot. Now, go figure who is better equipped to face the future world crisis. Clinton and Pussy Riot? Actually, since Pussy Riot is funded by State Department cultural programs, NGO's set up inside Russia and funded by America to spread western culture. They invented Pussy Riot as a way to spread American influence inside Russian society. Now, how do you feel as a tax payer about funding these American culture NGOs? Pussy Riot, a great reflection on American intellectual progress over the backwards Russians.
@ frankie carbone. outstanding "sir". Thanks I really enjoyed that.
you funny.you die last.
So...I did laugh along. Does this make me a traitor to my country? Hate to say, but this Putin fella seems like a rather likeable character. That Obama guy, not so much.
yeah...but he has a tinny, kinda wimpy voice....even in Ruskie...
I heard him speak years ago; sounded.....accountant-ish.
Fuckbama....would be nice guy...to smoke choom with....maybe...unless he bogarts and steals chunks of choom.....then...
DEATH...
other than that...Fuckbama can go suck dicks in Chicago or where ever he and the wookie move post destruction....
Do you remember back in 2006 or so when Putin dressed in drag and like Benny Hill was chased by a bunch of short skirt whores? Do any of you know Russia sent us a moment after 911 that sits in NJ across from Manhatten?
Putin was one of the best double agents the world has ever know but once in a while his humanity shines through. But if he keeps getting the stick like the rest of the world to hurry up and adapt I sincerely believe he has no qualms pushing the big red button. I cant worship the man as some do for someday he may be my executioner.
But he plays with Kissinger and NWO. Do your really think RT could operate as a growing media enterprise (Larry King politicking brought to yiu by RT) if the USA really viewed him as an enemy? There are real dangers in the world when global growth stalls like this. But lets put it into context shall we?
If there be nuclear war, then please let me be right under the first one.
The interviewers face at 29s is not amused after his "serious question", the look on his face is priceless. LOL
to: "NATO claims that the missile shield was not built against you but against Iran"
Wow, I didn't thought that missile defense systems takes care from which country the incoming missile is flying and decides accordingly if pass or stop the missile. Maybe it makes sense for somebody....
then off course US should treat Russia as best friend and for sure Russian missiles should be passed like a friendly visitor.
http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/06/13/markets-oil-idINKBN0EO09O20140613
Wish I could laugh about all this bullshit.
Cheezus that SAVE button is touchy.
It's all shits and giggles until they realize exactly how weak you really are. Reminds me of the pride of hungry lions that realized their aging alpha male was weakened by age. Two hours later everyone in the pride had a full stomach and all that was left of the old alpha male was a tuft of fur.
when was the last time you saw a politician act so naturally, so unscripted? in the usa, i have only ever seen it in small local politics and behind closed doors.
however, my cynicism says the question may have been a setup because the reporter was hiding his reaction to putin, like he wanted to laugh along with him.
daaaaang! He did that without a teleprompter. I'm impressed!