Chart Of The Day: All The President's Golf Games

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With the president stuck schmoozing with donors, house hunting, and always improving his short game (like right now), while the US is preparing to launch the third war of Iraqi liberation  (from the same Al Qaeda Jihadists the US is arming across the border in Syria), the question on everyone's mind is a simple one: whose golf game is better: Obama's or Dubya's.

The answer, courtesy of Mark Knoller, is a no contest.


And visually:


And even further visually:

And much, much, much more

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Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:56 | 4859412 homiegot
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:06 | 4859436 remain calm
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And the real sad thing is he sucks at golf. He sucks as a leader. He sucks as a human being. He just just sucks.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:10 | 4859443 BurningFuld
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But I'll bet he was one awesome community organizer.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:12 | 4859448 BigJim
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I'm not homophobic. But he really does look very gay.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:16 | 4859456 johngaltfla
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At least the Russians understand who Obama really is....even if they did hang it off the old embassy building.

An Interesting Anti-Obama Banner Unfurled on the US Embassy in Moscow
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:42 | 4859492 Headbanger
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Man, that's a real insult to Hitler!

Der Fuhere würde seinen Booten obama Arsch in einem Herzschlag setzen!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:45 | 4859508 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, now we know how Obama entertains himself (at least in public)...  

The below article looks at entertainment content production and how it relates to entertainment consumption, limited to looking at two blogs and our local town newspaper.  A lot more hours go into consuming entertainment content vs. producing it:

"Entertainment: Content and Consumption"


Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:08 | 4859581 Skateboarder
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You will not see pictures of the fatty blunts he lights up. He's only allowed to do it inside... in the choom room, i.e. the oval orifice.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:53 | 4859883 SoberOne
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Subjugation of infiltration. 

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:55 | 4860186 jeff montanye
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the original post is very weak, and, with the exception of remain calm, who did not offer a link (i agree with the non-golfer points, he does badly suck), the first comments are also off topic.

does the ratfuck play golf better than george?  it's not important but it was the question highlighted by the original post.  

he plays way more golf than george did, but does he play it better? he can sink a long roundball shot, at least sometimes.  he's a soulless murderer and reflexive liar but what's his handicap (other than no conscience which is both a handicap and a real leg up)?

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:02 | 4860207 franzpick
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Drive for show. LIE FOR DOUGH.

It's not about golf.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:53 | 4859535 kowalli
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banner words from rus to eng -


dead children

crushed embassy

this is not democracy

this is fascism
full banner Russians understand that enemy is not a Nazi-ukraines (words on my link)
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:16 | 4859600 Headbanger
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Good job dude!

I just wish the Ruskies would stop being so polite about Obozo !

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:55 | 4859544 Baldrick
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that looks like Banzais work lol

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:18 | 4859459 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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WTF is homophobic?


Get a life.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:53 | 4859715 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Homophoic is anyone who does not publicly state that they love and admire gays. Even the ones who only have sex with 13 year old boys.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:01 | 4859904 PrintemDano
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Printem is one proud homophobe. Down arrow away bone smokers.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:01 | 4860203 jeff montanye
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you gentlemen do realize the guy who created tyler durden is gay, right?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:52 | 4859530 caShOnlY
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But I'll bet he was one awesome community organizer

when assholes need a leader they find one like minded.  Need I say more?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:33 | 4859489 Da Yooper
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Is that what his short game is about

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:24 | 4859626 ebworthen
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And he's a fluffer duffer.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:49 | 4859707 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Reggie Love likes his sucking the most.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:04 | 4859752 rum_runner
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"Now, look... I understand there are people who seek to criticize me .. but my failure as a politician are..are.. not the point here.  Next question."

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:56 | 4859891 Jahbulon
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Ok "remain calm," now that rant was funny.....I don't care who you are......

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 09:11 | 4860866 Common_Cents22
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do you really think he likes to play golf?   


i think he plays so he can hide from media and responsibility for 6 hours at a time.   I wouldn't be surprised if he has some gay lovin and choom ganging in the clubhouse either.   Oh the tales the secret service will tell soon.

does he meet w/ muslim brotherhood there?  crony lobbyists?   


there is MUCH MORE to this than him liking to play golf.    MUCH MORE.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:55 | 4859413 RafterManFMJ
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Still plenty of time to cement the record; GO OBLAMO, GO!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:11 | 4859445 Mr Pink
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The wookie would out drive Olimpwrist by 100 yards. Not to mention she probably has a bigger dick

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:26 | 4859476 Berspankme
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The wookie plays strap on with jarrett while Osoftdick plays golf with reg

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:35 | 4859496 Headbanger
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Oh fuckin A!  Good shit.


No where did I leave my scotch??

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:03 | 4859908 PrintemDano
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You do mean "golf", &  not golf I'm sure...

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:54 | 4859727 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Olimpwrist--- + 100. First time I have read that one. I am stealing it.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:57 | 4859416 Racer
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He isn't the one who makes the decisions, Goddam Suckers et al do, so the Obomber bides his time waiting for their commands

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:57 | 4859418 Grande Tetons
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Bush prentended that he was not a puppet. Obama left the pretending part behind. 

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:00 | 4859425 Berspankme
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He really looks faggy while golfing. REGGIE!!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:09 | 4859439 Seasmoke
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Have you seen him lifting weights yet ???

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:40 | 4859505 you enjoy myself
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can you even call that lifting?  that was prancercise with wrist weights.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:53 | 4860183 Jethro
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Prancercise is actually less sassy.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:59 | 4859900 FredFlintstone
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That is one of the funnest fucking videos I have ever seen. He should be impeached on the spot for that. Who could ever look him in the eye and not laugh their ass off? What world leader would ever take him seriously if they ever did? Having that video escape into cyberspace is an act of high treason.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:18 | 4859460 Dr. Engali
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Ever seen him throw out a pitch or ride a bike in his mom jeans? He is more girl than man.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:23 | 4859624 mademesmile
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As a mom of 3 girls, we take great offense at that remark!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:02 | 4859430 sysin3
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My guess is that George W. is no better at golf than he is at English, or painting. Why do it, if you suck at it ?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:40 | 4859506 knukles
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Actually, W has a pretty low handicap, as does his bro, Jeb....  Good sticks

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:04 | 4860211 jeff montanye
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yes, finally on point.  do we have to get the nsa involved?

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 08:50 | 4860797 Froman
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Apparently you did not catch that your savior Obozo cannot spell RESPECT since he flubbed it at the Aretha Franklin tribute nor did you catch that he does not know basic geography since he cannot tell the difference between the Gulf Coast of the United States and the Atlantic Coast.  Additionally, I don't recall any other President in history not being able to repeat the oath of office correctly twice.  Go back to sleep now your EBT funds should be arriving anytime. 

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:03 | 4859431 Berspankme
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Seems hes with that Wolf asshole from UBS a lot

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:06 | 4859434 naughtius maximus
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A graph that starts at zero for once. Thought I'd never see this on zerohedge.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:08 | 4859438 Itch
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Bush probably thought they were asking him to play Gulf...fool me once wont feel shame again.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:12 | 4859447 BurningFuld
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Very punney.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:11 | 4859442 Dutch
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Well, that's 175 occasions in which he couldn't screw up something that matters.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:14 | 4859450 LetThemEatRand
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Worst.  President.  Ever.  And I thought W could not be beat.  Congrats Zero.  You're number 1!

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