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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600,000 Annual Salary For Occasional Work

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Hillary Clinton may have left the White House "dead broke" in her own words over a decade ago, but the same can hardly be said about her daughter, Chelsea, who as Politico revealed today, was being paid an annual salary of $600,000 at NBC News before switching to a month-to-month contract earlier this year.

As a reminder, the younger Clinton, who previously worked as an analyst at $12 billion hedge fund Avenue Capital in a quid-pro-quo which its owner Marc Lasry, a close friend of Bill Clinton, had hoped would bring him a fast track appointment to the French ambassador position (and which was scuttled last year after several of his poker-playing acquaintances were charged in a mob gambling ring), joined NBC News as a “special correspondent” in November 2011. "She was up for renewal or non-renewal this year. Instead, the sources said, the network decided to keep her on the payroll on a month-to-month basis so that the two parties could sever ties if Clinton’s mother, Hillary, runs for president."

So what exactly did Chelsea do to command such a hefty salary?

As special correspondent, Clinton worked on service-related feature assignments for NBC’s “Rock Center with Brian Williams” until the show’s cancellation in June 2013. Clinton has since worked on packages for NBC Nightly News.


In that time, Clinton’s principal occupation has been the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation, where she has been a major force in steering her parents’ charitable work in the final years of her mother’s tenure at the State Department, and since then. This April, she announced that she was pregnant. Clinton is due to deliver her first child in the fall, and it’s unclear if she would resume work with NBC after that.

In other words, "occasional work"

Ironically, even as the US rages at cases of domestic investment banks abusing nepotism and hiring Chinese princelings in exchange for lucrative banking contracts, nobody finds the Clinton arrangement with what is supposed to be an objective, impartial media outlet even remotely disturbing.

Well, maybe some do:

When Clinton joined NBC, many media critics chafed at the network’s decision to employ a former first daughter with no experience in journalism. The New York Post referred to Clinton as “just another spoiled, aimless child of rich, successful parents chauffeured through adulthood by Mommy and Daddy’s connections.”

But before NBC is accused of pandering solely to democrats, recall that in 2009 NBC Universal, it hired George W. Bush’s daughter Jenna Bush Hager to serve as a correspondent on the “Today” show. In 2011, it hired Sen. John McCain’s daughter Meghan McCain as a contributor on MSNBC.

In other words, nepotism from one extreme to the other.

But the good news is that for all complaints about lack of wage inflation, it clearly does exist... for a very lucky few.


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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:43 | 4853124 fooshorter
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You can't make this shit up...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:47 | 4853149 john39
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it ain't for her looks...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:49 | 4853158 simplejack
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should this give me hope?


how can i find a job like this too?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:52 | 4853193 alien-IQ
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you'll need a time machine and somebody to swap you into a different crib.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:58 | 4853236 hedgeless_horseman
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Media as the "Fourth Estate"

Access to information is essential to the health of democracy for at least two reasons. First, it ensures that citizens make responsible, informed choices rather than acting out of ignorance or misinformation. Second, information serves a "checking function" by ensuring that elected representatives uphold their oaths of office and carry out the wishes of those who elected them.

In the United States, the media is often called the fourth branch of government (or "fourth estate"). That's because it monitors the political process in order to ensure that political players don't abuse the democratic process.

Others call the media the fourth branch of government because it plays such an important role in the fortunes of political candidates and issues. This is where the role of the media can become controversial. News reporting is supposed to be objective, but journalists are people, with feelings, opinions and preconceived ideas.

How Media Helps Shape Public Opinion

A clever choice of words can make things seem different than they are. For instance, during the Vietnam War, the Defense Department of the United States used many misleading phrases in news reports. Instead of "forced transfer of civilians" they said "relocation", and instead of "lies" they said "elements in the credibility gap." By using carefully chosen phrases, the Defense Department made their war efforts seem less harmful to the people in the United States. They aren't "vouchers", they are "opportunity scholarships"; it's not "tax cuts", it's "tax relief."

If we didn't know better, we'd think that the dogs have gone crazy and started attacking humans in unprecendented numbers (ala Hitchcock's "The Birds"), but in fact dog attacks on people are down . It's simply that the Diane Wipple story has drawn public attention (and media focus) to the dog-bites-man story.

Media's Influence on Politics

The influence of the mass media affects politics in the United States greatly. The public's point of view is changed by the way the news is reported. When the public's views are affected, the voting polls are too. In turn, when votes are changed, different public officials are elected. The government officials are the men and women who make the laws and generally run the country. The mass media is at the beginning of a long chain, but nonetheless, the media has a powerful effect on politics in the United States.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:07 | 4853284 nope-1004
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She was given 600K/yr to work at NBC, but her principle occupation has been to head up the "Clinton charity".  lmfao.  She sure has her persepctives on life clear.


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:08 | 4853306 jbvtme
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she's got webb's cheeks. i pray to god she has his ankles too

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:12 | 4853339 Four chan
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spawn of satins pulls tricks of parents. why am i completely not surprised?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:24 | 4853397 hedgeless_horseman
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No conflict of interest...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:24 | 4853437 Skateboarder
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I just hurled everywhere considering the notion of a Clinton Global Initiative University.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:25 | 4853445 hedgeless_horseman
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I recall that Goebbels had a Global Initiative, too.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:30 | 4853487 Skateboarder
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Back then: Aryan Super-race

And now: Gun-fearing-God-hating-LGBTQ-sex-educated-from-birth-Drugged-to-the-dome-Debt-servants-for-life Slave-race

Motto still remains: comply or die.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:03 | 4853763 zerozulu
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Seasonally adjusted for inflation, 600,000 is roughly  same amount what Monica got for occasional work?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:35 | 4854001 COSMOS
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Her folks made 100 million dollars in net worth, and they killed TONS of people around the world with Allbright

But Chelsea just reports on the people killed so she make a LOT LESS.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:41 | 4854028 The Blank Stare
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Greasing the palms!


It's been going on in the US since the beginning. So waht changed in 1980?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:51 | 4854091 SF beatnik
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Exponential growth rate of corruption.

This is disgusting. 

Think the decline of Ancient Rome, but at a faster rate. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 16:16 | 4854699 Buzz Fuzzel
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I am more disgusted by the fact she took the money for very little work and saw no problem with that than I am NBC paid it.  It is further proof that the conscience chromosone is completely missing in her DNA and that entire Clinton/Rodham gene pool.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 16:39 | 4854781 daveO
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This ain't even the most important part. She married a Jewish bankster. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:31 | 4853493 Uncle Remus
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Heil Heidi.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:48 | 4853618 Kirk2NCC1701
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Dude, you got the WRONG flag & symbology.  Try the 6-sided star, with blu & white flag.

There, fixed it you ya.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:04 | 4853770 hedgeless_horseman
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 15:42 | 4854588 SMG
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No you've got it wrong,  the swastica  is correct.   It's a Satanic symbol, which is a bent cross.  That's exactly what the Oligarchs are Luciferan.  Not Jewish.   Real important pitchforks get pointed in the right direction.

(So do you get paid by the post or by the word?, can you work from home?  I'd like to know)

Sat, 06/14/2014 - 11:12 | 4856490 Ariadne
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Symbol of the Red Shields & their blue & green accomplices.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:12 | 4853340 economics9698
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Money comes easy when you own the bank.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:12 | 4853341 nope-1004
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If Moooochelles girls don't get $800K per year, then that's racism and discrimination.


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:13 | 4853343 Atlas_shrugging
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Arm's length transaction.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:27 | 4853457 Lost Word
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Daughter of Webster Hubbell ?

Hillary's partner at Rose Law firm in Little Rock?

There are Internet pages with evidence.

Chelsea has had plastic surgery to hide/improve her appearance.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:49 | 4853626 NidStyles
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She needs more...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:05 | 4853291 simplejack
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if the media is controlled, who tells it what to say?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:20 | 4853407 SWCroaker
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um, editors, owners, prior experience with inside access when barking in an approved fashion, and denial of access as punitive measure when you last barked the wrong way.   Pavlovian training takes time, but it is very, very effective.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 16:40 | 4854788 daveO
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Owners=banks. See Board of Directors.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:08 | 4853301 jbvtme
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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 19:57 | 4855348 puckles
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By numerous accounts, she was swapped partially into a different crib; Bill's not her dad.  Webb Hubbell is. She's had some plastic surgery recently to minimize the resemblance, which was outrageous at an earlier age.  Must have been rather hard growing up.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:52 | 4853198 gmrpeabody
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What is Fascism for $100...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 14:28 | 4854279 RafterManFMJ
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how can i find a job like this too?

Here, I'll interview you:

Are you the child of Hillary and Vince Foster? No? Then fuck off

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:54 | 4853204 Da Yooper
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even if ya shaved it's butt & made it walk backwards

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:56 | 4853222 monkeyboy
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Value Added.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:23 | 4853428 IronShield
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And that's a no-kidder!  Sheesh...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:52 | 4853657 Kirk2NCC1701
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Something about this story doesn't sound Kosher.  But maybe it is.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:00 | 4853739 JRobby
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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 17:39 | 4854981 strangewalk
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Actually kind of cute...Monika Lewinski eyes

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:48 | 4853154 THX 1178
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NBC= Nepotism Because she's a Clinton

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:10 | 4853317 machineh
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You'd think $600K would be enough to pay for a face transplant.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:25 | 4853928 _SILENCER
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hahaha  Good one!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:48 | 4853157 Buckaroo Banzai
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Should help defray the cost of her plastic surgeries. But when Webb Hubbel is your biological father, and Hitlery is your mother,  I guess you need all the help you can get in the looks department.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:06 | 4853255 Canadian Dirtlump
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The prospect of face transplants has made herculian strides in the last few years but agreed. Either way these pieces of shit with eyes look forward to an infernal fate that can't come soon enough.


This generational satanic witch and the demonic ham wallet from whence she was spawned need to be seen on pay per view in a town square, in stocks, with a hooded guy following the malleus maleficarum on them.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:14 | 4853361 Four chan
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christ that was beautiful, kudos.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 14:36 | 4854309 RafterManFMJ
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Webb Hubbel?

I was thinking Vince Foster.

"The newspaper reports that Mr Clinton persuaded Mrs Broaddrick to have coffee with him in her hotel room during a conference of nursing home administrators in 1978. She alleges that he then forced her on to the bed, where he held her down, bit her lips and raped her.

When it was over, Mrs Broaddrick claims, Mr Clinton told her that she should not worry because he was sterile due to a bout of childhood mumps."

Must be hard being a lesbian, faking a marriage, and trying to figure out what sperm donor would provide the best ROI... A well, to get far in politics you must ape the common dynamics, so a child was needed...sacrifices must be made...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:05 | 4853290 rubiconsolutions
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Hey, quit picking on her. She had to help her parents with their house(s) payments because they were broke when they left the White House. It's hard to make it without a staff of hundreds and an entire air force at your disposal to get around. 



Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:03 | 4853765 JR
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Chelsea Clinton: Dad's actions 'taught me the importance of doing right' (VIDEO – June 13, 2014, The Washington Examiner

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:10 | 4853325 NOTW777
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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:19 | 4853389 rwe2late
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how does that compensation package compare to the one given Biden's son?

Or doesn't equal pay apply here?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:50 | 4853638 Kirk2NCC1701
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<-- NBC will not report this fact

<-- NBC will report this fact

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:43 | 4853126 alien-IQ
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????????????????????????

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:48 | 4853155 MeMongo
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Can anyone imagine a child reared from her with the father being John Kerry?

Sorry Mungo tardo!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:44 | 4853127 Winston Churchill
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Just her income from the Duchy of New York.

All royalty does it.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:50 | 4853177 WillyGroper
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Well, she did marry into the "Fambly".

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:47 | 4853132 quasimodo
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Just another spoiled, connected brat who will grow up contributing NOTHING of actual benefit to least the society that most of us live in.

Edit............ok, so the bottom of the article pretty much says verbatim what I just did.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:45 | 4853133 slotmouth
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Let's not forget about Hunter Biden.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:45 | 4853134 The Duke of New...
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The life of a "Mafia Princess" ... if we were ony so lucky.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:43 | 4853581 Christophe2
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Well, seeing how all these 'elites' are victims of MK-ULTRA-type abuse (which makes them programmable and 'trusted'), I would say in fact that they are the most unlucky people on the planet, in fact!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:46 | 4853136 Flakmeister
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Good work if you can get it...

Wonder what kind of money the Bush daughters rake in, when they are not drunk of course...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:17 | 4853380 GeorgeHayduke
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Maybe they pay Chelsea that amount because she can at least read the script and pronounce the words in public?

Gotta love how all the free market promoters hate to see someone they despise making better, easier money than they do.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:25 | 4853444 SWCroaker
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lovely thing about freedom; you can despise whom you want, for whatever reasons.    I only have issue when the target is ill chosen, AND/OR someone's personal property rights get violated.   Anything outside that is fair game.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:27 | 4853456 schatzi
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Free market implies fair competition. Cronyism has fuck-all to do with fair competition or free market.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:37 | 4853529 Flakmeister
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Well, did you think for a moment that the Clinton name would be good for a small ratings bump, i.e. increased ad fees?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:39 | 4853543 GeorgeHayduke
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Cronyism is everywhere in this system. Is there any question that the only qualification W. Bush had for being president was the fact that he was pulled from Barbara Bush's crotch? Cronyism at its finest, and so it continues...

As for Chelsea being paid well to appear on program, it's all part of the distraction to keep the slaves willfully stupid and obedient. I've given up on them. Although, from the comments above it appears some still feel outrage when presented with the same old, same old.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:52 | 4853659 NidStyles
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You would have been fine if you stopped at "Cronyism is everywhere".

Doesn't matter which label for which system you wish to put on it, it will always be there as long as you rely on a system to govern instead of yourself. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:06 | 4853782 GeorgeHayduke
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Not just govern. If there were only businesses (and these highly sought, yet never existent open and purely free markets) and no government are we to believe cronyism would not exist somehow? Hence the reason I put modern Tea Party-type libertarianism in the myth category. It's poorly thought out. They could benefit nicely by reading some of the earlier, true anarchists, but those authors go well beyond the scope and freedom imagined by today's self styled libertarians.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:46 | 4853137 onewayticket2
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"Dead Broke..."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:46 | 4853140 oddjob
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When are her hatchlings due?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:58 | 4853240 john39
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next blood moon?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:46 | 4853142 kchrisc
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Propaganda media is definitely the complicit media.


"Cover for their crimes, pay the same punishment."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:47 | 4853146 PlusTic
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$600,000 salary was for "access" to her parents...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:55 | 4853221 onewayticket2
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ZACTLY.  the payoff will come down the road....just far enough out that the dots will not be connected.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:21 | 4853893 kchrisc
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That's a lot of money to ask one's parents if they are sociopathic thieves and killers. Especially high, when everyone knows the answer.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:47 | 4853147 Grande Tetons
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Really, anybody shocked? Crickets. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:48 | 4853148 UTICA CLUB XX PURE

Corruption slut...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:49 | 4853164 Colonel Klink
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Yep, piglet doesn't drop far from the sow.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:21 | 4853409 nope-1004
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The mother is a useless insider, so is it any wonder the kid turns out to be a prostitute?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:38 | 4853540 Colonel Klink
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Nope!  Parasite class breeds parasites.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:48 | 4853152 disabledvet
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Ummm..."don't forget to invest that blood money properly as well."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:51 | 4853190 MeMongo
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If she could get the same kind of deal her mom got on those hog futures, think what that roi would equate to (:-(

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:14 | 4853350 corporatewhore
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anyone know of any cattle futures? real estate venture deals like whitewater?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:49 | 4853167 alien-IQ
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I guess this is how the rich keep getting richer.

Money for Nothing is obviously more than just a Dire Straits Song. For some, it's a way of life.

The lucky sperm club strikes again!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:52 | 4853174 1stepcloser
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I'd $60 sixty to punch her mother in the nutz.  Then say that was for you daddy, then give daddy a strange but erotic kiss on the lips...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:56 | 4853223 Cacete de Ouro
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Daddy Clinton bites lips apparently, when is he raping

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:50 | 4853182 Quinvarius
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If you played the game, you are in the game, and you will be scheduled to lose with rest.  It was her choice to take the job.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:51 | 4853186 Debt-Penitent
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$600K a year.        As special correspondent, Clinton worked on service-related feature assignments for NBC’s “Rock Center with Brian Williams” until the show’s cancellation in June 2013.


Skill?  This is bull shit.


Nepotism.  I fucking hates it.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:52 | 4853191 q99x2
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Can it use a toilet or do you have to walk it?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:53 | 4853202 F.A. Hayek
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Obama gets paid around $400k to occasionally work - and even then it's just to screw a few things up in between rounds on the links. Chelsea seems to be quite lucky indeed.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:54 | 4853211 Milton Waddams
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Now, now haters, she earned it; it's hard work pretending to be productive!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:54 | 4853212 greatbeard
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Don't be too hard on her.  I think $600,000 puts her into the esteemed category of "jobs creator".  These people are to be encouraged and respected, not taxed and scorned.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:55 | 4853213 p00k1e
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Eh, what's good for the Palin's....

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:55 | 4853214 Gadfly
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You gotta be shittin' me.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:58 | 4853215 q99x2
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I wonder if Bill told her that when she was born he had to stop her mother from  triying to eat her?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:55 | 4853218 Chupacabra-322
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General Electric sure knows how to pick'm.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:55 | 4853220 Smegley Wanxalot
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And yet still the cattle goosestep when Hillary plays the gender card.  Sheesh.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:56 | 4853225 thamnosma
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This society deserves to collapse.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:56 | 4853226 Brokenarrow
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My blood pressure is going up.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:56 | 4853227 wmbz
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Her face was made for radio and her voice was made not to be heard. Complete waste of time, as is PMSNBC!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:56 | 4853230 Peter Pan
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Why can't any of these kids be hired for the war in Iraq?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 15:26 | 4854543 newworldorder
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Wars are reserved for the children of the little people>

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:58 | 4853231 NuYawkFrankie
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re Chelsea Clinton $600,000 Annual Salary For Occasional Work

Webb Hubbell would've been so proud of her.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 11:57 | 4853233 Billy Sol Estes
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Times are hard, and you're afraid to the pay the fee

So you find yourself somebody, who will do the job for free

Like a castle in the corner, in some medieval game

I forsee terrible trouble, but you stay here just the same.

I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:00 | 4853257 NuYawkFrankie
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re Chelsea Clinton $600,000 Annual Salary For Occasional Work

Not to mention the mega-royalties she still gets for face-modelling for the original Cabbage Patch Kids

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:00 | 4853258 One of We
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Is it just me or did Chelsea just get a lot better looking?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:04 | 4853285 NuYawkFrankie
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Have you been drinking?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:07 | 4853299 Jethro
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Genetics will prevail.  She's rapidly approaching canckles and pantsuits.  Caveat emptor.  Besides, she's the spawn of sociopaths.  Regardless of how much lipstick you put on that pig, her soul is a vacant wasteland.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:17 | 4853378 Duffy Duck
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Heh heh. I like the cut of your jib, sailor. 
Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:27 | 4853458 alien-IQ
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Money has been making the unfuckable seem attractive for nearly 3000 years. It ain't gonna change any time soon.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:57 | 4853702 TomGa
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She still hasn't done anything about those god-awful gopher cheeks.  Guess its for packing in more nuts.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:01 | 4853260 NOTaREALmerican
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Huh,  you mean "it's not what you know, it's who you know" is actually true?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:14 | 4853356 cbxer55
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I guess we are just doomed to continue seeing this seven letter curse word for all eternity. CLINTON. The gift that keeps giving and giving. Broken t.v. sets, broken computer monitors, ulcers, .................................

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 14:07 | 4854175 ThisIsBob
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Actually, its who you blow.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:04 | 4853280 Ljoot
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No wonder my Comcast bill is so high.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:04 | 4853281 bwh1214
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"NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600,000 Annual Salary For Occasional Work"

"NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600,000 Annual Bribe For Any Spoon Fed Prapaganda the Clinton's Wanted NBC To Put Out"

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:08 | 4853311 Dingleberry
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For anyone to ever to doubt the insufferable bias of the media....

This shit would make Goebbles and Bernays blush.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:14 | 4853333 TicoTiger
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This is the American way. When the parents are old and either no-longer or not yet presidents, the child needs to stand up and support them so they won't need to be humiliated and apply for welfare or food stamps. Chelsea deserves our support for her selfless actions. 

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:13 | 4853345 Itchy and Scratchy
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Apples don't fall far from the tree!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:14 | 4853352 Duffy Duck
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You know something - she is very, very fuckable.


For some reason, I bet she has a meaty vulva - like a cartoon cigar exploded.  I love that shit, although I also favor the bullshit-free slit common to many Thai women.


Hi oh!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:15 | 4853366 cbxer55
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Shaved, hairy, or racing stripe?   ;-)

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:18 | 4853384 Itchy and Scratchy
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I'm betting the Ivy League Vine!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:33 | 4853507 Duffy Duck
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I bet you she's got the Hitler moustache thing goin', classy WASP like her...

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:14 | 4853359 autofixer
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This is how political graft and corruption is done in Amerika.  The crony pays your child for a job for which they are not qualified, gives your wife a no-show job at a hospital, pays you $8 million for a vapid book or pays you millions for a 10 minute speech.  We are so much better than those 3rd world banana republics where they pay the corrupt politicians directly, right?  

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:16 | 4853364 Duffy Duck
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Also, Hillary would be interesting to lay just to hear what the escaping dust and ghosts would sound like.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:16 | 4853367 optimator
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All those cruel comments are uncalled for.  She's just getting a little internship before GE moves her to CNBC where she'll really make the big bucks (just on inside info alone.)

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:16 | 4853369 FeralSerf
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See what can happen when there's no minimum wage to hold them back.

I wonder how long she had to work twirling that sign in front of a pizza parlor before she got promoted.

Ain't America great -- the true Land of Opportunity!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:17 | 4853377 Itchy and Scratchy
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Lips like Monica! Coincidence?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:17 | 4853382 Wahooo
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Standing by the road munching grass.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:20 | 4853408 TabakLover
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...... and the Bush girl's found their jobs by applying annonymously.   Love the hypocricy here.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:36 | 4853523 Duffy Duck
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What do you think hypocrisy means?

Do you think it means anytime someone posts an article or comment about Democratic shenanigans?  But, you also probably think - when outlets like HuffPo and the NYT and Slate pound almost exclusively on 'conservative' judges and politicians - that's just being fair, right?

I bet you do.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:08 | 4853805 BeetleBailey
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HuffPoop is the lousiest net site in existance.

Newser - the NYT answer to idiocy..comes in close.

Lousy with liberal assholes and complete fucking morons....

Slate...Salon....all run by fucking douche bags....

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:04 | 4853773 Emergency Ward
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Some Clinton campaign staff failed to scroll down through the article and missed something:


"But before NBC is accused of pandering solely to democrats, recall that in 2009 NBC Universal, it hired George W. Bush’s daughter Jenna Bush Hager to serve as a correspondent on the “Today” show. In 2011, it hired Sen. John McCain’s daughter Meghan McCain as a contributor on MSNBC."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:24 | 4853434 NoWayJose
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I have seen a few of her interviews - very ordinary..  What they are paying for is her connections to the elite, with the hope of her being able to get in to someone who would otherwise not bother talkng with the network.  Of course, this flies in the face of the 'modern independent woman' as she is merely hanging onto the coattails of her parents

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:24 | 4853435 Inthemix96
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$600,000 grand a year, or $12,000 a week for an inbred idiot spawn of an inbred idiot spawn to spout platitudes and bullshit for an association that knows no other?

Well what a fucking suprise.

These detestible pieces of fucking horse-shit need culled.

What does this idot cunt know about life, the way we live it?  I would place a wager right now that I have forgotten more than this filthy daft bint has ever learned.

Filth, nothing more, nothing less, in need of a noose.


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:10 | 4853815 BeetleBailey
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well said. Chelsea Cunton couldn't reason her way out of her Momma's piss soaked granny panties....

Bet the cunt can't sex men either.....Band Aid head....2x4 fuck....


Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:28 | 4853467 IronShield
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Man, now there's an apple that fell from the highest point of the phucking tree.  Damn; not only NO but HELL NO.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 13:05 | 4853778 BeetleBailey
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Just like her cunt Mom....fell off the Ugly Tree and hit every single fucking branch on the way down. Leaves too...then landed on the Ugly Tree's next door stump.

Willie is no prize either.

I have a good friend that is like the Clintons. Kinda homely...and his wife is downright battle axe-ish.

Their kids? UGLY TO THE BONE.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 14:04 | 4854161 ThisIsBob
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And hit every branch on the way down.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:30 | 4853488 Fix It Again Timmy
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Chelsea says, "I'm exhausted, I had to work 2 hours this week, and in a row, like on the same day, without breaks and no lunch..."

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:33 | 4853509 AdrenalineTrade
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Are these people even capable of shame or embarassment?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:35 | 4853517 Itchy and Scratchy
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Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:36 | 4853525 Watts_D_Matter
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Is it me or when I stare at the name CLINTON, I see the word CUNT in there?

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:37 | 4853534 Duffy Duck
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oh...oh, that's a tumor, most likely.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:36 | 4853527 Duffy Duck
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Q. Hey what do the Clintons and the City of Boston have in common?


A. They both have an ugly Chelsea - high oh!!

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:47 | 4853608 ejmoosa
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She would have been overpaid at minimum wage.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 12:49 | 4853627 Chuck Knoblauch
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Webster's little girl made good!

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