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DOJ Seeking More Than $10 Billion From Citigroup, Lawsuit Imminent

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First it was JPM and Bank of America, now it is Citigroup's turn to confirm that in the New Normal, and especially with no volume to speak of, banks are nothing but piggybank utilities for the government to extract cash from whenever it so desires. From Bloomberg:


However, Citi appears less than excited at the prospect of paying $10 billion to buy itself out of trouble. In fact, as the price of justice is being negotiated, Citi has offered only 40 cents on the dollar to tip the scales of what is right and wrong under the Eric Holder regime. Sadly for it, the government wants more:


Which means:


Remember that joke we made about recurring "non-recurring", legal charges and non one-time "one-time" legal fees? Yeah, so do we.

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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:02 | 4852868 Pinto Currency
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Fed prints money and gives to its shareholder banks.

DOJ asks for 1% back.

Everybody happy.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:06 | 4852898 Kprime
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as things get worse they are going to have to increase the take.  Like they have done to the citizens, I expect the take to eventually exceed 60%

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:08 | 4852902 Winston Churchill
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Canalblism is good.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:16 | 4852959 cifo
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Symbiosis is breaking down.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:33 | 4852998 LawsofPhysics
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The moron who wrote this misses the fact that banks=goverment, what a douche.  Paper fucking promises, nothing more (fuck, central banks print 10B in a fucking day).  Remember, when fraud is the status quo, possession is the law.  All you need to know.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:33 | 4853064 Iocosus
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Where does the settlement money go?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:41 | 4853108 economics9698
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Yellen will be getting that call from Citi for another $10 billion added to the next fomc meeting.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:11 | 4853328 nope-1004
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ShittyGroup = Insolvent.


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:32 | 4853506 Bay of Pigs
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I long for the day when these TBTF fraud ridden banks are finally plowed under.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 14:06 | 4854171 SoilMyselfRotten
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Arrested or going to prison - 0

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:51 | 4853187 Omen IV
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"banks are nothing but piggybank utilities for the government to extract cash from whenever it so desires."

bullshit - Banks are a unit  of organized crime in Network "with" the government

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 14:52 | 4854371 ThroxxOfVron
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How often does the stolen money and ill gotten property seized from 'criminals' by .Gov end up being awarded to the victims?

So seldom that I have personally come to believe that Laws are only created and enforced as a means for the .Gov bureaucrats to steal money and seize property from...  

See, the Criminals take stuff and then that stuff is taken from the Criminals by...

& then it goes back, well; no it doesn't actually, so the victims are just....

See, um..

Oh.  Wait...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 17:09 | 4854887 TheSecondLaw
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Where does the settlement money go?

Well, $9,999,400,000 of it is going where it always goes - to the war machine; and then $600 000 to Chelsea Clinton for occasional work at NBC.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:28 | 4853462 Milton Waddams
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Make-work program. Lawyers, accountants, consultants, etc. gettin' paaaaaaaaaaaaayyy'd.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 14:11 | 4854202 Road Hazard
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......and BINGO was his name! It's all a farce.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 17:41 | 4854995 venturen
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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:06 | 4852901 Mercury
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Is this for making too many loans or not enough? 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:08 | 4852906 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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It's for not paying enough in the lobby.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:41 | 4853107 WillyGroper
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Uh oh..

How much did they donate to ERIC Pac?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:29 | 4853038 mayhem_korner
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Is this for making too many loans or not enough?



Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:07 | 4852903 Gordon Marock
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Just like having a Citi Rewards Card, get 1% back every time you use the card!!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:09 | 4852909 Dr. Engali
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So we give them their share of $750 billion, trillions in back door bail outs through printing, plus they get to keep all the profits from their malfeasance Not a bad ROI. How do I get a piece of that action?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:11 | 4852923 Sutton
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And no one ever goes to jail for the mortgage/looting of America.  And that includes the lovely Roberta Achteberg, Andrew Cuomo, Franklin Raines, Greenspan, Bernanke, on top of the the Wall Street shysters.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:11 | 4852925 GoldenDonuts
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Hey I have a radical idea.  Why not charge the people involved and leave the share holders money alone.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:12 | 4852930 LawsofPhysics
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Wake me when they start sending the "arsonists" (thanks timmay) to fucking prison.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:13 | 4852944 ebworthen
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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:14 | 4852949 Seize Mars
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When they say,

DOJ Seeking More Than $10 Billion From Citigroup, Lawsuit Imminent

they mean

Spider Attempts to Feast on its Own Regurgitated Offal

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:27 | 4853025 mayhem_korner
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It's the Keynesian money multiplier hard at work.  8D

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:18 | 4852976 orangegeek
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Fucking with currency/money is what got Kennedy erased.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:19 | 4852978 Seasmoke
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That's enough to make a wise man to take his deposits out of Citi. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:20 | 4852984 breakyoself
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break 'em!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:20 | 4852986 alien-IQ
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wake me up when one of those motherfuckers ends up in a state pen.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:31 | 4853053 semperfi
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don't fall asleep - they might end up throwing you in the state pen for being a terrorist

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:21 | 4852993 kellycriterion
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Back in the 90's with money flying in all directions and especially into the coffers of the political having 2 infinite leverage titans in operation seemed just more gooder. Forward global banking deregulation!

Lest we forget, in Europe CDS were COUNTED AS CAPITAL.

With conditions a wee bit tighter, the separation of bosses vs under bosses will become clearer.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:32 | 4853017 LawsofPhysics
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Indeed.  Remember when we actually sent these same bosses to fucking prison during the S&L crisis?

The earth is leveraged something like 25:1.  Collateral?  Accountability?  Moral hazard?  Terms who's true meaning has been lost with the pussification/affirmative action/"progress" of the planet.

prepare for war as there simply is no political or monetary solution to scarcity.

same as it ever was (in the big picture of human devolution)

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:23 | 4853000 rtalcott
Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:22 | 4853003 Rainman
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Government and the banks are in a parasitic relationship. Nearly all the bank fines for fraud are eventually going into the US Treasury. The real victims don't get SHIT !!


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:24 | 4853013 sumo
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The sticking point in negotiations is that CIA is demanding low-cost money laundering accounts, whereas Citi is offering to trim its usual 10% per transfer only to 8%.

Citi's problem is that, if CIA gets a really low rate, all the drug cartels and Al Qaeda associates will want that rate too. Awkward.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:25 | 4853016 mayhem_korner
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It will take 5+ years for the staged litigation to produce any yield on the $10B. 

It takes Mr. Yellen 5 days to print the same.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:38 | 4853096 kowalli
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Mb less day to print, like 2 hours

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:27 | 4853030 Conax
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Print it up and hand it over, what's the problem?

They are endeavoring to convince us they suffer due to harsh monetary penalties when the truth is, it's just confetti.


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:29 | 4853036 semperfi
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haha!  criminals shaking down criminals - love it!  mafia turf war - one can only wish that they both destroy each other completely

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:33 | 4853067 mayhem_korner
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Citi:  "You think I'm funny?"

DOJ: "Just...you know, how you tell the story.  What?"


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:44 | 4853087 Emergency Ward
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Competing mafia families, that's why few of them from either the crony banker or crony politician class ever goes to prison.  Sorry, Bernie Madoff, you weren't a bona fide insider or a politician and you ripped off some celebrities. 

Free Banker/Senator Corzine!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:29 | 4853041 GeorgeHayduke
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"...banks are nothing but piggybank utilities for the government to extract cash from whenever it so desires."

Nothing like letting your asolute hatred of government blind you. How much did the Government give there poor banks in bail outs for their mortgage scams? Sorry if I'm not able to muster any tears for these poor banks who just serve as piggy banks for the mean old gubbmint.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:59 | 4853178 Emergency Ward
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The transfer of the money by the government was a criminal conspiracy with the bankers.  I don't sympathize with either of them.  Both benefit, the serfs pay.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:11 | 4853326 GeorgeHayduke
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It appears some folks on here can see the light.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:33 | 4853061 kchrisc
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My summary:

DOJ wants the banksters to "print," steal, $10Bil and give to their bankrupt ass. The banksters can then later extract it from the American people via "bail-ins."


"There also "bailing"" required in guillotine work."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:33 | 4853066 Seasmoke
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Where does this money Go ???.....I just read yesterday at ZH there is only $1.7T in circulation !!!!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:22 | 4853422 gdpetti
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It goes back to the banks through all the various programs. They all work for the same 'MAN', the same national oligarchy in league with the global oligarchy... for the NWO... the GPS-global police state.

The money is just for show, as the oligarchy owns it all and thus doesn't need money, their minions do, to keep the wheels of governing the masses running smoothly.

Out of one pocket and in the other pocket... like the two political parties... two faces of the same coin... the same BEAST.

Just a question of how you like your BS... your propaganda... from the left pocket or the right.

Hmmm... let me see... so many choices.

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