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A "Laser-Focused" Jonh Kerry Updates On Iraq Situation: "Obama Moving Rapidly To Decide Iraq Response"

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In case there was any concerns that the US Secretary of State is unable to handle the rapidly moving events in Iraq due to being stuck on his boat (again), here comes the Ketchup heir-in-law, speaking at the London Global Summit to end sexual violence in conflict (!) to diffuse all fears that "just once" the US may not be on top of its foreign policy game:

  • KERRY SAYS OBAMA MOVING `RAPIDLY' TO DECIDING ON IRAQ RESPONSE
  • KERRY SAYS "WE ARE LASER-FOCUSED ON DEALING WITH THE CRISIS AT HAND"
  • KERRY SAYS ISIL `TERRORIZES' CITIZENS OF IRAQ, POSES THREAT TO EUROPE, U.S. AND OTHER COUNTRIES
  • KERRY SAYS U.S. HAS DISCUSSED MILITARY OPTIONS FOR IRAQ
  • KERRY SAYS SITUATION IN IRAQ IS ‘WAKE UP CALL’ FOR IRAQI LEADERS

And just like that, the jihadists who are too extreme even for Al Qaeda, will surely promptly scatter, fearful what drastic sanctions the US will impose on the Al Qaeda central bank and, heaven-forbid, the travel ban that will likely also follow...

 

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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:55 | 4852238 pods
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Better start whipping his ass, this thing is gonna be over before you release a statement.

pods

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:56 | 4852244 PartysOver
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An ill-logical, misguided, delusional response is due in 5, 4, 3, 2 .....

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:01 | 4852277 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Obomba and Lurch have managed the impossible: made Iraq into a Dem problem. Oh oh it's the Dems who "lost" Iraq". Not a word about the war criminal cabal of Bush/Cheney who blew the place up in the first place for absolutely no reason.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:06 | 4852307 GetZeeGold
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Our best hippies from the 60s are all over this.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:12 | 4852345 NidStyles
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Unfortunately, these assholes threw the best Hippies we had in the 60's in prison or had them shot. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:14 | 4852353 The Internation...
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Totally gonna hijack this:

 This needs to be understood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ZSLCtfmQE

This is a correction of my racism toward Jews -

I was not aware of the information in the video, until Today.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:15 | 4852362 knukles
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Our Common Core (Federally Mandated Brain Washing) Lesson fir the Day is, repeat after me: "It's Bush's fault."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:31 | 4852458 Hulk
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I hear Bush Sr has HALO'D into Iraq in order to solve this thing...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:01 | 4853259 smlbizman
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"laser-focused"...so they put blinkers on this nag?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:17 | 4853379 Four chan
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he was better shitting his pants over snowden. snowden 2016

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:46 | 4853600 Colonel Klink
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How many times will Lurch stomp his hoof?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:34 | 4852470 SilverIsKing
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And with laser focus, the brain trust has come up with a fool proof plan to protect Baghdad. As I write this, a cargo plane is being loaded with placards, hammers, and nails which will be dropped into the perimeter areas of Baghdad. These placards will contain the message, "Gun Free Zone."

I can't believe this idea required laser focus though.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:02 | 4852622 DeadFred
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It's about priorities. The Iraq problem was third in line behind the golf game and consultations with Reggie.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:23 | 4852721 Save_America1st
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oh just fuck off already, el presidente bath house.  go back to sleep...get up at noon like always.  eat your fucking food that the wookie planned out for you for lunch.  take a fucking nap.  go golfing.  then suck it with your male prostitutes or whatever you do, you piece of shit. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:59 | 4852849 TBT or not TBT
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Our "reporting for duty" swift boat captain and after action report embellisher ought to fish that green beret's beret out of his briefcase for this one.   Take it way up river, sear some more shit into his memory with that laser.  

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:17 | 4852969 johngerard
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#PleaseDontKillUs

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:42 | 4852505 roadhazard
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It IS BushCo's fault, son.

Stay the fuck out of Iraq.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:11 | 4852659 onewayticket2
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it's year 6 of the obama presidency....he declared the Mission "a success" two years ago.  he took the victory lap already....now you're saying he didnt even run in the race?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:20 | 4852709 MaggieL
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He must have run in the race, he's got the Nobel Participation Trophy. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:02 | 4852871 TBT or not TBT
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And he duly thanked the academy too.  That's seared into my memory. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:16 | 4852363 NidStyles
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"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

 That's that blame thing going to the extreme.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:32 | 4852461 nuclearsquid
Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:32 | 4852463 nuclearsquid
Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:13 | 4852347 The Internation...
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Totally gonna hijack this:

 This needs to be understood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ZSLCtfmQE

For

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:22 | 4852407 ShorTed
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"zerohedge pages are the only places where the same thing is repeated ad infinum"  so this is jujst you talking about yourself?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:30 | 4852454 Grande Tetons
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People wanna know what Dave Grohl and his kitty have to say. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:14 | 4852357 Gringo Viejo
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@Get. Hear ya. I now honestly believe these fuckers are innured to and unaware of their startling incompetence.
Acid burnouts.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:33 | 4852469 Lost_River
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Gringo:  change one of your premises.  assume as true that they desire foreign and domestic chaos and they don't care what form the chaos takes.  given that assumption, are they incompetent?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:14 | 4852359 DaddyO
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OK, so Obummer/Kerry/Kohn have the largest intelligence apparatus at their disposal with overhead realtime viewing.

They have been watching this play out in realtime for how long?

And now they're going all 'laser-focused' and all.

What dupes do they believe us to be?

Oh right, sheeple are easily duped and hunger for more of the same statist/oligarchical manna.

How foolish of me to believe it was all contrived in the first place.

DaddyO

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:28 | 4852401 NidStyles
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Largest just means it employs more people, it doesn't mean it's more efficient or effective than a pair of monkeys with typewriters.

 

I think when people think about organization and authority, thanks to public schooling, they imagine over-reaching and competent professionalism.

It's the image these bastards want on the minds of the masses so that went they "leak" things about how vast their spy network is, it quells a lot of the dissent without actually having to have that sort of intelligence capacity. The Stasi and the KGB both used systematic propaganda of that nature. Rightfully so it was developed by the NAZI's after copying the British forms of propaganda during WWI.

 

Basically, I think the real psyop is that they have so many people convinced that they have all of this capacity. Likely the truth is that there is too much data to go through. Most of real intelligence work is spent making your enemy think something that is not true.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:29 | 4852448 DaddyO
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Not gonna argue your point. However, who can forget seeing all those vultures in the Situation room watching their ambassador and soldiers getting butchered.

And I'm supposed to believe that they have not had or are to stupid to interpret the intel in Iraq over the last how many days/weeks/months/years.

Sorry this low brow pinhead isn't buying it.

They've had more than enough time/intel to know exactly what was going on and where.

Just my pinhead opinion.

DaddyO

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:34 | 4852473 NidStyles
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Rumor has it that the photo was staged and altered. 

 

They are not exactly the most intelliegent people on the planet, just the most electable according to BS poli-sci studies and "scientific" polling. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:51 | 4852558 DaddyO
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So if I take your point to a logical conclusion, am I to believe that the whole of this push towards NSA/CIA oversight and dominance is just a figment of my imagination because the perpetrators are really incompetent and stupid?

C'mon Nid, this is not one of your best arguments. I have seen you post much better than this in the past.

There is an overall agenda/narrative of the Regime and it does have competency and direction coupled with unlimited amounts of fiat.

To think this is all just happenstance is pure denial based on the idea of sheer incompetence and stupidity, Please!

DaddyO

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:03 | 4852602 NidStyles
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No, what I am saying is that you and me will not matter, because they have the majority of the populace convinced that they can do all of these amazing things. Assuming that you are understanding my position here that is. After all, look at all of these movies and this fancy tech that gets previewed on the TV news all the time. The amount of effort used to convince people of nonsense, like AGW. Most of this stuff is propaganda, we already know the CIA and intelligence community itself in general has been involved in making Hollywood movies for at least 20 years now. What better way to push propaganda?

However, my internet connection drops out at least once a month, and I have never seen the government do anything effectively or efficiently unless you count wasting resources. The best comp-sci nerds are in Silicon Valley making money, not in dusty G-man basements. 

When the military invades a country, the US drops millions worth of pamphlets trying to convince the locals that our being there is out of charity, and they keep saying that while walking around imposing curfews, and arresting people for questioning without civil authority. The amount of effort that goes into convincing those people of all sorts of BS is unbelievable. The US government does the same thing when doing policy explorations. That is what those think tanks are for, and why the CFR exists. To exchange information from polling data and strategy changes.

 

Government can create all sorts of things out of thin air with a stroke of pen, but you can not fake competence. Loyalty and competence are two opposites. Competent people do not need to be loyal to one sole employer, they are good enough to attract the attention of better or more lucrative employers.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:22 | 4852705 DaddyO
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There is no question that the leviathan of .gov is a slow moving, dimwitted beast.

However, their inability to move quickly and efficiently is not to be construed as their Achilles heel.

They have indeed allied themselves with and are running lockstep with the Googles and MSs of the world and are using facism to expand their dominance.

When CEO's of major corporations are meeting in groups like the Bilderbergers and CFR and TriLats, we have a lot to digest and this does influence my thinking and actions.

It does not blunt my resolve and steely determination to thwart this, but I have to incorporate it into my strategies.

To do otherwise is foolhearty and detrimental to our and our children's future if you are liberty minded and believe in a constitutional republic.

I have resolved to be diligent in my push against this madness in a peaceful and thoughtful manner until I can't and the dam breaks.

Then all bets are off...

DaddyO

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:28 | 4852442 CrimsonAvenger
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Great - hope it works out as well as his laser focus on jobs.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:08 | 4852910 TBT or not TBT
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They just tune into CNN down in the situation room, and make a weekly highlight reel for The One, with that silly Benny Hill music mixed on top, so He doesn't get his mellow harshed.  That's how He finds stuff out, such as the weaponisation of the IRS to prevent inconvenient political speech.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:22 | 4852404 Leveraged Algorithm
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Breeding another generation in Colorado.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:49 | 4852551 Bill of Rights
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Still bushes fault huh retard, you must be the slow one InThe family .

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:05 | 4852279 knukles
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With laser like focus, Knukies is scratching his nuts, reading The Hedge while sipping his morning tea and contemplating his morning a crap.

 

sounds they're like the people on meth, picking at that one knot of hair for about 6 hours at a stretch with a laseerr like focus

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:09 | 4852319 gafgroocK
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Is this what happens when everyone in a Country has Guns and the people don't like the Politicians running the Govt. ?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:01 | 4852863 yrbmegr
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No, that's a civil war.  This is a proxy war.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:15 | 4852955 TBT or not TBT
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Well who is this Allahu Akbar character the fighters yell about so much then?   One of the evil foreign proxies no doubt, not a genuine product of their local culture.   Seriously, because whenever they say that a lot of barbaric evil cruelty proceeds, and so that's GOT to be of entirely foreign origin.   Because west bad third whirled doubleplus good.  

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:57 | 4852588 Pairadimes
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Here in Texas, we have a polite but pejorative saying for things like this: "fixin' to get ready."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:12 | 4852668 Overfed
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Saayy, what a coinkidink. I'm doing the same thing, except with coffee.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:06 | 4852305 Sudden Debt
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COINTOSS!!!!

 

HEADS MEANS : WE GO FOR THE OIL AT WHATEVER SACRIFICE!

TAILS MEANS  : WE GO FOR THE OIL AT WHATEVER SACRIFICE!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:42 | 4852515 ElvisDog
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So why didn't we just pump all the god-damned oil out of the country when we were in control for those 10 years? It's what we were after the whole time anyway. Imagine Bush/Obama saying "You know all the money we spent liberating you from the evil Saddam? Well, we're going to pay ourselves back in oil. See ya".

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:11 | 4852924 rubiconsolutions
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"So why didn't we just pump all the god-damned oil out of the country when we were in control for those 10 years?"

Ah, the old CIA / MI6 - 1953 Iran playbook. "What's our is ours, what's your is negotiable", right? We should have never invaded Iraq in the first place. Their oil is their oil. America has this mindset that the rest of the world is its service station and that it can do whatever the helll it wants, take whatever it wants to power its empire. No wonder the rest of the world is weary of the US. A strong case could be made that while Saddam was a turd Iraq was better off with him. Just ask the 500,000 children that were killed trying to get rid of him. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:27 | 4853011 TBT or not TBT
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They actually did say that initially.   The oil would pay.  But the RINO plus Dem faction of our polity went with "if you break it you fix it" and then we proceeded to blow a trillion bucks and 5000 American lives trying to fix stupid. The Arab culture, and resulting Arab people, are highly inbred by endless centuries of cousin marrying.   They are tribal, premodern, and continuously frustrated.  It would take a century or two of occupation to reverse any of that, and given our domestic politics, that's not going to happen.  

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:08 | 4852323 svayambhu108
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Too many themes for Banzai7

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:28 | 4852441 jcpicks
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Just release some more prisoners from Guantanamo.  That should diffuse the situation....

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:05 | 4852896 DullKnife
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Don't know why Lurch can't be Sec of State of Iraq.

Or at least assume the job Bagdad Bob used to have over there.

 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:56 | 4852247 Millivanilli
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Lurch missed the recent 8 year tide of car bombings and assasinations.   

 

He'll be sure not to screw the PR pooch, though. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:01 | 4852276 AlaricBalth
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With a man like John Kerry at the helm of our foreign policy at State, what could possibly go wrong?

(At least, our neighbor to the South still likes the US. Multitudes are coming over the border to get here, so we got that going for us.)

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:13 | 4852346 booboo
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South Americans want(and the PTB will agree) to do the jobs that Americans will soon refuse to do after 13 years of squandering life, treasure and blood in the Middle East and that is "earn a path to slavery by serving in the Army. The now Global Farce for Goods.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:46 | 4852539 ElvisDog
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Bullshit. The jobs that illegal immigrants fill depend on the middle class having enough discretionary income to pay them to clean their houses, cook their restaurant food, mow their lawns, etc. But the middle class is shrinking, which means not enough jobs to keep the current illegals employed, let alone millions of new ones every year. When the stock market rolls over and dies later this year or early in 2015, the knee-jerk reaction of what's left of the middle class will be to clean their own house.  There will be no reason for illegals to come to this country any more

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:13 | 4852672 booboo
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You do live a sheltered life, the vast majority work in industry heavily lobbied for such as big ag, the offshoots thereof and subcontractors of municipal, state and federal work. Maids? You are the essence of bull caca.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:22 | 4852715 ElvisDog
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Okay, let's take your assertion at face value and ignore the restaurant, hotel, leisure, and domestic help space. Do you think government will be expanding its workforce when tax revenues crater due to the death of the middle class? Big Ag is moving to robots and will do so more and more. Another big source of illegal immigrant work is home construction. That's going to go down too.

My point, if you would take your blinders off, is that at best the demand destruction that is coming will maintain the current level of illegal immigration work, but in order to absorb millions of new illegal immigrants every year there has to be an expanding economy which will not happen.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:00 | 4852610 SAT 800
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We have a Ketchup Oligarch; Ukraine has a Chocolate Oligarch.?? Are they trying to tell us something ? Heinz has 57 flavors, and we get this one? Oi vey.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:06 | 4852644 Ghordius
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at least Ketchup is a vegetable. or so I heard

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:56 | 4852243 Racer
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You would think that failing twice in Iraq should be enough, but no, the US bully has to keep on being a bully

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:56 | 4852248 Silverhog
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Laser Focused, gee... I know I heard this somewhere before. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:57 | 4852250 Grande Tetons
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Straight from the horse's mouth. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:57 | 4852251 williambanzai7
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Laser focused wake up calls..whatmore can we expect?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:09 | 4852329 disabledvet
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More talk...and no longer is that not to be expected.

"Bo" is a crushing blow to recruitment drives...having said that it's not like "the folks" are waiting to be led by this either seems beyond obvious now.

So we lose.

"I know I need to do something here"?

Wow...okay.

So why don't we start with "what's going on and what's our relationship to it" then?

I mean clearly...your surprised?

The fact is there is nothing is to be done because that is what always happens now.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:37 | 4852489 kill switch
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NSA Statement:

 

Who could have seen this coming? Iraq meltdown.... Boston marathon?,,why? what happened there??

 

These fucking guy's don't know whether to draw straws or dial 201 fucking  hilarious....

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:23 | 4852415 Davos
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finally something to get me out of bed in the morning

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:25 | 4852427 Possible Impact
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Sharks!

 

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/quotes

"Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request.

And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

 

 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:59 | 4852254 AUD
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What a fucking disaster. Why aren't you people dragging these imbeciles out of their homes & stringing them up?

I'd say this rates as the biggest fuck up in modern history.

No, I'm not from the USA

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:04 | 4852296 Winston Churchill
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The spin is something else.

McStain wasted no time yesterdayc calling for a new NSC, never mind they were doing

exactly what he wanted ,only last week.

All the rats are jumping ship, lets hope they  all drown.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:06 | 4852304 Bosch
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You people in the rest of the world are supposed to like these fucks.  They want to be like you. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:15 | 4852352 AUD
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These fucks might just be looking out for themselves.

It was the US that drove the Iraq war, & these same imbeciles now 'moving rapidly' were instrumental in making it happen.

Why aren't you stringing them up? If they don't deserve it for this, what will they deserve it for?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:50 | 4852553 ElvisDog
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The reason we aren't stringing them up is that for most people the status quo, or some semblance of it, is still holding. They still have their jobs or their disability payments. They know something is wrong and aren't happy with the way things are going, but they want to hold on to what they have so don't want to make waves. The key from a perception point of view is the stock market. Combine the constant string of foreign policy fuck-ups with an economic/stock market downturn and the public will turn nasty real quickly.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:15 | 4852365 disabledvet
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That's funny. "We've had worse" Over Here actually. At least the pretense of not trying is off the table.

As Eric Clapton sang we're just "Pretending." Got the poll numbers to show it too.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:14 | 4852360 SheepDog-One
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These people don't live in 'homes', they're CHUD's, cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers...they live in nests underground!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:19 | 4852374 Urban Redneck
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There is only one solution, unless your preferred course of action is to STFU... TO KILL PEOPLE.

The only questions are 1) who does the killing, 2) who gets the killing, 3) and when does the killing stop (and each is complex multifaceted question).

Until both Americans and Europeans can understand and publicly speak that simple truth, they will never be able to defeat any enemy (which bodes quite well for those they deem "enemies" within their borders).

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:23 | 4852408 AUD
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That's what I'm suggesting, but you could start with those who voted, or cheerled for the war in the first place.

 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:45 | 4852537 Urban Redneck
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Perhaps ketchup-boy knows where to find some guys who have actually "personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside ... in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country..."

If not, perhaps the world leaders getting on YouTube and begging the US for the return of Darth Cheney and the evil empire, would clarify the situation for the cognitively challenged masses.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:58 | 4852257 Seasmoke
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Time to put down a pink line , not to cross.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:00 | 4852272 Silverhog
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Maybe a Rainbow line will work. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:58 | 4852259 Cognitive Dissonance
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Obama/Kerry are gonna open up a can of whoop-ass.

/sarc

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:07 | 4852309 knukles
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That is just sooooo homo-phobic

 

I call dibs on the gimp suit

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:10 | 4852335 gafgroocK
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I call shotgun!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:19 | 4852383 disabledvet
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On the good side we should start receiving reports of "how the phuck I even got out of their alive" pretty soon.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:25 | 4852423 Davos
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hellfires are the preferred choice at this moment

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:22 | 4852410 Being Free
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damn.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:33 | 4852468 Cognitive Dissonance
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Love your avatar.

If you see Obama or Kerry lurking with a can opener I suggest you run for your life.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 08:59 | 4852261 SilverIsMoney
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Just stay the fuck out if it. We caused this mess to begin with why in the world should we believe we will we fix it!

Were gonna be supporting the same people in Syria while fighting them in Iraq... For Fuck Sake! Were already fucking Broke! Cut your losses and give it up!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:05 | 4852298 Cognitive Dissonance
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An Empire in decline never folds its tent and slinks away.

After all else fails the last thing an Empire relinquishes is its collective ego.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:08 | 4852324 SilverIsMoney
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And thats why the people need to rise up and demand we stay the fuck out of it- just like we did with Syria which has only been made worse by our supporting the rebels with arms.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:27 | 4852416 Cognitive Dissonance
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I appreciate your energy and sincerity. But if "We the People" rose up and demanded we stay out of Syria why then are we 'in' Syria? We have special forces with boots on the ground in Syria, we are providing weapons and training, we are running overflight surveillance etc.

This is staying out of Syria?

Regardless of what "We the People" demand, the powers will do as they wish......if not now then later after another trumped up reason is manufactured. All that remains is the illusion of citizen's will being followed by 'leadership'.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:32 | 4852460 disabledvet
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Actually professionally speaking the correct course of action is not to wait on orders but attack (see below.)

That would be across "the entire Front Line" actually.

That stretches all the way from Kiev...to Baghdad...to Southern Libya...!!!!

"Before it was just Syria."

Now we really might have "the New World Order."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:26 | 4852429 disabledvet
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Yeah...that too!

"I gave all my students a D- because I'm the moron!"

One look at Wall Street says to me "they're not paralyzed" though.

And one could argue the Service Chiefs have nothing to lose by simply ordering "attack" here at this point.

Maybe we are heading towards a coup?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:01 | 4852274 Smegley Wanxalot
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"Obama moving rapidly" = "let's hurry the fuck up and make it look like I give a shit so I can shoot some golf and hang with Jay Z"

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:36 | 4852484 Yes We Can. But...
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He'll, just let Jay Z handle this matter. I mean, why not?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:01 | 4852275 Seize Mars
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Yawn. Simulated reality is getting boring. Can't you guys get more creative with your simulated fake falseness?
Jesus these guys drive into town with brand new white ford f350's.
You guys are so bad at this.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:02 | 4852281 orangegeek
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This will be a good test base for drone technology.

 

They'll let Al-Q or whomever these folks are, into Baghdad and then drones and robots will take over and flush them out.

 

Thanks to ZH, because MSM is going to bury this part of the engagement.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:21 | 4852397 CuttingEdge
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Just like they buried the truth about the CIA-initiated fuck up in Ukraine, the CIA arming of the raghead nutjobs in Syria etc etc...

Anyone working in MSM at the moment have zero credibility. Those spineless shitstains are becoming more irrelevant by the day.

Thank God for ZH and its ilk.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:05 | 4852287 Yen Cross
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   That's "horse-speak" for let the Iranians and iraqi insurgents kick eachothers asses first, then we'll go in and mop the place up.

  Laser Focused? More likely someone in the press pool was waving a carrot in front of horse head.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:04 | 4852293 FanOfAnn
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$20 increase in a barrel of oil will implode this economy. It's like Obama is trying to cause mischief and mayhem. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:09 | 4852326 knukles
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Trying?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:14 | 4852356 Dr. Engali
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Uhmm..... I'd say he has been rather successful at his stated policy of fundamentally changing America if you ask me.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:17 | 4852372 knukles
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Promises, promises, promises.

The one fucking politician tells the truth and look where it gets us.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:54 | 4852571 ElvisDog
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Good. Too many Dot Com 2.0, H1-B fuckers on the roads in my neck of the woods anyway.

Off topic, is Hillary aware that the pictures of her on the cover her new book and on the "I want HER for U.S. President" ads make her look like a psychopath?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:04 | 4852294 Billy Sol Estes
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When do we deploy robots on the ground?

What would be the term for that?

Crow T. Roboots on the ground?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:55 | 4852580 ElvisDog
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+1000 for the MST 3K reference. Tom Servo would be ideal in desert environments due to his hover skirt.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:04 | 4852295 Bosch
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Nothing says "Liberal Idiots" like having a global conference on "ending sexual violence in conflict" 

 

Fucking Christ. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:10 | 4852334 SheepDog-One
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And it's those like Kerry himself who are performing the sexual violence.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:21 | 4852392 knukles
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"We were so glad," continued Mr Kerry, that representatives from Benghazi were in attendance to rectal-fi the wrongs they committed tn our Ambassador"

"What difference does it make anyhow," said Hillbillary, "he was already dead before he was raped to death."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:06 | 4852303 AccreditedEYE
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I'm no friend to any U.S. President over the past decade plus, but ignore Kerry for a moment. (Anyone who talks tuff to Ed Snowden after numerous proofs he was right is a pant-waste anyway)

U.S. Would be best to steer clear of this disaster. It is always damned if it does and damned if it doesn't. Enough policing the world! If the Euro-crats are appalled at the "humanitarian" situation there they can send in their military. We can't keep getting pulled into conflicts that drain our resources and tarnish our already dirty world reputation.

If the people of the Middle East ever want to take on self-government, let them do it themselves and, in the process, learn the massive sacrifice that is involved. You cannot mold people into your image when they do not truly yearn for it themselves.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:11 | 4852339 Winston Churchill
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Turds tarnish ?

Always learn something new at the Hedge.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:21 | 4852402 AccreditedEYE
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The cesspool that is the City of London is nothing to be proud of Churchill.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:32 | 4852464 Winston Churchill
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Whose policy do you think this is.

The US never really gained independance ,whatver the populace might think.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:42 | 4852518 AccreditedEYE
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I somewhat agree with this.. Sadly.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:23 | 4852414 HerrDoktor
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I ignore Kerry all of the time

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:23 | 4852418 Chump
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Of course it would be best if we steered clear of this.  But considering these pricks are spending US dollars, riding around in US armored vehicles, and firing heavy weapons provided by, you guessed it - the good ol' USA, I'm thinking we'll continue meddling.  At this point we're damned if we do and damned if we don't.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:12 | 4852312 Azannoth
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Oh nooooo! they are going to deploy Mutated Flying Sharks(HAARP Powered Sharknado?) with friggin Lasers attached to their heads!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:07 | 4852313 Jack of All Trades
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Perhaps threatening another "unbelievably small" small strike like Kerry threatened in Syria will be sufficient to get Iraq under control.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:07 | 4852314 ShrNfr
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Obama is moving rapidly to decide which sand wedge he will us in the bunkers at Palm Springs is a lot closer to the truth.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:07 | 4852315 Itchy and Scratchy
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The laser focused Kerry Clown Show! Who elected this idiot?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:07 | 4852316 SheepDog-One
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Why the long face, Mr. Kerry?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:18 | 4852379 Yes We Can. But...
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Secretariat of State.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 10:03 | 4852625 Little Boomer
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That is brilliant!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:09 | 4852317 Mercury
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KERRY SAYS SITUATION IN IRAQ IS ‘WAKE UP CALL’ FOR IRAQI LEADERS

 

Actually, t's a 'wake up' call for US leaders.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:13 | 4852341 yogibear
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"WAKE UP CALL"

 

The MSM has been quiet on the policy failures. Now their becoming so stinky the MSM can't hide them anymore.

Jimmy Carter and Iran policies going forward.


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:28 | 4852417 Mercury
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That would be a considerable improvement.

Jimmy Carter never actually supported a militant faction actively engaged in fighting against the side which thousands of US lives were sacrificed for.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/22/british-paper-u-s-is-secretly-funding-syria-rebels-fighting-al-qaeda/

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:08 | 4852320 joego1
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The laser equipped DC tards will now proceed to help Iran secure Iraq and totally piss off the Saudis who will accelerate their plan to sell oil in any currency. Putin then says checkmate Obozo!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:08 | 4852322 irie1029
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The shittiest government in history on all fronts.  

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:09 | 4852325 overmedicatedun...
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memo j kerry sec state to dept defense/doj/white house;;"isis needs to get with it>> they better have gender neutral policies and support homosexual rights , and trans gender too,, or else. why they don't have one vagina in the muslem army, they need to come into the 20th century ..now lets go golfing. "

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:09 | 4852328 yogibear
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LOL, how did Syyria and Egypt work out? Failed policies in DC run by big money lobbyist. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:19 | 4852382 RadioactiveRant
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Its all part of the The Zionist Plan for the Middle East

Weaken/fragment enemy, grow big.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:10 | 4852330 LawsofPhysics
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Sorry, but simply don't see how further bankrupting the U.S.S.A. is going to help.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:13 | 4852355 Winston Churchill
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"When you can't pay your bill,double the order".

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:19 | 4852389 gamera9
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Thats been the enemies grand plan all along. We are the suckers sitting at the Poker Table

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:26 | 4852428 Dr. Engali
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According to Joe Biden we have to spend more to keep from going bankrupt.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:10 | 4852331 irie1029
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Horsehead numbnuts.  What an embarrassment to horses.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:12 | 4852343 Seasmoke
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Saddam Hussein is laughing at Barrack Hussein.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:12 | 4852344 Yes We Can. But...
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Obama must display balls and wisdom: replace Lurch with Susan Rice, who will then read a statement blaming Dubya.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:13 | 4852349 FreeNewEnergy
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Lt. Swarzenegger responds:

"My enormous, rock-hard peniz is lazer-focused on Mr. Kerry's left eyez. I vill spunk a motherlode of of jiz in hiz faze."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:24 | 4852420 TrulyStupid
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I think you're at the wrong website: try  militarypenisenvy.xxx

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:25 | 4852424 knukles
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Do you realize that he got elected governor of the Great State of Happy Stompy Feet Supporters with that exact line years ago?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:13 | 4852350 RadioactiveRant
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You don't understand at all:

Immigrants are flooding into the US because its a great success.

Everyone in the UK wants a passport to get out at the same time because its a great success and they can afford to fly.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:16 | 4852366 yogibear
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Obama will divert the blame and say it's Bush's fault. Works all the time for the libtards.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:18 | 4852369 Uncle Remus
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Meh - dim bulb. A laser is as close to coherent as Dipstick will ever get.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:17 | 4852375 Dr. Engali
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But I thought they were laser focused on creating jobs. Those are some shitty ass $2 lasers they have.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:26 | 4852432 buzzsaw99
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made in china

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:18 | 4852378 B2u
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Obama just finished the 3rd hole.  Only 15 more to go, a cold beer and then time to think about what to say about deciding to decide.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 09:18 | 4852380 NoWayJose
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Obama is so laser focused that he is running around North Dakota promising more giveaways to Native Americans.

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