Will John Boehner Be Brought To Tears? Find Out With This Conference Webcast

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If there was ever a time to bring out the waterworks again, this is it. No really: as Politico reports, "Cantor’s private speech drove Boehner to tears." And now is a perfect opportunity to whip out the tears once more, this time for public consumption.

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Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:40 | 4848645 bardot63
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Tammy Fae Boehner strikes again!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:41 | 4848648 Buckaroo Banzai
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Man, I can't wait until this cocksucker Boehner goes down.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:42 | 4848656 NoDebt
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My power!  My beautiful power!  Aaaaaaaagh!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:47 | 4848678 Four chan
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boner is a tan vagina.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:49 | 4848688 Manthong
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Well, he has every good reason to be weeping now.

None of them can honestly feel satisfied with their performance or secure in their positions.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:27 | 4848726 SoilMyselfRotten
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Depends on how many cocktails he's had at brunch

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:34 | 4848906 quasimodo
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There may be some truth to that. His levels of estrogen seem much higher than most men, perhaps this is what leads to all the tears and the need to tan to feel sexy, or perhaps he is having his "monthly".

 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 13:40 | 4849254 Miffed Microbio...
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Well, he cries a hellava lot more than I do so I'm not sure what that says about his estrogen. But Mr brands me a fiery, stubborn,spirited tomboyish A-hole sometimes so it may be it just me. ;-)

Miffed;-)

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 14:14 | 4849476 daveO
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A crying drunk, probably.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 14:26 | 4849530 Colonel Klink
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You'll be contacted shortly by the Vagina Union lawyers for defamation.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:48 | 4848679 ParkAveFlasher
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All that will be left is a pool of orange goo and a crumpled Benson & Hedges carton.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:48 | 4848682 SMG
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Hats off to whoever gave boehner the title "The Weeping Cheetoh". Spot on.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 13:20 | 4849158 earnyermoney
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Same dude that just gave HC the title of "magnificent thundercunt".

 

When ever I need a laugh I scan the comments for the Golden Arches of McMolotov.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:05 | 4848777 Bangin7GramRocks
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Bitch Ass Bitch!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:08 | 4848793 williambanzai7
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Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:22 | 4848856 williambanzai7
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It must have been a really shitty day when I did this.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:16 | 4848821 whatsinaname
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Lagarde and Boner would make a good pair.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:44 | 4848964 Billy Sol Estes
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that hoe is oranger than orange

hopefully working on leukimia on a tanning bed

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:40 | 4848646 Slave
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Who wants to watch Boner squirt some juice?

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:51 | 4848697 101 years and c...
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if someone is stabbing him and blood squirting everywhere.....i would love to see that.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:41 | 4848650 Ignatius
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And then she asked, "Why are you crying?"

"Because he's crying", I sobbed.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:42 | 4848651 Dr. Engali
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You're next you smarmy fuck.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:45 | 4848667 Ignatius
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534 more to go.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:45 | 4848658 JRobby
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Get him a red suit with "Snap On" embroidered across the chest.

Fuck this worm.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:44 | 4848664 stant
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Stay tuned more ass launching to come

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:44 | 4848666 LawsofPhysics
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And the oscar goes to...

 

let me be clear;  roll the motherfucking guillotines, nothing changes otherwise.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:48 | 4848683 1stepcloser
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so George Hamilton is giving a Press conference?

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:52 | 4848704 Pool Shark
Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:46 | 4848670 timeless21
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President taking a nap, LOL

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:46 | 4848672 Son of Captain Nemo
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That motherfucker will be crying one way or the other before he ends his political career.

If I were him along with the other 535?...

Find the door to your office at the Rayburn Building leave unannounced and find a destination outside the United States a.s.a.p.!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:48 | 4848685 PlusTic
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I'd pay top $ to make him cry for real, not this fake pr shitt....

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:50 | 4848692 disabledvet
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He's a good guy in my view. Played his cards better than I thought possible...no "blame Bergdahl" as the Eastern Front collapses.

"Patton wept when he mailed home the lock of hair of his personal aide to his aide's Mother." With a personal letter of course.

You're all such small minded fucks here.

With no heart at all.

I hope he goes Full On Third Reich here. "No questions only THE FURY" but alas losing pathetically remains the order of the day.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:52 | 4848702 PlusTic
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you are either crazy or dumb as fukk...this guy is a parasite who is sucking this country dry like the rest of these career politicians...wake the fukk up!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:58 | 4848744 Son of Captain Nemo
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you are either crazy or dumb as fukk...

PT

He's obviously both.  Why would anyone in this Country after the last 20 years proudly proclaim themselves as a 'Disabled Vet'

DV Your chance at redemption...

Put a /sarc at the end your post!  If you don't you are broadcasting that you are a retired Army or Marine Corps zipper head with brain trauma that works for the TSA or DHS...

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 13:01 | 4849069 Ignatius
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"you are either crazy or dumb as fukk..."

When I read his sincere dumbfuckery I realize how I miss MDB.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:59 | 4848741 NoDebt
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I'm sure he is a good guy.  He's just a terrible Speaker of the House and a terrible Congressman.  He's just so fucking WRONG he might as well be the Dennis Gartman of politics.  He's a typical "go along to get along" Washington DC guy and that's just not what you want to put up against an out of control Obama adminsistration.

 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 13:45 | 4849281 balanced
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I respect your kindness there, but "I'm sure he is a good guy." might be taking it a bit too far, hah. Maybe if selling out your fellow Americans, and putting their children in harms way for your own political gain is considered being a good guy.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:51 | 4848695 The Duke of New...
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Bundesbank says; "We are in tears too! ... why does nobody care about us! ....... 7 years!, 7 Freaking YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:53 | 4848705 Eternal Complainer
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That guy needs to try his hand at manual labor for once in his life.

If there ever is a revolution hopefully he will be shipped off to a work camp.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:54 | 4848712 Chupacabra-322
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Boner you Criminal. There's no expiration date on war crimes. Cantor, you hear me. Retribution is coming your way.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:54 | 4848713 q99x2
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Heaven help us. We are all doomed.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:56 | 4848725 Thermopylae
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To: The people of the 8th District of Ohio

Congratulations! You have just won the prestigious award of being the biggest f'ing asshats in 2014.

May your sewage system fail and your peckers go limp.

From: Those outside the 8th

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:58 | 4848739 GrinandBearit
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Behind the scenes, all these dems and repubs are best buddies.

Funny how the sheeple actually believe they have a choice.

Politics is such a fucking farce.  It's a bunch of failed drama actors that could not cut it in Hollywood.  The WWE is more believable.

 

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 13:49 | 4849316 balanced
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When I was living in Vegas, Harry Reid was quietly (though stories actually appeared on the local news) supporting his opposition, a crazy Scientologist that spoke about masterbation. They simply make sure that they have no viable opposition, and they keep getting re-elected. Democracy has been checkmated.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:58 | 4848740 Dr. Engali
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Roll out the fucking war machine quick. We need a distraction. All these mother fuckers need to go!

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 11:58 | 4848742 youngman
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I thought he did pretty well....the question were slanted left of course...but he slammed them right back..

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:10 | 4848797 yogibear
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The Republicrat list is long

With Cantor gone, Boehner should be ousted as well.

Then there are the senators. Mitch McConnell, McCain,....

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:12 | 4848801 NoWayJose
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Sadly, many RINOs have already won their primaries or are running unopposed.  Thus the only choice in November will be FAR LEFT RINOs or FARTHER LEFT Democrats.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:12 | 4848804 Spungo
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I always feel like I'm being real raped when this guy talks.

Thu, 06/12/2014 - 12:24 | 4848819 tony wilson
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tears are the new meme

on the radio today they played he aint heavy he me brudder the dj cryed yes cryed is that how you spell it anyway you get me fuckin drift.

tears on the msm i smell some jewish media chaps in a tavistock mind control room.

do not cry for them

they are energy vampyre

laugh at them mock them.

 

transgender is sickness not a god given right.

just say no you tools

no to this fuck false media emotion.

circle your wagons do not join that satanic train goin south.

unless you really want a free fema camp beheading

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