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Quite frankly where do you start? We are sure there will be congratulations for the capture of the Benghazi ringleader (an interestingly timed distraction) but what the President will be asked (if we have a press corps) are: why Iraq wasn't his fault, how 275 boots on the ground are not really boots on the ground, will the US partner with Iran to 'fix' Iraq, and what about new reports of Syria using chlorine gas? Not to mention lost IRS emails, the VA debacle, government-sponsored civilian deaths in GM cars, and of course, how Seattle raising minimum wages will increase jobs?

 

 

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Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4865794 101 years and c...
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i cant even stomach the sight of that worthless sack of shit.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:46 | 4865808 EverythingEviL
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I 2nd that emotion

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:48 | 4865818 Buckaroo Banzai
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"We are sure there will be congratulations for the capture of the Benghazi ringleader..."

Wait. They finally arrested Obama????

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:07 | 4865942 ParkAveFlasher
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Nice crew.  Looks like they lined up for a free gourmet taco and meet the Preszdint.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:13 | 4865978 RevRex
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Maybe Obama the sack of shit could tell us how it is possible that the IRS ONLY lost the emails of Lois Lerner and the five other Obowelmovement terds under investigation for abuse of power......

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:17 | 4866006 dryam
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Explain everything?

"The economy is one giant ponzi.

The U.S. foreign policy is one giant cluster fuck, and is motivated by one thing: oil.

Everything I say is a lie, except for this confession.

My main agenda when I became president was to engineer reparations the best I could.

I'm creating a total police state in this country and there's no one that can stop me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a tee time."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:20 | 4866016 Pool Shark
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"We are sure there will be congratulations for the capture of the Benghazi ringleader."

What? They captured Hillary Clinton???

 [Whoa! Is that a nailgun behind Obama????]

 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:53 | 4866217 dontgoforit
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Present and unaccountable, sir.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:21 | 4866314 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"President Obama To Explain 'Everything'"~

Oh, goody. 'Cuz I was wondering when he'd come clean about how he used Saudi money to by Mo' Kaddafi's old guns to give to Al-Qaida in Syria, (at the cost of four American lives), in an attempt to overthrow Al-Assad but when that went tits-up the posse he armed went off and captured the Sunni half of Iraq, (with just 800 fighters), 'cuz all of the Sunni Iraqi army officers 'deserted', leaving all this 'Made-in-the-USA' hardware for these jihadis. Or did I miss something?

"Hello? Mister President? Hello?"

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 16:03 | 4866487 Doña K
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Hey guys! These 275 will actually be wearing Gucci loafers. techncally NO BOOTS on the ground. What is isn't.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:00 | 4866242 BlindMonkey
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I was just thinking that would be a great defense in Tax Court.  "I got an email from Lois Lerner saying that everything was fine and I didn't need to worry about a thing."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:10 | 4866280 dontgoforit
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...and....just can't seem to find that email....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 17:38 | 4866885 BlindMonkey
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I kept it will all my gold and other very important papers.  Then I went on this boat you see...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:11 | 4865967 knukles
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Is anybody there?
    -radio announcer at end of The War of the Worlds

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:20 | 4866307 Quus Ant
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The oil wars are in full swing.  I hope everyone has been working on their cardio. 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:23 | 4866318 Quus Ant
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question for Barry:  How much oil is left and who owns it? 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4865969 Headbanger
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Just STFU Barry!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 16:26 | 4866582 angel_of_joy
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The only thing to explain is this: how come he got so stupid after all that schooling and all that politically correct energy spent on his ass ?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:41 | 4866153 astoriajoe
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They got the head of the lighting crew? gaffer?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:01 | 4866248 BlindMonkey
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Definitions change when you are talking about Obama.  I suspect he is referred to as the "fluffer".

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:49 | 4865833 TeamDepends
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He's posing with power tools....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:51 | 4865851 kaiserhoff
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A nail gun???

  Be still, my heart.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:00 | 4865892 Hippocratic Oaf
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A nail gun?

A tack could stop this worthless pussy.

What in the fuck can this sumbitch fuck up this week? Gotta admit, he's fuckin' persistant.

Look at him with his sleeves rolled up like cramer!

Oh, oh......this ni@@er gonna start some shit up in here!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:04 | 4865932 IndyPat
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A dildo?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:07 | 4865952 Harbanger
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Now that we captured the Benghazi ringleader, Obama can swap him for a copy of Hillarys college gangbang video.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:19 | 4866028 IndyPat
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"Carpet Munching Commie Co-Eds", I think it was?
Not sure if that's a fair trade.
This was pre landscaping era.....and it's still Hillary we are talking about.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:44 | 4866164 Harbanger
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Yeah, that's scary shit. If that Hillary video were ever released it would cause spontaneous Global protests and attacks as it did in Benghazi.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:04 | 4866258 BlindMonkey
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I have seen the pics from that era.  I would have nailed her.  

 

 

(I would have had to tape over that mouth though.  Her voice, even then, would have killed my boner.)

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:41 | 4866386 IndyPat
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Remind me to never leave you alone in a room with my dog, you filthy bastard.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:15 | 4865994 highly debtful
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What worries me is that this man has a say in the use of a lot of other power tools, other than those you see in the background of this video.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:24 | 4866060 Drop out
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He is a power tool.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:50 | 4865845 kaiserhoff
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 how 275 boots on the ground are not really boots on the ground...

Silly Tyler.  They will march around barefoot on the burning sand.

Ze problem, she is solv-ed.

      Hercule Poirot.  The most modest dectective, in all of England;)

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:58 | 4865889 takeaction
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Can somebody please ask this FUCK a real question?  Rather than the preplanted softball bullshit prescreened handed to you on a special card questions?  Ask him how he likes Putins foot up his ass?  Ask him how the investigation is going in regards to Benghazi?  Ask him how the IRS can magically lose all records and paths of emails involved...?  Ask him....  and I would like to say....to all of the people at the NSA that are reading this right now...FUCK YOU!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:02 | 4866254 pelican
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It is clear that you are a racist to ask such questions (sarcasim)

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 16:40 | 4866640 RafterManFMJ
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I swear this 94 IQ half-breed is on TV more often than Seinfeld re-runs.

Why not have a daily, 6 day a week 0blam0 show? Sort of a cross between the wire and Sanford and Son?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:48 | 4865829 takeaction
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Obama is not running this show.....we all know that.  He is a Constitutional attorney from Harvard.  He is not an idiot.  Just like Bush...these people are very smart, then when in office are made to look like fools, and are the scapegoat for everything the "Real Power" does wrong.  I honestly can not believe this shit show has gone on this long.  This card house is so week.  Inflation everywhere...(If you eat good, and drive).  Wages down, income down, poverty through the roof.  This sure is a lonnnnnng movie.  But.....I am ready as I think most of us here are on ZH.  I enjoy the comments more than the articles.  Appreciate everyone.  I guess that what we have each day...is better than what is coming.  I always feel like I am on the edge of my seat though....and to watch the Truman show every day around me gets a little eeerie.  Am I wacko??

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:55 | 4865872 gdiamond22
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Calling Obama a Constitutional Attorney is like calling Jon Stewart a News Anchor. He can talk all about it, but in the end everyone knows he's full of shit and a 'joke'.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4865896 takeaction
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I am just saying.....I feel he is much smarter than he is (Forced) to portray.  I could be wrong...just a thought.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:13 | 4865977 Poundsand
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Hmm.... You feel he is much smarter than he is forced to portray?  Thank you for at least stating it was based on a feeling as opposed to based on a 'fact', or an actual observation.  Just give me one thing that leads anyone out there to the conclusion that this guy is smarter than your average 10 year old.

 

I am sure that someone scripted that moment when he stated that he had been to 57 states.  Or when he pulled off this display of intellect:

http://www.cosmicconservative.com/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Obam...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:19 | 4866026 ZerOhead
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I blame affirmative action...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:24 | 4866061 IndyPat
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Are you really going to slander 10 yr olds in that manner? My 10 yr old nephew built a Taj Mahal out of Legos. You think this halfcoon halfwit could do that?
My neighbors cocker spaniel is more intelligent than this douche.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:08 | 4866274 Poundsand
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I'll apologize to your son, but the spaniel is going to have to prove it.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:00 | 4865900 TeamDepends
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Also, at best he possesses average intelligence.  If you doubt this, check out the youtube clips where the teleprompter quits and he has to ad-lib.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4865945 Joe Tierney
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Bush was smart?????

 

WHOA HAAA  HAAAAA MUHAHAH!

 

I honestly didn't think ANYONE could outdo that grandiose moron with a Presidential Seal Bush-the-kid, but O'Balma HAS proven me wrong.

 

The American people have gotten what they DESERVE. They voted these incredibly PATHETIC "leaders" into office, and returned each of them to office again. There are no words to adequately describe these two total losers. I just wanna puke when contemplating what comes next - Hitlery Clintoon, or else some other despicable friend of that crybaby Boehner.

 

I wish there was a way to raise words to the Nth power. I'd use PATHETIC and raise it to the power of the next president's number - 45.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:23 | 4866047 NotApplicable
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Ivy League degrees make for pretty good camoflauge, it seems. Apparently, it never dawns on anyone how family ties work to ensure success.

Especially family ties to the CIA.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:24 | 4866062 Jonas Parker
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If Obama isn't an idiot, he's sure fooled me for the last few years.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:28 | 4866093 Sages wife
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No takeaction, quite the opposite.  You are one of the few who have chosen to see the real world and have accepted the inevitable.  All of "us" have learned that we risk alienation from friends, and even family, for our unshakeable dedication to the correction of this badly misguided world.  They DO NOT want to hear it.  It's comforting, and reassuring, to find similar minded souls on sites like ZH.  It's not easy to stay positive, but I suspect that most, if not all of us here, find it impossible to unsee what we know will become the greatest social event in the history of our world.  Hang in there brother. 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4865940 williambanzai7
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Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4865962 SilverIsKing
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Awesome!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4865970 Itchy and Scratchy
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Ya' missed the dunce cap!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:19 | 4866027 the grateful un...
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no dribbling on the green

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:57 | 4866235 Bastiat
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Good one.  No doubt that's the Constituion in scroll form.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:02 | 4866253 williambanzai7
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It is indeed

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:28 | 4866088 stant
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Every time he gets up there he reminds me of the head Martian dude from mars Attacks. Rack rack rack don't run we are your friends

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:55 | 4866223 pankowboy
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I started clicking the up arrow like Pavlov's Dog. 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 17:53 | 4866936 drendebe10
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More gratuitous, self serving, false vacuous gum flapping by the corrupt, incompetent, arrogant, narcissistic, illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic liar in chief... the sound of its voice is like dragging uncut fingernails against an old blackboard.... 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 19:02 | 4867163 drendebe10
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"i'm the democrat party worst nightmare.  A thinking black man!"  Charles Ramsey in his book Dead Giveaway

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4865795 Newsboy
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Lots of folks know and frequently explain everything.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4865797 TeamDepends
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Live from the ninth hole....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:49 | 4865838 Nadine of Tyrol
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More like the 19th hole!  After examining barry's golf swing in all those images the Tylers posted the other day, all I can say is whatever barry is up to when he disappears to the links for hours on end, it is most definitley not golf.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:00 | 4865902 SILVERGEDDON
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Wrong. You mean " Live, from the Asshole "

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:44 | 4865799 European American
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The Imposter in Chief makes me want to fucking swear.

 


Mark Twain … on swearing

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.
- Private and Public Morals speech, 1906

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.
- Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It’s dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.
- Mark Twain, a Biography

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
- Mark Twain, a Biography

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:48 | 4865805 Dr. Engali
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WTF is the deal with the hand tool props? The ignorant fuck can't even handle a baseball, now they are trying to pretend like he can use a power tool? Roll down your sleeves barry, you aren't fooling anybody.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:49 | 4865841 e_goldstein
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It would be awesome to watch him try.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:55 | 4865873 Nadine of Tyrol
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Perhaps barry is practicing for his post 2016 assignment; nail gun assassin.  At this point, I don't think they are going to let him have the teleprompter reader of the UN job that he so cherishes.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:41 | 4866156 raeb
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A tool for a tool.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:45 | 4865806 Tortfeasor
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One minute. I lasted one minute. 

Did I get the high score?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:01 | 4865909 Nadine of Tyrol
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Did you catch that new gastro-intestinal bug going around, barryfluenze?  I understand after just a 10 second exposure, you are done in for at least 24 hours!  I have learned to avoid all contact with the virus!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:46 | 4865807 homiegot
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The tampon is speaking...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:27 | 4866084 NotApplicable
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Funny, I never thought of him as absorbent, nor useful, and certainly not anywhere near a vagina.

Perhaps you were thinking of a butt-plug?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:46 | 4865811 1stepcloser
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what a tool 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:51 | 4865827 ebworthen
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A tool in front of tools (the useful tools behind him, he is a useless tool).

Those people listening to him look as if they are in pain.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:49 | 4865830 Reaper
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Hosanna to the sheeple's messiah. Who are we to question his omniscience?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:49 | 4865831 gdiamond22
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Wait, so we jailed the guy who was responsible for the 'video' and the subsequent attack? Was this 'suspect' involved with the video, the attack, the coverup or did he help the CIA run arms across the border? I can't figure it all out.

What difference, at this point, does it make.

 

 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:48 | 4865832 QQQBall
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Casual Barry... Implication is "Lets roll up our sleeves and work together."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:49 | 4865844 takeaction
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MORE IPADS......HAHAHAHAHA Are you fucking kidding me.  Obama...go visit Foxcon.

 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:29 | 4866094 NotApplicable
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Don't those poor people suffer enough already?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:59 | 4865848 Cheater5
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How about this:

 

Dear America,

I was elected president solely on the basis that I was a black liberal who didn't scare the shit out of liberal whites in the media and elsewhere.  I was elected notwithstanding the fact that I had accomplished little in my life other than to help people bilk the government of money as a community organizer.  In this respect, my being elected president was no different for me than being admitted to Columbia or Harvard law (in fact you could call me the first affirmative action president).

So America if you think everything around you is falling apart, you might be right (not like I would know), but you have no reason to blame me for these problems because you should have known better than to elect a guy like me in the first place. 

I hope this helps to explain "everything."

Yours truly (from the 9th hole),

Barack Obama

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:21 | 4866036 Hippocratic Oaf
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White guilt is a bitch

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:52 | 4865855 QQQBall
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AS Obomber touts techy advances, the visual feed dies. This douche is snakebit and hopeless.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:29 | 4866102 NotApplicable
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Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:54 | 4865864 Atomizer
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Did he say we get free steaks? 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:54 | 4865867 JRobby
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We will need some more patients. (money, lives, shattered families)

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:57 | 4865871 22winmag
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"Shit Parade" is the only term that comes close.

 

The pitchforks and torches are right around the corner so to speak. This is not "tool time".

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:02 | 4865916 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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James Brown HCL hot tub party time.

Water is hot in the hot tub, oooooooooh,

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4865944 graneros
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I agree with you on the shit parade but pitchforks or torches or any other resistance is not forthcoming. The American people will continue venting their anger on facebook and other online outlets and the govt will continue to ignore and do whatever they please. Simply the way it is.  I wish it wasn't.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:56 | 4865880 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Distractions galore. Either create bigger messes on purpose or try to overwhelm you in volume. Keep your eyes on ball....

Khattla is not a major player or Obama wouldn't have let his miltary capture the guy alive...........

It is just a little bit of red meat to satiate the dogs that are nipping at his heels to calm them down.

 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:57 | 4865882 The worst trader
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Captain DOUCHEBAG!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:57 | 4865885 Atomizer
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New science degrees in global warming witch doctors. 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 13:59 | 4865897 I Write Code
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Don't get that necktie too close to the latheeeeeeeeeeeee

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:02 | 4865917 ebworthen
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I know, the flippin' thing is down to his knees, who dresses him - the Wookie?

I want to yank it and bang the mike into his face then bitch slap him then kick him in the nuts. 

What a lying asshole.  Worst President EVER.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:29 | 4866022 Emergency Ward
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ha ha ha...good one.  But he has his sleeves rolled up so everyone knows he's working harder than he's ever worked while the necktie goes  ahhhhhhhggggh

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:01 | 4865913 NOTaREALmerican
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Announcer: And now, live from the White House, "Ask President Carter".

Walter Cronkite: Good evening, and welcome to #10 of the CBS radio series "Ask President Carter", continuing an experiment in presidential communication with the American people. Mr. President, our first call this week comes Mrs. Edward Hobrath, or maybe it's Horbraithe?

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): [ echoing ] That's Horbath.

Walter Cronkite: Mrs. Edward Horbath - excuse me - of Maple Trace, Kansas!

President Jimmy Carter: Hello, Mrs. Horbath.

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): [ echoing ] Hello, Mr. President, how are you today?

President Jimmy Carter: Very fine. Could you turn your radio down, please?

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): [ echoing ] Oh my.. yes..

Walter Cronkite: Mrs. Horbath, do you have a question for the President?

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): Yes, sir. I'm an employee of the U.S. Postal Service in Kansas. Last year they installed an automated letter sorting system called the Marvex-3000, here in our branch..

President Jimmy Carter: Yes.

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): ..but the system doesn't work too good. Letters keep getting clogged in the first-level sorting grid. Is there anything that can be done about this?

President Jimmy Carter: Well, Mrs. Horbath, Vice-President Mondale and I were just talking about the Morvex-3000 this morning.. uh.. I do have a suggestion - you know the caliber poised on the first grid sliding armiture?

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): Yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, there's a three-digit setting there, where the post and the armiture meet. Now, when the system was installed, the angle of cross-slide was put at a maximum setting of 1.. if you reset it at the three-mark like it says in the assembly instructions, I think it will solve any clogging problems in the machine.

Mrs. Edward Horbath (on phone): Oh, thanks, Mr. President! Oh, by the way, I think you're doing a great job!

Walter Cronkite: Looks like you've been doing your homework, Mr. President. I'd like to take this opportunity to say that none of these calls are screened, that the people of America are talking directly with the President. Our next call comes from a man who calls himself Dr. Midnight.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:02 | 4865918 IndyPat
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Ah, more creative Calculus from America's Queen.

Can't wait.
Will it be the :
Pen?
Phone?
Or Hashtag?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:02 | 4865919 franzpick
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More Boots In The Ground, more demented 'foreign policy'...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:03 | 4865921 Duffy Duck
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It's 2 pm. Time for Mike Rivero at www.whatreallyhappened.com

Then, it's beer time....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:05 | 4865937 B2u
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What the hell is he talking about?  

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:06 | 4865946 Itchy and Scratchy
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Un-listenable! Cannot believe this dude leads the USA.  Unreal!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:07 | 4865948 orangegeek
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Barry understands clearly that small moves in a direction doesn't feel a move at all.

 

So when Barry does asshole moves like let people die in Bengazhi, use the IRS to mame enemies, create a healthcare system to drive union revenues through the roof, ignore locals when a BP platform blows up in the Gulf (remember that??), he knows exactly what he is doing.

 

What Barry is doing is weakening human spirit and driving apathy - it's easier to run a dictatorship that way.

 

The good news is that the country is waking up to this and is really starting to hate Barry's fucking guts!!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:00 | 4866243 madcows
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I'll believe it when the ghettos stop voting 102% for the democratic party and 0% for the republicans.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:07 | 4865950 Moe Howard
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Ask him what he thinks about the National Guillontine Party. The fuck.

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Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4865961 Itchy and Scratchy
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I hope all the business leaders are listening closely ......... to a guy who runs a country that spends US$3b more-a-day than it takes in!

 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:10 | 4865964 Spastica Rex
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Didn't even make it 10 seconds this time.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:11 | 4865971 Duffy Duck
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You can almost see the strings...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:15 | 4865992 Emergency Ward
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"Watch out, Mr President!  You need some SS agents between you and those power tools."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:29 | 4866099 IndyPat
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His SS Agents are the power tools. You'll see....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:17 | 4866010 Jethro
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I bet Reggie works him like a hand puppet though.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:11 | 4865972 Atomizer
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At 60, you can become a Walmart greeter.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:14 | 4865984 saltedGold
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I hope someone tells the asian dude in the pink shirt that he was overacting as Obama was answering his question.

Now the old lady is lobbing questions so he can cover Obamacare and student loan debt.  This is painful to watch.  I'm out.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:17 | 4866004 Jethro
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Did this catamite just say that the US was built by unions?  I don't recall the history books referencing  unionization of pioneers.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:32 | 4866114 the grateful un...
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pioneers wore union suits, which was the nomenclature for long underwear

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:17 | 4866007 Bryan
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He doesn't have to explain everything.  We already know the answer, and it's 42.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:20 | 4866032 Jethro
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I know Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Barak Obama is no Zaphod Beeblebrox...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:19 | 4866018 Atomizer
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Just ask GM on the success of Union dependency. 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:36 | 4866020 Itchy and Scratchy
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Where in the heck would we all be if it wasn't for the visionary Kenyan? He might be the only guy who's ever built anything...ever!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:21 | 4866043 grunk
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When is Obama going to release the Benghazi guy he just caught? 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:29 | 4866096 the grateful un...
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his body was dropped into the sea in an disclosed location by seal team 6 1/2

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:33 | 4866120 IndyPat
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I think Obama plans to trade Benghazi Guy for Tokyo Rose and Jane Fonda.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:22 | 4866048 Itchy and Scratchy
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Why doesn't somebody pipe in all the Kenyan's words of wisdom to the inmates at Gitmo - or would that be cruel and unusal punishment?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:23 | 4866056 Bawneee Fwank
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Wow...this Gordon guy wants .gov to provide state of the art equipment for all.  This country is doomed!!!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:23 | 4866057 Atomizer
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DOE and Solyndra.  

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:23 | 4866058 Dr. Engali
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Holy fuck! I just got out of a meeting and I see he is still talking.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:33 | 4866122 NotApplicable
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Only thing surprising is that they spelled out "are" instead of going with "R."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:26 | 4866074 FubarNation
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He has all the 'props' again in the scene.  AA, Latino, Gay guy who looks like Anderson Cooper.  Well played again Barry.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:28 | 4866082 Jethro
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Unused hand tools in the background.  Nice.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:27 | 4866081 the grateful un...
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if Obama had any sense of irony he would suggest giving aid to the Assad government in order to defeat these guys. such a move would have the positive political benefit of putting him on the other side of the issue with Sens McCain and Graham (a good thing) would relieve tensions with Putin (so he might quit flying his nuclear bombers off the coast of california, DAMMIT) and it would stop the wholesale looting of assets in Iraq, which is junk we haven't paid for yet. geopolitically it would stop the formation of another theocracy in the ME, and show that he's serious about stopping al qaeda. it would also put the stock market back into the green

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:35 | 4866131 NotApplicable
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You seem to be forgetting the foriegn policy is the ultimate "bi-partisan" sector, as the "other side" is but Treason.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:30 | 4866105 Atomizer
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Obama enjoys sextexting reggie.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:36 | 4866140 Bawneee Fwank
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Yes, he manufactures Reggie Love Man Juice

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:34 | 4866130 Atomizer
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3d printing, library and makings guns. New adaptation. 

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:36 | 4866135 Pendolino
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275 boots? You mean they're not even giving boots out in pairs any more? Or are they planning on sending one-legged guys?

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:44 | 4866163 IndyPat
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.....one-legged guys?....

ain't like we don't have scores of them and if they get shot for keeps this time around, no more VA woes.

Winning!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:36 | 4866137 Whopper Stopper
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Mr. Obama, What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherant response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:37 | 4866142 BeetleBailey
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Whomever listens to Fuckbama needs to be shot in the face for being stupid.

This fucktard banker puppet fraud is getting on my nerves - and I thought Bill fucking Clinton was bad....

FUCK..even Dubya knew when to purposefully act like a rube....this dolt keeps on thinking he's relevant.....and he's not.

IT'S WHAT THE BANKERS WANT....FUCKBAMA THE WANKER...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:38 | 4866147 IndyPat
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Did he get to the part about Brawndo making crops grow bigger and faster yet?
I just love it when he splains that part!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:39 | 4866151 ISEEIT
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The evil of course isn't just the vile POS pretending to be 'president'.

Even more so it's the worthless 'media' that targets the population with the propaganda that allows for this sociopath bullshit pimp to avoid a firing squad.

 

Our time is coming though.....

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:42 | 4866161 disabledvet
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"Class? Dismissed...

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:42 | 4866162 Atomizer
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Shovel ready jobs. We have experienced labor that can dig holes and another skilled labor group to  fill them up.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:58 | 4866237 madcows
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Does he need his teleprompter to say "It's all Bush's fault!"

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:01 | 4866247 pelican
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200 hundred troops?  Seriously?  I hope they all control the air strikes and artillery.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:03 | 4866257 Inthemix96
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Afternoon NSA, GCHQ.

You didnt reckon on the 'Interwebs' did you?  You didnt give it enough thought that enough people with critical thinking skills could figure out just what a shambles you lot really are did you?  You honestly thought that after Bush and B.Liar you could get away with Sotero?  Cameron?  Hollande?

You are not even to be pitied.

This excuse of an inadequate human of questionable origins Sotero was the fucking very best you could find?  Or was it because he could read from a machine while being see-through?  Or playing endless rounds of golf at our expense?  Or $100 millions worth of holidays with a transvestite and still be an ineptitudeable see-through?  And you thought, without taking the 'Internet' in to account, we would fall for it?

You lot are not just thick, and led by in-breds.  You have only believed your own hype.

Look at him, just look at him, listen to him, listen to those around him.

You have been found out, the whole fucking world over.

It doesnt work no more, you fucking filthy cunts.

We.  See.  You.

;-)

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:04 | 4866263 C4G3
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ummmmmm, Hey Obama F*&^ You!!!!

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:18 | 4866303 asscannon101
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More farcical bullshit from the head dipshit at 'Neverland Ranch on The Potomac'

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 15:36 | 4866372 kchrisc
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Note: "It isn't lying if it's all bullshit."

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 17:24 | 4866811 One of We
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Missed the reading of the teleprompter again.  Busy chewing glass and scratching the chalkboard while punching myself in the nuts......

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 17:55 | 4866941 Goldilocks
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The Simpsons: Clown College song + download
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yul93IXuzVM (0:19)

the simpsons: clown college
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OECdVXlbqYE (0:29)

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 18:51 | 4867069 leftcoastfool
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"President Obama To Explain 'Everything'"

I see this headline and get immediate flashbacks from Idiocracy:

President [Obama]: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Congressman [Pelosi]: Break it down, [Obama]!

President [Obama]: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.


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