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President Obama To Explain How He'll Really Fix Iraq This Time - Live Feed
For those playing at home, we offer a little buzzword bingo for today's impromptu Presidential press conference regarding Iraq: "line in the sand", "support", "red line", "drone", "sanctions", "kinetic", "sternly worded email", "no one could have seen this coming", and "boots on the ground." We suspect it's going to be another long-weekend for war correspondents... and journalists (which means it must be time to dump VIX and BTFWWIII).
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Hash tag bitchez.
how did Iraq break in the first place? who broke it?
why did they break it?
We've got these Shiite infidel scum on the run! ALLAHU AKBAR!
Oh Look...the community organizer is LATE again......who would have known? This is so funny to watch the empty field...
I think Uday and Kusai pissed Bush off by hanging pictures of his daughters up next to the K-Y jelly and paper towels.
Wow, he used the terrrrist word.
Why the shift in narrative?
DaddyO
its on this weekend go long oil short markets.
Only Obama can micromanage the free ponzi world!
has anybody asked the people of Iraq what they want?
Viagra doesn't make McCain this hard!
They better be careful or Obama might unfriend them on Facebook.
For fuke sake - Obama is about as useful as tits on a bull.
OBullwinkle's favorite tag line: "Watch me pull a rabbit outta my ass."
Hang on, I'm taking notes...
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Incoherent Obama speak - Military action / diplomacy/ No military action will help/ Iraq's need to defend themselves. What BS!! Expect gas to be $5.00 a gallaon by july 4th.
not sending troops because those Saudi/Israeli takfiri militants are doing zato's dirty work in destroying the ME.
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/06/13/the-jewish-plan-for-the-middle-e...
The strategy is very clear. Install Sunni aligned regime, dump Iranian friendly Shia government. The high ranking Taliban admin guys just released from Gitmo can advise.
Enough said.
And then rinse&repeat when Billary is in the WH?
If the plan is to turn the "Fertile Crescent" into a wasteland, it's right on track.
The plan(IMHO):
Keep Iraqi oil in the ground.
Scare the shit of of the Shiites.
Make sure Sunnis and Shiites are evenly balanced and destroy each other in Iraq.
Destroy Assad in the slowest and most painful way possible.
Use up Hezballah's war chest in Syria.
Leave Russia holding the bag on Syria's loans.
$5+ oil sounds almost merciful... Just a downturn planned, not collapse.
When things settle down, take out the House of Saud.
I must selfishly admit that your post has put me in the best mood of any regarding this clusterfuck.
Maybe these CIA Black Ops will actually make things better for the average American for once instead of worse. Or perhaps, at least, less bad...
It's a multi-faceted business plan;
* Create artifical oil shortage: pump oil prices & oil stocks.
* Break everything: then get no-bid cotrracts and have US taxpayers fund expensive re-construction projects.
Can you imagine being that guy standing next to the chopper not being able to move....What a pawn. Nice job buddy.
Well, being a Marine myself, I can honestly tell you, that the Marine hates what he's doing. He'll follow orders though. I can almost guarantee you that he's the low man on the totem pole or lost a bet. If he were able to just do what he wanted, he'd taco punch that halfrican catamite right in the mangina.
Is your friend aware that his "orders" are, from a Constitutional and Nuremberg Principle IV point of view, unlawful?
Cocksucker in chief needs to get the fuck off the stage.
But I like to watch monkeys fucking a football.
If I was Iran´s top turban, I´d go for broke and, after absorbing all the screaming banshees around Basra into my new Army of the 12th Imam, I´d march my way north through Bagdad, link up with my quds force and Iranian Revolutionary Guard troops already in country, and slaughter the entire lot all the way to Mosul. After the counter-blitzkrieg, then I would bypass the Kurds, and fight heading east, mopping up all the way to Damascus, while Hezbollah and Assad join in on the offensive. Game Over.
Obama....you fuck...FLy that chopper in and do some Rambo shit with Michelle and your daughters...show us how to lead from example...don't send our guys into this hell hole AGAIN...Peace prize Fucker!
If he's going to use a vehicle as a comedic prop for his press performance, the Marine Corps Band should grow some ballz and start playing the Entrance of the Gladiators instead of Hail to the Chief whenever Obozo shows up.
badonviller marsch would be more appropriate.
They should kick off Yakety Sax (aka the Benny Hill theme song), have him walk in super-fast and start patting Biden on his head.
For the MTV/YouBoob generations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g094B573iWI
(Yes, it actually started out as a military march before the organ grinders got a hold of it.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s
"Here's the plan: my army of trained rats will lead the charge, and my scabies will protect our flank."
-Final Sacrifice
I was against the war before I was for the war.
"Quantity is a quality all it's own." Joseph Stalin.
Now let me be perfectly clear. It was Bush's fault.
Now let me be clear, we are going to discuss and think and stuff about the stuff that is happening and may happen or has possibly thought to have happened and we are going to consider it for some time and stuff.
which one?
Is he brandishing a crayon and talking about Red Lines yet?
And Cheney's.
The Democrats are guilty of being gutless when it came to standing up to the Republicans. Everyone in the world but the Republicans knew that invading Iraq was a bad idea.
Sorry midtowng, that argument rings hollow. We're almost 6 years into a democratic presidency which had total legislative control for two years. When is it gonna be Obummer's fault?
This admin has left death and destruction throughout the world and not one libtard has stepped up and denounced dear leader like they have Bush.
I'm no fan of the Bushes or the Cheneys or other oligarchical families and am tired of the blame game. When is the buck gonna stop and someone take full and complete responsibility?
Enough already, Rome is burning...
DaddyO
Let me be perfectly clear.
Remember Little Bighorn?
Now we have Little Big Butthead.
"BTFWWIII"
LMAO...Thats funny
Obama: "Lets see, 'Who' is on first, and 'What' is on second, and 'Don't Know" is on third...I'm confused."
CIA-Obama will not be ordered by his CIA and Israeli handlers to bomb the CIA's "terrorists" in Iraq.
kc
"Everything you wanted to know about Iraq but were afraid to ask"... This is beyond evil and it just proves we're living on the 3rd layer of Hell.
Question is: How will Ass-Puppet-in-Chief or should I say his handlers keep all these plates spinning and in total control of them is anybody's guess?...
Meanwhile back in Ukraine...
Will someone please get this scrotum off my TV screens just for one fucking day.
This fucker is more usefulon a basketball court than he is as a leader.
How doesit go now.....oh, that's right....FUCK YOU OBAMA!!
You've seen him play hoops? Bath House Barry sucks & has no outside J.
It's been 5 years of daily torture. I do everything I can to avoid even hearing his voice. I've laughed at some of our "leaders", been enraged by them as well, but I deeply detest this fuck.
Bush's voice used to annoy the crap out of me, but at least it wasn't a daily occurrence. Listening to Zero's daily drone is fucking awful.
why do Bush's and Clinton's keep getting elected?
aren't there candidates with other last names?
Elected isn't the word I would use. That implies that voters have choices and affect the outcome. Selected might be a more appropriate word.
Exactly, Doc, he's shoved down our throats by his media every single fucking day on every subject under the moon.
Let me just point out that this is the sort of activity one expects when one lives in a world awash with oil. Booming abundance is what does this.
Hell, if oil were scarce, there would be tensions and constant bloodshed to deal with, that only gets worse and worse and worse.
Blunder run replaced thunder run
Waiting for Obama to "fix" anything that concerns your safety in Iraq?
Be afraid, very afraid.
Kebab sanctions are coming.
WH will prohibit selling pork to ISIS affiliates
Send Blair, Bush, all their respective families and all the war mongers who voted or agreed to this entire fuck up.
Arm them all with water pistols, pea shooters or popguns and let the infidels know they're on their way to sort them out.
The tragedy of the circumstance?
You're wrong.
It would not have mattered who did what.
Relentless, inexorable oil decline would caused all this regardless of who did what.
There is no solution for oil scarcity. It will only get worse. There will never be improvement.
Don't forget the greasiest man on the planet, Paul Wolfowitz, who now lives under a slimy rock.
Does he share the rock with the Kagans?
"Canon Ball Flag Day" ?? WTF. someone has a flag with a canon ball on it ? Have we been invaded and taken over last night by the united canon balls? Was this produced by the "The Onion". Wow; I bet Putin is really worried.
Actually getting rid of Saddam was not a problem. It was the idiotic decision to attempt to create "democracy" in a Muslim country riven by ethnic and religious differences. Had they hung Saddam and lined up the next Iraqi general as strongman, with the message to forget about WMDs, the US would have been in and out of Iraq in 6 months and it would still be a stable country. It was "nation building" that cost most of the money and virtually all of the lives.
You guys are BURTAL, LOL. However Obama is getting exactly what he deserves. MAYBE if he had not codifyied the Bush Admin. illegal activities we would be here today!!
This fucker makes Bush look like a piker.
Curious..... I don't see any anti-war protest marches in the streets. I wonder why that is?
Doc, that is failure of right and left and in-between. It is a failure of the American people as a whole.
I'm confident that eventually we will manage to pour into the streets but, until then, we have the "leadership" our inactivity deserves.
You forgot "#powerfulhashtag".
Why does it need fixing?
You and your history. I thought those were redacted and memory holed. Somebody's slacking off...
Same people who are asleep at the wheel at WH.
Evil and/or criminal incompetence is generally... incompetent. It triumph not because it is strong, but because good becomes week.
BULLSHIT!
Enough have died already!
DaddyO
ISIL.....President just said the operate in Iraq and SYRIA. There's the next angle to try to get back into the Syrian war by the US. Since faux poison gas attacks didn't work.
Guy should get the Nobel prize for LYING.
They DO operate in Syria and Iraq; the L is for The Levant. Whether this excuse is used to justify action in Syria or not, it is not a lie.
Iraq is in chaos and has been since it was invaded by the US & UK governments in 2003.
I'm now beginning to understand what GW Bush meant when he said "Mission Accomplished".
Lord Deliver Us from This Criminal Imbecile.
Obama, you fucking warmongering lunatic, who do you think you are, George W Bush !?!?
In terms of screwing things up, Obama has surpassed W Bush. I think congratulations are in order actually. W Bush set the bar fairly high, but Obama vaulted that bitch like it was nothing, and that just on foreign policy. In every other area of leadership and policy, Obama has set the record on arrogance, incompetence and sheer willful ignorance.
As if either of them have any REAL decision making power. POTUS get's to choose what particular interest group to throw some financial favors and where his library gets built. That's about it. Banks and Corps decide all else...
Intensive diplomacy. What the fuck is that?
The opposite of extensive. So, I guess that means spending all your time talking to a small number of countries, rather than a large number.
Third time's the charm....
keep the sheep fully informed ..yeah right
Goodbye BAGHDAD while remaining vigilant.
How pissed off are the parents, families and current and former military of everywhere who stepped foot in IRAQ in the last decade?
As pissed off as all the dumbasses who stepped foot in Vietnam.
They didn't have a choice, they were drafted.
And the current patriots enlisted to spread freedom to the 10th century sand-people?
They could have gone to prison instead.
"I-Rock is now overrun with vicious terrists! Mission Accomplished!"
How much for "mess I inherited"?
Look, if it wasn't for Rambo, the US would have lost Vietnam.
Does this generation have what takes to find its OWN Rambo? Mind sure did.
This goddamn generation are a bunch of panzies, that's what's wrong.
This generation has RamBozo. "Thankyouverymucheverybody"
The plan is to send our latest blackhawk and APC to Bagdad then leave town so our Al Qaeda ISIS friends can use them to attack Syria and Iran. After the mission is accomplished there are plenty of time to stir up shit among the ISIS, breaking them down into a number of easily controlable isis and isntisnts . Then Gods chosen poeple can finally feel at ease.
Israel uber alle !
Meanwhile Obumpma declares : I am going to hold my breath till my face turns red. Al Qaeda must go.blah blah blah ha ha ha.
When life parodies parody:
"The plan is to send our latest blackhawk and APC to Bagdad then leave town so our Al Qaeda ISIS friends can use them"
Might be a good plan. http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/06/isis-iraq-humvees-captured/
That poor sap has to stand at attention behind the blowhard the entire time the blather spews
Other words: "apoplectic," "massively incompetent," "shovel ready" (as in flinging manure to the public at a press conference), "classified," "under review," "unforseen," "blue ribbon panel," "CIA resources." No mention will be made of NSA or Joint Chiefs total incompetence is not filing reports that Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki filled the Army top command with his Shiite friends, who then set about looting everything that wasn't nailed down. Wouldn't want anyone to compare Maliki with Obama.
I wonder what our allies around the world think we should do, and if they are preparing to help, since 90% of the energy/oil produced there goes to them.
Oh thats right, they are watching soccor, drinking and having fun with each other.
We don't have any allies around the world. We've done a damn fine nod if pissing off just about everybody.
The Laurel and Hardy video had genuine genius in it.
As opposed to watching Assclown in Chief and his Cronies.
This, before he takes off for the Annenberg estate in Rancho Mirage for a relaxing weekend:
http://www.desertsun.com/story/news/2014/06/06/michelle-barack-obama-pal...
"We cannot, WILL NOT, let these brutal terrists overrun Iraq and put at jeopardy the sacrifices made by the American people....now watch this drive!"
Obviously, this is a quote from the teleprompter, and not the idiot that reads from it...
"Ah, great food, great dope...and Reggie!!!!"
Being an idiot is excusable. What is not excusable is being an arrogant idiot.
Blah blah blah covert blah blah blah
IMHO this was a CIA op to ensure that American troops would wind up based in Iraq, something Obama was unable to accomplish by US SOP.
could be putin
Why? This action threatens Iran and Syria (whom Russia supports) and brings Americans back into Iraq on Russia's border. What's the upside for Putin?
Closer ties with Iran? If Iraq is unstable, Iran is going to curry favor with the Iraqi shia. If Iraq breaks apart, the shia state will almost undoubtedly become a puppet regime for Iran. If there is oil/NG in that state, it'll be sold to the Russians, then the Chinese.
The risk of having US bases in Iraq is too great. Besides, Iraq was already sucking up to Iran.
I agree with you about the CIA releasing the hounds - Al Qaeda is a CIA operation - http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/04/20/the-cias-founding-of-al-qaeda-do... but I disagree with the reason - Obama Et Al have wanted to enter Syria to solidify a Muslim Brotherhood Caliphate for years - he has begged congress on several occasions - Iraq is a ploy to spill over into Syria.
Perhaps. However, Iraq is the first nation to have experienced America's "nation-building" efforts and not subsequently hosted American troops on a permanent basis. It sets a bad precedent for the world's only superpower.
Well I thought Obama sounded frustrated and broke
No, man, he's just like, stoned on good weed, man.
Will this excuse me from jury duty?
Change You Can Believe In
Is he done shitting out of his mouth yet? Can I turn the volume back up on my laptop?
He sounded a lot like my mom when i put a baseball through my 3rd window.
The liar in chief - helping the Muslim Brotherhood every step of the way
Summary of Obama's comments:
- These people have been fighting each other for a long time, and our own military action cannot fix the problems in Iraq, they need to figure these things out on their own.
- It's not easy to rebuild a country that we've destroyed through war.
- While things are moving very quickly in Iraq, we have no idea what to do, so don't expect a quick response.
Sounds a little bit different from prior statements:
We won't be seeing reruns of those clips on CNN and the rest of his whore media. Would make some fun campaign ads though.
wh@re - might not like what she's doing but does it for money.
US mainstream media is a sadomasochistic abused b..ch busily humping the boot that kicks it.
LOL, a more apt description for sure.
Here's some released footage of Obama's special forces on a covert infiltration of ISIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0ngZmVdAA
Reality unfortunately is that ISIS infiltrated the Obama's proxy's force to fight Syria...
We will not be sending troops back into Iraq. We will send Blackwater instead.
#hashtags!
as in
#Ismoketwojointsinthemorning
#Ismoketwojointsatnight
#Ismoketwojointsintheafternoon
#itmakesmefeelalright
#Ismoketwojointsintimeofpeace
#Andtwointimeofwar
#IsmoketwojointsbeforeIsmoketwojoints
#AndthenIsmoketwomore.
Obama, just a few questions.
The mainstream lying machine is quick to get behind the President. Chief instrument of "managed" news, the NY Times, leads with its online headline "Revered Shiite Cleric Calls Iraq to Arms."
The "revered Shiite cleric" they are referring to is the very same Al-Sistani the NY Times called a tool of terrorism in 2004.
They have no shame and have complete contempt for the people who buy and read their rag.
Another 3 trillion printed dollars should do the trick,not to mention the 50,000 solgers we may lose.
"If I have to pull out this red Sharpie!"
A good thing, that WallStreet pushed Kenya Obanana for president.
Its at least a good joke every time he tries to have a say.
"I volunteered to run for the WH, but I did not know about this stuff. Bush left me holding the bag. It's all his fault. I did not knw anything about this until I read the newspaper this morning."
"Also, somebody has been reducing our military power and even reducing our nukes! Nobody tells me anything around here, so you will have to be patient. I have to get back to Drudge to find out what's going on."
So the people rebelling against the US puppet regime in Baghdad are all "Al Qaeda," huh?
How convenient.
Meanwhile, the terrorists we're arming/funding in Syria are "rebels" and those opposing the Banksters, oligarchs, and neofascist puppet regime in Kiev are "militants" with no legitimacy, eh?
Maybe.
But maybe not, friends.
My guess is that the Iraqi people (and army) don't like either the American Puppet regime or ISIS.
"puppet regimes" do what you tell them. The Iraqi government hasn't been dancing to Obama's tune, even though it was US blood and money that put them there.
So the people rebelling against the US puppet regime in Baghdad are all "Al Qaeda," huh?
How convenient.
Meanwhile, the terrorists we're arming/funding in Syria are "rebels" and those opposing the Banksters, oligarchs, and neofascist puppet regime in Kiev are "militants" with no legitimacy, eh?
Maybe.
But maybe not, friends.
So essentially Iran will take over Iraq. Who is Iran's best friend, Syria's too?
How's Mr Nobel Kenyan's 'world peace' thing workin' out for him?
I married Isis on the 5th day of May
But I could not hold on to her very long
The only real hope to keep Iraq from completely falling is to send in a Rapid Deployment Force and stop them before they get to Baghdad. The only way to ever hold territory is with boots on the ground. Drones and airstrikes are not going to work when the rebels are driving pickup trucks and are dressed like the civilian population. Obama can either move immediately, or will have the choice between another major war to regain the country - or abandoning it entirely to the rebels.
Too late. It'll be over in 2-5 weeks, except for the siege of Baghdad which will feature a humanitarian crisis via starvation and attrition.
I just hope the rooftop of the American embassy in Baghdad can hold multiple helicopters and the new V-22 Ospreys. The folks there I'm afraid are going to need it. The one big difference between Saigon and this time is the muslims have figured out that the helicopters in the compound rooftop will be vulnerable to RPG's while they load up, I'm afraid. Just like Somalia.
IMHO they won't do a frontal attack into the city. They have some good ex-Iraqi Army field grade officers running the campaign towards Baghdad Rumor has it they already are using the captured Apaches as low CAP and limited interdiction forces. They will just sorround the capital and let it starve a while while they go South towards Basra and the oil money. It'll be a good "humanitarian crisis" for the press and the bleeding heart liberals in the West to fret about.
Obama said there is now a threat to American interests. So there must be a threat to the oil supply. The US doesn't give a shit about who runs Iraq as long as international oil companies control the flow of oil and it is traded in USD.
Do you realy believe he cares about the US dollar?
If one looks at a pre WWI map of the Middle East, it pretty much explains the current ISIS surge and occupation in Iraq and Syria. 100 years of Western nation building is going down the toilet as the region reverts back to their historical religious and tribal boundaries.
The US and Colonial Western Europe countries were arrogant fools to think they could turn overturn the centuries-old tribal/religious bonds and blood feuds. It is truly frightening how inept the US politicians and miltary decision making process has become. There were probably many seasoned employees in the State Department who could have enlightened the generals and politicians over beers (off the record) how this whole debacle was going to end.