Chart Of The Day: All The President's Golf Games

Tyler Durden's picture

With the president stuck schmoozing with donors, house hunting, and always improving his short game (like right now), while the US is preparing to launch the third war of Iraqi liberation  (from the same Al Qaeda Jihadists the US is arming across the border in Syria), the question on everyone's mind is a simple one: whose golf game is better: Obama's or Dubya's.

The answer, courtesy of Mark Knoller, is a no contest.


And visually:


And even further visually:

And much, much, much more

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remain calm's picture

And the real sad thing is he sucks at golf. He sucks as a leader. He sucks as a human being. He just just sucks.

BurningFuld's picture

But I'll bet he was one awesome community organizer.

BigJim's picture

I'm not homophobic. But he really does look very gay.

johngaltfla's picture

At least the Russians understand who Obama really is....even if they did hang it off the old embassy building.

An Interesting Anti-Obama Banner Unfurled on the US Embassy in Moscow
Headbanger's picture

Man, that's a real insult to Hitler!

Der Fuhere würde seinen Booten obama Arsch in einem Herzschlag setzen!

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Well, now we know how Obama entertains himself (at least in public)...  

The below article looks at entertainment content production and how it relates to entertainment consumption, limited to looking at two blogs and our local town newspaper.  A lot more hours go into consuming entertainment content vs. producing it:

"Entertainment: Content and Consumption"


Skateboarder's picture

You will not see pictures of the fatty blunts he lights up. He's only allowed to do it inside... in the choom room, i.e. the oval orifice.

SoberOne's picture

Subjugation of infiltration. 

jeff montanye's picture

the original post is very weak, and, with the exception of remain calm, who did not offer a link (i agree with the non-golfer points, he does badly suck), the first comments are also off topic.

does the ratfuck play golf better than george?  it's not important but it was the question highlighted by the original post.  

he plays way more golf than george did, but does he play it better? he can sink a long roundball shot, at least sometimes.  he's a soulless murderer and reflexive liar but what's his handicap (other than no conscience which is both a handicap and a real leg up)?

franzpick's picture

Drive for show. LIE FOR DOUGH.

It's not about golf.

kowalli's picture

banner words from rus to eng -


dead children

crushed embassy

this is not democracy

this is fascism
full banner Russians understand that enemy is not a Nazi-ukraines (words on my link)
Headbanger's picture

Good job dude!

I just wish the Ruskies would stop being so polite about Obozo !

Baldrick's picture

that looks like Banzais work lol

Dollar Bill Hiccup's picture

WTF is homophobic?


Get a life.

fxrxexexdxoxmx's picture

Homophoic is anyone who does not publicly state that they love and admire gays. Even the ones who only have sex with 13 year old boys.

PrintemDano's picture

Printem is one proud homophobe. Down arrow away bone smokers.

jeff montanye's picture

you gentlemen do realize the guy who created tyler durden is gay, right?

caShOnlY's picture

But I'll bet he was one awesome community organizer

when assholes need a leader they find one like minded.  Need I say more?

Da Yooper's picture

Is that what his short game is about

ebworthen's picture

And he's a fluffer duffer.

fxrxexexdxoxmx's picture

Reggie Love likes his sucking the most.

rum_runner's picture

"Now, look... I understand there are people who seek to criticize me .. but my failure as a politician are..are.. not the point here.  Next question."

Jahbulon's picture

Ok "remain calm," now that rant was funny.....I don't care who you are......

Common_Cents22's picture

do you really think he likes to play golf?   


i think he plays so he can hide from media and responsibility for 6 hours at a time.   I wouldn't be surprised if he has some gay lovin and choom ganging in the clubhouse either.   Oh the tales the secret service will tell soon.

does he meet w/ muslim brotherhood there?  crony lobbyists?   


there is MUCH MORE to this than him liking to play golf.    MUCH MORE.

RafterManFMJ's picture

Still plenty of time to cement the record; GO OBLAMO, GO!

Mr Pink's picture

The wookie would out drive Olimpwrist by 100 yards. Not to mention she probably has a bigger dick

Berspankme's picture

The wookie plays strap on with jarrett while Osoftdick plays golf with reg

Headbanger's picture

Oh fuckin A!  Good shit.


No where did I leave my scotch??

PrintemDano's picture

You do mean "golf", &  not golf I'm sure...

fxrxexexdxoxmx's picture

Olimpwrist--- + 100. First time I have read that one. I am stealing it.

Racer's picture

He isn't the one who makes the decisions, Goddam Suckers et al do, so the Obomber bides his time waiting for their commands

Grande Tetons's picture

Bush prentended that he was not a puppet. Obama left the pretending part behind. 

Berspankme's picture

He really looks faggy while golfing. REGGIE!!

Seasmoke's picture

Have you seen him lifting weights yet ???

you enjoy myself's picture

can you even call that lifting?  that was prancercise with wrist weights.

Jethro's picture

Prancercise is actually less sassy.

FredFlintstone's picture

That is one of the funnest fucking videos I have ever seen. He should be impeached on the spot for that. Who could ever look him in the eye and not laugh their ass off? What world leader would ever take him seriously if they ever did? Having that video escape into cyberspace is an act of high treason.

Dr. Engali's picture

Ever seen him throw out a pitch or ride a bike in his mom jeans? He is more girl than man.

mademesmile's picture

As a mom of 3 girls, we take great offense at that remark!

sysin3's picture

My guess is that George W. is no better at golf than he is at English, or painting. Why do it, if you suck at it ?

knukles's picture

Actually, W has a pretty low handicap, as does his bro, Jeb....  Good sticks

jeff montanye's picture

yes, finally on point.  do we have to get the nsa involved?

Froman's picture

Apparently you did not catch that your savior Obozo cannot spell RESPECT since he flubbed it at the Aretha Franklin tribute nor did you catch that he does not know basic geography since he cannot tell the difference between the Gulf Coast of the United States and the Atlantic Coast.  Additionally, I don't recall any other President in history not being able to repeat the oath of office correctly twice.  Go back to sleep now your EBT funds should be arriving anytime. 

Berspankme's picture

Seems hes with that Wolf asshole from UBS a lot

naughtius maximus's picture

A graph that starts at zero for once. Thought I'd never see this on zerohedge.

Itch's picture

Bush probably thought they were asking him to play Gulf...fool me once wont feel shame again.

Dutch's picture

Well, that's 175 occasions in which he couldn't screw up something that matters.

LetThemEatRand's picture

Worst.  President.  Ever.  And I thought W could not be beat.  Congrats Zero.  You're number 1!