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Chart Of The Day: All The President's Golf Games

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With the president stuck schmoozing with donors, house hunting, and always improving his short game (like right now), while the US is preparing to launch the third war of Iraqi liberation  (from the same Al Qaeda Jihadists the US is arming across the border in Syria), the question on everyone's mind is a simple one: whose golf game is better: Obama's or Dubya's.

The answer, courtesy of Mark Knoller, is a no contest.


And visually:


And even further visually:

And much, much, much more


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Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:56 | 4859412 homiegot
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:06 | 4859436 remain calm
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And the real sad thing is he sucks at golf. He sucks as a leader. He sucks as a human being. He just just sucks.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:10 | 4859443 BurningFuld
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But I'll bet he was one awesome community organizer.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:12 | 4859448 BigJim
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I'm not homophobic. But he really does look very gay.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:16 | 4859456 johngaltfla
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At least the Russians understand who Obama really is....even if they did hang it off the old embassy building.

An Interesting Anti-Obama Banner Unfurled on the US Embassy in Moscow
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:42 | 4859492 Headbanger
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Man, that's a real insult to Hitler!

Der Fuhere würde seinen Booten obama Arsch in einem Herzschlag setzen!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:45 | 4859508 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, now we know how Obama entertains himself (at least in public)...  

The below article looks at entertainment content production and how it relates to entertainment consumption, limited to looking at two blogs and our local town newspaper.  A lot more hours go into consuming entertainment content vs. producing it:

"Entertainment: Content and Consumption"


Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:08 | 4859581 Skateboarder
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You will not see pictures of the fatty blunts he lights up. He's only allowed to do it inside... in the choom room, i.e. the oval orifice.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:53 | 4859883 linniepar
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Subjugation of infiltration. 

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:55 | 4860186 jeff montanye
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the original post is very weak, and, with the exception of remain calm, who did not offer a link (i agree with the non-golfer points, he does badly suck), the first comments are also off topic.

does the ratfuck play golf better than george?  it's not important but it was the question highlighted by the original post.  

he plays way more golf than george did, but does he play it better? he can sink a long roundball shot, at least sometimes.  he's a soulless murderer and reflexive liar but what's his handicap (other than no conscience which is both a handicap and a real leg up)?

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:02 | 4860207 franzpick
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Drive for show. LIE FOR DOUGH.

It's not about golf.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:53 | 4859535 kowalli
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banner words from rus to eng -


dead children

crushed embassy

this is not democracy

this is fascism
full banner Russians understand that enemy is not a Nazi-ukraines (words on my link)
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:16 | 4859600 Headbanger
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Good job dude!

I just wish the Ruskies would stop being so polite about Obozo !

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:55 | 4859544 Baldrick
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that looks like Banzais work lol

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:18 | 4859459 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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WTF is homophobic?


Get a life.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:53 | 4859715 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Homophoic is anyone who does not publicly state that they love and admire gays. Even the ones who only have sex with 13 year old boys.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:01 | 4859904 PrintemDano
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Printem is one proud homophobe. Down arrow away bone smokers.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:01 | 4860203 jeff montanye
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you gentlemen do realize the guy who created tyler durden is gay, right?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:52 | 4859530 caShOnlY
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But I'll bet he was one awesome community organizer

when assholes need a leader they find one like minded.  Need I say more?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:33 | 4859489 Da Yooper
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Is that what his short game is about

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:24 | 4859626 ebworthen
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And he's a fluffer duffer.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:49 | 4859707 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Reggie Love likes his sucking the most.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:04 | 4859752 rum_runner
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"Now, look... I understand there are people who seek to criticize me .. but my failure as a politician are..are.. not the point here.  Next question."

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:56 | 4859891 Jahbulon
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Ok "remain calm," now that rant was funny.....I don't care who you are......

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 09:11 | 4860866 Common_Cents22
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do you really think he likes to play golf?   


i think he plays so he can hide from media and responsibility for 6 hours at a time.   I wouldn't be surprised if he has some gay lovin and choom ganging in the clubhouse either.   Oh the tales the secret service will tell soon.

does he meet w/ muslim brotherhood there?  crony lobbyists?   


there is MUCH MORE to this than him liking to play golf.    MUCH MORE.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:55 | 4859413 RafterManFMJ
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Still plenty of time to cement the record; GO OBLAMO, GO!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:11 | 4859445 Mr Pink
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The wookie would out drive Olimpwrist by 100 yards. Not to mention she probably has a bigger dick

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:26 | 4859476 Berspankme
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The wookie plays strap on with jarrett while Osoftdick plays golf with reg

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:35 | 4859496 Headbanger
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Oh fuckin A!  Good shit.


No where did I leave my scotch??

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:03 | 4859908 PrintemDano
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You do mean "golf", &  not golf I'm sure...

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:54 | 4859727 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Olimpwrist--- + 100. First time I have read that one. I am stealing it.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:57 | 4859416 Racer
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He isn't the one who makes the decisions, Goddam Suckers et al do, so the Obomber bides his time waiting for their commands

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:57 | 4859418 Grande Tetons
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Bush prentended that he was not a puppet. Obama left the pretending part behind. 

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:00 | 4859425 Berspankme
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He really looks faggy while golfing. REGGIE!!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:09 | 4859439 Seasmoke
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Have you seen him lifting weights yet ???

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:40 | 4859505 you enjoy myself
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can you even call that lifting?  that was prancercise with wrist weights.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:53 | 4860183 Jethro
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Prancercise is actually less sassy.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:59 | 4859900 FredFlintstone
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That is one of the funnest fucking videos I have ever seen. He should be impeached on the spot for that. Who could ever look him in the eye and not laugh their ass off? What world leader would ever take him seriously if they ever did? Having that video escape into cyberspace is an act of high treason.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:18 | 4859460 Dr. Engali
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Ever seen him throw out a pitch or ride a bike in his mom jeans? He is more girl than man.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:23 | 4859624 mademesmile
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As a mom of 3 girls, we take great offense at that remark!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:02 | 4859430 sysin3
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My guess is that George W. is no better at golf than he is at English, or painting. Why do it, if you suck at it ?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:40 | 4859506 knukles
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Actually, W has a pretty low handicap, as does his bro, Jeb....  Good sticks

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:04 | 4860211 jeff montanye
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yes, finally on point.  do we have to get the nsa involved?

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 08:50 | 4860797 Froman
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Apparently you did not catch that your savior Obozo cannot spell RESPECT since he flubbed it at the Aretha Franklin tribute nor did you catch that he does not know basic geography since he cannot tell the difference between the Gulf Coast of the United States and the Atlantic Coast.  Additionally, I don't recall any other President in history not being able to repeat the oath of office correctly twice.  Go back to sleep now your EBT funds should be arriving anytime. 

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:03 | 4859431 Berspankme
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Seems hes with that Wolf asshole from UBS a lot

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:06 | 4859434 naughtius maximus
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A graph that starts at zero for once. Thought I'd never see this on zerohedge.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:08 | 4859438 Itch
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Bush probably thought they were asking him to play Gulf...fool me once wont feel shame again.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:12 | 4859447 BurningFuld
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Very punney.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:11 | 4859442 Dutch
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Well, that's 175 occasions in which he couldn't screw up something that matters.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:14 | 4859450 LetThemEatRand
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Worst.  President.  Ever.  And I thought W could not be beat.  Congrats Zero.  You're number 1!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:34 | 4859495 Xibalba
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Wait till, you know, Hillary, you know, get's, you know?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:52 | 4859531 LetThemEatRand
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I have a feeling that it's going to be a race to the bottom for all Presidents from here on out, and each will win.  Hillary is a lock for future worst President ever.  So is her future opponent if he wins, whomever that may be.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:07 | 4859576 DoChenRollingBearing
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The future does NOT look good re our next President.  Not even Bearing Guy has any confidence that the R-Team would put an honorable candidate up, maybe forever now.


Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:11 | 4860232 jeff montanye
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speaking of sigh, some individuals with whom i play trivia at the american legion were comparing the answer to one question, "who were the first seven u.s. presidents?", with an unasked one, "who were the last?"

george washington, john adams, thomas jefferson, james madison, james monroe, john quincy adams, andrew jackson.

gerald ford, jimmy carter, ronald reagan, george h.w. bush, bill clinton, george w. bush, barack obama.

fill in your own blank.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:14 | 4859452 nmewn
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"See? Seeee!? Putin can't golf! So there, so, so, so, shut up!" - Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:08 | 4859582 DoChenRollingBearing
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Excellent!  I hope you get 100 greens for that...

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:19 | 4859606 knukles
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She didn't really say that, did she?
Fuck me, that I gotta ask is an indica of just how bizarre this whole place has become....

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:47 | 4859695 nmewn
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No, she didn't...not out loud ;-)

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 08:41 | 4860776 GeezerGeek
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I think she also said that she can see Havana from her back yard. Well, maybe that was Little Havana.

DWS. Dumb When Speaking.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:14 | 4859453 Ban KKiller
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What's par for this hole?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:17 | 4859457 Berspankme
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I hear reggie hits 2 holes in one poke

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:19 | 4859462 Al Huxley
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Well, the world may be going to shit, but at least he's having a good time in office.  Glad he's able to make time to have fun, and not get all caught up in his work.  YOLO, right?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:52 | 4859879 Nick Jihad
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We should all follow his example, and Enjoy The Decline.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:20 | 4859464 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Obama is a marketing campaign gone awry.

Globalization means they make more money off of some poor shlep in the 3rd world than they do from you, but they still need your vote, so STFU and be happy w/ your trinkets.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:21 | 4859465 buzzsaw99
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looking at the stills of owebomba's bent left elbow and flying right elbow on the backswing i assure you he sucks at golf but he probably cheats on his scorecard the same way he does with the cpi numbers. besides, when was the last time we had a potus who was good at anything?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:17 | 4859601 knukles
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Da buzzman knoz (high five)
Yeah, and that link showing the swing of W's up in the first comment.. he knows how to hit a ball...

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:58 | 4859736 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Clinton was/is the best unfaithfull husband on the planet. He got more "strange" as POTUS than Kennedy.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:17 | 4860247 jeff montanye
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and with a smaller penis, according to paula jones and the law of averages.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:23 | 4859470 bonin006
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I feel cheated. The question was:

"the question on everyone's mind is a simple one: whose golf game is better: Obama's or Dubya's."

and the article completely ignores this. Of course there is a correlation between practice and skill but the number of games played in no way proves who is the better golfer, or as Mark Twain put it, the better walk spoiler.


Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:18 | 4860250 jeff montanye
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thank you.  i can put the computer to sleep.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:23 | 4859472 Azwethinkweiz
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Putin vs. Obama...I love this clip and the music!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:32 | 4859484 Da Yooper
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Short game


WTF is he doing bonking midgets

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:32 | 4859487 Peter Pan
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I take a different view to everyone else here about Obama's golf.

In my view I would be happy if he played golf all day long and stayed away from the Whitehouse and the teleprompters.

The people of the USA have been had in what has to be the biggest case of fraud in its entire history.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:38 | 4859503 Stanley Lord
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It's Father's Day and he is not with his daughters- does anybody find that odd? or have they given up on the family charade?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:46 | 4859509 knukles
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Nor with Mrs.
And NO, I for one DO NOT find that Odd.

I expect no different.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:44 | 4859512 Headbanger
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Cause they'r not his...

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:46 | 4859516 knukles
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Dontcha mean "hers"?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:47 | 4859521 UselessEater
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Obama tells Abbott he works too hard...

I guess its tiring agreeing to dramatically expanding Australia as an open ended US military base and saying nice things about GATCA...

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:27 | 4860125 Fred Hayek
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And telling bald faced lies about U.S. gun laws. He told an australian audience that John Q. Public can just go into any U.S. gun store and buy an automatic weapon. What a load of horseshit. You can't buy a fvcking Derringer handbag pistol without a background check in the U.S. and basically no one can buy an automatic weapon. But that was the lie he told an aussie audience while saying he thinks the U.S. should have gun laws like Australia. Oh, and of course he ignored the actual statistical fact that deaths from guns are much lower than 20 years ago.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 19:48 | 4859524 Pig Circus
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Dem girls gots to be adopted. Wookie gots cock where bush pie belong.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:00 | 4859559 you enjoy myself
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given that he's been in office for 1972 days, he's golfing once every 11 days.  that's a hell of a frequency for someone who's supposed to have a demanding, round-the-clock job.  especially considering that you can't golf in the winter at Andrews. 

if golf was his only leisure activity then its bordeline justifiable.  but given the number of vacations, parties, fundraisers, and junkets he takes it's obscene.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:04 | 4859569 Who was that ma...
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He's about to get stuck in another sand trap, Iraq.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:14 | 4859596 knukles
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Nah ... it's Bush's fault

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:06 | 4859573 Dr. Gonzo
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Unlimited golf was part of their deal when he agreed to become figurehead of the rogue govenmnet in control. Nero fiddled while Rome burned. This is part of his I just don't give a shit coping mechanism he insisted on before he agreed to be stooge in comand.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:16 | 4859595 Pike Bishop
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Golf rounds/year in the US have collapsed over the past 6 years.

Record number of Course closings for the past 5 years.

Dick's Sporting Goods' revenues went negative because they have a ton of Golf inventory, and nobody is shopping at Golf Galaxys, which they also own.

Daily fees courses' rates have been virtually flat for 5 years, and they are killing their margins by running "specials" which last all season.

The irony is sublime...

This is the 21st Century Golf version of Nero fidddling.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:58 | 4859897 Everybodys All ...
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The evidence is clear. The one time wealthy middle class in this country is imploding.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:43 | 4859682 robnume
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This guy is one decadent son of a bitch!!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:45 | 4859687 Inbetween is pain
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Again, more false advertising by ZH.  The teaser paragraph promises to tell us whose golf game isbetter--Obama or Bush--but never answers that question, only who plays more golf.  ZH, why do you have to lie, too?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:53 | 4859885 FredFlintstone
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Bush captained Yale's baseball team and probably grew up around country clubs. Who do you think is better at golf?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:12 | 4859925 PrintemDano
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Oblowmo is a spastic salami handler.  Of course Bush is a better golfer.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 20:51 | 4859718 Decimus Lunius ...
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The blame is with us.  We elect hopelessy unqualified and unaccomplished narcissists and expect them to do anything beyond making sure they look good in history books.  Obama accomplished nothing of consequence up to becoming president.  He hasn't done shit since. The next one is going to be the same.  Maybe we'll get a minority woman who became a man then switched back next time.  We can really pat ourselves on the back for that one.  I mean, how enlightened of us?

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:01 | 4859744 djsmps
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I didn't vote for him in 2008 for two reasons: he was unqualified and he voted for TARP.
I didn't vote for him in 2012 because, unbelieveably, he surpassed Bush as worst president ever.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:00 | 4859741 RiskyBidness
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Barack the magic Negro!!  He couldn't make a straight, uphill 4 footer to save his life.  The only thing he is good at...... is fucking

the country in the ass!!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:13 | 4859930 PrintemDano
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Not True!  I understand he's quite the ball handler.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:26 | 4859817 kchrisc
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Golfing seems to be the sport of treasonous war-criminals.


"I may have to move my guillotine closer to a golf course."

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:45 | 4859859 D-liverSil-ver
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How many rounds did he actually have to pay for?

My guess is he poses for a picture to be framed for the clubhouse and the golf is free.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 21:50 | 4859870 honestann
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Obviously chess is beyond them.

Both just accept orders from their handlers.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:48 | 4860033 MickV
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Obama blows at golf and throws like a girl. Everything about him is a fraud.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:55 | 4860051 FredFlintstone
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Obama, Special Olympian!

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:07 | 4860089 MickV
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Obama is a good basketball player?


Another lie.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 22:59 | 4860060 cwwang
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thats how he keep peace guys... leave him alone.

Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:52 | 4860181 JuliaS
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Obama to the US is what Yeltzin was to Russia.

Perhaps our oligarchs figures this side of the world was ripe for picking.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:07 | 4860219 suprinity
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175 games @ 5 hours avg. = 875 hours or 110 (8 hour) working days. That's nearly 1/3 of a year spent playing golf. I bet if you add in time he spends watching basketball, hanging with Jay-Z & Beyonce, etc. you would find he spends more time f@c&ing around than he spends working.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 00:09 | 4860224 gregga777
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Obama is the true "Manchurian Candidate", aided and abetted by a treasonous mainstream media and treasonous deep pocketed controllers.

Why were his college records sealed? Why is he ashamed of his academic record? Is it because he was attending college as a foreign student from Indonesian using an Indonesian passport?

Was he really a Constitutional Law Scholar or was that a sham assignment? Where are the articles he wrote while Constitutional Law Professor?

Obama was originally named Barry Soetero. In his college years he apparently became Barack Obama. So, how then did his supposedly original Hawaiian report of live birth, that took several years to produce, appear with the name Barack Obama later acquired during his college years?

Obama was adopted by his Indonesian stepfather, Lolo Soetero, renamed Soebarkah and converted to Islam. His religion is listed as Islamic on papers enrolling him in school in Indonesia. Indonesia does not allow dual citizenship. Did he ever renounce Indonesian citizenship? Did he ever convert back to Christianity? Is he not only a Muslim sympathizer but also a Muslim as well?

Who ordered the mainstream media to ignore all of these issues? Why do the investigative journalists in the mainstream media ignore these topics? Who ordered them to suppress investigation into these topics? Is it the work of the NSA?

The mainstream media are obviously illegitimate. They savagely attack Conservatives, they label pro-Constitutional persons and groups as terrorists, and of course savagely attacked President Bush over actions while giving Obama no criticism for doing far worse. By savagely suppressing these very serious questions regarding Barry Soetero's or Barack Obama's backgrounds, assuming that they are in fact even the same person, they have shown their true colors. Those colors are not the Red, White and Blue of the U. S. flag.

It seems obvious that Obama's U. S. citizenship is highly questionable and would almost certainly have eliminated him from the Democratic status as nominee to run for president, and should now be impeached.

Control of the National Security Agency offers Obama the ideal weapon to silence anyone who seeks to investigate him. The NSA can acquire compromising information to blackmail anyone into silence. Failing that, they and other agencies have the means to permanently silence critics, such as engineering 120 mph car accidents in the dead of night on deserted roads.

The NSA gives Obama nefarious powers far beyond anything J. Edgar Hoover ever envisioned. It should be obvious that the NSA is perhaps the greatest threat to the Republic and the Constitution going back to at least the early-1970's and Echelon. It seems obvious that Obama and his controllers are using the NSA to silence Obama's political and public opposition.

This can only end very, very badly.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 08:45 | 4860791 d edwards
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Spot on.


Welcome to the Fourth Reich.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 06:38 | 4860577 Hobbleknee
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I heard he made 18 hole-in-ones the first time he played!

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 07:02 | 4860603 7th Avenue Aviator
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The real question the lamestream media should be asking is:

"Can he suck a golfball through a gardenhose?"

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 08:43 | 4860781 d edwards
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Legend has it that Emperor Nero played the fiddle while Rome was ablaze.


Truth has it the world is ablaze and Emperor 0bamao plays-



He must not be very good or we'd be hearing endless stories about his amazing ablilities on the course.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 10:12 | 4861068 Ghostdog
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Personally Im totally fine with him playing golf all day every day, then he cant muck any more shit up.. well not as much....

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